BakerBagel
@BakerBagel@midwest.social
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 3 days ago:
I work in a print shop and i also hate the printer.
Fuck you Xante. I hate you so much
- Comment on All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell. 5 days ago:
No can do, gotta teach students how to pass the tests that gives the school federal funding
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 1 week ago:
Also, keep in mind that the plural is macaronis and cheese
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 1 week ago:
That’s why i pur it on their coat. It’s a fun little snack for them to find later
- Comment on Anon is incredulous 1 week ago:
Because she never got her snatch snacked on by omnisexual enby. It’s like trying to make a 9th century hermit listen to death metal
- Comment on 1 week ago:
You can’t fool me. I’ve read Moby Dick and Melville dedicated an entire chapter about how whales are absolutely fish
- Comment on Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts 1 week ago:
That’s because Thatcher and Reagan are essentially just modern liberals who openly detest minorities.
- Comment on new Star Trek Voyager videogame: Across the Unknown 1 week ago:
Why would i meed a bridge simulator when i could just go visit my grandma and play with her and the other ladies at the retirement home?
- Comment on advertisement 1 week ago:
No, because our stomachs still do most of the work. It just makes it easier for the fuy fauna to access other nutrients.
- Comment on Private water company increases CEO pay by nearly 100%. This is how Steve Reeds, UK water minister, reacts 1 week ago:
Yeah, pretty sure the cunt that shut down all the industries in the North because workers went on strike didn’t give a flying fuck about helping people.
- Comment on PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS 2 weeks ago:
What’s the difference between fresh vegetable and raw vegetables?
- Comment on Jus lik wth am I supposed to do now?!?! 2 weeks ago:
Has this a couple weeks ago. So i went to my favorite bar to see what was going on, chatted up a girl, took her home, and we have been seeing each other the past couple weeks now. If i can do it, so can you!
- Comment on Companies be like 2 weeks ago:
People are paying for them because they are brain dead MBA’s who think it’s the future. My litttle library in rural Ohio doesn’t have shit about the Mau Mau rebellion. Knowledge collections are worthwhile. Opening up a new nuclear plant so that you can fire all your customer support staff and replace them with chatbots is not useful.
- Comment on AI experts return from China stunned: The U.S. grid is so weak, the race may already be over 2 weeks ago:
To be fair though, pur grid is absolutely ass and held together by electrical tape and broken dreams. Because it turns out apending the 40 years gutting the public sector of everything useful and not doing proper maintainence left the US unable to adapt. I apend a lot of time in Lakewood Ohio, a trendy and high density suburb of Cleveland, and they have had weekly blackouts all year because First Energy (of corruption infamy) has refused to do the necessary upkeep.
Privatizing our utilities was a mistake
- Comment on Refreshing to occasionally see an honestly written obituary 2 weeks ago:
Well, at least a third child was Lyle’s. The fist two may have been Dennis’s
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, and fortunately the DLC the host has ourchased alis available to all party members when doing multiplayer, even if others haven’t purchased it. I would say that PI does DLC properly.
- Comment on It's on your blood! 2 weeks ago:
You can’t make teflon without the PFAS though. It’s like saying AIDS is completely different than HIV
- Comment on Companies be like 2 weeks ago:
Youtube and Netflix provide an actually useful service that allows people to watch/share videos. LLMs use an obscene amount of energy to do what is essentially just a fancy google search. Comparing the 2 is not justified
- Comment on Sounds good I'm in 3 weeks ago:
I think you’ll find that Farenheit was a German Pole
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 3 weeks ago:
At that point idk how you could actually eat anything from a grocery store since everything there is likely processed in a facility that handles wheat. In fact, i would say meat products and farm to table produce are probably the only items at a grocery store that haven’t come into contact with some sort of allergen.
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 3 weeks ago:
It is, because i consent to you drinking my piss
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 3 weeks ago:
Pro tip, don’t ask AI abou anything factual since it just makes something up that it wants you to hear. There are thousands of resources available to you on numerous search engines that can tell you the information you want to know.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 3 weeks ago:
Apparently the calculator i used refers only to pre-1982 pennies. But those are still plentiful and can be found without issue
- Comment on Dirt Man 4 weeks ago:
Fun fact, Wyoming gets it’s name from the Wyoming valley in Pennsylvania, and is a Delaware word for “big plain” in reference ti a river’s flood plain.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 4 weeks ago:
$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days
- Comment on True Motivation 4 weeks ago:
Heroin/fentanyl was the biggest example of this. Doctors were writing scripts for oxycodone to anyone who asked. Taking 2 of those for a month straight got people hooked. Buying oxy of the street is expensive, so they eventually had to move on to heroin/fentanyl.
- Comment on Dirt Man 4 weeks ago:
Gonna need you to be more specific about that. We have a lot of virginlands in the Americas
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 4 weeks ago:
Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards
- Comment on TIL that Eurasian brown bear (Ursus arctos arctos) is the bearest of all bears – "ursus" means bear, and "arctos" also means bear, so the scientific name translates to "Bear bear bear" 4 weeks ago:
Black bears woll give you a bluff charge before running away. Of course, this bluff charge is super effective because like hell am i gonna try to fight a bear
- Comment on Is there gospel music minus the gospel? 4 weeks ago:
Try Emerson Lake and Palmer. A lot of Emerson’s keyboard playing was inspired by English hymnal music.