Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on This was a great website and I still miss it 10 hours ago:
That was definitely a messed up website. Anyone know what happened to it?
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 12 hours ago:
Unleash the pharaoh’s bees!
- Comment on stony tony 1 day ago:
So, a cash machine?
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 1 week ago:
I mean, you’d be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so…“Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!”
They’d bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.
- Comment on Fit girls role call 1 week ago:
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn’t get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I’d never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can’t (and that’s okay, they shouldn’t be parents). That’s what this picture makes me think.
- Comment on Cultural impact 1 week ago:
I didn’t realize Zuckerberg was in it
- Comment on Is Roots really that controversial that it needs to be banned? Haven't watched the movie cause I quit pot and haven't read the book but isn't it like historical or something? 2 weeks ago:
Perhaps they have more attention span and focus?
- Comment on sleepy fascist 3 weeks ago:
When I texted to the number, my update just said:
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
- Comment on Marketing 3 weeks ago:
Mama Mia!
- Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 4 weeks ago:
That was never on Saturday morning cartoons. The Denise if the Saturday morning occurred by the beginning of the 90s. Ren and Stimpy was after and on Nickelodeon. Saturday morning cartoons was on the big 3.
- Comment on outdoor activities 1 month ago:
Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Sounds like a good soundtrack right about now, yes
- Comment on foreskins 1 month ago:
I wonder what a cock would be like if you cut the foreskin down like that.
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 1 month ago:
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?
You’ve already given me an extra bone!
- Comment on UwU 1 month ago:
She’s lying
- Comment on I guarantee this is a waste of time 2 months ago:
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Hay is for horses And cows eat grass If you don’t like it…
- Comment on Soft 2 months ago:
I flipped off the toll gate attendant once in 4th grade when we were coming back from some event. Another kid on the bus narc’ed on me and I got detention. Would do again.
PS: I still flip off the automated toll readers. Fuck the system.
- Comment on This fuckass ad keeps popping up while I'm trying to study Norwegian 2 months ago:
Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Bro, you look like a penis
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 2 months ago:
I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 2 months ago:
I just want to see the whole “AI Will Smith chewing” video posted into some Matrix parts now. Someone make it happen. I believe in you.
- Comment on Name the Band 3 months ago:
Okay, a couple more now that I have time:
Third Eye Dumb
Alice in Shitstains
Aerosnizz
- Comment on Name the Band 3 months ago:
Led Derplin
- Comment on we're all a little gay inside 3 months ago:
Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!
Nah, it didn’t.
- Comment on One in 14 children who die in England have closely related parents, study finds 3 months ago:
Oh no! I’m closely related to my parents too!
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 3 months ago:
You didn’t say “This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen.” Why didn’t you say that? Are you blind?
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 3 months ago:
BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 3 months ago:
Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?