Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.
Happy Weekend boiz
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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XOXOX@lemmy.world 8 months ago
subtext@lemmy.world 8 months ago
H20 H2O
H2S04 H2SO4
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
H2Pizzle
clif@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :
Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go
VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Sadly the Erlenmeyer flask was previously used for some nasty water soluble compounds and just looks clean.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
rinse -> acetic acid -> rinse -> Acqua regia-> Rinse -> Pirahna solution -> Rinse -> 500°C oven -> Rinse
I would then drink from it without even worrying
XOXOX@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.
emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
lab grade ethanol
That’s usually methylated spirit. It probably won’t kill you, but you’ll lose your vision.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
methylated spirits are the ones used for cleaning, lab grade ethanol needs to be just ethanol or some reactions might fail, however in some badly managed labs you might find mislabeled stuff and have contaminants
still, you shouldn’t drink it anyways, as some producers use the highly carcinogenic benzene to make pure 100% ethanol, as distillation with water can only get you up to the 95,6% azeotrope, and some benzene might make it’s way in the product
tilefan@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 8 months ago
Methanol: not even once
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 8 months ago
KellysNokia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”
Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
“And next time, I’ll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium”
burgersc12@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here
4oreman@lemy.lol 8 months ago
I’m just glad she’s wearing earings and makeup like a good female.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Women doing science? Preposterous.
myrrh@ttrpg.network 8 months ago
…my wife’s a mad scientist: well, she’s a senior scientist and she’s mad pretty often…
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Have we communally decided where the proper line should be drawn between lifestyle acceptance, and calling out stereotypes in media? I get what you’re insinuating, but some women do actually seem to enjoy wearing earrings. You could just as notably call out the fact that she has long hair.
4oreman@lemy.lol 8 months ago
Some women also commit suicide by drinking lethal chemicals, but that doesn’t mean this picture makes sense.
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 8 months ago
Even if i was modeling I don’t think I could do this.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
What’s wrong with a little piss chug every here and there? Asking for a friend.
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 8 months ago
Nothing as long as it’s not out of a beaker :)
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’ve done this. Chemistry equipment is good for bongs too.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I themed the wet bar in my basement as a laboratory. There’s a drying rack on the wall that I use to store 15 mL beakers that I use a shot glasses. It’s fun. I’ve also found that a hot plate stirer with a thermometer probe and a vacuum filtration setup makes the best clarified butter easy as a snap!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Enjoy your benzene
rustydomino@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!
LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 8 months ago
EHS would approve the eye protection at least.
Sagittarii@lemm.ee 8 months ago
At least she’s wearing gloves!
Agent641@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
Bottoms up
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
No.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s some tasty chlorine
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees
flora_explora@beehaw.org 8 months ago
Ahhhh, this feels so wrong :((((
Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Observation: this looks like piss Question: is this piss? Hypothesis: this is probably piss Experiment: drink the piss Analysis: tastes like piss Conclusion: it’s piss
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Sometimes it be like that.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?
Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.
chevy9294@monero.town 8 months ago
Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
This is probably worse than piss.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Rivella?
M137@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 months ago
Piss + THF
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.
I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)
prex@aussie.zone 8 months ago
“Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.
Enkrod@feddit.org 8 months ago
You mean aborted barley fetuses?