BakerBagel
@BakerBagel@midwest.social
- Comment on Anyone for some fizzy egg??? 20 hours ago:
It’s all the wet taken out of the eggs. Like the opposite of dry
- Comment on Happy Holidays! 6 days ago:
What else could that have possibly been other than a goatse?
- Comment on When Denny's is closing 150 locations by the end of 2025 [Day 2 weeks ago:
The Denny’s in my toen closed down a couple months ago because I they stopped paying their rent.
- Comment on Just saw Nosferatu (2024, dir Eggers) 2 weeks ago:
It’s an old Hollywood trifk to use. British accents for Continental European characters. Americans have a hard time understanding German and especially French accents. I think yhat today that is best solved by simply weiting the script in those languages and putting subtitles since many viewers already prefer subtitles.
- Comment on Just saw Nosferatu (2024, dir Eggers) 2 weeks ago:
I’m with you in the there was a better version of this movie in there somewhere. I likee it better than The Northman and definitely enjoyed it over all. A bit too reliant on jump scares imo, but i think the cast all did a wonderful job. I wish i could put a finger on what the movie was missing.
- Comment on Just saw Nosferatu (2024, dir Eggers) 2 weeks ago:
I’ve seen The Northman and The Lighthouse, and the Lighthouse was absolutely brilliant. I like the Northman, but the problem was the static and one dimensional characters with no growth or development. This works in The Northman because that is how the protagonists in Old Norse Sagas read as well. I’m going to see Nosferatu tonight, and I’m curious to see if that feels the same way.
- Comment on american culture 3 weeks ago:
I can do both. I’m ot gonna let some backwater pit like the UK insult my home, especially since the UK is essentially completely dependent on the US at this point.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 4 weeks ago:
I’m definitely the dog
- Comment on where's my damn plume 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, just leaves more plumage for me to dazzle the ladies with. Have fun not passing on your genes because i have the superior plumage.
- Comment on And there was no on line manual 5 weeks ago:
Millennials doesn’t mean kids alove during the turn of the millennium to old fucks. It just means “kids these days”
- Comment on Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey 5 weeks ago:
And o have studied history and literally half my family is from England. This guy is not an Indian, he is a former Muslim looking to bash Hindus.
- Comment on Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey 5 weeks ago:
That’s a lot of text to not mention that the main issue is British Imperialism. The UK was only interested in resource extraction from India, meaning minimal investment was made into the area for centuries.
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 1 month ago:
I doubt they lost any sleep knowing their dad killed thousands by denying them coverage. Why would i lose sleep for them? Hell, they are probably looking at a juicy life insurance payout, which is more than any of us will get when United kills our loved ones.
- Comment on Claim Denied 1 month ago:
If he chucked them into a public garbage can then they won’t be able to get anything useful from the items. They’ll be so contaminated that you can’t get a clean sample.
- Comment on Star Citizen players after giving Chris Roberts a month’s pay for a 400-meter Liberator-class carrier by Shitfuck Industries 1 month ago:
“If you actually lived on Father Daniel’s compound, you would see that it isn’t a cult!”
- Comment on Smug Viruses 1 month ago:
It’s not, and i am not going to keep arguing in circles with people who want to contradict basic and agreed upon biology.
- Comment on Smug Viruses 1 month ago:
Viruses make the simplest prokaryotes look complicated. A bacteria has ribosomes to read nucleic acids to make proteins and enzymes. That’s the cellular metabolism that a virus actually lacks. It’s not a matter of calling a person a living thing while their cheek cells aren’t. You can take human tissue sampes and culture them indefinitely if you wanted to, because those cells are still undergoing cellular metabolism, taking in resources and excreting waste products. A virus doesn’t even have the ability to read it’s own genetic material. It’s a hostile instruction manual.
- Comment on Smug Viruses 1 month ago:
Consuming resources is a definitive characteristic of living things. Scienctists had to define what life is and viruses just don’t click enough boxes. It’s the same as astronomers determining what is a planet vs a dwarf planet vs an asteroid or mathematicians deciding that 1 isn’t a prime number. There has to be a hard cutoff at some point.
Viruses are rogue genetic material that insert themselves into a host cell and hijack all it’s processes and metabolism. Calling them a living thing is like calling malware a computer, or a joke between friends a movie.
- Comment on Smug Viruses 1 month ago:
This virus on it’s own is absolutely useless and can’t adjust to it’s environment at all. A parasitic wasp is still a seperate entity that has it’s own cells and genetic material that covers all basic function of a living thing. A virus is literally just a protein coat protecting a bit of genetic material. A parasitic organism is still doing cellular metabolism even if it isn’t in a host organism, but a virus isn’t.
- Comment on Thought-provoking 1 month ago:
You can lean to scientists like Norman Borlaug who saved billions without becoming a merchant of death.
- Comment on Time for a road trip 1 month ago:
I’m from Engagement Ohio. It’s right between Dayton and Marion
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 2 months ago:
It can be both.
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 2 months ago:
No Cincinnati chili parlors hhave ever officially added chocolate, but it is common with homemade Cincinnati chili.
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 2 months ago:
It’s got beans of you order a 5-way like a real man
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 2 months ago:
Cincinnati chili comes from Greek and immigrants fleeing the Balkan wars of the 1920’s. they got off the boat in New York and saw everyone eating Coney dogs and New York style spaghetti.They then get to Ohio and figure that’s what Americans like to eat, so they made a sauce using Mediterranean ingredients and flavors that they were familiar with. If they had called it anything other than chili, it would be widely regarded as Cincinnati’s greatest contribution to American cuisine.
- Comment on This scammer pretending to be Greenpeace 2 months ago:
Why? So people won’t send something to an address known to be a scam?
- Comment on I'm surprised it hasn't been taken down yet ...well maybe not that surprised 2 months ago:
People always sleepvon the Midwest, but we go hard out here man.
- Comment on what's the scientific name for this fella 2 months ago:
You can tell by the way it lifts it’s skinny fists like antennas to heaven that it’s Godspeedyou nigrumperatorem
- Comment on Tiger Predators 2 months ago:
I mean, deer kill about 400 people a year in the US and they aren’t even trying. 280 million people live in the Delta alongside a predator that is actually trying to kill them, so it mkaes sense.
- Comment on Sea Creature Party 2 months ago:
They are a single orifice kind of animal. Take a gulp of sea water, sift oit the goodies, and expel the rest