EvilFonzy
@EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Help a spaceship give birth before it collides with a star in Ultrasound 5 days ago:
These new ships in No Man’s Sky are getting abstract! Can I choose the dad and can it be Sonic the Hedgehog?
- Comment on bmw 1 week ago:
Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 3 weeks ago:
Looks like you lost your spoon…
- Comment on Sorry 3 weeks ago:
Then it asks you to contact them to troubleshoot or worse redirects you to an app store or web page for a full review. Best to just burn it all down and start over.
- Comment on Docked is the latest big machinery simulation game from Saber Interactive 3 weeks ago:
Stevedore Simulator 2026 is looking sick, fam!
- Comment on I should have this as my mobile wall paper 3 weeks ago:
People don’t text me enough Nazi bullshit for this to make sense in 2025.
- Comment on These shipping tape things 3 weeks ago:
Until then, look out Jean!
- Comment on These shipping tape things 4 weeks ago:
The ones where the plastic shield pressing against the box makes the little teeth plunge into the tape are friggin’ orgasmic.
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 4 weeks ago:
Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It’s the only way we can post on Insta…
- Comment on That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! 5 weeks ago:
When the robo-bunnies get invasive, we’ll send in robot coyotes, etc.
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 1 month ago:
Feel good from Mouth to South!
- Comment on It's all a Mandela effect 1 month ago:
Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 2 months ago:
“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”
- Comment on Wheeee! 2 months ago:
Dad?
- Comment on Can I go too? 2 months ago:
All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.
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- Comment on Protection 2 months ago:
“I see the problem, your AP is in the Faraday Chasity Cage. Closing ticket.”
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 2 months ago:
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
- Comment on Goals in 1871 2 months ago:
Modern hearse drivers get so mad when you hotbox that shit.
- Comment on Rye 3 months ago:
“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 3 months ago:
“Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards.”
- Comment on They don't always surrender! 3 months ago:
I just love a multilingual portmanteau!
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- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 3 months ago:
Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I’ll let myself out…
- Comment on How I view others in social media 3 months ago:
Punchline in Brazil!!
- Comment on Decisions decisions 3 months ago:
It’s the Rock Bottom! Bah God, he has parents!
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 3 months ago:
My age totally did gone!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 4 months ago:
I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 4 months ago:
It’s AI slop AND the water didn’t turn to wine?! I’m going home.
- Comment on Ugly Big Box Stores are Literally Bankrupting Cities 4 months ago:
It was literally the point of them: massive corporations taking equity away from local communities.
