Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on my brain when 5 days ago:
That’s a horny truck
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 6 days ago:
It’s even better if Epstein puts it on for you.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 6 days ago:
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 6 days ago:
Shhhh… We don’t talk about that.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 6 days ago:
Woohoo!!
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 6 days ago:
Happy cake day!
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 6 days ago:
I think he should still play in the street
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 2 weeks ago:
Where’s the app for this? I’ll put balls weather right next to my “Ow! My balls!” App.
- Comment on This was a great website and I still miss it 2 weeks ago:
That was definitely a messed up website. Anyone know what happened to it?
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 2 weeks ago:
Unleash the pharaoh’s bees!
- Comment on stony tony 3 weeks ago:
So, a cash machine?
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 3 weeks ago:
I mean, you’d be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so…“Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!”
They’d bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.
- Comment on Fit girls role call 3 weeks ago:
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn’t get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I’d never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can’t (and that’s okay, they shouldn’t be parents). That’s what this picture makes me think.
- Comment on Cultural impact 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t realize Zuckerberg was in it
- Comment on Is Roots really that controversial that it needs to be banned? Haven't watched the movie cause I quit pot and haven't read the book but isn't it like historical or something? 5 weeks ago:
Perhaps they have more attention span and focus?
- Comment on sleepy fascist 1 month ago:
When I texted to the number, my update just said:
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
- Comment on Marketing 1 month ago:
Mama Mia!
- Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 1 month ago:
That was never on Saturday morning cartoons. The Denise if the Saturday morning occurred by the beginning of the 90s. Ren and Stimpy was after and on Nickelodeon. Saturday morning cartoons was on the big 3.
- Comment on outdoor activities 2 months ago:
Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Sounds like a good soundtrack right about now, yes
- Comment on foreskins 2 months ago:
I wonder what a cock would be like if you cut the foreskin down like that.
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 2 months ago:
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?
You’ve already given me an extra bone!
- Comment on UwU 2 months ago:
She’s lying
- Comment on I guarantee this is a waste of time 2 months ago:
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Hay is for horses And cows eat grass If you don’t like it…
- Comment on Soft 2 months ago:
I flipped off the toll gate attendant once in 4th grade when we were coming back from some event. Another kid on the bus narc’ed on me and I got detention. Would do again.
PS: I still flip off the automated toll readers. Fuck the system.
- Comment on This fuckass ad keeps popping up while I'm trying to study Norwegian 3 months ago:
Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Bro, you look like a penis
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 3 months ago:
I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…