stoicmaverick
@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hello lovelies!!! 4 days ago:
It’s cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.
- Comment on Hello lovelies!!! 4 days ago:
I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 4 days ago:
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, bit I got too phat.
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 4 days ago:
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 4 days ago:
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
- Comment on Nice clean shoes 1 week ago:
Thank you for your question.
Option 1: “I’m not fixing your computer until you sort out the octopus bullshit going on behind your desk”
Option 2: “The cable adapter you’re looking for is probably in this box, but it’s pretty octopussy in there.” Then hold firm, direct eye contact with a serious face until they respond.
- Comment on Nice clean shoes 1 week ago:
You’re clearly a bit of a fellow word nerd. Do you have any feelings about the fact that none of that matters anymore if we all just agree that it doesn’t, which one could have an easy time arguing that we have? Sometimes, after spending a rousing five minutes explaining the MOST correct pluralization of ‘octopus’, the only answer I can give to the inevitable question of “why does it matter?” Is “it doesn’t”.
- Comment on Nice clean shoes 1 week ago:
What’s up with the +1 heart on this comment?
- Comment on Nice clean shoes 1 week ago:
Except for the reason why we have different words for ‘chicken’ while it’s alive, and ‘poultry’ after it’s been slaughtered.
- Comment on Nice clean shoes 1 week ago:
Don’t even get me started on whoever decided that through, trough, and though, don’t rhyme, but pony and Bologna do. I bet he was a colonel who kept a journal… Asshole…
- Comment on Nice clean shoes 1 week ago:
Not necessarily true. I just cleaned my bedroom, and it’s still fucked up.
- Comment on Which one of you? 1 week ago:
How are you guys doing?
- Comment on Which one of you? 1 week ago:
Did you report it?
- Comment on Is lemmy now what reddit used to be 10+ years ago? 4 weeks ago:
I forgot about Digg. Whatever happened to it?
- Comment on As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547 1 month ago:
Ah. The Pepe Frog Phenomenon.
- Comment on As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547 1 month ago:
What’s wrong with the OK sign?
- Comment on Root Vegetable Abuse 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t say that I’m, like, INTO carrots or anything, but I’d try a carrot if the moment felt right… And nobody I know would possibly find out that I tried one obviously.
- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 month ago:
No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.
- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 month ago:
*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 month ago:
Not my butthole door.
- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 month ago:
Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
- Comment on Those were the days 2 months ago:
Ya, but you could save a whole 99¢ doing it.
- Comment on How many floors are under an apartment on the second floor? (No basement) 2 months ago:
My inner computer scientist likes this framing, and understands its logic. My inner, and much less influential human being, hates it a lot AF.
- Comment on Here is my dog, Oscar. 2 months ago:
Inadequate.
- Comment on Here is my dog, Oscar. 2 months ago:
Explain.
- Comment on Nurses with an overbearing manager, how do you pass time at work without getting caught? 2 months ago:
Ya dude. It’s like, I hate when I’m watching football, and I see some of the players sitting on the bench between plays. Lazy fucks.
- Comment on What's inside the London Tower Bridge? 2 months ago:
No stupid questions here. Only the occasional stupid answer.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
And let me tell you about the manufacturing history of Mitsubishi…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
That has a high likelihood of also disabling the car.
- Comment on and they were roommates 2 months ago:
A shame that neither of them ever took a wife.