ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on 11 hours ago:
“If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown flush it down, if it’s white beg for your life.”
You’re not wrong to be worried.
- Comment on Attention K-Mart Shoppers 12 hours ago:
She’ll never admit it, but it means you won.
- Comment on Does smelling your food while you cook it make it taste bland? 20 hours ago:
Now I want to wear nose plugs when I cook and see if it tastes better.
- Comment on Garlic sauce 1 day ago:
I’m confused, because that still does sound ideal…
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Very human, very cool.
- Comment on Garlic sauce 1 day ago:
I wouldn’t recommend trying that in this particular situation, OP.
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 1 day ago:
Shots fired!
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 1 day ago:
Depends on where in America, too. It literally is question #1 in D.C., but has been less so elsewhere, in my experience.
- Comment on Cube me 1 day ago:
Like those little square pepperonis on the Totino’s Party Pizza Nonna used to make.
- Comment on Meetings 1 day ago:
I could have the ring halfway to Mordor by now.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 day ago:
Bukkake.
Still seems to work on my end.
Hey-oh.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 day ago:
Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 day ago:
🤌
- Comment on Omg 2 days ago:
That’s exactly how I’ve always pronounced it, too.
- Comment on Omg 2 days ago:
Oh my God, now we’re gatekeeping henges…
- Comment on publication maxxing 2 days ago:
Yeah, what ever happened between you two, anyway? You guys used to be so lovey dovey!
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 2 days ago:
I hear this every year and it never happens. Can someone get Gabe Newell on the line?
- Comment on family guy original character 2 days ago:
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
- Comment on hourly sin 2 days ago:
Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
- Comment on How does Chuck Schumer still have a job? 2 days ago:
Technically, he’s in office because he won an election. But he did that by being in the pocket of numerous lobbies and in the good graces of the Democrats’ campaign operation. If you don’t do those things, your odds of winning are vanishingly small. So he’s borderline untouchable.
- Comment on How does Chuck Schumer still have a job? 2 days ago:
which he holds because he received the most votes from the state of New York
Technically?
- Comment on How does Chuck Schumer still have a job? 2 days ago:
Mistakes, yes. Unintentional, no.
- Comment on corn 3 days ago:
Jesus: Dies to forgive literally any sin.
You: I’ll never sin once!
Jesus: “What the actual FUCK, bro?”
- Comment on I love science 3 days ago:
Is it just that it becomes so difficult/technical at that point?
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 3 days ago:
But a sunrise doesn’t prove God exists. Seeing humans be kind certainly suggests human kindness exists. It’s another dumb analogy.
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 3 days ago:
So you’ve NEVER seen evidence of human goodness?
That’s where I think the analogy falls apart dramatically. It’s the difference between “potentially kinda rare, sadly” and “non-existent and a signal of likely mental illness.”
- Comment on Check mate, atheists. 3 days ago:
Ignorance might not truly be bliss, but it’s certainly closer to it.
- Comment on Just shut up and RAM me already 3 days ago:
What I’d give for a fresh new RAM stick.
- Comment on Rushmore 3 days ago:
Tell him it’s about giving head to former presidents and he’ll be there with bells on.
- Comment on Rushmore 3 days ago:
That’d be kinda hilarious if I’m being honest.