BootyEnthusiast
@BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on bing is broken 9 hours ago:
AY YO WHO’S BOOFIN TONIGHT?
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 2 weeks ago:
FUCK
(respectfully)
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 2 weeks ago:
“I got my ass kicked at the corn graveyard and all I got was this stupid shirt”
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I was cured of it
- Comment on The story of a crazy Half-Life 2 bug, as told by former Valve dev Tom Forsyth (Mastodon thread) 2 weeks ago:
Very cool.
Also Valve is legitimately one of the only devs who kept original source code from 2004.
Even Blizzard lost the original World of Warcraft code.
- Comment on I understand the dedication but that's way too much effort for me 3 weeks ago:
Is…is he going to fuck that watermelon?
- Comment on Day 474 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
MP2 is still a surprisingly good looking game for being a PS2 era title.
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 2 months ago:
I like to imagine that Fred has a HOG, but never uses it because of a negative reaction he got from it one time. So he just remains abstinent, thinking nobody wants him.
- Comment on discord 2 months ago:
WHO’S HERE FOR SOME HOG CRANKING BROTHER?
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 4 months ago:
Based
- Comment on Anon is devilish 4 months ago:
One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.
He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.
I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.
- Comment on Pure Shame 4 months ago:
Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?
Come check it out, it won’t even flush.
SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE
- Comment on You know you want it 4 months ago:
People fucking beer cans now?
- Comment on HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew 4 months ago:
Sleepy Gary?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Is this about sucking dick?
- Comment on What's green and slimy and smells like bacon? 4 months ago:
Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?
I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.
- Comment on One day😔🤞 4 months ago:
So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”
What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”
- Comment on Find luigi 4 months ago:
I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.
- Comment on Anon is not satisfied 4 months ago:
Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.
I don’t understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there’s zero chance of you being up money at any point.
- Comment on Anon is a survivor 5 months ago:
Anon needs to post dashcam footage
- Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana 5 months ago:
- Comment on CRISPR-Cas9 5 months ago:
I want to >!fuck!< CRISPRi
- Comment on Oh, Björk, nice to see you 5 months ago:
Bjork is 100% into dog buttholes
Both literally and figuratively…
- Comment on Can we appreciate how horny everyone is for Mario in TTYD? 5 months ago:
I want to >!fuck!< that mouse
- Comment on surprised_pikachu.jpg 5 months ago:
I like to imagine that Jared Leto refers to himself in the third person.
“Jared Leto doesn’t like plum jelly”
Or
“Jared Leto thinks Alf is overrated, but still watchable”
- Comment on Happened to me last summer 5 months ago:
Realistically, what would fucking a bear be like?
I’ve never seen bears fuck, so I don’t know what to expect.
- Comment on Bee Aware! 6 months ago:
One time my girlfriend floated the idea of “bee play” with me, and I kept telling her it was a bad idea because realistically I didn’t want to have to lay there pretending to be dead after putting it in once.
- Comment on Screenshot of my current game! Lies of P 6 months ago:
It’s VERY clear that the devs ADORE Bloodborne specifically. They have literally every mechanic that game has, even how backsteps change your attacks.
It also runs incredibly well considering how visually crisp and clear the game looks.
- Comment on Life hack 6 months ago:
Because planes that aren’t moving aren’t generating money. And airlines inherently are NOT catering to the Uber rich. The Uber rich have their OWN planes and jets.
A trucking company by comparison has much more to lose if something doesn’t ship on time, especially if contracted with high value or time sensitive goods.
- Comment on Rhubarb 6 months ago:
Phil is a menace and must be stopped
