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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Zerush@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • JPSound@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact: There are more oxygen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

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    • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I bet it’s double the amount!

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, that’s just wrong. I can name at least 10 stars in the solar system.

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not KenM

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      • JPSound@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Shout out to the mole people in our precious sewers.

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      • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Speak for yourself

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  • Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All these fools trying to add hydrogen to water when they should be focusing on dechlorinating table salt.

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Na

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    • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Take my upvote, you scoundrel.

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then put in the water !

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  • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hear me out bro… H3O

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    • Gyroplast@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!

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      • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Even more oxigen H~2~SO~4~

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      • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Drink that shit like it’s rocket fuel.

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      • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        WOW! It really tingles going down.

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      • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Make it H3O3 for Santa Claus.

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      • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Crapshots Ep520 - The Sports Drink

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!

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      Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn’t drinkable it’s too acid, It’s ionized water, without any specific features. It’s a scam to sell it more expensive, like also this one.

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      • Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it’s worth it, and still zero calories. It’s the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.

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    • windowsphoneguy@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      H3H3

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      • dynamoMaus@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What are you laughing at?

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I assume they mean H2.

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    • gens@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do I want both ?

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I don’t know…

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  • four@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    xkcd.com/641/

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    • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reminds me when I saw “Gluten free” on plain bacon packages.

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      • Photuris@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It sounds ridiculous, but you’d be surprised how often wheat makes its way into ingredients such as “spices” (like tamari, for example), often unlabeled as such.

        If you have celiac disease, you figure this stuff out over time. I’m glad to see bacon labeled as “gluten free” - it means I can trust it. Packaged bacon might have seasonings or glaze applied to it.

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  • PhAzE@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So… h3O?

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    • ftbd@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      MFers went ahead and invented acids

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, they’d done it.

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  • Ooops@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But is it vegan?

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    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel bad for the vegans. The base idea is sound. A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons. But rather than have a debate about the actual Implications of such an idea, it can reduces and amplified for the stupid people so corporate interests (which include PETA) can make a dollar.

      I’d much rather see the brightest minds debate such an idea but instead, capitalism take a priority and so we get “meat is murder.”

      I am so tired of trying to include the stupid people.

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      • Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A living creature shouldn’t be turned in a commercial product for multiple reasons.

        In theory, I disagree with this. Meat and other products made from animals such as leather and the trading of such products has been a big part of human culture and lifestyle since long before recorded history. There is some evidence that energy dense meat is at least party responsible for our evolution into what we are today. Leather and wool are amazing materials with properties that it’s still very difficult and expensive to replicate if its possible at all. Done humanely, it not only benefits humans but he animals in question themselves- as we are actively invested in their survival and well being. If and when we can make synthetic meat, leather, and wool, or alternatives with all the same properties and benefits as the ‘real’ thing, then I could be persuaded that is better.

        In practice it becomes a big problem when we add Capitalism into the mix. Capitalism is exploitative by nature, and if it exploits human beings of course it’s going to do the same for animals. Ethics and morality are given the backseat to greed and profit. The most exploited workers can often not afford ethical alternatives when those options do exist.

        I’m not saying we shouldn’t still strive to reduce meat consumption and improve conditions for livestock, but we should also recognize that capitalism is a huge part of the problem and always will be. If we want to improve the lives of humans and animals, we need to do away with it.

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.

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      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well… it is carbonated.

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    • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Free-range hydrogen

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      • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Free? Radical!

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      • HereIAm@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But still farmed then? Think I’ll have to pass.

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only if it is filtred

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    • chellomere@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends on how much animalic trace elements you accept. Related question: is pee vegan? A

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      • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It is, because i consent to you drinking my piss

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Still better than oxygen-infused water

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    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it though?

