VaalaVasaVarde
@VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on As a Chinese American, if I wanna travel internationally, is it better to just say I'm American, or pretend to be a Chinese National (to hide from Anti-American sentinments)? 5 hours ago:
You are good as long as you don’t act like you own the world, or like a Karen with a maga hat.
Most people in the world don’t hate Americans, they hate trump and his cronies.
You can expect comments or be asked about trump, ICE, the war and politics if you get recognised as an American.
I don’t know what you should do if you are going near: Iran, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Cuba…
- Comment on essential vocab🫶 4 days ago:
You look like a penis!
- Comment on planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead 5 days ago:
Yes, it’s easier just to picture everyone on the internet like this:
- Comment on An old excuse 2 weeks ago:
He couldn’t stay in hell, after he broke up with satan.
- Comment on Anon lives in the past 3 weeks ago:
Relevant XKCD
- Comment on I get so many private messages like this 4 weeks ago:
Great you got a new message from Nicole!
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 4 weeks ago:
The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 1 month ago:
Gen Z spent it all on avocado toast, so they’ll have to make due with Olde English “800”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Emoji’s 😁 is like garlic 🧄 you can’t just make due with a single clove but instead add several heads of garlic. 🧄🧄🧄
Challenge yourself to add as many emojis you can!
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 1 month ago:
Mitosis is …
- Comment on Rule (repost) 2 months ago:
The female version of Herbert Hoover, whose slogan was “a chicken in every pot”
- Comment on Rule (repost) 2 months ago:
Boneless wings in every pot!
Vote for Herberta!
- Comment on Priorities 2 months ago:
The receipt total $4599.02 doesn’t add up if they only got Whipped cream chargers 24ct for $19.99 they could get 230 boxes and then buy something else for $1.32
- Comment on Fun science fact 2 months ago:
Xenomorph Santa laying her elf eggs 1000027884
- Comment on I assume it's corn 2 months ago:
It’s a cute dog.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 3 months ago:
Bruce and the Bruce’s
- Comment on For you little deviants. 3 months ago:
Yes that formula is steamy 🥴
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 4 months ago:
Half-Life 2
- Comment on thank goodness 5 months ago:
I’m still confused, how do you get the 1.25 PT Cruisers?
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 5 months ago:
They were told to make a graph that increases and that’s what they did.
- Comment on Time to pluralize titles. 7 months ago:
Jurassic Parks (And Recreation)
Back To The Futures
City Of Totoros
- Comment on I felt sorry for them 9 months ago:
Traumatized a billion FBI agents across 27000 dimensions, good job!
- Comment on Bookmark 9 months ago:
Looks so cute, what a wholesome shit post.
- Comment on Zach Braff Joins ‘Scrubs’ Reboot in Development at ABC 9 months ago:
Then Zach should play Bob Kelso in the reboot.
- Comment on Shower thought: Valve could do the ultimate boss-move this year 10 months ago:
They are actively monitoring for “HL3 confirmed” and adds a hour to the release time for each they find.
The current release date is in the year 252525.
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 10 months ago:
Ich had kein problem reading die comment.
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 10 months ago:
And the same side all night because she can’t move around, her arm must be so numb.
- Comment on I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device gatekeeps my gender 10 months ago:
My size (9) is constantly sold out. I was wondering if you experience fewer sold-out issues with your size.
- Comment on Do it 11 months ago:
Forth Erolingas in my ass.
- Comment on Who needs to retire anyway? 11 months ago:
I think Weird Al also references it: youtu.be/dU95v23MQ4c