ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm thinking of gifting this to my dad 9 hours ago:
Nope. We suck. I’ve got zero ground to stand on, I’m from the southeast. 😬
- Comment on I'm thinking of gifting this to my dad 11 hours ago:
The audacity of a Texan calling other states racist.
- Comment on A new twist on an old classic 11 hours ago:
You can also buy pork blood from butchers, fyi.
- Comment on Real 14 hours ago:
They seem really peaceful and content just living off the land. This will be so easy.
- Comment on Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there? 14 hours ago:
Porn. And I was trying to masturbate in peace. And could you please get out of my car?
- Comment on Slippery 14 hours ago:
Brother, if I were addicted, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t feel so fantastic. Things are going to be okay! I’ve got plans, inventions, we’re gonna make so much money, you’ll see.
- Comment on The true meaning of love 14 hours ago:
I could be wrong, but I believe we are to infer that the poster’s mother and his wife are engaging in a lesbian love affair?
- Comment on it's a matter of motivation 14 hours ago:
Most creative people don’t profit from their creations. Some do. Most don’t.
- Comment on The Meatstorm 15 hours ago:
He truly is the complete American dream in one package.
- Comment on Wacky 15 hours ago:
What about cunnilingus?
They certainly don’t seem to mind it, at least.
- Comment on Wacky 15 hours ago:
No, but I’m open to it.
- Comment on Looooooong 19 hours ago:
- Comment on Wacky 1 day ago:
Will it blend!?
- Comment on Wacky 1 day ago:
Adam
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 day ago:
They’re also all goops.
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 day ago:
You’re not in Virginia, by chance? My all-time favorite place (with caveats) also had an Alabama sauce.
- Comment on At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃 1 day ago:
Zero chance Walmart, Walgreens, etc. carry 2,000,000 SPF. Sorry to be a fly in the gravy or whatever the saying is.
- Comment on Crying is a free action 1 day ago:
You’ve officially lost it.
- Comment on Crying is a free action 1 day ago:
I remember algebra. x = 2 and all that jazz. Letters and numbers mixed all willy-nilly. Surely the “commutative” part can’t make it much worse.
- Comment on At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃 1 day ago:
Howdy, neighbor! It really is such a beautiful day. It’s just so lovely to see you here at the park.
- Comment on The Meatstorm 1 day ago:
The Big Montana does kind of sound like something “American” they’d sell in Japan.
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 day ago:
Also the milk sauce for your cereal.
- Comment on Your mother's package has arrived 1 day ago:
It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!
- Comment on One new message! 2 days ago:
Great, I know the perfect year-round boarding school.
- Comment on Some of these feel more popular than others 2 days ago:
As long as it’s broken down by section, that’s fine.
- Comment on Some of these feel more popular than others 2 days ago:
You go tits up.
- Comment on Maturing 2 days ago:
Microdosing is also great. And so cheap/easy with acid.
- Comment on thanks I hate it 2 days ago:
Ever hear of a little thing called facial symmetry? This is the ultimate form of that. They should’ve sent a poet.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
I’m still chasing the high of those high school LAN parties in the computer lab.
- Comment on One new message! 2 days ago:
It’s like, I’m trying to meet you halfway over here, but you’ve gotta work with me a little!
