Happy Weekend boiz

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Observation: this looks like piss Question: is this piss? Hypothesis: this is probably piss Experiment: drink the piss Analysis: tastes like piss Conclusion: it’s piss

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes it be like that.

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?

      Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

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    • chevy9294@monero.town ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is probably worse than piss.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rivella?

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Worse health-wise, but probably not worse in how disgusting one would think it is to drink.

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    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Piss + THF

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  • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.

    I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)

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    • prex@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Sinking piss” is Australian for drinking.

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    • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      malted grain

      You mean aborted barley fetuses?

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• XOXOX@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

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  • subtext@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    H20 H2O

    H2S04 H2SO4

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      H2Pizzle

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  • clif@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :

    Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Two chemists enter a bar. One orders a glass of H2O. The other chemist says I’ll have a glass of H2O too. He bleached his throat and died.

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• isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go

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  • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sadly the Erlenmeyer flask was previously used for some nasty water soluble compounds and just looks clean.

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      rinse -> acetic acid -> rinse -> Acqua regia-> Rinse -> Pirahna solution -> Rinse -> 500°C oven -> Rinse

      I would then drink from it without even worrying

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  • XOXOX@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

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    • Claidheamh@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      H2O, not H20.

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  • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    lab grade ethanol

    That’s usually methylated spirit. It probably won’t kill you, but you’ll lose your vision.

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    • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      methylated spirits are the ones used for cleaning, lab grade ethanol needs to be just ethanol or some reactions might fail, however in some badly managed labs you might find mislabeled stuff and have contaminants

      still, you shouldn’t drink it anyways, as some producers use the highly carcinogenic benzene to make pure 100% ethanol, as distillation with water can only get you up to the 95,6% azeotrope, and some benzene might make it’s way in the product

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• tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Methanol: not even once

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• cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This makes me think of NileRed

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  • KellysNokia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”

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    • Jakylla@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “And next time, I’ll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium”

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m just glad she’s wearing earings and makeup like a good female.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Women doing science? Preposterous.

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    • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …my wife’s a mad scientist: well, she’s a senior scientist and she’s mad pretty often…

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  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have we communally decided where the proper line should be drawn between lifestyle acceptance, and calling out stereotypes in media? I get what you’re insinuating, but some women do actually seem to enjoy wearing earrings. You could just as notably call out the fact that she has long hair.

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    • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some women also commit suicide by drinking lethal chemicals, but that doesn’t mean this picture makes sense.

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• ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Even if i was modeling I don’t think I could do this.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with a little piss chug every here and there? Asking for a friend.

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    • ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nothing as long as it’s not out of a beaker :)

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve done this. Chemistry equipment is good for bongs too.

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    • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I themed the wet bar in my basement as a laboratory. There’s a drying rack on the wall that I use to store 15 mL beakers that I use a shot glasses. It’s fun. I’ve also found that a hot plate stirer with a thermometer probe and a vacuum filtration setup makes the best clarified butter easy as a snap!

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Enjoy your benzene

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• rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!

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• LaterRedditor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  EHS would approve the eye protection at least.

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• Sagittarii@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least she’s wearing gloves!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bottoms up

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• nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s some tasty chlorine

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees

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• flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ahhhh, this feels so wrong :((((

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