1995ToyotaCorolla

@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my deposits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when that happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They REALLY like assassins creed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BDSM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The safe word is <This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I met someone who had this tattooed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I hear ya. I’m a Wisconsinite, we take our dairy products very seriously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I met someone who had this tattooed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  France might have taken butter to great culinary heights, but we Americans have taken it to dark depths many have thought unpossible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the iconic paintings of The Last Supper? This is what it would look like if it happened today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having three arms lets me look at my phone and eat at the same time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Selling as is.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Premlak!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bidenblast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claim Now!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I buy a mosquito laser system?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  7 years in evil medical school and all you get are some crummy sea bass…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His “We” aren’t even watching, they’re sunbathing off the coast of Cancun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lab toys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the corner of our office we have an old Win2k workstation. It is our pinball machine and the glue that holds our department together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well this isn’t some mundane detail, Michael!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the near alarm goes off forfeit all hope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays shirts vs skins⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, that’s not too far from the truth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry to be a bother...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rose Finch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The cube pube?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unsee this⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude’s out here like Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The second matchup of the tournament⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t know shit about gorillas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow_irl⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Little squeeze tubes of puréed meat. Our cat goes nuts for the chicken ones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't let it stop you from eating your egg salad sandwich, Karen!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm… warm ranch dressing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When a cave has better wifi than I do⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they specifically mean Wi-Fi, not confusing it with cellular.

  I would be surprised too if I went into a cave and suddenly my phone is connected to Wi-Fi. Where are the access points? Who is running internet all the way out here? I don’t see any telco boxes or signs of a human presence. Why do the speeds get faster the farther I go? Why did my phone connect to some random network when I specifically told it not to do that? It would be even weirder if it’s WPA3 protected or something because I obviously don’t have the password for the cave Wi-Fi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nervous system when confident system walks in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We are all made in its image. The flesh is an aberration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A magical place indeed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Having slept on an air mattress for the first year or two of my adult life, I can confirm that it definitely does fuck up your back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come ride me.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!