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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

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    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Observation: this looks like piss Question: is this piss? Hypothesis: this is probably piss Experiment: drink the piss Analysis: tastes like piss Conclusion: it’s piss

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sometimes it be like that.

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.

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      • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?

        Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

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      • chevy9294@monero.town ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is probably worse than piss.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Rivella?

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      • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.

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      • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Piss + THF

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    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.

      I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)

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      • prex@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.

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      • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        malted grain

        You mean aborted barley fetuses?

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  • XOXOX@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

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    • subtext@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      H20 H2O

      H2S04 H2SO4

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        H2Pizzle

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    • clif@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :

      Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

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    • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go

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    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sadly the Erlenmeyer flask was previously used for some nasty water soluble compounds and just looks clean.

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        rinse -> acetic acid -> rinse -> Acqua regia-> Rinse -> Pirahna solution -> Rinse -> 500°C oven -> Rinse

        I would then drink from it without even worrying

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    • XOXOX@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

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      • Claidheamh@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        H2O, not H20.

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    • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lab grade ethanol

      That’s usually methylated spirit. It probably won’t kill you, but you’ll lose your vision.

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      • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        methylated spirits are the ones used for cleaning, lab grade ethanol needs to be just ethanol or some reactions might fail, however in some badly managed labs you might find mislabeled stuff and have contaminants

        still, you shouldn’t drink it anyways, as some producers use the highly carcinogenic benzene to make pure 100% ethanol, as distillation with water can only get you up to the 95,6% azeotrope, and some benzene might make it’s way in the product

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  • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol

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    • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Methanol: not even once

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This makes me think of NileRed

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    • KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”

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      • Jakylla@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “And next time, I’ll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium”

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    • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here

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  • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m just glad she’s wearing earings and makeup like a good female.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Women doing science? Preposterous.

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have we communally decided where the proper line should be drawn between lifestyle acceptance, and calling out stereotypes in media? I get what you’re insinuating, but some women do actually seem to enjoy wearing earrings. You could just as notably call out the fact that she has long hair.

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      • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Some women also commit suicide by drinking lethal chemicals, but that doesn’t mean this picture makes sense.

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  • ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Even if i was modeling I don’t think I could do this.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with a little piss chug every here and there? Asking for a friend.

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      • ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nothing as long as it’s not out of a beaker :)

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve done this. Chemistry equipment is good for bongs too.

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I themed the wet bar in my basement as a laboratory. There’s a drying rack on the wall that I use to store 15 mL beakers that I use a shot glasses. It’s fun. I’ve also found that a hot plate stirer with a thermometer probe and a vacuum filtration setup makes the best clarified butter easy as a snap!

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Enjoy your benzene

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  • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!

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  • LaterRedditor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    EHS would approve the eye protection at least.

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  • Sagittarii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least she’s wearing gloves!

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bottoms up

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  • nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s some tasty chlorine

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees

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  • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ahhhh, this feels so wrong :((((

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