Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.
Happy Weekend boiz
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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XOXOX@lemmy.world 2 years ago
subtext@lemmy.world 2 years ago
H20 H2O
H2S04 H2SO4
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
H2Pizzle
clif@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :
Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Sadly the Erlenmeyer flask was previously used for some nasty water soluble compounds and just looks clean.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
rinse -> acetic acid -> rinse -> Acqua regia-> Rinse -> Pirahna solution -> Rinse -> 500°C oven -> Rinse
I would then drink from it without even worrying
XOXOX@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
lab grade ethanol
That’s usually methylated spirit. It probably won’t kill you, but you’ll lose your vision.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
methylated spirits are the ones used for cleaning, lab grade ethanol needs to be just ethanol or some reactions might fail, however in some badly managed labs you might find mislabeled stuff and have contaminants
still, you shouldn’t drink it anyways, as some producers use the highly carcinogenic benzene to make pure 100% ethanol, as distillation with water can only get you up to the 95,6% azeotrope, and some benzene might make it’s way in the product
tilefan@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 years ago
Methanol: not even once
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 2 years ago
KellysNokia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”
Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
“And next time, I’ll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium”
burgersc12@mander.xyz 2 years ago
Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here
4oreman@lemy.lol 2 years ago
I’m just glad she’s wearing earings and makeup like a good female.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
Women doing science? Preposterous.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Have we communally decided where the proper line should be drawn between lifestyle acceptance, and calling out stereotypes in media? I get what you’re insinuating, but some women do actually seem to enjoy wearing earrings. You could just as notably call out the fact that she has long hair.
4oreman@lemy.lol 2 years ago
Some women also commit suicide by drinking lethal chemicals, but that doesn’t mean this picture makes sense.
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 years ago
Even if i was modeling I don’t think I could do this.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
What’s wrong with a little piss chug every here and there? Asking for a friend.
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 years ago
Nothing as long as it’s not out of a beaker :)
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’ve done this. Chemistry equipment is good for bongs too.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I themed the wet bar in my basement as a laboratory. There’s a drying rack on the wall that I use to store 15 mL beakers that I use a shot glasses. It’s fun. I’ve also found that a hot plate stirer with a thermometer probe and a vacuum filtration setup makes the best clarified butter easy as a snap!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Enjoy your benzene
rustydomino@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
EHS would approve the eye protection at least.
Sagittarii@lemm.ee 2 years ago
At least she’s wearing gloves!
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 years ago
Bottoms up
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
No.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s some tasty chlorine
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees
flora_explora@beehaw.org 2 years ago
Ahhhh, this feels so wrong :((((
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Observation: this looks like piss Question: is this piss? Hypothesis: this is probably piss Experiment: drink the piss Analysis: tastes like piss Conclusion: it’s piss
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
Sometimes it be like that.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?
Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.
chevy9294@monero.town 2 years ago
Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
This is probably worse than piss.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Rivella?
M137@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 years ago
Piss + THF
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.
I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)
prex@aussie.zone 2 years ago
“Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.
Enkrod@feddit.org 2 years ago
You mean aborted barley fetuses?