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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eeeeeek!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have no mouth”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you fucking kidding me??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you obviously should have typed “E = mc2 + AI” smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you know???.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, they just imagined ~800 tits. Maybe even at once.

  The image in the post also uses watts where watt-hours might be more applicable, so we are already more in the realm of memes than science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smh my head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Faster, harder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Study time travel. Come back younger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tweet Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s the morning, they just woke up and this is the first thought he has

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CT Scan minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me in that annual 2-week long minecraft phase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There, technically, hypothetically, could be a situation where such shirt is possible. But it would require a bug in the camera firmware, which would probably work on just one camera model. For example, a shirt with a pattern that tricks the camera into detecting more faces than it was designed to, causing a buffer overflow and a crash. Reasonable, although extremely unlikely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I’ve noticed as well. They keep the old stuff around for as long as they can, because some software made 30years ago is critical to our society so they need to support it or we’re doomed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, they’re planning to create a new way to do it, not disable the old way.
  And I think that a decade for disabling the old way is optimistic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipper Zero 'DarkWeb' Firmware Bypasses Rolling Code Security on Major Vehicle Brands⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To get to the other side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy cake day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Birthdays are bad for your health. Studies show that risks of diseases and death rise with each birthday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could imagine a coordinate system in which she took the shortest path, yet the projection in our system doesn’t look like a straight line

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apart, low in cholesterine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  xkcd.com/641/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is your brain on memes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All will eventually be revealed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Foreshadowing is a narrative device…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Number One' - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Programmer dad: “Not a ‘Number #0 dad’, huh??”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ultra high iq⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll consider this an IQ test and apply for Mensa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxygen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be there or be square

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Saaameee!!
  Also sometimes in the dream I pee in a weird place. Like, someone tells me where the bathroom is and it’s just some room without toilets or anything so I just pee in the corner of that room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 365 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing (One Year Anniversary!)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations!

  I never comment on your posts, but I always at least skim through any that I see. It’s nice to see what someone else has been up to.

  As a little feedback: I like the (relatively) short text version, I wouldn’t want to watch a stream or even a video. Text post is more chill and I can easily view it on my phone.

  So, thanks for sharing and good luck on the next year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not supposed to interrupt nature. I know that it might seem cruel, but the snake also has to eat and you don’t want to upset the balance of the ecosystem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I know at least 8356 numbers alone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help, I need to poop for 3 days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Add some brown noise to this as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's no wrong way to stroke it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I’m glad I don’t live in the environment the moles live in then…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[XKCD]#3101 Good Science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These captchas are getting ridiculous⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it’s 19. Are we the bots?