EvilFonzy
@EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's all a Mandela effect 1 day ago:
Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 1 week ago:
“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”
- Comment on Wheeee! 1 week ago:
Dad?
- Comment on Can I go too? 1 week ago:
All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Protection 2 weeks ago:
“I see the problem, your AP is in the Faraday Chasity Cage. Closing ticket.”
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 3 weeks ago:
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
- Comment on Goals in 1871 4 weeks ago:
Modern hearse drivers get so mad when you hotbox that shit.
- Comment on Rye 5 weeks ago:
“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 1 month ago:
“Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards.”
- Comment on They don't always surrender! 1 month ago:
I just love a multilingual portmanteau!
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 1 month ago:
Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I’ll let myself out…
- Comment on How I view others in social media 1 month ago:
Punchline in Brazil!!
- Comment on Decisions decisions 1 month ago:
It’s the Rock Bottom! Bah God, he has parents!
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 2 months ago:
My age totally did gone!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 months ago:
I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 2 months ago:
It’s AI slop AND the water didn’t turn to wine?! I’m going home.
- Comment on Ugly Big Box Stores are Literally Bankrupting Cities 2 months ago:
It was literally the point of them: massive corporations taking equity away from local communities.
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 2 months ago:
I’d look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!
- Comment on Ben Shapiro getting knocked out by a boxing bag 3 months ago:
The algorithm wouldn’t lie to you.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
Is this the bottom half of Loss?
- Comment on Going on Reddit today be like... 3 months ago:
They’re pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she’s fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.
- Comment on Can't unsee 6 months ago:
Elonald Trusk!
- Comment on I always get them confused. 9 months ago:
I believe I am currently on those drugs! To me, this means that sci-fi is usually written starting from the universe and then focuses down to the individual, but fantasy is written from the individual up to the world. Sci-fi has more of a universe building focus and fantasy has more of a personal and character development focus.
- Comment on Amazing 1 year ago:
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
- Comment on Progress! 1 year ago:
In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.
