BootyEnthusiast

@BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fire-man⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Man dressed for the job he wanted, not that he was good at

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick stick a cup in his hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Still doing God’s work, even in death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a "patience" building exercise?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I have a movement for you alright

  A BOWEL MOVEMENT

  OPEN UP WIDE BECAUSE HERE COMES THE MOVEMENT YOU CRAVE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bout fucking time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stelth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you think she smokes weed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rewards of being polite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the joke that you get to look at her ass?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rawr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asuka is my favorite pokemon gym leader

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an idea ☝️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foot In The Door⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Higher quality non-failed censorship version

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  starts saving local news recordings of the accident so I can use it in bed later to get her to bite my dick again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 518 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it bad that I legit think that Origins is the best in the Arkham series?

  Like objectively Knight is a better looking game, and Asylum is a wonderfully crafted experience. But Origins is basically a better Arkham City and has a lot to offer.

  The detective segments in particular are really well done and do a good job of leaning into the investigative aspects of Batman early in his career.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What would you name a dung beetle if it came into your house and started drinking all the Shasta in your fridge?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think there's an imposter amongus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am Spartacus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨delicious wrap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The twice grilled burrito at El Pollo Loco was legit one of the best chain food burritos I’ve ever had. And ever since they got rid of it, I’ve wanted to start a Romanian curse cult to bring misfortune upon the executive who decided to get rid of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Gonzo still considered a sex icon? I know Miss Piggy is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌽🌽🌽，🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽... 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cron

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yoooo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to ask “how fresh we talking?”

  Then I stopped and realized the gravity of that question, so I will not ask that question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a market or supermarket enthusiast?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a different type of enthusiast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bing is broken⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  AY YO WHO’S BOOFIN TONIGHT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FUCK

  (respectfully)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I got my ass kicked at the corn graveyard and all I got was this stupid shirt”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was cured of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The story of a crazy Half-Life 2 bug, as told by former Valve dev Tom Forsyth (Mastodon thread)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool.

  Also Valve is legitimately one of the only devs who kept original source code from 2004.

  Even Blizzard lost the original World of Warcraft code.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I understand the dedication but that's way too much effort for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is…is he going to fuck that watermelon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 474 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  MP2 is still a surprisingly good looking game for being a PS2 era title.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me I'm wrong⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine that Fred has a HOG, but never uses it because of a negative reaction he got from it one time. So he just remains abstinent, thinking nobody wants him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨discord⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WHO’S HERE FOR SOME HOG CRANKING BROTHER?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad I suck dick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Based