ivanafterall

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A game you "didn't know it was bad 'til people told you so"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in D.C. when I played it. Between that and it being the first of its kind in the series, none of the others come remotely close for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people hate drinking water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to even know where to start: https://www.dhmo.org/

  Microplastics are just the tip of the iceberg. At this stage most of our planet’s water is almost indistinguishable from pure dihydrogen monoxide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let your dreams remain dreams. It’s not as spacious as the “dream bathroom” here, but we rolled up our sleeves this weekend and were able to redo our entire bathroom with the help of a few YouTube videos. Can’t recommend splurging on the extra bucket enough:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protip:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you pick up all the soup ingredients for later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male form⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “No, no, I don’t have a boner! It’s just like that!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male form⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He could fuck himself in the belly button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home cooking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t matter, had sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home cooking⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Consider seeing a doctor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternatively⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s basic science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I can’t mute them (usually one of the unlabeled buttons on the right), I’ll go to another station. I really hate those. God damn Cheddar TV or whatever. Fucking Maria Menounos, ugh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Southern Baptists to Vote on Effort to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Fewer same-sex marriages means more gay singles for us.” -Southern Baptists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Schizophren-AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  7 of these don’t belong

  Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Smile really big and start laughing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy PrIDE Month⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s about the Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard created by Western Digital, not some nerd shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy PrIDE Month⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they were all SATA-nists, but NVMe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy PrIDE Month⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice jumper. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy anniversary of the day absolutely nothing happened at nowhere square!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But they would also say that in response to a 100% accurate retelling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So it begins...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And those hands are way too big.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct Grindr Response⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

  That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I admit poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thicc 🌈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:

  Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc…so I think we’re set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And now you’re water-based pooping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a mess⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tuna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seanut Putter Jandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.