EvilFonzy
@EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
- Comment on US Bureau of Prisons moves to end union protections for its workers - 35,000 employees stripped of union rights 2 days ago:
A cynic might say that this is gearing up to remove any prison workers who would be against torturing brown and trans people because they haven’t been productive enough for Unilever or similar. Good thing that won’t happen!
- Comment on Harry Poet in the flash 3 days ago:
I was happy for him for a minute there. Then I realized my dyslexic mistake.
- Comment on Just a shit post 5 days ago:
I always wondered what’s going on in RFK Jr’s head.
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- Comment on Why doesn't Food Network do product placement in there shows? Would they not earn more money by a host saying I use this hot sauce name drop but you can use whatever? 1 week ago:
My wife and I point it out like a drinking game when they show random close-ups of the brand badge on ovens. It’s kind of like they’re cutting to the oven for a reaction shot. They do it at least once a segment on every competition show I’ve watched.
- Comment on Can Humanity Stop A Planet-Killing Asteroid? 1 week ago:
We can’t even stop ourselves.
- Comment on Help a spaceship give birth before it collides with a star in Ultrasound 3 weeks ago:
These new ships in No Man’s Sky are getting abstract! Can I choose the dad and can it be Sonic the Hedgehog?
- Comment on bmw 4 weeks ago:
Step 1: Please pay your Signal Light Subscription of $36/month to enable the bulbs.
- Comment on I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette 5 weeks ago:
Looks like you lost your spoon…
- Comment on Sorry 5 weeks ago:
Then it asks you to contact them to troubleshoot or worse redirects you to an app store or web page for a full review. Best to just burn it all down and start over.
- Comment on Docked is the latest big machinery simulation game from Saber Interactive 1 month ago:
Stevedore Simulator 2026 is looking sick, fam!
- Comment on I should have this as my mobile wall paper 1 month ago:
People don’t text me enough Nazi bullshit for this to make sense in 2025.
- Comment on These shipping tape things 1 month ago:
Until then, look out Jean!
- Comment on These shipping tape things 1 month ago:
The ones where the plastic shield pressing against the box makes the little teeth plunge into the tape are friggin’ orgasmic.
- Comment on May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head 1 month ago:
Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It’s the only way we can post on Insta…
- Comment on That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! 1 month ago:
When the robo-bunnies get invasive, we’ll send in robot coyotes, etc.
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 2 months ago:
Feel good from Mouth to South!
- Comment on It's all a Mandela effect 2 months ago:
Where’s Goldilocks? SHOW ME THE GIRL!
- Comment on Batman... Get In There And Do Something! 2 months ago:
“Don’t just stare at it, Sabrina. Eat it.”
- Comment on Wheeee! 2 months ago:
Dad?
- Comment on Can I go too? 2 months ago:
All glory to the Christ Moth! May his lamp be forever bright and attractive.
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- Comment on Protection 3 months ago:
“I see the problem, your AP is in the Faraday Chasity Cage. Closing ticket.”
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 3 months ago:
But can I whip it into a cum meringue?
- Comment on Goals in 1871 3 months ago:
Modern hearse drivers get so mad when you hotbox that shit.
- Comment on Rye 3 months ago:
“I’m in love with the loaf of you.”
- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 4 months ago:
“Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards.”
- Comment on They don't always surrender! 4 months ago:
I just love a multilingual portmanteau!
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- Comment on Inspired by a friends current vacation 4 months ago:
Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I’ll let myself out…
