BootyEnthusiast
@BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on I would like to solve the puzzle 1 day ago:
I once ran into my dentist at Stater Bros and I smiled at him but didn’t show any teeth because I was ashamed
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 2 days ago:
- Comment on SBA #61 4 days ago:
Would a pizza fucker fuck a calzone? Or is that pizza adjacent?
- Comment on Cursed image thread 1 week ago:
- Comment on rules 1 week ago:
Sea_animals.rar 1.2GB No Password - Download Now
- Comment on 🦋🧈 2 weeks ago:
I am gay for margarine
- Comment on BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games (Demon's Souls/Shadow of the Colossus remakes) 4 weeks ago:
Why is there a picture of some bald ugly dude instead of something like a bluepoint logo or a Sony one?
Ridiculous
- Comment on Across the US, people are dismantling and destroying Flock surveillance cameras 4 weeks ago:
Realistically speaking, what’s the likelihood that a jury would convict someone of cutting down surveillance camera posts? Feels like most potential jurors would support such actions.
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 5 weeks ago:
I really really like this image. Can I save it?
- Comment on Moving it around made it skip 5 weeks ago:
I had those headphones. They sucked.
- Comment on Anon gets an exotic pet 5 weeks ago:
True and straight. Anon had sex.
- Comment on fire-man 5 weeks ago:
Man dressed for the job he wanted, not that he was good at
- Comment on Quick stick a cup in his hand 1 month ago:
Still doing God’s work, even in death
- Comment on It's a "patience" building exercise? 1 month ago:
Oh I have a movement for you alright
A BOWEL MOVEMENT
OPEN UP WIDE BECAUSE HERE COMES THE MOVEMENT YOU CRAVE
- Comment on Currency 1 month ago:
Bout fucking time
- Comment on stelth 1 month ago:
Do you think she smokes weed?
- Comment on The rewards of being polite 1 month ago:
Is the joke that you get to look at her ass?
- Comment on rawr 1 month ago:
Asuka is my favorite pokemon gym leader
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 2 months ago:
Thank you
- Comment on Blasting creed 2 months ago:
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
- Comment on I have an idea ☝️ 2 months ago:
I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
- Comment on Foot In The Door 2 months ago:
Higher quality non-failed censorship version
- Comment on meee 2 months ago:
starts saving local news recordings of the accident so I can use it in bed later to get her to bite my dick again
- Comment on Day 518 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 months ago:
Is it bad that I legit think that Origins is the best in the Arkham series?
Like objectively Knight is a better looking game, and Asylum is a wonderfully crafted experience. But Origins is basically a better Arkham City and has a lot to offer.
The detective segments in particular are really well done and do a good job of leaning into the investigative aspects of Batman early in his career.
- Comment on Well? 2 months ago:
What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?
- Comment on I think there's an imposter amongus 2 months ago:
I am Spartacus
- Comment on delicious wrap 2 months ago:
The twice grilled burrito at El Pollo Loco was legit one of the best chain food burritos I’ve ever had. And ever since they got rid of it, I’ve wanted to start a Romanian curse cult to bring misfortune upon the executive who decided to get rid of it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Is Gonzo still considered a sex icon? I know Miss Piggy is.
- Comment on 🌽🌽🌽，🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽... 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽!!! 3 months ago:
Cron
- Comment on yoooo 3 months ago:
I was going to ask “how fresh we talking?”
Then I stopped and realized the gravity of that question, so I will not ask that question.
