ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on What's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do? 6 hours ago:
He was literally hangry. Immediately after he curses the out-of-season tree, he goes into the temple and has his famous hissy fit, overturning tables and shit. It’s basically the ultimate Snickers commercial. Read for yourself:
12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:
13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
15 And they come to Jerusalem: and Jesus went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves;
- Comment on What's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do? 6 hours ago:
Jesus = basically Josh, son of Mary and Joe
- Comment on Sorry for not filling your weekend with shitposts. 6 hours ago:
Really, though, imagine the guy who was screaming about this for YEARS and everybody thought he was fucking insane.
“I’M TELLING YOU, IT’S BECAUSE OF ANCIENT FISH!!!”
Probably lost his friends, his job, his family.
Is anyone going to bother to apologize to that guy!?
- Comment on Rip willy boy 9 hours ago:
Cybertruck. :(
Don’t shoot the messenger!
- Comment on Rip willy boy 9 hours ago:
- Comment on Rip willy boy 9 hours ago:
With Kevin Hart voicing the Automobile.
- Comment on Is this incest? 10 hours ago:
What if that’s the only way to get rid of the demon? Classic quandary.
- Comment on Every damn night 10 hours ago:
This must be why I sometimes wake up in a different orientation, unsure of what room I’m in.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 11 hours ago:
Did we ever get an answer to this?
- Comment on Why you should always hide the evidence 11 hours ago:
Still better than 3 inches soft, 1 inch hard. :(
- Comment on Drink deep, my loves. As it ever was and will be, this too shall pass 1 day ago:
Love abounds my ass.
- Comment on Wishing for this kind of world 5 days ago:
Pervert.
- Comment on Punctuation 5 days ago:
Dog pussy is the best! I swear, man, that shit changes your mood.
- Comment on $80 for Borderlands 4 too costly? Randy Pitchford says, "If you're a real fan, you'll find a way to make it happen" 5 days ago:
Randy Pitchfork?
- Comment on Explains crossfit 6 days ago:
Is this true?
- Comment on Explains crossfit 6 days ago:
This is why I could never go electric. I love just sitting in the garage, listening to music for hours while the car runs. I refuse to give up my me time.
- Comment on Explains crossfit 6 days ago:
OP meant to say waterboarding Asians until they pick a trend.
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 1 week ago:
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 1 week ago:
My money’s on the biology professor.
- Comment on There he goes 1 week ago:
That’s exactly why you could pull this off. Confidence.
- Comment on Don't try this at home 1 week ago:
Step 1: Be a surgeon.
Well, shit.
- Comment on How I view others in social media 1 week ago:
This.
- Comment on Must secure the castle 3 weeks ago:
This is what I do, but they drive away even quicker no matter how fast I run to them.
- Comment on Socialism bad 3 weeks ago:
A.k.a. solidarity.
- Comment on Nice place to shop but sometimes gets sticky 3 weeks ago:
Cititrends AND New York Trends!? That’s an enviable selection of big-city clothing. Is this the NYC Garment District I’ve read about?
- Comment on Asking the important questions 3 weeks ago:
Yep, that’s my boy!
- Comment on Asking the important questions 3 weeks ago:
He’s a very special child. Claims he sees dead people.
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 3 weeks ago:
Change will note come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 3 weeks ago:
That wasn’t nearly as NSFW as I hoped.
- Comment on When you are so conditioned to respond to high fives 4 weeks ago:
And now you understand how quickly that can turn into “don’t blue-ball God, bro!”
