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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SuperCub@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They volunteered for that shit, I didn’t ask them to do it. Go to community college. There’s no need to join the military and kill innocent people for oligarchs who only want to destroy foreign countries so that they can have more 0s at the end of their bank accounts.

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    • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They volunteered for that shit, I didn’t ask them to do it

      the background is furries.

      That first part is still correct

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      • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        At least until they start the furry draft

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      • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits…

        Because he made it for a fur suit first.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Best comment so far

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

      Fucking legends.

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      • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards

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      • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Thank the Lord for furries

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    True American heroes. 🫡

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This one goes out to all servicethem wearing the uniform

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Water boil at 100 degrees so 120 - wow, real heroes.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How long is 6000 metric miles?

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        One Scandinavian mile is 10 kilometers.

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      • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Quite a few stadiums.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.

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  • syaochan@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there’s someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Help my dick is perpetually soft

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Agree, jokes & picture aside, I always hated this type of comparison.

      You’ll allowed to be sad if you miss your train, even if other people have their houses bombed and are starving.

      You’re also allowed to be happy if you get a raise, even if others are already billionaires.

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    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not sure about strange, but I’m pretty certain you’re not conservative.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes. You’re not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you’ll never fit in.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Makes me feel worse for the world

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Semper Furdelis 🇺🇸 🦅 🫡

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ha ha gross

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    • cadekat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You have no clue. You haven’t experienced gross until you’ve marched through a sea of unwashed shag carpets trying to find the perfect position, getting jostled and bumped by who knows what body part. I still have flashbacks to MFF2014. I was there man, during the gas attack. Getting penned up like animals with literal dogs.

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      • Luccus@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Thank you for your service 🫡

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      • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        >zoophiles are disgusting

        imagine my surprise

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

    Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

    Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee’s food.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wait, do furries work at Applebee’s, as a rule?

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why I’m definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I’d be set… as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.

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    • cadekat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case 😉

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      • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Definitely.

        Although, I don’t think I’d go for a full suit for my fursona because I’ve never imagined them naked, I’ll agree this is a good idea.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just install some fans!

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      • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I have thought about that, but for the first one I get, if I ever get one, I’m probably gonna get one without just to make sure I can handle it. Last thing I want is to spend a ton of money on a fursuit with a ton of extras only to find my body cannot handle it, with or without fans.

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      • absentbird@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And a little compartment for dry ice to slowly sublimate into the ventilation system

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought this was about something completely different when reading lmao.

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    YET

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How to do crop?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Step 1: plant seed
      Step 2: ????
      Step 3: crop

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We don’t even know how to grow our own food anymore. We’re all cooked.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Step 2: pray for rain

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  • ehyuman@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lmao don’t

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  • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    "Avenge me Brother! BROTHER AVENGE ME!"

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  • Therobohour@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Uniform” is a funny way to spell " weird public fetish shit"

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    • cadekat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      For some it’s a sex thing, for others it’s not. Often it can be either for the same person, depending on context.

      When I’m “in suit” in public, sex is the furthest thing from my mind. It’s just being silly and fun. It isn’t like I’m wearing a cum-stained fursuit and hugging people. That’d be disgusting.

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      • Therobohour@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How old are you? If its for some means it could be anyone,and there for,it’s everyone. Remember, not all fetish are explicitly sexual.

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