ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 13 hours ago:
Only one side is touching the ground, otherwise like-new.
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 13 hours ago:
I’m making you foreman of the project. You’ve already got a plan.
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 13 hours ago:
I spent a good portion of my childhood utterly terrified of the prospect of the rapture, as they described it, and would beg God not to rip me unexpectedly into the sky to the sound of blaring trumpets. Nightmare fuel.
- Comment on Oh! 18 hours ago:
Maybe. After four years sharing a bed, maybe he wanted to put a ring on it.
- Comment on Oh! 18 hours ago:
Thank you. I just couldn’t even muster the energy to respond.
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 18 hours ago:
That’s just how it is. I don’t question the Bible.
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 21 hours ago:
40 year anniversary, baby!
- Comment on Come on, just do it. 21 hours ago:
Heh, maybe I should check out that show.
- Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart 22 hours ago:
Pro-tip: let it dry overnight and it’s easier to cut out.
- Comment on Didgeridoo playing as alternative treatment for obstructive sleep apnoea syndrome: randomised controlled trial 22 hours ago:
Now nobody will be able to sleep. Abnormal sleep schedule solved!
- Comment on Oh! 23 hours ago:
The last two seem at least plausible. Both huge nerds. And Lincoln probably wanted more of Joshua Speed than society allowed, so…kinda, maybe?
- Comment on Choose chicken. 23 hours ago:
Nope, my need to make dumb dad jokes is just insatiable. Sorry!
- Comment on Choose chicken. 1 day ago:
TIL while checking my own dumb joke. I guess I just thought they ate seeds, corn, etc.
- Comment on Choose chicken. 1 day ago:
It’s true that chickens don’t eat meat.
- Comment on I'm going to change the world 1 day ago:
Damn, I didn’t realize algae was so fucking stupid.
- Comment on I'm going to change the world 1 day ago:
But what a way to go tho.
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- Comment on He's just not that into you 1 day ago:
:(
- Comment on Oh! 1 day ago:
A test to see which is the incel comment: which one most readily accepts a “m’lady?”
The fact that a woman of your caliber is on Hinge speaks poorly of the men in our generation, M’LADY. I’m sorry for them. Let me take you out and apologize in person.
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- Comment on Robbed 1 day ago:
God, no. Cast more people with jacked-up teeth.
- Comment on Robbed 1 day ago:
For whatever it’s worth, your comment still challenges me. I know it’s a “me” problem to prefer shaven, but…I struggle with it. So, at the very least, please know that you thoroughly confronted me with your womanhood.
- Comment on Robbed 1 day ago:
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- Comment on Where is your god now?! 2 days ago:
Unfortunately, I’m not as into cocktails as I used to be.
- Comment on Perfect 2 days ago:
And a pretty girl who has already eaten.
- Comment on You know this is gonna happen. 3 days ago:
You can do both of those things in GTA.
- Comment on Why are some things heavier than others? 3 days ago:
It seems so simple, but it’s pretty damn crazy when you think about it for more than like a second or two.
- Comment on Splinter Cell designer says “one of the difficulties with modern stealth games” is realistic lighting, as environments are now so much “harder to read” 4 days ago:
Realistic lighting is kind of a big Splinter Celling point, though. The original and Chaos Theory blew my mind.
- Comment on The house always wins 4 days ago:
Aragorn really deflected that knife.
