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- Comment on ISTANCORRECTED 6 hours ago:
For a Drake meme it would be more like Childpredatoristan
- Comment on Advertisements 6 hours ago:
If it’s a popup or interrupts me in any way I will go out of my way to never use or buy whatever it is. I wish more people would do the same.
- Comment on McDonald Meme Monday. Even though it's Thursday. 6 hours ago:
Old MacDonald had a farm
H A D a farm
And on that farm he had a leopard
It ate his fucking face - Comment on ♪ My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun! ♪ 1 day ago:
Why does he look like Bill Hader tho
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Both.
- Comment on What's that word? 2 days ago:
It’s French. Guillotine was already taken.
- Comment on That Orange Bastard 2 days ago:
He shits himself because he had a child on the island put something in his ass and the child kicked it really hard.
- Comment on Would the tart blueberries taste as good if you didn't have to randomly power through 3 to 5 bland ones between each good one? 2 days ago:
Blue fingers and mouth from eating blueberries.
Have you ever eaten a real blueberry like ever? They’re purple, sometimes almost red, but they aren’t actually nor have they ever been blue.
- Comment on Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool 2 days ago:
And that one was a rip off of Busy Bee. Like most racist pieces of shit he can’t come up with something on his own so he stole it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ
And by stole I mean stole. He did not pay to sample it.
- Comment on Pick wisely 2 days ago:
- Comment on Praise Be 2 days ago:
“They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs”
And it turns out they were actually eating children. With disturbing descriptions of what it was like. RIP Madeleine McCann.
- Comment on For only 200$ !!!!! 3 days ago:
I don’t not want it…
- Comment on Color? What's that? 3 days ago:
You guys added the U to color way after you made it be “color” to begin with. Aluminum is the original British spelling. Fahrenheit isn’t American it’s British. Need we go on?
- Comment on Start-up idea 3 days ago:
So I heard you like making machines in the likeness of a human mind…
- Comment on Go right 4 days ago:
- Comment on Sure, Jan 4 days ago:
Who is Nick Adams and was he born stupid or does he have to keep in practice?
- Comment on I'm gonna zip my pants up 4 days ago:
Alternate universe Parliament?
- Comment on Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be? 4 days ago:
- Comment on Toughest Job 💪 5 days ago:
She pretty much confirmed it though. “Forgiving him is a process” isn’t a normal thing to say about someone.
- Comment on weather app 5 days ago:
- Comment on Hamburglar, meet Hat Man 5 days ago:
If you want to know what “wag the dog” means look at your reply. Nobody said the thing you said except you.
- Comment on Fuck YEAH! Now I have to go cancel an order lmao 5 days ago:
I don’t believe you. They always sell those separately.
- Comment on Hamburglar, meet Hat Man 5 days ago:
That’s not enough to overcome the likely tolerance anyone willing to break in to someone’s home already has.
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 6 days ago:
It’s 1996+30.
- Comment on The dream! 6 days ago:
It’ll hurt more when you understand some people actually, without a hint of irony, believe that.
- Comment on Islandium 1 week ago:
That part can be fixed though. Just ask Jeff.
- Comment on Islandium 1 week ago:
That’s extremely insulting to Megamind though.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
That’s illegal no matter who the target is.
- Comment on Billie Eilish and "stolen land" 1 week ago:
That’s not what “learning from” means.
- Comment on New app 1 week ago:
