Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned.

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.

  it’s a egg white replacement.

  it would just curdle in hot drinks

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s the joke about every generation thinking they invented sex? That, but with cum cooking, I guess: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    Just today’s lucky 10,000 for this topic ig

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  • Neondragon25@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That readers also enjoy section under it…hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.

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• YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just leaving Semenology here

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• Omnipitaph@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Blood too :D

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• besmtt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• ckmnstr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”

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• EvilFonzy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Probably?

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    • sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Probably? PROBABLY? Where’s your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Or blood.

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  • knightmare1147@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.

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    • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Black pudding is great

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s why I have a copy of Natural Harvest along with my other cook and recipe books.

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Accidental art history major. Tempera paints are great.

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  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cumpera?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.

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• terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They said Mind not…

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it’s considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross

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