ivanafterall
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
- Comment on Honor your predecessors 1 day ago:
What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?
- Comment on Climate goals 1 day ago:
This is kind of true, depending on how radical your interpretation of getting off a bike is.
- Comment on Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar 1 day ago:
It looks like it could feel nice on your back.
- Comment on Evolution 1 day ago:
I’ve got a massive hindgut, but no girth?
- Comment on My bad 2 days ago:
I didn’t mean to be a good friend.
- Comment on Why does China have so many multi billionaires if they are aiming to be a communist country? 5 days ago:
Yeah, I think the U.S. is going to naturally pull back to the left, but I fear it will still go poorly, because we’re still very stupid people and it will be exploited by bad-faith actors just like everything else. But I hope I’m just overly cynical. I don’t think I am though.
- Comment on This Meme Is For Da Bois Heh Heh 5 days ago:
She hadn’t lost anyone close to her until she moved in.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 5 days ago:
If it’s for his penis, the blade will completely miss, as currently designed, even if he grinds hard into the hole.
- Comment on Uh Oh 6 days ago:
Oh, shit. Brown hair has already locked in the “I’m gonna complain” eye contact.
- Comment on When y'all gonna learn 6 days ago:
You’re so right.
- Comment on Snooze 6 days ago:
It’s Sunday, yes, but…I’m 40? Uh oh. Hooooly shit, I think I just took an 8 year nap.
- Comment on Snooze 6 days ago:
And you fell asleep while teaching again.
- Comment on When y'all gonna learn 6 days ago:
I’m honestly not a big fan of virtue signaling, but maybe that’s just me. I just don’t think dramatically stating an obviously popular opinion, like you’re some sacrificial martyr, really adds much to the discussion. Crucify me in the comments, if you must!
- Comment on Don't Call Me. Ever. 1 week ago:
Hell yeah.
- Comment on The Obama wing of the Democratic Party is declaring “war” on progressives. Why don’t they ever bring this energy against Trump? Why do they hate working class people even more? 1 week ago:
I’ve honestly always kinda rolled my eyes at the, “they’re the same party/working together line” as a trite bumper sticker.
But man, it really seems like they’re the same party and working together, excepting like three or four individuals.
- Comment on Don't Call Me. Ever. 1 week ago:
I like the phone. I was born in the wrong time. I miss hanging out in the kitchen, twirling the curly phone cord, just chattin’.
Come on, y’all, buck up. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
- Comment on Friends. 1 week ago:
The best Seinfeld was Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- Comment on Friends. 1 week ago:
Rachel is the fucking worst.
- Comment on Friends. 1 week ago:
I actually disagree. I’ve gone back to watch it and find it very cozy. It’s like I’m flipping through cable in the 90s and, oh, a show I’ve not seen!
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 1 week ago:
He follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.
- Comment on Manosphere 1 week ago:
No idea. I just know he was an internet personality who seemed to thrive on negative attention.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 1 week ago:
If you’re in the U.S., I’d be surprised if you don’t have any. There’s a little “town” near me with literally only a Post Office. It has at least two already.
- Comment on Manosphere 1 week ago:
Meanwhile: Perez Hilton was livestreaming self-harm just this week.
My only issue with it is most of the “Christ-lovers” are also Israel lovers.
- Comment on New level of capitalist hell unlocked: Companies are relying on AI to pinpoint exactly how desperate job seekers are in the hopes they can pay them as little as possible. 1 week ago:
Yes! I just posted the same. It’s so true. I hope that company burns. I’m fighting to get out right now, but they know how to trap you.
- Comment on New level of capitalist hell unlocked: Companies are relying on AI to pinpoint exactly how desperate job seekers are in the hopes they can pay them as little as possible. 1 week ago:
It’s actually 10 seconds. And they seem to like to make them pop up when you’re taking turns. They’re insanely evil.
- Comment on Cheeseus Christ, the comments 1 week ago:
Pommel horse cheese is where it’s at.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
No.
It’s a promise.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
They usually ask that after they die. Right now, there’s nothing anybody can do.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 1 week ago:
I can make you feel 25 again?
- Comment on should ring a bell with everyone 1 week ago:
What state? I’ve asked for it specifically and repeatedly, but am hoping to ask again tonight at the one nearest me. I dearly hope you’re right.