stoicmaverick
@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
- Comment on Creamy 3 weeks ago:
Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?
- Comment on Git good, son 5 weeks ago:
The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.
- Comment on Git good, son 5 weeks ago:
Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.
- Comment on Git good, son 5 weeks ago:
FACT!
- Comment on GRIZZLODILE 2 months ago:
They can only do that for about half of one body length though. It’s not really a run, so much as a spring forward to surprise something with their murder mouth, and then pull it back into the water.
- Comment on A Right-Wing News Channel Struggles to Sanewash Trump 2 months ago:
My cousin signed up for a YouTube Premium trial, then, not 4 months later, BOOM! Testicular cancer.
- Comment on Anon is a tour guide at a museum 2 months ago:
No. It was his Johnson.
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Second only to a death, divorce is the biggest possible deal for a family, and I’m tired of people pretending like it’s not. It’s valid in cases of abuse, or if the unhappiness is to a degree where it becomes emotionally damaging to the kids, but divorce should not even be put on the list of available options. Divorce is what you do when none of the available options end up working.
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Do you have kids? I used to hate when people would ask me that question before I had kids, because it seems to imply that having them places your opinion on a higher tier. Now that I do, I try and avoid it as much as possible for that reason, but I do understand that parenting is one of the theaters where theory space, and optimal practice, can be very different. The fact is, they never have to know, at least until they’re old enough to understand. They don’t have to know that Dad is sad when he’s alone with Mom, because we still have fun and laugh as a family when they are present. The lesson that I’m teaching them by example, is that it is better to have one bedroom than two, then to have to decide whether they want to live with mom or dad most of the time, that even though Mom and Dad civilly argue sometimes, we can still be a family, and be happy most of the time, rather than give up on a promise made before they were born because of factors they can’t possibly understand yet.
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Oh hey. Did you spend some time as an adolescent male in the 90’s as well? I thought I recognized you.
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Porn is the only reason I am still married. After our second kid, my wife’s already low sex drive dropped to asexual. She is a wonderful mother, but she is either willfully or ignorantly oblivious to any romantic advance. I get, on average, about one fully clothed, under-the-covers hand job every 6 months or so that’s so unenthusiastic that I am reminded why I stopped trying to get her to do it. I am sexually starving. The only thing I want in the world right now is to feel the warm touch of someone who actually wants to touch me again, but I’d rather die, lonely, but married to her than let my kids grow up in a broken home…
So ya, I jerk off to porn after she goes to bed.
- Comment on elucidating 🤌🏼 3 months ago:
How about this one: ‘Useless doesn’t mean valueless’
Thoughts?
- Comment on elucidating 🤌🏼 3 months ago:
Awesome! Two questions: 1. Could you pitch some of your material as having a possible future application of radically increasing packing efficiency for airline bound luggage? And, 2. What’s your favorite kind of nuclear pasta?
- Comment on elucidating 🤌🏼 3 months ago:
I’d like to see someone hand an LLM as many abstract sections as they can possibly find, and then have it generate the most generic, meaningless, fluff piece abstract/grant proposal/possibly silicon valley startup loan application, the world has ever seen.
- Comment on elucidating 🤌🏼 3 months ago:
Depends. What’s your field?
- Comment on Inside a Nuclear Power Plant 3 months ago:
I don’t know why, but I am SUPER into this meme format.
- Comment on Inside a Nuclear Power Plant 3 months ago:
Did you check ALL of your elephants?
- Comment on "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss" 3 months ago:
Do it again, but include sneezing this time.
- Comment on Happy Weekend boiz 3 months ago:
Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.
- Comment on Happy Weekend boiz 3 months ago:
Unless you’re drinking port, in which case you legally have to yell “TO INDUSTRY!”
- Comment on Happy Weekend boiz 3 months ago:
Ya, that… that’s my point…
- Comment on Happy Weekend boiz 3 months ago:
That could be argued, but where does it stop? New stir bars? New thermometer probe every time?
- Comment on Happy Weekend boiz 3 months ago:
Have we communally decided where the proper line should be drawn between lifestyle acceptance, and calling out stereotypes in media? I get what you’re insinuating, but some women do actually seem to enjoy wearing earrings. You could just as notably call out the fact that she has long hair.
- Comment on Happy Weekend boiz 3 months ago:
I themed the wet bar in my basement as a laboratory. There’s a drying rack on the wall that I use to store 15 mL beakers that I use a shot glasses. It’s fun. I’ve also found that a hot plate stirer with a thermometer probe and a vacuum filtration setup makes the best clarified butter easy as a snap!
- Comment on Larry and the Legend of the Ligand Key 3 months ago:
Only the hentai adaptation. Why?
- Comment on Larry and the Legend of the Ligand Key 3 months ago:
I had the reverse problem, where I’m basically aware of all of the above, but I stared at it for like five straight minutes trying to figure out if there was a deeper joke relating to what the molecules were actually supposed to be, but I think I read too far into it.
- Comment on I'm so sorry 3 months ago:
No. It’s empty. I might as well have said “every giraffe that I currently own”.
- Comment on I'm so sorry 3 months ago:
All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.
- Comment on I'm so sorry 3 months ago:
Is trump still doing Cameo?
- Comment on Basically a van 4 months ago:
Damn. She thicc…