I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my deposits
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Asafum@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
LOL. A dream of any woman
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Of course if they were serious they would have a picture of an attractive “nurse” who would be helping you to make your “deposit”
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Why do they need a bearded guy?
dufkm@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I knew it was a mistake to shave today.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
YOU CAN TAKE MY SPERM FROM MY COLD, DEAD NUTS.
Or like 3pm is good.
ilega_dh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
The shower drain doesn’t count
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Paging Papa Smurf
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Would they accept a trade for citizenship?
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Sorry I already got the snip.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I fit the description but out of environmental concerns I prefer less people on this planet so I’m going to skip.
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
-“we need bearded man, ok looking!”
Only bearded ok looking guy in world:
-“No.”
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bro fuckin literally. If you want em come take em is what I always say
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s sad I’m only attractive to sperm banks.
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, they’d send a spy to extract it out of me