four

@four@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not everyone has what it takes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Become as rap gods

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a dude sucks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Men together strong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Any Austin] Do Red Dead Redemption 2's Power Lines Connect to Anything?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TL;DW is they connect to a power plant and they have a map-wide grid, but then it turns out that it doesn’t make sense, given the historical setting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, oh shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proportional reaction⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Rust syntax, but there’s similar syntax in Haskell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proportional reaction⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  List comprehension is another thing I don’t like about Python :)

  There’s more of those, but one thing I do like about Python is that I get paid for writing it, so I try not to complain too much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proportional reaction⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What I like about using if and else for that is that you’re already using those keywords for branching in other parts of the code.

  Though my least favorite is probably Python’s:

  x = "foo" if y > 5 else "bar"
  

  It just seems backwards to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proportional reaction⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  x = if y > 5 { "foo" } else { "bar" }
  

  This is just superior to anything else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next week in EU: “We’re proposing a new bill, called ‘SpellControl’, for the safety of our people”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Desperate times call for desperate measures

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditto⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eeeeeek!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have no mouth”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you fucking kidding me??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you obviously should have typed “E = mc2 + AI” smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you know???.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, they just imagined ~800 tits. Maybe even at once.

  The image in the post also uses watts where watt-hours might be more applicable, so we are already more in the realm of memes than science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Smh my head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Faster, harder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Study time travel. Come back younger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tweet Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s the morning, they just woke up and this is the first thought he has

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CT Scan minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me in that annual 2-week long minecraft phase

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There, technically, hypothetically, could be a situation where such shirt is possible. But it would require a bug in the camera firmware, which would probably work on just one camera model. For example, a shirt with a pattern that tricks the camera into detecting more faces than it was designed to, causing a buffer overflow and a crash. Reasonable, although extremely unlikely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what I’ve noticed as well. They keep the old stuff around for as long as they can, because some software made 30years ago is critical to our society so they need to support it or we’re doomed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Begun the kernel wars have⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, they’re planning to create a new way to do it, not disable the old way.
  And I think that a decade for disabling the old way is optimistic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipper Zero 'DarkWeb' Firmware Bypasses Rolling Code Security on Major Vehicle Brands⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To get to the other side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy cake day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Birthdays are bad for your health. Studies show that risks of diseases and death rise with each birthday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water Snek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You could imagine a coordinate system in which she took the shortest path, yet the projection in our system doesn’t look like a straight line

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apart, low in cholesterine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  xkcd.com/641/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is your brain on memes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All will eventually be revealed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Foreshadowing is a narrative device…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Number One' - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Programmer dad: “Not a ‘Number #0 dad’, huh??”