My nephews mom sent me one of these on Facebook once and I absolutely lost it because it was the same day that my coworker invited us all for a game of “five beers of defiance” but when we got there she roped us into a game of Russian roulette, except instead of a gun it was a beaker of piss.
She said some guy named Tom was kind enough to provide it and assured us that it was not in fact Tom from MySpace but rather a completely different person named Tom(who knew it was such a common name?).
Anyway we’re all stuck there and the next bus doesn’t come for 3 and a half more hours so we decide we’ll play. Well this coworker failed to tell everyone that she has this disgusting pet turtle who likes to lick the laminate flooring in her living room so everyone’s all pretty disgusted at this point and not really feeling the game of piss beaker roulette. We all wish her a Merry Christmas and a happy birthday and go wait out in the rain for the bus. Longest 3 and a half hours of my life and when the bus finally arrived the driver’s mom who was sitting in the passenger seat gave us shit for being soaking wet.
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
Great you got a new message from Nicole!