ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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- Comment on If you pray to Jesus for guidance he will provide it 7 hours ago:
Oh, that’s right, I wanted to hang a towel over that window. Nevermind, Lord!
- Comment on He had a plan. He executed it. And it all turned out great 7 hours ago:
He really blew it. Now look at the mess he’s made.
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- Comment on I know which I'd choose 23 hours ago:
That reminds me, how’s your straight son? I haven’t seen him around today.
- Comment on I know which I'd choose 23 hours ago:
But that stew is also still a stew tho and a man’s gotta eat ifyanahmsayin.
- Comment on We always hear/read about Goverments cencoring the internet. What is something that the US is not knowing is being censored? 23 hours ago:
ICUP ;)
- Comment on We always hear/read about Goverments cencoring the internet. What is something that the US is not knowing is being censored? 23 hours ago:
HE SAID, “ALMOST NOBODY KNOWS THAT THE RCC HAD CONTROL OF OUR WORLD, AND THE KHAZARS (JEWS) WERE THE SCAPEGOATS. YES, DESPITE WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WHO’S TELLING THESE KHAZARS TO DO IT? ROME IS, SPECIFICALLY, THE FALSE PROPHET AND/OR THE ANTICHRIST.
THEY SAY THAT D.C. IS THE MILITARY AND INTELLIGENCE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, LONDON IS THE FINANCE AND TRADE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, AND THE VATICAN IS THE RELIGIOUS AND POLITICAL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
IF THE JSO DIRTBAGS FIND OUT ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME SPEAKING THE TRUTH TO LIGHT ON THIS MATTER… THEY’LL HAVE TO MURDER EVERYONE WHO’S A HISTORICIST, FOR THEY DON’T TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST BY REVERING (FOREHEAD) AND/OR OBEYING (RIGHT HAND) THE BISHOP OF ROME… THE ACBP.”
- Comment on We always hear/read about Goverments cencoring the internet. What is something that the US is not knowing is being censored? 23 hours ago:
HA|BOOBS|HA|!
- Comment on We always hear/read about Goverments cencoring the internet. What is something that the US is not knowing is being censored? 23 hours ago:
We talking SummerSlam?
- Comment on Interesting observation 1 day ago:
How much longer will it take? I thought spaghetti was fast!?
- Comment on When even your microwave knows what you are 1 day ago:
Great, now the microwave is telling my coworkers what I’m eating for lunch. There’s no privacy anymore.
- Comment on Remember to do your update 1 day ago:
What is the system msg warning level %?
Also, all the cool kids have switched to ICQ. But I’m also on AIM and MSN Messenger.
- Comment on Interesting observation 1 day ago:
I don’t have a deep enough pot, so my spaghetti is pansexual.
- Comment on What exactly is the reasoning behind Satan ruling Hell? 1 day ago:
Didn’t god create rape, genocide, disease, etc… by definition? Or he can’t do anything about that?
Also I’m not sure if a teenage girl can consent when it’s the god of the universe. Pretty wild power dynamics there.
- Comment on How come NK doesn't just come out and say we are in trouble and need help? Like their lack of food and stuff? I really don't see a downside for a country admit they were wrong and need help 1 day ago:
But they could do it and not tell the people.
- Comment on What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you? 1 day ago:
Nothing precludes you from doing both tbh
- Comment on It's a metaphor 2 days ago:
Use cold water, not warm or hot.
- Comment on sushi delivery 2 days ago:
Mmm. Finally some proper fucking sushi!
- Comment on bee movie turns 18 today btw 2 days ago:
So you were partying with it before it was 18, by your own admission.
- Comment on I can't believe they still push this fear narrative myth about "tainted" Halloween candy. It's the Satanic Panic that refuses to die. 2 days ago:
Growing up before woke, you just got used to the occasional razor or research chemical in your candy. It toughened us up.
- Comment on sushi delivery 2 days ago:
You’re supposed to boil it.
- Comment on A baseless and malicious claim 2 days ago:
I grimaced.
- Comment on JD, you dog. 2 days ago:
It’s only a true Appalachian Motorboat if you’re related to the person in the coffin and the person on the coffin.
- Comment on JD, you dog. 2 days ago:
He agrees, he said he wishes she’d convert to Christianity. It’s gonna really suck for her when he’s living it up with the big Trump in the sky and she’s burning alive eternally, but what can you do. You try to love em where they are ya know.
- Comment on Betrayal 3 days ago:
I’ll have the last laugh when that asshole encounters a new breed of criminal. And the only person that can help him solve the crime in time is the greatest regret and nemesis from his past. I will assist only via rhyming riddles.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
You can’t leave us hanging like that! What happened to Lana, you monster!? What did you do to her!?
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Does anyone know a good Moo Goo Poo recipe?