Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Franks and Beans: Take 2 1 week ago:
Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?
- Comment on Why are you here and not on Reddit? 1 week ago:
Because fuck that place, that’s why
- Comment on Franks and Beans 1 week ago:
But man, is it a frank.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 1 week ago:
So everyone in hell is ripped?
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 2 weeks ago:
Nah, just Ed sheering
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 2 weeks ago:
Now do Ed-209 sheering a sheep
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 2 weeks ago:
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
- Comment on Subnautica Is Coming To Android/iOS 3 weeks ago:
That was a fun game. Not sure how much you’d enjoy it on smaller devices.
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 3 weeks ago:
Drink water or get slapped?
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on moms spaghetti 4 weeks ago:
That looks good, can I have some?
- Comment on Literature for dirty people 5 weeks ago:
The chrome off a trailer hitch
- Comment on The first ever earthquake fault rupture captured on a security cam in Myanmar 5 weeks ago:
This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.
- Comment on ‘Chicago Fire’, ‘Chicago P.D.’ & ‘Chicago Med’ Renewed By NBC For 2025-26 Season 1 month ago:
Chicago has problems next year too!!!
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 1 month ago:
But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated…
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 months ago:
I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.
- Comment on Petty pedantry 2 months ago:
Sounds like true love to me
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 2 months ago:
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
- Comment on Dozens of spam messages daily now 3 months ago:
I’m in that boat. Outlook’s reporting function died too.
- Comment on Anon doesn't hold back 3 months ago:
He didn’t realize he could have had a double teabag that night.
- Comment on Trump threatens to impose 'large scale' sanctions on Russia until a peace agreement with Ukraine is reached 3 months ago:
Uh huh…
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 3 months ago:
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 3 months ago:
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 3 months ago:
I always thought it was “smack my head”
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 4 months ago:
Red Dead Cock Block
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 4 months ago:
Send it to him, repeatedly
- Comment on Mexican moviegoers are asking for a refund after watching 'Emilia Pérez' in theaters 4 months ago:
Hell, I’m asking for a refund and I didn’t even go see it.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
I would most definitely not go.
- Comment on Victorian underworld figure Sam 'The Punisher' shot dead, ABC understands 4 months ago:
Hah, same. The dude got his head blown off, ABC understands and has mediocre sympathy.
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 4 months ago:
They could just remove the front and rear windshields and wear goggles.