Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Shitpost 23 hours ago:
Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 2 days ago:
Franks
- Comment on Hey you guys! 4 days ago:
Sloth love Chunk!!!
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 1 week ago:
Imma go with A
- Comment on Kinky 1 week ago:
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 2 weeks ago:
One second!!! Almost there!!!
- Comment on Just yesterday I was hit with this revelation 2 weeks ago:
This is my final form
- Comment on Horses, peacefully farting and snoring 2 weeks ago:
The algorithm knew of your secret desires but didn’t have adequate material to fulfill them… Until now.
- Comment on Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask? 3 weeks ago:
Here you go Gran Gran, I know grampa is a real dog lover.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 4 weeks ago:
Praise be!
- Comment on [Gamers Nexus] How Razer Screws Customers | Hardware, Software, & Support Failures 4 weeks ago:
My Razer mouse’s primary button started going bad after about a year and a half of gaming (not professionally, evenings).
I took it apart and saw it was the switch assembly that just wore out.
My first computer was in 1992 and so I’ve seen quite a bit of mice in my time. That’s still the only manufacturer that’s failed at that level and I never purchased another.
It’s all marketing and overpriced in my opinion.
- Comment on bmw 5 weeks ago:
Comments are turned off… Of course they are. 😄
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 5 weeks ago:
I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.
- Comment on Is it realistic to hope that lemmy grows to the size of the bigger social media platforms? 5 weeks ago:
It’s possible, but I don’t hope for it. There are tradeoffs for everything. The more the population expands, the more content, yes, but the number of negative encounters goes up too.
I’m good with where it’s at now, but do recognize that I’m not necessarily average because I don’t stay on my phone for extended periods.
- Comment on Anyone remember this famous press conference and how it ended? 1 month ago:
The days when rotten.com would provide the worst things and we laughed.
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 1 month ago:
That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
- Comment on A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder 1 month ago:
Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That’s pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.
- Comment on A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder 1 month ago:
What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Similar and it could have been made up, that’s true.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
In a previous profession, one of the people I worked with told me about A-A which was how they legally spelled the first name on the birth certificate.
It was pronounced “Adashia” but they wrote it that way. Poor kid, first days of school must have been murder.
- Comment on Sounds tasty 2 months ago:
That Jack is one lucky guy.
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 2 months ago:
Is that cake getting flicked off of his hand and onto the floor?!? Sacrilege!!!
- Comment on How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free? 2 months ago:
I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?
- Comment on Why do people especially men care if someone forgives a cheating partner 2 months ago:
That’s not a norm I’ve ever heard. More often than not, there is forgiveness because of the emotional attachment. Things work for a while, then it happens again. This keeps happening and deteriorating the trust until finally the relationship has mutated into an unrecognizable shadow of it’s former beauty.
Many people have experienced this, thus the given advice. I’ve learned that providing that kind of advice can damage the relationship with your friend (because of said emotional attachment), so I don’t bother. It’s something people have to learn on their own.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 3 months ago:
Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
- Comment on Trump Administration to End Protections for 58 Million Acres of National Forests; Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Clinton-era rule barring road construction and logging outdated & "absurd" 3 months ago:
I mean, that’s why they called them conservatives, right? It was their willingness to obliterate every last bit of nature in the name of the almighty dollar.
- Comment on Movies not starting when they are scheduled. 3 months ago:
This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.
- Comment on Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ? 3 months ago:
WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!
- Comment on Franks and Beans: Take 2 3 months ago:
Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?
- Comment on Why are you here and not on Reddit? 3 months ago:
Because fuck that place, that’s why