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They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
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Submitted 11 months ago by IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
scytale@piefed.zip 11 months ago
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
potoo22@programming.dev 11 months ago
“Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner.”
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don’t work weekends. I’ve walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Well yeah you want to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right? It’s called the shitter for a reason
kibiz0r@midwest.social 11 months ago
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No one thinks you did that
m3t00@piefed.world 11 months ago
nobody even knows you are there
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just tell em you were doing blow
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 months ago
While you took a shit?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Doing it after, and off of, the shit.
Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Hell, my coworkers brag about it.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Give a shit, don’t take a shit
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
A. Shit B. Goon C. Blowjob D. Phone
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A-D + coke
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m either confused or worried about C
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Always upvote poop knife