I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my deposits

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fit the description but out of environmental concerns I prefer less people on this planet so I’m going to skip.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    -“we need bearded man, ok looking!”

    Only bearded ok looking guy in world:

    -“No.”

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  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro fuckin literally. If you want em come take em is what I always say

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    • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s sad I’m only attractive to sperm banks.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, they’d send a spy to extract it out of me

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh I’m definitely different than ok looking!

  Look out ladies here I am!

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LOL. A dream of any woman

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Of course if they were serious they would have a picture of an attractive “nurse” who would be helping you to make your “deposit”

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• dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why do they need a bearded guy?

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  • dufkm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

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• jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  YOU CAN TAKE MY SPERM FROM MY COLD, DEAD NUTS.

  Or like 3pm is good.

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• ilega_dh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The shower drain doesn’t count

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• SurfinBird@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Paging Papa Smurf

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would they accept a trade for citizenship?

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sorry I already got the snip.

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