ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get fucking got!⁩ ⁨⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, too! We could make a whole day of it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life hack⁩ ⁨⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard it was browser history?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  206 grams of protein? That’s health food!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile Ball⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Says who?

  You gonna tell?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  But at least the person who got stabbed was one of the bad guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neither do I, Mr. Raccoon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So hacking, then. Got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun science fact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I also want this, but with a budget inexplicably rivaling Avatar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I seriously intend to try making a loofah arch/trellis thing now, once it gets warmer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's neighbors have chickens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That must be why geese and swans are so pissy and mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You all need Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A Swedish fish flavored energy drink isn’t decadent!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being in love is like...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a hammerhead imagining basking in those great whites.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shop app says my package will arrive tomorrow but it hasn't even moved from its start point in Hong Kong yet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or will be in short order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any games I missed in the last 21 months?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks amazing, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the longest, hardest fantasy rpg out there?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Daggerfall, maybe? Beat the game, side quests, visit every location.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Warbussy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The problems Mothers have to deal with⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wwine. Kinda like a squid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Liar. Prove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some good games to play while sick?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Earthbound?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grim Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey-oh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have YOU ever done this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m open to being tricked into reading about potatoes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never presume that they fully understood what you said⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  By the way, how attached were you to your…er…pussy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hustle culture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  $5 is a good deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why the heck do cockroaches fly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The scientific term is juicy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why the heck do cockroaches fly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine figured their words out. But they still know how to fly. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inside joke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He finally pulled it off, the absolute cad! You know who’s going to be furious, right!? This is just too, too good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨home gardening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You might just need a different type of mushroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have YOU ever done this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *fucking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have YOU ever done this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  English and C++