VaalaVasaVarde
@VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Happy "don't believe anything you see and hear" day! Also known as "day of morons" 6 days ago:
totally-absolute-truth-social-fr.fr
- Comment on Happy "don't believe anything you see and hear" day! Also known as "day of morons" 1 week ago:
When every day feels like a fool’s day, and the internet is flooded with deep fakes. Then there’s no room for April fools, as it’s just another day.
We could as well change it to April truth’s day, then it will stand out.
- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 1 week ago:
Funny you mention arse, because the chef is constantly scratching theirs.
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 1 week ago:
It’s the boss screen, in a second they will Alt-Tab into Flight simulator.
- Comment on where? 2 weeks ago:
I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
- I think Ozzy was super chill, so that’s a plus.
- Jake may be annoying but it’s worth it if I can mooch an edible.
- House could be interesting to talk to but maybe also a jerk, or even better Hugh Laurie would be a blast talking to.
- Comment on As a Chinese American, if I wanna travel internationally, is it better to just say I'm American, or pretend to be a Chinese National (to hide from Anti-American sentinments)? 2 weeks ago:
You are good as long as you don’t act like you own the world, or like a Karen with a maga hat.
Most people in the world don’t hate Americans, they hate trump and his cronies.
You can expect comments or be asked about trump, ICE, the war and politics if you get recognised as an American.
I don’t know what you should do if you are going near: Iran, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Cuba…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
You look like a penis!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Yes, it’s easier just to picture everyone on the internet like this:
- Comment on An old excuse 5 weeks ago:
He couldn’t stay in hell, after he broke up with satan.
- Comment on Anon lives in the past 5 weeks ago:
Relevant XKCD
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 1 month ago:
Great you got a new message from Nicole!
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 1 month ago:
The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 2 months ago:
Gen Z spent it all on avocado toast, so they’ll have to make due with Olde English “800”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Emoji’s 😁 is like garlic 🧄 you can’t just make due with a single clove but instead add several heads of garlic. 🧄🧄🧄
Challenge yourself to add as many emojis you can!
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 2 months ago:
Mitosis is …
- Comment on Rule (repost) 2 months ago:
The female version of Herbert Hoover, whose slogan was “a chicken in every pot”
- Comment on Rule (repost) 2 months ago:
Boneless wings in every pot!
Vote for Herberta!
- Comment on Priorities 2 months ago:
The receipt total $4599.02 doesn’t add up if they only got Whipped cream chargers 24ct for $19.99 they could get 230 boxes and then buy something else for $1.32
- Comment on Fun science fact 3 months ago:
Xenomorph Santa laying her elf eggs 1000027884
- Comment on I assume it's corn 3 months ago:
It’s a cute dog.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 4 months ago:
Bruce and the Bruce’s
- Comment on For you little deviants. 4 months ago:
Yes that formula is steamy 🥴
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 5 months ago:
Half-Life 2
- Comment on thank goodness 5 months ago:
I’m still confused, how do you get the 1.25 PT Cruisers?
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 6 months ago:
They were told to make a graph that increases and that’s what they did.
- Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 7 months ago:
Jurassic Parks (And Recreation)
Back To The Futures
City Of Totoros
- Comment on I felt sorry for them 10 months ago:
Traumatized a billion FBI agents across 27000 dimensions, good job!
- Comment on Bookmark 10 months ago:
Looks so cute, what a wholesome shit post.
- Comment on Zach Braff Joins ‘Scrubs’ Reboot in Development at ABC 10 months ago:
Then Zach should play Bob Kelso in the reboot.
- Comment on Shower thought: Valve could do the ultimate boss-move this year 10 months ago:
They are actively monitoring for “HL3 confirmed” and adds a hour to the release time for each they find.
The current release date is in the year 252525.
