stoicmaverick
@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
- Comment on The 1996 experience 4 days ago:
Get your normal ass, well-adjusted, vanilla bullshit out of here. I want to know what her chest hair feels like on my cheeks.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
And from Barbie to the Kardashians.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
Max level with optional Prestige level reset is “Mineral Oil Enema”
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
- Comment on Sorry, honey 6 days ago:
Don’t make it weird. Just type up a little agenda with times and acts and whatnot. Add a paragraph or two at the end explaining why. She’ll know you really care. Now, whether you email her a digital copy with a signature field, or have her sign it in front of you when you pick her up is just a matter of personal style.
- Comment on Load me up 1 week ago:
Me: “I regularly start drinking before 10am.” Them: “That’s out of control and unhealthy. You should start going to meetings before you wind up dead.” Me: “I put orange juice in it.” Them: “tight.”
- Comment on Can't wait. 2 weeks ago:
PONY AND FUCKING BOLOGNA!!
- Comment on Choose! 2 months ago:
We really need to normalize capes, both formal and casual.
- Comment on two sided 3 months ago:
It’s like Clark Kent’s glasses, but a crop-top.
- Comment on two sided 3 months ago:
No.
- Comment on bold words 3 months ago:
I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
- Comment on bold words 3 months ago:
Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
- Comment on The Wagon 4 months ago:
HE SAID SWAP THE GENITALS!
- Comment on Mafs 5 months ago:
Could be Australian.
- Comment on The Wagon 5 months ago:
Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won’t touch your butt uninvited, but I’m cool with it.
- Comment on The Wagon 5 months ago:
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…
- Comment on corn 6 months ago:
Throw it in the microwave.
- Comment on Umm, okay then... 7 months ago:
She does love fruits.
- Comment on feeling fruity 8 months ago:
I think it’s a nice tape.
- Comment on Epic Rap Battles - Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson. Epic Rap Battles of History (Now I've gone down an ERB rabbit hole, I'll see you in a couple days) 8 months ago:
Bill Gates versus Steve Jobs is my favorite.
- Comment on What does a skinwalker fear? 9 months ago:
In winter, you have to watch out for the skinskeletons. They’re REALLY fast.
- Comment on What does a skinwalker fear? 9 months ago:
The skinrunners are only running to get away from the skinpolevaulters.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 10 months ago:
Hole queen
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 10 months ago:
Thanks commenter! That’s why I posted it. I knew this would happen.
- Comment on Male 10 months ago:
Butt baby
- Comment on Horny🧠 10 months ago:
I would be fascinated to talk to this person. As a straight cis male dude guy, this is just all day, every day. I’d be like hearing someone describe the sun who’s never been outside before in the whole life.
- Comment on Are animals right or left 'handed'? 11 months ago:
You just typed all that out so that you could tell us all that your cats are named Mulder and Scully and I’m happy that you did. Nice. My friend’s two cats are named Brunhilda, and Dawg.
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 11 months ago:
Cool. I fancy myself a bit of a word neard, so I find this stuff interesting… so a dildo is masculine then?
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 11 months ago:
Real, but slightly meta question: who decides the gender of new things? Like, who decided if cellphones, or AI, or computers are male or female? What is the gender of a dildo?
