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They probably aren’t thinking about it. Classic case of the Spotlight Effect. No one actually cares.
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Submitted 1 year ago by IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?
Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.
So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If it makes you feel better they probably took a shit and then wrote in your birthday card.
scytale@piefed.zip 1 year ago
That’s why at the office I go to another floor so the people don’t recognize me or my shoes.
potoo22@programming.dev 1 year ago
“Oh hey! You go to this floor too?! So much cleaner.”
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 year ago
I work weekends at my job and there are a few departments that don’t work weekends. I’ve walked past people I work with going to and from their bathrooms lol
lmuel@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Well yeah you want to the bathroom?
Pretty sure that’s what it’s for right? It’s called the shitter for a reason
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 year ago
Didn’t even poop, just derped on my phone for a while
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No one thinks you did that
m3t00@piefed.world 1 year ago
nobody even knows you are there
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just tell em you were doing blow
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 year ago
While you took a shit?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Doing it after, and off of, the shit.
Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Either they think you were on your phone or the water was still brown after the first flush.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As someone with crohns disease this one hits hard.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s what the others are talking/laughing about. They can probably smell it.
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hell, my coworkers brag about it.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
one if my buddies will loudly ask his gf if she just took a fat shit after she comes out of the bathroom. no matter if its even for 1 minute. its hilarious everytime
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If I ever get a girlfriend I’m going to use this all the time
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
another good one i learned from a guy i knew in high school, whenever she bends down make a very loud fart sound with your mouth. hilarious 😂
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Give a shit, don’t take a shit
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well he clearly gives a shit about taking a shit.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So many people poop shy in this thread… It’s fine, that’s what bathrooms are for.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
A. Shit B. Goon C. Blowjob D. Phone
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A-D + coke
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m either confused or worried about C
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Always upvote poop knife