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- Comment on What if a billionaire wants to help you? 5 hours ago:
What if I spontaneously sprouted wings and flew? It’s about as likely.
- Comment on AI IS BURNING THE PLANNET!! 12 hours ago:
- Comment on Working at fast food and constantly dealing with this kind of stuff 1 day ago:
Everyone knows the soul is the best part.
- Comment on If I wanted to bury a hard drive for archival purposes (e.g. Country becoming Dictatorship), how to keep the contents from being damaged and where is the safest place to bury it? 3 days ago:
Neither of those, my guy.
- Comment on What are the easiest types of internet videos to make that are not slop? 4 days ago:
Porn.
- Comment on Growing up in the 80's, I thought that I would be in a situation where I would need to push the top off of one of these by now... 4 days ago:
… to enter the secret shop?
- Comment on I'm not even ooking 5 days ago:
Too much avocado.
- Comment on [Inverse Thinking] How do I make sure my place gets messy again after I thoroughly cleaned and organized it? 5 days ago:
Wash one at a time as you use them so the sink is always full. Free botulism.
- Comment on "Conservatives" what are you really? 5 days ago:
Unlike barista there is a masculine and feminine version of the word. I’m asking if you chose the feminine knowing it conflicts with “dad”.
- Comment on "Conservatives" what are you really? 5 days ago:
Waitress?
- Comment on Why is land/sky so cleanly split between mammals/birds? 6 days ago:
It isn’t.
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 6 days ago:
Richard Vibrator
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 1 week ago:
Ha ha gross
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 week ago:
Then you’re right, I misunderstood. Sorry.
To properly answer then, I’d be looking at indigestible or underdigested fats, particularly if it’s sticky or hard to clean.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 week ago:
So you don’t smell like shit. Even a terrible parent will teach you at least that much.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 week ago:
Clean your ass.
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 1 week ago:
It ain’t got no gas in it!
- Comment on What a wanker 1 week ago:
I hate it when that happens.
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 1 week ago:
Wait until you find out where she prints the tickets from.
It’s the machine in front of her.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 1 week ago:
He’s such a train wreck…
- Comment on hat 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
Ezra Miller
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
He acts human terribly. 🤷
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
I’d watch that though.
- Comment on Why is Fediverse moderation, even more Draconian than Reddit? 2 weeks ago:
So OP, are you still beating your wife?
- Comment on Why is Fediverse moderation, even more Draconian than Reddit? 2 weeks ago:
OP seems like he’d be happier at truth social tbh
- Comment on I like him. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think the two are necessarily exclusive of each other.
- Comment on I like him. 2 weeks ago:
They literally look like NPCs.
- Comment on The heroes we had as kids 2 weeks ago:
Also fucking his own daughter, like Trump did.
