ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 6 hours ago:
Well. I can personally vouch for it being a thing when I was a kid. Beats the hell out of a grocery bag.
- Comment on No you don't sit on it. In the olden days people used this to make orange juice 6 hours ago:
Girls have anal juices, too.
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 7 hours ago:
Now even Real is getting it.
- Comment on oh no 7 hours ago:
They might also want to close their eyes.
- Comment on oh no 7 hours ago:
Unless their other senses are sufficiently heightened.
- Comment on oh no 7 hours ago:
100%
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 7 hours ago:
It’s the Berenstein Bears all over again.
- Comment on 8 hours ago:
Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you might want to Google recent Jordan videos if you don’t keep up with him as a rule.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 8 hours ago:
I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil’s advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could’ve sorta worked as Neo.
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- Comment on prudish mom 20 hours ago:
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
- Comment on Well, shit 1 day ago:
:(
- Comment on No More Neutral ⚛ 1 day ago:
Never met a gay electron. They’re always so damn negative.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 1 day ago:
I’ve lived in quite a few places and I still think of Maryland drivers as the worst I’ve encountered. Istanbul drivers are the most ballsy/skilled/terrifying/helpful.
- Comment on Make a note 1 day ago:
Yes. And it’s also extremely true with mushrooms.
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 2 days ago:
You know you can wash your ass, right?
- Comment on The size of Portugal compared to Spain 2 days ago:
Holy shit, I don’t think you can just go around saying “Lisboa sized gap,” wtf.
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 22 comments
- Comment on Political leaning 2 days ago:
Nope.
- Comment on When it’s none of your business, you should keep scrolling. 3 days ago:
You made it my business. Now how’s that nipple feelin’?
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 3 days ago:
No, no, I think you’re onto something.
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 3 days ago:
You can call him butter, cuz he’s on a roll!
- Comment on Human Nature never changes 4 days ago:
Here’s an idea: stop selling shitty copper to your customers.
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 4 days ago:
They don’t get enough credit for really toning it down a peg.
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 4 days ago:
Reagan was too strong for the vaccine.
- Comment on Liminal Space 4 days ago:
This can’t possibly go wrong.
- Comment on Never make plans that far ahead around Hercules 🥶 4 days ago:
Is this the guy from the American Gladiators reboot?
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 4 days ago:
But SkaterXL has mods. Soooooo many mods.
- Comment on I still remember this and how the cable guy said, "give me $20 and I will activate every premium channel" 6 days ago:
Hairy palm to date palm
- Comment on Without hierarchies/authority figures, the bootlickers would be totally lost. 🤠 6 days ago:
Because their dads were abusive authoritarians, so they have daddy issues.
