All these fools trying to add hydrogen to water when they should be focusing on dechlorinating table salt.
Apart, low in cholesterine
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Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 16 hours ago
Na
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Take my upvote, you scoundrel.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 13 hours ago
Then put in the water !
badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Hear me out bro… H3O
Gyroplast@pawb.social 17 hours ago
Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Drink that shit like it’s rocket fuel.
TomMasz@piefed.social 14 hours ago
WOW! It really tingles going down.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Make it H3O3 for Santa Claus.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 9 hours ago
Zerush@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn’t drinkable it’s too acid, It’s ionized water, without any specific features. It’s a scam to sell it more expensive, like also this one.
Deconceptualist@leminal.space 13 hours ago
That’s why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it’s worth it, and still zero calories. It’s the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.
windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 17 hours ago
H3H3
dynamoMaus@feddit.org 17 hours ago
What are you laughing at?
jsomae@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
I assume they mean H2.
four@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Reminds me when I saw “Gluten free” on plain bacon packages.
Photuris@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
It sounds ridiculous, but you’d be surprised how often wheat makes its way into ingredients such as “spices” (like tamari, for example), often unlabeled as such.
If you have celiac disease, you figure this stuff out over time. I’m glad to see bacon labeled as “gluten free” - it means I can trust it. Packaged bacon might have seasonings or glaze applied to it.
PhAzE@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
So… h3O?
ftbd@feddit.org 6 hours ago
MFers went ahead and invented acids
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Ladies and gentlemen, they’d done it.
Ooops@feddit.org 14 hours ago
But is it vegan?
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I feel bad for the vegans. The base idea is sound. A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons. But rather than have a debate about the actual Implications of such an idea, it can reduces and amplified for the stupid people so corporate interests (which include PETA) can make a dollar.
I’d much rather see the brightest minds debate such an idea but instead, capitalism take a priority and so we get “meat is murder.”
I am so tired of trying to include the stupid people.
Wolf@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons.
In theory, I disagree with this. Meat and other products made from animals such as leather and the trading of such products has been a big part of human culture and lifestyle since long before recorded history. There is some evidence that energy dense meat is at least party responsible for our evolution into what we are today. Leather and wool are amazing materials with properties that it’s still very difficult and expensive to replicate if its possible at all. Done humanely, it not only benefits humans but he animals in question themselves- as we are actively invested in their survival and well being. If and when we can make synthetic meat, leather, and wool, or alternatives with all the same properties and benefits as the ‘real’ thing, then I could be persuaded that is better.
In practice it becomes a big problem when we add Capitalism into the mix. Capitalism is exploitative by nature, and if it exploits human beings of course it’s going to do the same for animals. Ethics and morality are given the backseat to greed and profit. The most exploited workers can often not afford ethical alternatives when those options do exist.
I’m not saying we shouldn’t still strive to reduce meat consumption and improve conditions for livestock, but we should also recognize that capitalism is a huge part of the problem and always will be. If we want to improve the lives of humans and animals, we need to do away with it.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Free-range hydrogen
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Free? Radical!
HereIAm@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
But still farmed then? Think I’ll have to pass.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
Only if it is filtred
chellomere@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Depends on how much animalic trace elements you accept. Related question: is pee vegan? A
BakerBagel@midwest.social 12 hours ago
It is, because i consent to you drinking my piss
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Still better than oxygen-infused water
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Is it though?
dellish@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yes. H2O2 would not be a pleasant drink.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
sugar free
Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 hours ago
I have to assume it’s just made sparkling with hydrogen instead of carbon dioxide. Heard about beer being hydrogenated in Japan several years ago and it had the side effect/party trick of being able to ignite your burps.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Dissolved hydrogen is effectively acidifying it, no? That would be chugging fizzing acid. Must’ve been fun.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 hours ago
You get carbonic acid when carbonating water and some people like that taste, for some reason 🤷♂️
antler@feddit.online 3 hours ago
No, dissolved hydrogen (gas) doesn't spontaneously dissociate into when dissolved in water because it's covalently bonded; it remains H2, just like nitrogen remains N2 when dissolved in water. Acidity is a measure of the concentration* of H+, so dissolving H2 doesn't impact the acidity.
