ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Akshually... 1 hour ago:
I can’t find a single reference to this book in any respected library or bookstore catalog. I believe it’s been created out of whole cloth purely to make fools of the rest of us.
- Comment on Nice horsie! 🐎 8 hours ago:
Brother, a moose can ride whatever it damn well pleases. But I’d rather not get into the personal stuff, if you don’t mind.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 day ago:
I’ve been worried sick about her.
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 1 day ago:
Forbidden calimari.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 2 days ago:
This is why I accept everything as true.
- Comment on PB&J 2 days ago:
I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.
- Comment on Practical and Logical 2 days ago:
Until it’s no longer structurally sound and falls off.
- Comment on Practical and Logical 2 days ago:
Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.
- Comment on Practical and Logical 2 days ago:
That must get extremely expensive when clothes shopping?
- Comment on Practical and Logical 2 days ago:
The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 2 days ago:
Ed Dwyer was still writing for the Saturday Evening Post just a few years ago:
www.saturdayeveningpost.com/author/ed-dwyer/
Among others:
Ed Dwyer has written for Los Angeles Magazine, Variety, and AARP the Magazine, among other national publications.
- Comment on Which is it?. 3 days ago:
Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.
- Comment on Website 3 days ago:
How do you know that wasn’t OP?
- Comment on The sun is a deadly laser... 3 days ago:
So how long do I have? Also, if you guys could hurry with the answer…?
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 3 days ago:
Jesus fuck.
- Comment on Website 4 days ago:
I didn’t know those photos had gone public. I swear it isn’t what it looks like!
- Comment on California union pushes work-from-home bill as Newsom calls state employees back to the office 4 days ago:
If Trump is Hulk Hogan, this guy is…idk…fucking Doink the Clown. Which is exactly why he’ll presumably be the Democrats’ next milquetoast candidate.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Women want to be pursued.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
“Ah, playing hard to get. Classic.”
- Comment on Performance enhancement 6 days ago:
It does it when it wants, I can’t really control it.
- Comment on Hamburglar, meet Hat Man 6 days ago:
Whatever rock you prefer should work. I go 50:50 meth/crack, never bigger than a skipping stone.
- Comment on Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool 6 days ago:
Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.
- Comment on Save as PDF 6 days ago:
Print Deeznuts Fuckyou
- Comment on Save as PDF 6 days ago:
Did you used to love pdf files?
- Comment on BASED? 6 days ago:
That was all the salesmen at one place I worked. Mormons with tons of kids. They’d go anywhere in the world to get away from them.
- Comment on Praise Be 6 days ago:
Victor Garber!
- Comment on Praise Be 6 days ago:
Don’t forget the Mormons!
- Comment on You are strong 1 week ago:
Wait until you realize you don’t have to wait until they’re obliterated to generate gonads. New horizons, mon frere.
- Comment on Ţ̴̭̪̥̒̽̋͋̿̄́͊̾̌̓̀̔͝͝͝͝ͅh̵̬̙̩̞̻̰͇̠̭̦̊̽̆̓̍͆̑̓͌̓̋͊e̶̢̡͍̪͕̥̤̬̋͂̑̈́̚̕ͅͅ ̵̛̛͖̌̀́̌̑̃̆͆̈́͒́̌̕̚͠ǵ̸͎̩̭͒̎̉̈́̌͂̇o̸͇̗̙͖͋̚v̵͖̫͕̔̽́̋̀̋̈́̉͌͋̽̈́̓͑̚͝͝e̵̙̦̬͇̭̍̏͊̃ř̸̭͈̼̱̤̻̏̎̚n̸͍̰̠̆͆́̓̚͘͝m̷̏͂̕ͅẹ̸̡̨͎͉̲͍̝̲̌̿̽̔͊ͅṉ̶̬̠̱̩̔̌̈́̒̋͘ 1 week ago:
I’ve yet to encounter bad alien urine.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Oh, yeah? Well, if that’s how you’re gonna be, I hope you find some FUCKING PEACE, MY FRIEND!