Amazing

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• Geek_King@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Let my people go…BROTHER!

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That sea won’t stop us tears tank top in half

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      tears red sea in half

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  • EvilFonzy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron’s staff… iykyk

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    • h3mlocke@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yahweh aka Jake the Snake!

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  • metostopholes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The Lord’s chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!

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  • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  HELL YEAH BROTHER

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Did Moses have a brother?

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  • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Hahahahahaha you’re a fucking genius friend

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• sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This based on what?

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Hulkamania.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Brotherrr

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Old episodes of tropic thunder

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Moses clearly owned a liquor still

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  • proper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    and has Chinese doll hair

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Or maybe not brother

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• ZoeyBear@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Hulk Hogan from wish?

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  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s actually from a failed cloning where the DNA from Hulk Hogan got mixed with Trevor Phillips from GTA V’s

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  • mephiska@kbin.run ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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  • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING MOTION SIBLING”

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!

  /rips off his shirt

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Isn’t that Noah?

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    • Moob@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.

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    • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Ohhhh, riiiiiiight

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• Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.

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  • czardestructo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Too much steroids

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    • Turd_Ferg@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      A tale as old as time

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  So science that it much be true

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• jlow@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I think the Gandalf one is more on point:

  www.snopes.com/…/3d-recreation-moses-hulk-hogan/

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Let’s say it was true: The hell did they recreate the model from anyway?

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Mozes’s wrestling video’s

      I really liked his 7 plagues head lock finisher

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Lmao I love it

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• Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.

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  • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion

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  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Passage?

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    • Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Somewhere in the book of McMahon

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It’s Jesse Ventura!

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Legit comment, the jaw isn’t slack

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• Brickardo@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Parting the waters with a leg drop

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• Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  BROTHER

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• jlow@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  So is his skin silver or is it because color hadn’t been invented yet? Except for his hair (which is from the future?)?

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  • root_beer@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    He’s one of those kooks who drank colloidal silver and developed argyria

    Prob. big into Ron Paul and chiropractic

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• model_tar_gz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Moses was Vesemir!

  Image

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Macho man Let my mean Gene go

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• ratzki@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Now I get it: Thunder in PARADISE

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