stoicmaverick
@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
- Comment on Copper 21 hours ago:
If you want to do it, but don’t have a proper sounding rod, you can just use your house key instead.
- Comment on Copper 1 day ago:
What software did you use to model this, btw?
- Comment on Copper 1 day ago:
Well goddamn… Ok. Go ahead and dm me your home address, phone number, social and/or tax id number, the name of the street you grew up on, the name of your favorite teacher, the IMEI number of your cellphone, a high resolution set of your fingerprints, and a list of your three greatest fears, and I’ll get your sticker sent over as soon as I can.
- Comment on Copper 2 days ago:
Okay, who gets to be the lucky one to calculate the amount of time that thing could heat sink a pegged, modern, 120w TDP CPU before it throttles at 100C? I’ll give you a sticker.
- Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples 2 weeks ago:
Where does the dick get stored?
- Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples 2 weeks ago:
What’s type F have going on?
- Comment on The 1996 experience 3 weeks ago:
Get your normal ass, well-adjusted, vanilla bullshit out of here. I want to know what her chest hair feels like on my cheeks.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 3 weeks ago:
And from Barbie to the Kardashians.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 3 weeks ago:
Max level with optional Prestige level reset is “Mineral Oil Enema”
- Comment on The 1996 experience 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sorry, honey 3 weeks ago:
Don’t make it weird. Just type up a little agenda with times and acts and whatnot. Add a paragraph or two at the end explaining why. She’ll know you really care. Now, whether you email her a digital copy with a signature field, or have her sign it in front of you when you pick her up is just a matter of personal style.
- Comment on Load me up 4 weeks ago:
Me: “I regularly start drinking before 10am.” Them: “That’s out of control and unhealthy. You should start going to meetings before you wind up dead.” Me: “I put orange juice in it.” Them: “tight.”
- Comment on Can't wait. 5 weeks ago:
PONY AND FUCKING BOLOGNA!!
- Comment on Choose! 2 months ago:
We really need to normalize capes, both formal and casual.
- Comment on two sided 4 months ago:
It’s like Clark Kent’s glasses, but a crop-top.
- Comment on two sided 4 months ago:
No.
- Comment on bold words 4 months ago:
I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
- Comment on bold words 4 months ago:
Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
- Comment on The Wagon 5 months ago:
HE SAID SWAP THE GENITALS!
- Comment on Mafs 5 months ago:
Could be Australian.
- Comment on The Wagon 5 months ago:
Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won’t touch your butt uninvited, but I’m cool with it.
- Comment on The Wagon 5 months ago:
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…
- Comment on corn 6 months ago:
Throw it in the microwave.
- Comment on Umm, okay then... 7 months ago:
She does love fruits.
- Comment on feeling fruity 8 months ago:
I think it’s a nice tape.
- Comment on Epic Rap Battles - Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson. Epic Rap Battles of History (Now I've gone down an ERB rabbit hole, I'll see you in a couple days) 9 months ago:
Bill Gates versus Steve Jobs is my favorite.
- Comment on What does a skinwalker fear? 10 months ago:
In winter, you have to watch out for the skinskeletons. They’re REALLY fast.
- Comment on What does a skinwalker fear? 10 months ago:
The skinrunners are only running to get away from the skinpolevaulters.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 11 months ago:
Hole queen
