1995ToyotaCorolla
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
- Comment on True torture 1 week ago:
While you’re driving
- Comment on Love is Love 2 weeks ago:
He likes to watch
- Comment on I don't think I need to bother translating... 2 weeks ago:
If I brought my wife the pink one knowing damn well there was a dinosaur one, I’d be out in the street
- Comment on More 1 month ago:
And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.
- Comment on Rough date 2 months ago:
Seriously this is a “…and this is the 15th anniversary” kinda story
- Comment on Superman is a meanie 2 months ago:
“We’re sorry, but acts of otherworldly beings is not covered in your policy…”
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 months ago:
Nope, northern Minnesota. So like not proper southern barbeque, but pretty damn good for the frozen north
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 4 months ago:
Our local BBQ joint has an alabama white sauce that is like crack. I can’t get enough of it
- Comment on Triangle 4 months ago:
Cause apps like tiktok will prevent your post from being seen for having a scary bad word and now they have everyone trained to self-censor
- Comment on Everywhere he goes, people want to connect with him 4 months ago:
He’s been wanted by the FCC for two weeks now
- Comment on Everywhere he goes, people want to connect with him 4 months ago:
When you’re at a networking event and meet the final boss
- Comment on I do this on behalf of soup 4 months ago:
Ohh, goodie! I hope they have Quake III arena
- Comment on Fucked up 4 months ago:
I cringe at all the time i wasted in 1998 playing Pokémon and breaking my arm on the monkey bars instead of growing my network
- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 4 months ago:
This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 5 months ago:
- Comment on Gaysadilla 5 months ago:
…mom?
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 5 months ago:
- Comment on Simple, Stupid, and it always works 5 months ago:
My dad’s truck had one of these back in the day. The switch was super flaky so you’d either be stuck with low beams or stuck blinding oncoming traffic
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Gooby pls
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 5 months ago:
It’s the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells “and that’s a good thing!” into the mic after every verse
- Comment on Heave-ho! 7 months ago:
Almost looks like an explosives vest. They should make one styled like a claymore with the “front toward enemy” text on it
- Comment on elixir of a god 8 months ago:
- Anarchists, revolutionaries, usurpers. Men who choose change the status quo. They would rather operate outside of society than participate in its decadence
- Comment on hl shirt 8 months ago:
This looks like the man on the left’s last known photo
- Comment on idk abbout this one discord 8 months ago:
Makes me think of that guy who does mockups of hellworld tech concepts
- Comment on It's finally here! 8 months ago:
MSG’d!
- Comment on Radon 8 months ago:
Nvm I fixed it thanks
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 8 months ago:
He definitely read that line in a book somewhere and went “hell yeah” instead of being horrified (the author’s likely intent)
- Comment on “TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!” 11 months ago:
THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.
- Comment on So THAT'S where I parked my car! 11 months ago:
And people say there’s nothing to do in the Midwest…
