They volunteered for that shit, I didn’t ask them to do it. Go to community college. There’s no need to join the military and kill innocent people for oligarchs who only want to destroy foreign countries so that they can have more 0s at the end of their bank accounts.
Count yourself lucky
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SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
sukhmel@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
They volunteered for that shit, I didn’t ask them to do it
the background is furries.
That first part is still correct
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
At least until they start the furry draft
BigPotato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Plenty of dudes did both. A furry is the guy who designed pilots cooling systems for their suits…
Because he made it for a fur suit first.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Best comment so far
meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.
Fucking legends.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Thank the Lord for furries
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Water boil at 100 degrees so 120 - wow, real heroes.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How long is 6000 metric miles?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
One Scandinavian mile is 10 kilometers.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Quite a few stadiums.
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.
syaochan@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there’s someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Agree, jokes & picture aside, I always hated this type of comparison.
You’ll allowed to be sad if you miss your train, even if other people have their houses bombed and are starving.
You’re also allowed to be happy if you get a raise, even if others are already billionaires.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not sure about strange, but I’m pretty certain you’re not conservative.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes. You’re not sadistic enough. I recommemd pulling tge wings off insects until you learn to find joy in it, or you’ll never fit in.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Makes me feel worse for the world
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ha ha gross
cadekat@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
You have no clue. You haven’t experienced gross until you’ve marched through a sea of unwashed shag carpets trying to find the perfect position, getting jostled and bumped by who knows what body part. I still have flashbacks to MFF2014. I was there man, during the gas attack. Getting penned up like animals with literal dogs.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
>zoophiles are disgusting
imagine my surprise
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Semper Furdelis 🇺🇸 🦅 🫡
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.
Or walk-in freezers, IDK.
Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee’s food.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait, do furries work at Applebee’s, as a rule?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How to do crop?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Step 1: plant seed
Step 2: ????
Step 3: cropDarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We don’t even know how to grow our own food anymore. We’re all cooked.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Step 2: pray for rain
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s why I’m definitely gonna get a partial if I ever get a fursuit. All I need is the head, hand paws, and tail. Then I’d be set… as soon as I get a bunch of sweat reduction clothing and more black pants and long sleeve shirts.
cadekat@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Just make sure you note where your maker got your fur, just in case 😉
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Definitely.
Although, I don’t think I’d go for a full suit for my fursona because I’ve never imagined them naked, I’ll agree this is a good idea.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Just install some fans!
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I have thought about that, but for the first one I get, if I ever get one, I’m probably gonna get one without just to make sure I can handle it. Last thing I want is to spend a ton of money on a fursuit with a ton of extras only to find my body cannot handle it, with or without fans.
absentbird@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And a little compartment for dry ice to slowly sublimate into the ventilation system
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
YET
mtpender@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
"Avenge me Brother! BROTHER AVENGE ME!"
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought this was about something completely different when reading lmao.
ehyuman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
lmao don’t
Therobohour@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Uniform” is a funny way to spell " weird public fetish shit"
cadekat@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
For some it’s a sex thing, for others it’s not. Often it can be either for the same person, depending on context.
When I’m “in suit” in public, sex is the furthest thing from my mind. It’s just being silly and fun. It isn’t like I’m wearing a cum-stained fursuit and hugging people. That’d be disgusting.
Therobohour@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How old are you? If its for some means it could be anyone,and there for,it’s everyone. Remember, not all fetish are explicitly sexual.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
True American heroes. 🫡
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
This one goes out to all servicethem wearing the uniform