EvilFonzy
@EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her? 1 week ago:
Yeah, I guess. If you’re going to half ass it.
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 1 week ago:
I.S.S. is based on that, there was a Cloverfield spin off that was pretty similar, too. I’m sure there are a bunch more, and I’d be interested to see them, too.
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 1 week ago:
He’s asking how young the girls in space are, and they’re thinking about all of the Sci-Fi movies where the Earth blows up and astronauts have to watch it go.
- Comment on I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her? 1 week ago:
Everyone knows that the rule is you take your age subtract 1, then add .5 and that’s who you can date. Anything more than that .5 is grounds for termination. You know what you need to do.
- Comment on How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented! 1 month ago:
Simple. The Internet wasn’t invented, it was discovered. ‘Viruses’ have been aware of its existence from the beginning of time even though we so-called ‘humans’ weren’t. Source: You can trust me, dawg.
- Comment on cats are so silly 2 months ago:
She liked other bacon, but Wendy’s was the only one she’d get aggressive over.
- Comment on cats are so silly 2 months ago:
My cat did that with Wendys bacon specifically. She would try and pull it out of our mouths. She loved it so much that we’d stop after vet visits to get her a side of bacon.
- Comment on Are you friends with any AI bots? 5 months ago:
AI characters do nothing but spew meaningless platitudes and generic advice dressed up as a personality. That’s like considering the horoscope section on a random website to be your sister.
- Comment on The infallebility of myself is the best source 5 months ago:
I think that’s a reference to the Unabomber.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 6 months ago:
This lines up with what I’ve been shouting into the void whenever I read a news article. “Where are the fucking adults?!”
- Comment on US Bureau of Prisons moves to end union protections for its workers - 35,000 employees stripped of union rights 6 months ago:
A cynic might say that this is gearing up to remove any prison workers who would be against torturing brown and trans people because they haven’t been productive enough for Unilever or similar. Good thing that won’t happen!
- Comment on Harry Poet in the flash 6 months ago:
I was happy for him for a minute there. Then I realized my dyslexic mistake.
- Comment on Just a shit post 6 months ago:
I always wondered what’s going on in RFK Jr’s head.
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- Comment on Why doesn't Food Network do product placement in there shows? Would they not earn more money by a host saying I use this hot sauce name drop but you can use whatever? 6 months ago:
My wife and I point it out like a drinking game when they show random close-ups of the brand badge on ovens. It’s kind of like they’re cutting to the oven for a reaction shot. They do it at least once a segment on every competition show I’ve watched.
- Comment on Can Humanity Stop A Planet-Killing Asteroid? 6 months ago:
We can’t even stop ourselves.
- Comment on Help a spaceship give birth before it collides with a star in Ultrasound 7 months ago:
These new ships in No Man’s Sky are getting abstract! Can I choose the dad and can it be Sonic the Hedgehog?
- Comment on bmw 7 months ago:
Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 8 months ago:
Looks like you lost your spoon…
- Comment on Sorry 8 months ago:
Then it asks you to contact them to troubleshoot or worse redirects you to an app store or web page for a full review. Best to just burn it all down and start over.
- Comment on Docked is the latest big machinery simulation game from Saber Interactive 8 months ago:
Stevedore Simulator 2026 is looking sick, fam!
- Comment on I should have this as my mobile wall paper 8 months ago:
People don’t text me enough Nazi bullshit for this to make sense in 2025.
- Comment on These shipping tape things 8 months ago:
Until then, look out Jean!
- Comment on These shipping tape things 8 months ago:
The ones where the plastic shield pressing against the box makes the little teeth plunge into the tape are friggin’ orgasmic.
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 8 months ago:
Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It’s the only way we can post on Insta…
- Comment on That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! 8 months ago:
When the robo-bunnies get invasive, we’ll send in robot coyotes, etc.
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 8 months ago:
Feel good from Mouth to South!
- Comment on It's all a Mandela effect 9 months ago:
Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 9 months ago:
“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”
- Comment on Wheeee! 9 months ago:
Dad?