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      • dellish@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes. H2O2 would not be a pleasant drink.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sugar free

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have to assume it’s just made sparkling with hydrogen instead of carbon dioxide. Heard about beer being hydrogenated in Japan several years ago and it had the side effect/party trick of being able to ignite your burps.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dissolved hydrogen is effectively acidifying it, no? That would be chugging fizzing acid. Must’ve been fun.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You get carbonic acid when carbonating water and some people like that taste, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

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      • antler@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No, dissolved hydrogen (gas) doesn't spontaneously dissociate into when dissolved in water because it's covalently bonded; it remains H2, just like nitrogen remains N2 when dissolved in water. Acidity is a measure of the concentration* of H+, so dissolving H2 doesn't impact the acidity.

        *actually the activity

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      • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Chemistry teacher here! Hydrogen would only acidify it if it dissociated. Much like how you can dissolve oxygen or nitrogen gas into water, any gas can be dissolved into water. They don’t break apart, they just float as molecules inside the water. It’s just like when sugar dissolves. Salt breaks apart, because it’s ionic. Sugar, most organics, and diatomic gases like H~2~, N~2~, and O~2~ don’t have enough affinity with the water molecules to dissociate (or, at least, not sufficient to dissociate appreciably)

        When you get something gnarly is if you have a molecule containing something that does have stronger affinity with the water. Carbon Dioxide, Sulfur Di- and Trioxide, Nitrogen Oxides, and other oxygen-bearing covalent gases react with water because the central atoms attract the oxygen in the H~2~O, while the oxygens surrounding them have partial negative charges from the unpaired electrons, attracting the hydrogens in the water. This causes the water to be ripped apart, creates oxyanions such as CO~3~^2-^, SO~3~^2-^, SO~4~^2-^, NO~2~^-^, or NO~3~^-^. Same goes for elemental Chlorine, Fluorine and Bromine. All of these rip the water apart and create the hypo- oxyacid and the hydroacid of the specie (e.g. Cl~2~ + H~2~O --> HClO + HCl)

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      • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Most soda has a pH of like 3, so probably can’t be muchh worse.

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    • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a chemistry teacher who regularly ignites Hydrogen gas, I cannot even imagine how dangerous it would be to ignite a hydrogen belch. That shit POPS.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Actually why it was news; some dude got drunk, belched fireballs at people and burnt the shit out of his esophagus.

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  • quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the kind of bullshit they come up with when you don’t allow them to put the good stuff in it.

    Radium, that was the real thing, not this shit.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And cocaïne

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        RADIOCAIN:2077

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      • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’d like some irradiated cocaine please.

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  • MunkyNutts@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t have open flames when opening that bad boy.

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t you know that 100% of all people who drink water die?

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    • peacepath@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Most drug dealer consum some on a daily basis!

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      • pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So do the vast majority of convicted criminals and politicians. Coincidence?

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  • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now with more molecules

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    • atomicorange@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why on earth drinking hydrogen-infused water increase athletic performance? I honestly doubt any claims made by this shit product.

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    • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hydrogen is lighter than air, so it’s like, instant weight loss! Wait until they have hydrogen infused red bull…

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    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Relieving dehydration does increase athletic performance, however

      Now, sure, this might not have any difference compared to plain old water, but the marketing never claimed that!

      And yes this sort of shitty trickery is exactly what they’re doing

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    • Hestia@hexbear.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Staying hydrated does increase athletic performance though

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    • muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well most gases dissolve in water especially at higher pressures so it would be like sparkling water but with hydrogen not co2 (maybe but who knows).

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  • jaded_genie@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that the evil twin of the oxigenated water?

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  • Hestia@hexbear.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Behold, flour infused bread

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    there are two kind of food products, natural and quimical pimped cheap crap to creat more incommings to the industry, the best in last type are the US, because of this the first world country with the lowest life span.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    need a torch? shake your water

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why not infuse with additional oxygen? Huffing those capsules is a strain on the budget.

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    • bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      there is actually people that believe drinking oxygenated water is good for health lol

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