BootyEnthusiast
@BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on What's green and slimy and smells like bacon? 3 days ago:
Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?
I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.
- Comment on One day😔🤞 3 days ago:
So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”
What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”
- Comment on Find luigi 1 week ago:
I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.
- Comment on Anon is not satisfied 1 week ago:
Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.
I don’t understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there’s zero chance of you being up money at any point.
- Comment on Anon is a survivor 1 week ago:
Anon needs to post dashcam footage
- Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on CRISPR-Cas9 2 weeks ago:
I want to >!fuck!< CRISPRi
- Comment on Oh, Björk, nice to see you 2 weeks ago:
Bjork is 100% into dog buttholes
Both literally and figuratively…
- Comment on Can we appreciate how horny everyone is for Mario in TTYD? 3 weeks ago:
I want to >!fuck!< that mouse
- Comment on surprised_pikachu.jpg 3 weeks ago:
I like to imagine that Jared Leto refers to himself in the third person.
“Jared Leto doesn’t like plum jelly”
Or
“Jared Leto thinks Alf is overrated, but still watchable”
- Comment on Happened to me last summer 5 weeks ago:
Realistically, what would fucking a bear be like?
I’ve never seen bears fuck, so I don’t know what to expect.
- Comment on Bee Aware! 1 month ago:
One time my girlfriend floated the idea of “bee play” with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn’t want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.
- Comment on Screenshot of my current game! Lies of P 1 month ago:
It’s VERY clear that the devs ADORE Bloodborne specifically. They have literally every mechanic that game has, even how backsteps change your attacks.
It also runs incredibly well considering how visually crisp and clear the game looks.
- Comment on Life hack 1 month ago:
Because planes that aren’t moving aren’t generating money. And airlines inherently are NOT catering to the Uber rich. The Uber rich have their OWN planes and jets.
A trucking company by comparison has much more to lose if something doesn’t ship on time, especially if contracted with high value or time sensitive goods.
- Comment on Rhubarb 1 month ago:
Phil is a menace and must be stopped
- Comment on Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry) 2 months ago:
Where’s that one picture of an anon who fits an ENTIRE apple in his foreskin?
- Comment on I'm looking for the Holy Grail of multiplayer gaming 2 months ago:
Absolutely, it’s still constantly getting updates, and got an actual anti-cheat recently which helped the health of the game a TON.
Huge learning curve to the game, but there’s nothing else like it.
- Comment on Schlurp 2 months ago:
Smart elephant, that’s the cleanest water in India.
- Comment on Don't forget! 2 months ago:
Is there a God that governs all things mango?
- Comment on is walking away the best way to deal with a work clique? 2 months ago:
None of this makes any sense, and a LOT of detail is being left out.
What happened specifically? Say what you said and what was said back.
- Comment on 🌊🌊🌊 2 months ago:
- Comment on The end is never the end is never the... 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Go meet grass or touch your neighbors. 2 months ago:
Edward Norton once winked at me while I was standing in line for Pinks hot dogs in LA.
I am gay for Edward Norton.
- Comment on NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 Founders Edition Review & Benchmarks: Gaming, Thermals, & Power [ch: Gamers Nexus, t: 40:02] 5 months ago:
GN is correct though, and you sound like you’re subbed to LTT.
- Comment on What game surprised you with their length? 7 months ago:
You are 100% correct.