Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Boy Dinner 2 days ago:
Mountain Dew at least so it’s green. Go all the way!
- Comment on Wholesome 1 week ago:
I love a story with a happy ending. Bet the doctor got one that night.
- Comment on Need this sticker for my bicycle 4 weeks ago:
Nothing wrong with a little honesty.
- Comment on Two rocks and a lump of petrified shit. 4 weeks ago:
And there was some fungus on it apparently
- Comment on You can't advertise that on a train! 4 weeks ago:
I was thinking more about Queen and their song about girls that make the rocking world go round.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 5 weeks ago:
They are like the wheel, but you put your penis in them.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 5 weeks ago:
This is inaccurate. We got here because of women. If men didn’t need to impress women to get nookie, they would have never left the trees.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 1 month ago:
That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 1 month ago:
Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?
- Comment on Boy Dinner 1 month ago:
Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go
- Comment on I'm not doing this right 1 month ago:
He still beefing with Eminem? That was funny. Triumph too.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 month ago:
“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”
- Comment on Just do it 1 month ago:
What an inspiration. Imma goon right now…
- Comment on Newborn Whale Sharks Are Almost Impossible to Find, But Scientists May Finally Know Where They Hide 1 month ago:
It’s the water. I bet they hide in the water.
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 2 months ago:
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle
- Comment on The legendary PS2 2 months ago:
I was in college when it was released. We put the couch in the back of the truck and put it in front of the Best Buy. We camped all night with everyone else and it was quite a party. We were also the few that had one for a while.
- Comment on Interesting float to use in the ocean 2 months ago:
Vin Diesel has acquired taste, okay? Leave the man alone.
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 2 months ago:
There’s about 2000 folks that can shove that one in their mom’s face.
- Comment on It's ripe 2 months ago:
My wife! Nobody mentions my wife!
- Comment on It's ripe 2 months ago:
Hope that guy’s career is forever stained.
- Comment on That Damn Smile 2 months ago:
I like the cut of her jib
- Comment on Make it so 2 months ago:
Hey baby, have you ever heard of the Drake equation?
- Comment on Copper 3 months ago:
Copper? I don’t even know 'er!
- Comment on Loosing my religion 3 months ago:
Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.
That’s too easy.
Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.
- Comment on Gaming industry right now 3 months ago:
They need to start calling it “long term game rental”
- Comment on why does crossing legs increase blood pressure? 3 months ago:
Your blood vessels are a closed system. Imagine I fill a garden hose with water and cap it off at both ends, then kink the hose somewhere. Pressure will rise because it’s a closed system. It doesn’t matter if I kink it at one end or the other. Overall pressure will rise because I’ve removed some space somewhere.
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 3 months ago:
It was good to be the king…
- Comment on my brain when 4 months ago:
That’s a horny truck
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 4 months ago:
It’s even better if Epstein puts it on for you.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 4 months ago:
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise