BakerBagel
@BakerBagel@midwest.social
- Comment on Doot doot 3 days ago:
Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.
- Comment on I Was Scammed Out of $130,000 — And Google Helped It Happen 4 days ago:
He didn’t even have that much. He was using the “value” at time of writing and not at time of loss. The writer would have likely held onto the crypto currency until after the next crash and would be just as screwed
- Comment on Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds? 4 days ago:
Look at this guy with his sick leave and ability to stay home and rest when he’s sick!
- Comment on Clock logic 1 week ago:
You don’t need the am or pm 90% of the time because obviously a lunch date is happening sometime around noon, not midnight. A lunar eclipse or meteor shower isn’t visible while the sun is up, or a midnight snack isn’t happening in the middle of the day. Obviously if you are talking trains and flights, you need AM and PM. But people who are used to 12 hour time don’t want to figure out when 16:00 is, so they don’t.
- Comment on Clock logic 1 week ago:
Why are the 60 minutes in an hour but 24 hours in a day? What functional difference is there between tne 12 and 24 hour clock? Are you showing up to your friend’s dinner party at 6am because you weren’t sure what time they wanted to start dinner? Are you unsure if your picnic is supposed to be right after midday or the middle of the night? Maybe your friend wanted to meet up for coffee and a bagel when you normally go to bed instead of right before you head off for lunch
- Comment on OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill 1 week ago:
If you don’t force your employees to use it, people will start to ask why you are spending so much on something no one at the company asked for or uses. Once you realize that businesses are all about self interest and quarterly profits, it makes much more sense.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
I am so glad that i live in the timeline where Charlie Kirk was the sole victim of a school shooting. I’m glad he could die defending the Second Amendment
- Comment on The USA prided itself on a nation of immigrant, heck even the Statue of Liberty says it. When did immigrants (US citizens from the old world) become anti immigrant and why? 2 weeks ago:
They became anti-immigrant once they had kids and saw other people arriving to the boat. My sister in law’s family are refugees from El Salvador. Now they are all raging Trumpers, despite half of them not being naturalized yet.
- Comment on ‘A new frontier of potential abuse’: Is it legitimate to charge someone flying to a funeral more than a leisure traveler? 2 weeks ago:
I’ll be sure to ask my mom to die in 3 months from now so that i can get my seat on a plane. I’s supposed to be that you give the airline a copy of the death certificate and they allow you to fly for a discounted rate.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 3 weeks ago:
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
- Comment on All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell. 3 weeks ago:
No can do, gotta teach students how to pass the tests that gives the school federal funding
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 4 weeks ago:
Also, keep in mind that the plural is macaronis and cheese
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 4 weeks ago:
That’s why i pur it on their coat. It’s a fun little snack for them to find later
- Comment on Anon is incredulous 4 weeks ago:
Because she never got her snatch snacked on by omnisexual enby. It’s like trying to make a 9th century hermit listen to death metal
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
You can’t fool me. I’ve read Moby Dick and Melville dedicated an entire chapter about how whales are absolutely fish
- Comment on Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts 4 weeks ago:
That’s because Thatcher and Reagan are essentially just modern liberals who openly detest minorities.
- Comment on new Star Trek Voyager videogame: Across the Unknown 4 weeks ago:
Why would i meed a bridge simulator when i could just go visit my grandma and play with her and the other ladies at the retirement home?
- Comment on advertisement 4 weeks ago:
No, because our stomachs still do most of the work. It just makes it easier for the fuy fauna to access other nutrients.
- Comment on Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, pretty sure the cunt that shut down all the industries in the North because workers went on strike didn’t give a flying fuck about helping people.
- Comment on PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS 5 weeks ago:
What’s the difference between fresh vegetable and raw vegetables?
- Comment on Jus lik wth am I supposed to do now?!?! 5 weeks ago:
Has this a couple weeks ago. So i went to my favorite bar to see what was going on, chatted up a girl, took her home, and we have been seeing each other the past couple weeks now. If i can do it, so can you!
- Comment on Companies be like 5 weeks ago:
People are paying for them because they are brain dead MBA’s who think it’s the future. My litttle library in rural Ohio doesn’t have shit about the Mau Mau rebellion. Knowledge collections are worthwhile. Opening up a new nuclear plant so that you can fire all your customer support staff and replace them with chatbots is not useful.
- Comment on AI experts return from China stunned: The U.S. grid is so weak, the race may already be over 5 weeks ago:
To be fair though, pur grid is absolutely ass and held together by electrical tape and broken dreams. Because it turns out apending the 40 years gutting the public sector of everything useful and not doing proper maintainence left the US unable to adapt. I apend a lot of time in Lakewood Ohio, a trendy and high density suburb of Cleveland, and they have had weekly blackouts all year because First Energy (of corruption infamy) has refused to do the necessary upkeep.
Privatizing our utilities was a mistake
- Comment on Refreshing to occasionally see an honestly written obituary 5 weeks ago:
Well, at least a third child was Lyle’s. The fist two may have been Dennis’s
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, and fortunately the DLC the host has ourchased alis available to all party members when doing multiplayer, even if others haven’t purchased it. I would say that PI does DLC properly.
- Comment on It's on your blood! 5 weeks ago:
You can’t make teflon without the PFAS though. It’s like saying AIDS is completely different than HIV
- Comment on Companies be like 5 weeks ago:
Youtube and Netflix provide an actually useful service that allows people to watch/share videos. LLMs use an obscene amount of energy to do what is essentially just a fancy google search. Comparing the 2 is not justified
- Comment on Sounds good I'm in 5 weeks ago:
I think you’ll find that Farenheit was a German Pole
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 1 month ago:
At that point idk how you could actually eat anything from a grocery store since everything there is likely processed in a facility that handles wheat. In fact, i would say meat products and farm to table produce are probably the only items at a grocery store that haven’t come into contact with some sort of allergen.
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 1 month ago:
It is, because i consent to you drinking my piss