Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Copper 4 days ago:
Copper? I don’t even know 'er!
- Comment on Loosing my religion 1 week ago:
Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.
That’s too easy.
Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.
- Comment on Gaming industry right now 1 week ago:
They need to start calling it “long term game rental”
- Comment on why does crossing legs increase blood pressure? 1 week ago:
Your blood vessels are a closed system. Imagine I fill a garden hose with water and cap it off at both ends, then kink the hose somewhere. Pressure will rise because it’s a closed system. It doesn’t matter if I kink it at one end or the other. Overall pressure will rise because I’ve removed some space somewhere.
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 2 weeks ago:
It was good to be the king…
- Comment on my brain when 3 weeks ago:
That’s a horny truck
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 3 weeks ago:
It’s even better if Epstein puts it on for you.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
Shhhh… We don’t talk about that.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
Woohoo!!
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
Happy cake day!
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 3 weeks ago:
I think he should still play in the street
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 5 weeks ago:
Where’s the app for this? I’ll put balls weather right next to my “Ow! My balls!” App.
- Comment on This was a great website and I still miss it 5 weeks ago:
That was definitely a messed up website. Anyone know what happened to it?
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 5 weeks ago:
Unleash the pharaoh’s bees!
- Comment on stony tony 5 weeks ago:
So, a cash machine?
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 1 month ago:
I mean, you’d be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so…“Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!”
They’d bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.
- Comment on Fit girls role call 1 month ago:
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn’t get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I’d never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can’t (and that’s okay, they shouldn’t be parents). That’s what this picture makes me think.
- Comment on Cultural impact 1 month ago:
I didn’t realize Zuckerberg was in it
- Comment on Is Roots really that controversial that it needs to be banned? Haven't watched the movie cause I quit pot and haven't read the book but isn't it like historical or something? 1 month ago:
Perhaps they have more attention span and focus?
- Comment on sleepy fascist 1 month ago:
When I texted to the number, my update just said:
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
- Comment on Marketing 2 months ago:
Mama Mia!
- Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 2 months ago:
That was never on Saturday morning cartoons. The Denise if the Saturday morning occurred by the beginning of the 90s. Ren and Stimpy was after and on Nickelodeon. Saturday morning cartoons was on the big 3.
- Comment on outdoor activities 2 months ago:
Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Sounds like a good soundtrack right about now, yes
- Comment on foreskins 2 months ago:
I wonder what a cock would be like if you cut the foreskin down like that.
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 2 months ago:
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?
You’ve already given me an extra bone!
- Comment on UwU 3 months ago:
She’s lying
- Comment on I guarantee this is a waste of time 3 months ago:
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!