stoicmaverick

@stoicmaverick@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be fascinated to talk to this person. As a straight cis male dude guy, this is just all day, every day. I’d be like hearing someone describe the sun who’s never been outside before in the whole life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are animals right or left 'handed'?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just typed all that out so that you could tell us all that your cats are named Mulder and Scully and I’m happy that you did. Nice. My friend’s two cats are named Brunhilda, and Dawg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool. I fancy myself a bit of a word neard, so I find this stuff interesting… so a dildo is masculine then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real, but slightly meta question: who decides the gender of new things? Like, who decided if cellphones, or AI, or computers are male or female? What is the gender of a dildo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then your first argument just got creamed by your second one, because the prostate isn’t stimulated with every ejaculation. It’s just a contributor to the final Batter-Blast™ just like the testes. The difference, is that trans rectal manipulation of the prostate, either with, or without simultaneous stimulation of the penits, yields a much different and usually stronger Cummingtonite, than without it. Actually, this would be a lot easier with an example, do you have a prostate, or one nearby that you can use?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like the kind of person who’s never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cumpera?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At the bottom of a case of Gatorade and zinc supplements. Give him a bit…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck cars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to humbly disagree with your premise. Ice engines only seem simpler because we’ve been doing it for so long that it seems normal, but the concept is insane when broken down. This is a machine which translates thousands of tiny explosions into smooth rotation at the wheels. An electric motor only has one moving part, and no metal on metal contact except for the bearings.

  Electric vehicles still have to adhere to the parts and documentation availability standards of ice engines, it just feels different because you’re talking about primarily electronics parts rather than something that a machinist could make for you like we’re currently used to. It’s true that you can’t troubleshoot an electric vehicle without a multimeter, and a code reader, but you also can’t fix an ice engine without wrenches, a variety of consumable fluids, proprietary gaskets and fittings, etc.

  Additionally, ice vehicles subjectively have a more open source feel to them because of the complexity inherent to the design. You can add power or change the dynamics of the car by modifying the intake, exhaust, valve profile, spark timing, and a million other things, but that’s because all those are factors in the way that it works. An electric motor doesn’t have any of that, and unless you want to modify the power going into the motor in a way that it was not designed to handle, there’s really nothing that can be changed due to the simplicity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like you wrote another six paragraphs about all the reasons why she asked your wife that specific question before deleting it all… I feel that feels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand that. You might want to look up what the definition of a synapse is, but honest questioner seeking real answers in your area: your crush, presuming no ethical, or moral complications, would you rather she A: let you give her a 5-minute foot massage with oil, or B: show you her bare breasts from six feet away. Defend your answer with citations as necessary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope i don't get downvoted for this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s jealousy dog. Attractive women don’t go letting everybody see their boobs and butt for no reason. Is a trip to a public pool just like an unyielding, diamond hard erection for you people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*play imagine being sung by random white celeb*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  y tho…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough info. What wattage of microwave? What size and filling of the burrito? Is he allowed to drink water and/or wine between bites? Have you recently modified the DNS settings on the microwave?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait a second....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok… Now what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pelicans will literally try to eat anything⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream season is soon upon us!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …Just the weirdest boner right now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pelicans will literally try to eat anything⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Them: white Kevin

  You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you’ve ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say “well, it’s time to do the thing I came here to do.” Stand, watching them until they walk away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the cancer therapy?.. Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨glorious stock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about that little green guy there? What’s he getting up to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sofabomba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Vice President?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was your valentines day weekend?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell ya! Stuff that crust!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was your valentines day weekend?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did the probe buy you dinner first? I imagine it was awkward with the radiologist being a third wheel the whole time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm no watermelon 🍉⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya. I assumed the D was for Diana, but that dialogue wasn’t in the original cartoon right? It’s been a while since I’ve watched it, but the cartoons of '90s and 'aughts were a pretty wild ride by current standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm no watermelon 🍉⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sauce!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checking in⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch game recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just tried goose game with co-op for the first time. It went pretty well. I’ll have to try the other one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch game recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His brother and I has it. It’s a little complicated right now, but he’s getting there.