BakerBagel

@BakerBagel@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When did Cash for Chritianity become a thing? When even Jesus the son of god wouldn't stand for it in a church? If they preach why don't they practice from the bible?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure the Catholic Church was collecting money from across Europe to build oppulent fortresses and cathedrals way earlier than the 50 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor salmon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still involves the fish dying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, i have worked at restaurants. Server staff are always consentually harassing each other

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giving good Hedera⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but the bird calls, insect chirps, and croaking frogs are all trying to doink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been playing 'Ruby's Rebalanced HALO: CE' mod and it is fantastic.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he doing anything about the swarms of Jackal snipers in Halo 2?i loved Halo 2, but you can tell Bungie got lazy in the campaign by just putting a bunch of snipers on god mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Erections are almost an entirely cardiovascular response. Blood flows in and it has a difficult time coming out until the penis is chock full of blood and stiff as a board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oxygen is corrosive as fuck. That’s why people are so obsessed with anti-oxidants. It’s important to cellular respiration because it is do damn volatile, but our bodies have to do a lot to keep it contained and safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Was Scammed Out of $130,000 — And Google Helped It Happen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He didn’t even have that much. He was using the “value” at time of writing and not at time of loss. The writer would have likely held onto the crypto currency until after the next crash and would be just as screwed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this guy with his sick leave and ability to stay home and rest when he’s sick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need the am or pm 90% of the time because obviously a lunch date is happening sometime around noon, not midnight. A lunar eclipse or meteor shower isn’t visible while the sun is up, or a midnight snack isn’t happening in the middle of the day. Obviously if you are talking trains and flights, you need AM and PM. But people who are used to 12 hour time don’t want to figure out when 16:00 is, so they don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are the 60 minutes in an hour but 24 hours in a day? What functional difference is there between tne 12 and 24 hour clock? Are you showing up to your friend’s dinner party at 6am because you weren’t sure what time they wanted to start dinner? Are you unsure if your picnic is supposed to be right after midday or the middle of the night? Maybe your friend wanted to meet up for coffee and a bagel when you normally go to bed instead of right before you head off for lunch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t force your employees to use it, people will start to ask why you are spending so much on something no one at the company asked for or uses. Once you realize that businesses are all about self interest and quarterly profits, it makes much more sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am so glad that i live in the timeline where Charlie Kirk was the sole victim of a school shooting. I’m glad he could die defending the Second Amendment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They became anti-immigrant once they had kids and saw other people arriving to the boat. My sister in law’s family are refugees from El Salvador. Now they are all raging Trumpers, despite half of them not being naturalized yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘A new frontier of potential abuse’: Is it legitimate to charge someone flying to a funeral more than a leisure traveler?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be sure to ask my mom to die in 3 months from now so that i can get my seat on a plane. I’s supposed to be that you give the airline a copy of the death certificate and they allow you to fly for a discounted rate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.

  Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No can do, gotta teach students how to pass the tests that gives the school federal funding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, keep in mind that the plural is macaronis and cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why i pur it on their coat. It’s a fun little snack for them to find later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is incredulous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because she never got her snatch snacked on by omnisexual enby. It’s like trying to make a 9th century hermit listen to death metal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t fool me. I’ve read Moby Dick and Melville dedicated an entire chapter about how whales are absolutely fish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because Thatcher and Reagan are essentially just modern liberals who openly detest minorities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new Star Trek Voyager videogame: Across the Unknown⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would i meed a bridge simulator when i could just go visit my grandma and play with her and the other ladies at the retirement home?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, because our stomachs still do most of the work. It just makes it easier for the fuy fauna to access other nutrients.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, pretty sure the cunt that shut down all the industries in the North because workers went on strike didn’t give a flying fuck about helping people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the difference between fresh vegetable and raw vegetables?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jus lik wth am I supposed to do now?!?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Has this a couple weeks ago. So i went to my favorite bar to see what was going on, chatted up a girl, took her home, and we have been seeing each other the past couple weeks now. If i can do it, so can you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People are paying for them because they are brain dead MBA’s who think it’s the future. My litttle library in rural Ohio doesn’t have shit about the Mau Mau rebellion. Knowledge collections are worthwhile. Opening up a new nuclear plant so that you can fire all your customer support staff and replace them with chatbots is not useful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI experts return from China stunned: The U.S. grid is so weak, the race may already be over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair though, pur grid is absolutely ass and held together by electrical tape and broken dreams. Because it turns out apending the 40 years gutting the public sector of everything useful and not doing proper maintainence left the US unable to adapt. I apend a lot of time in Lakewood Ohio, a trendy and high density suburb of Cleveland, and they have had weekly blackouts all year because First Energy (of corruption infamy) has refused to do the necessary upkeep.

  Privatizing our utilities was a mistake