ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on FIX THE DAMN PERCHANCE AI CHAT NOW 3 hours ago:
I fixed it. Try it again.
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 3 hours ago:
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 3 hours ago:
Thanks I will.
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 hours ago:
Bushy or corny Your dumper makes me horny Show me that butthole
- Comment on She's a pain in my rear but she keeps me straight! 5 hours ago:
As an American, I’m an AOL man.
- Comment on When your father is clueless 1 day ago:
A good dad would go out and get them newer wireless models, come on! Hard to focus on performing when you’re wrapped in a cord!
- Comment on Words used in a different context 1 day ago:
Can’t wait to go see The Cumcracker this holiday season. Incidentally, also my nickname in high school.
- Comment on That hook 1 day ago:
- Comment on And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗 1 day ago:
Yarrr 🏴☠️
- Comment on She's a pain in my rear but she keeps me straight! 1 day ago:
That’s what keeps me straight!
- Comment on So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A 1 day ago:
Definitely a ding dong, pardon my French.
- Comment on It's true... 1 day ago:
I take care of myself 10-12 times a day, on average. In case they wonder about all the wear and tear.
- Comment on It's true... 1 day ago:
Just my luck. I’ll be worth an absolute fortune…AFTER I’m dead.
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- Comment on [META] Is it ok to ask for advice here? 1 day ago:
Visa issues/complications are the main thing, like someone else mentioned. Also consider whether language will be an issue. If you’re an American, moving to the UK is likely very different from moving to rural Djibouti. Consider what you will do for work and whether that’s actually feasible in the country you’re thinking of. Your basic goals are ensuring you can gain some form of legal status, hold down some form of employment to support yourself (often requiring said legal status, unless you’re remote, etc…), and actually survive wherever you move/not die of culture shock/not be consumed by homesickness, etc…
- Comment on That Maxine does it again! 1 day ago:
Honestly why I went with this one. Takes on a much darker tone these days.
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- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 1 day ago:
Yea, though I should happily settle for but a single slam pig.
- Comment on Cuddly gerbils 1 day ago:
Sounds like maybe you’re too much of a pussy to cuddle your boys?
- Comment on Cuddly gerbils 1 day ago:
The gym makes so much more sense now.
- Comment on Cuddly gerbils 1 day ago:
- Comment on Some are too young to understand 1 day ago:
Before elbowing you in the ribs, handing you a lint-covered butterscotch candy, and lighting a cigarette while hacking up a lung.
- Comment on Some are too young to understand 1 day ago:
The Rockies are the best part. Fuck fucking Nebraska though.
- Comment on THIS happened to me once 1 day ago:
Graaaandpaaa!
- Comment on That's kinda interesting 1 day ago:
I assume it’s for my penis? Is it to keep me warm? Is it so she can be fucked by an elephant trunk? Is it so I can say I’ve been inside an elephant again?
- Comment on Ferns 2 days ago:
- Comment on Ferns 2 days ago:
ADHD? Back in my day, we called that a child that needed to be spanked! Rabble rabble rabble…
- Comment on Give. It. Back. 2 days ago:
I ended my last relationship over bullshit like this. She was just standing there winking at me all glib like, “I got an ice cream cone and you didn’t.” Just like this, pure gloating:
- Comment on Who's your favorite female protagonist in a video game? (Add pic of character in response) 2 days ago:
(Okay, maybe not protagonist, necessarily…)
- Comment on just one more bro 2 days ago:
1.) I wish the speed of light were 60 MPH.
2.) I wish nothing could travel slower than light.
3.) I wish for the genie’s freedom.
