Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 6 days ago:
You really haven’t tasted hot dogs until you’ve spent half a paycheck on ingredients and tools, then another 14 hours prepping and cooking everything. It’s almost as good as a microwaved Ballpark… Almost.
- Comment on The corn spheres gained sapience. Not even God can help us now. 1 week ago:
Awww! Mom! Dad! Can we get connect corn too?
- Comment on Feeling that groove 1 week ago:
How about this one to blow your mind further:
Because of how it was made, they could play back the sounds around the potter who fabricated it.
I thought they had done the same with some Roman parchment, but all I can find are links to stories on that one.
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 1 week ago:
Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn’t happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words…
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 weeks ago:
This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
- Comment on when were you when airport is FUK 2 weeks ago:
I need a ticket to fuk
- Comment on You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy 2 weeks ago:
Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways
- Comment on Straight from the CDC 2 weeks ago:
And I say…heeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee
- Comment on It takes time 3 weeks ago:
Holio!
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 3 weeks ago:
So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!
- Comment on When even your microwave knows what you are 4 weeks ago:
It’s that time…
- Comment on In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle? 4 weeks ago:
Don’t be culturally insensitive. It’s a wang.
- Comment on citacion 4 weeks ago:
That car was so badly designed that the radio slot was turned sideways. No, the radio wasn’t vertical, but the slot was.
- Comment on UPS mass layoffs as 48,000 jobs cut 4 weeks ago:
Say it with me everyone:
Not a recession!
If you say it over and over, it must be true!
- Comment on Condiment udders 5 weeks ago:
You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 month ago:
You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 1 month ago:
I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.
- Comment on I've been filled 1 month ago:
You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?
- Comment on There's nothing you can do about it 1 month ago:
Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.
- Comment on Shitpost 1 month ago:
Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 2 months ago:
Franks
- Comment on Hey you guys! 2 months ago:
Sloth love Chunk!!!
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 months ago:
Imma go with A
- Comment on Kinky 2 months ago:
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 2 months ago:
One second!!! Almost there!!!
- Comment on Just yesterday I was hit with this revelation 2 months ago:
This is my final form
- Comment on Horses, peacefully farting and snoring 2 months ago:
The algorithm knew of your secret desires but didn’t have adequate material to fulfill them… Until now.
- Comment on Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask? 2 months ago:
Here you go Gran Gran, I know grampa is a real dog lover.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 months ago:
Praise be!
- Comment on [Gamers Nexus] How Razer Screws Customers | Hardware, Software, & Support Failures 2 months ago:
My Razer mouse’s primary button started going bad after about a year and a half of gaming (not professionally, evenings).
I took it apart and saw it was the switch assembly that just wore out.
My first computer was in 1992 and so I’ve seen quite a bit of mice in my time. That’s still the only manufacturer that’s failed at that level and I never purchased another.
It’s all marketing and overpriced in my opinion.