ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA 19 minutes ago:
I’ll do what I did with Switch games: download the emulated versions, barely play them, and seed them.
- Comment on North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead. 1 day ago:
Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it’s the West Credit Union.
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 2 days ago:
Are you worried they’d get jalapeño asshole?
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 2 days ago:
The issue was you doing it after sneezing.
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 2 days ago:
Such a sophisticate.
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 2 days ago:
It’s gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 2 days ago:
Try it with assholes. 🤌
- Comment on How does a guy become his most confident around women? 2 days ago:
own yourself
“Hi there, I’ve never given a woman an orgasm, likely due to my shockingly small penis.”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Eh, might as well.
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 2 days ago:
That’s why I’m waiting 5 million years to let it grow. I’m skipping 5 million years worth of taxes.
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 2 days ago:
After taxes, you’d only have like $4.9 billion. That’s how they get you. You’d be better off taking the dollar in 5 million years and letting it grow.
- Comment on The night water 3 days ago:
So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!
- Comment on If you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it looks like a robot is doing a crab. 3 days ago:
He’s sitting with his legs up and a book across his lap, you freaks. Look at him, he’s so pensive!
- Comment on investment 4 days ago:
- Comment on Just say it gurl 4 days ago:
Use two hands.
- Comment on YouTuber Faces Possible Jail Time for Reviewing Gaming Handhelds 4 days ago:
The one you’ll use, that’s fits your hand and playstyle.
It was right there in front of me all along…
- Comment on what timeline is this 4 days ago:
What are the Thumb Wars folks saying about the Trump Epstein cover-up?
- Comment on true friend 5 days ago:
Can’t become a leader if you’re not willing to consume lead.
- Comment on hobby 5 days ago:
Ignore the haters. Get up earlier. Grind harder. You’ll have the last laugh.
- Comment on please no 5 days ago:
Marinara kills.
- Comment on Self-report 5 days ago:
Suddenly, the book IT comes back to me. Probably for no reason.
- Comment on Can I lick it? 5 days ago:
Damn, so close, put “us” in there and I’d be licking Uranus.
- Comment on Can I lick it? 5 days ago:
☹️
- Comment on Can I lick it? 5 days ago:
When in doubt, lick it.
- Comment on Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy. 5 days ago:
This doesn’t directly affect me, either, but does anyone know if it applies to all of the Interactive Sex - Futanari Incest DLC, too!? For Episodes 1-4!? Like, if any of my friends have large amounts of FutaCoinz from years of Season Passes, I wonder if they’ll still be able to spend them…?
- Comment on Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy. 5 days ago:
Daylight or dark, In rain or shine, It don’t much matter Down in the mine. Where the tunnel’s deep, Lord the air gets thin, That’s the way of life For the minin’ man.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 5 days ago:
Needs whipped cream.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 5 days ago:
She should call her doctor.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 5 days ago:
Pro-tip: Little Debbie fudge brownie (the kind with nuts), rolled gently between your hands like Play-Doh to form a cylindrical shape. 🤌
- Comment on Choose wisely 6 days ago:
Starting NFL Fullback