*actually the activity
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Chemistry teacher here! Hydrogen would only acidify it if it dissociated. Much like how you can dissolve oxygen or nitrogen gas into water, any gas can be dissolved into water. They don’t break apart, they just float as molecules inside the water. It’s just like when sugar dissolves. Salt breaks apart, because it’s ionic. Sugar, most organics, and diatomic gases like H~2~, N~2~, and O~2~ don’t have enough affinity with the water molecules to dissociate (or, at least, not sufficient to dissociate appreciably)
When you get something gnarly is if you have a molecule containing something that does have stronger affinity with the water. Carbon Dioxide, Sulfur Di- and Trioxide, Nitrogen Oxides, and other oxygen-bearing covalent gases react with water because the central atoms attract the oxygen in the H~2~O, while the oxygens surrounding them have partial negative charges from the unpaired electrons, attracting the hydrogens in the water. This causes the water to be ripped apart, creates oxyanions such as CO~3~^2-^, SO~3~^2-^, SO~4~^2-^, NO~2~^-^, or NO~3~^-^. Same goes for elemental Chlorine, Fluorine and Bromine. All of these rip the water apart and create the hypo- oxyacid and the hydroacid of the specie (e.g. Cl~2~ + H~2~O --> HClO + HCl)
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
Most soda has a pH of like 3, so probably can’t be muchh worse.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
As a chemistry teacher who regularly ignites Hydrogen gas, I cannot even imagine how dangerous it would be to ignite a hydrogen belch. That shit POPS.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 hours ago
Actually why it was news; some dude got drunk, belched fireballs at people and burnt the shit out of his esophagus.
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
This is the kind of bullshit they come up with when you don’t allow them to put the good stuff in it.
Radium, that was the real thing, not this shit.
Valmond@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
And cocaïne
_stranger_@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
RADIOCAIN:2077
watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
I’d like some irradiated cocaine please.
MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Don’t have open flames when opening that bad boy.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Don’t you know that 100% of all people who drink water die?
peacepath@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Most drug dealer consum some on a daily basis!
pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
So do the vast majority of convicted criminals and politicians. Coincidence?
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Now with more molecules
atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 18 hours ago
Why on earth drinking hydrogen-infused water increase athletic performance? I honestly doubt any claims made by this shit product.
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
Hydrogen is lighter than air, so it’s like, instant weight loss! Wait until they have hydrogen infused red bull…
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Relieving dehydration does increase athletic performance, however
Now, sure, this might not have any difference compared to plain old water, but the marketing never claimed that!
And yes this sort of shitty trickery is exactly what they’re doing
Hestia@hexbear.net 16 hours ago
Staying hydrated does increase athletic performance though
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 17 hours ago
Well most gases dissolve in water especially at higher pressures so it would be like sparkling water but with hydrogen not co2 (maybe but who knows).
jaded_genie@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Is that the evil twin of the oxigenated water?
Hestia@hexbear.net 16 hours ago
Behold, flour infused bread
Zerush@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
there are two kind of food products, natural and quimical pimped cheap crap to creat more incommings to the industry, the best in last type are the US, because of this the first world country with the lowest life span.
expatriado@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
need a torch? shake your water
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Why not infuse with additional oxygen? Huffing those capsules is a strain on the budget.
bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 9 hours ago
there is actually people that believe drinking oxygenated water is good for health lol
JPSound@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Fun fact: There are more oxygen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
I bet it’s double the amount!
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Well, that’s just wrong. I can name at least 10 stars in the solar system.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Not KenM
JPSound@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Shout out to the mole people in our precious sewers.
lemmyman@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Speak for yourself