Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 1 day ago:
I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice
- Comment on Ewww 6 days ago:
I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 1 week ago:
And at this point, with all of the toxins from food processing/preservatives and the plastics getting into our bodies, the added risk is probably negligible.
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry 1 week ago:
The insurance companies are just a leach on the entire system. They’re proud of the billions of dollars they make in profit, but I see that as straight theft from the medical system overall.
- Comment on Jake Rule vs Mike Ruleson 4 weeks ago:
Most of us are not watching the fight because Netflix is sucking a big tube steak tonight. I haven’t seen this much buffering since dial up modems.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 5 weeks ago:
I said I don’t want to talk about it!
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 5 weeks ago:
I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.
- Comment on Send...help... 1 month ago:
Steven Segal?
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 1 month ago:
Troll’s gonna troll
- Comment on gamer stove 2 months ago:
I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.
- Comment on gamer stove 2 months ago:
First, you turn on the water.
- Comment on How a ‘putrid’ find in a museum cupboard could be the key to bringing the Tasmanian tiger back to life 2 months ago:
They should careful make a park… Maybe an island that people can visit like a zoo. WCGW?
- Comment on Woman Calls 911 When 100 Aggressive Raccoons Show Up in Her Yard | The Washington State resident fed some friendly critters for years. Then, their mean friends turned up. 2 months ago:
Gizmo caca!
- Comment on wobble wobble 2 months ago:
Come on Mara Lago!!! Oh, sorry, are we not supposed to cheer?
- Comment on Break glass in case of emergency? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Is this shitpost enough 2 months ago:
Crappy cappy
- Comment on The return 2 months ago:
Got the slow cooker rolling. Thanks for the reminder, pope.
- Comment on Why is space 2 dimensional? 2 months ago:
This answer makes sense to me because of how a gyroscope acts. Thanks.
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- Comment on Do NOT forget your protractor. 2 months ago:
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.
- Comment on You won't know that I manscaped, but there will be signs 2 months ago:
This guy fucks
- Comment on under the ice 2 months ago:
As a kid, that was easily one of the scariest movies I ran across.
- Comment on Vance Says He Will Keep Calling Haitians Legally in Springfield ‘Illegal’ 2 months ago:
And I’ll keep calling him a dipshit dumbfuck, but only one of us will be factual in our statements.
- Comment on James Cameron says future Terminator projects won't include characters from past movies 2 months ago:
I like that Cameron fella. I hope he’s able to create something interesting in that universe because there’s a lot of opportunity. They just need to move away from big-bang-boom action and focus on story. I get worn out on modern action flicks because they always have to go way over the top (not believable) and the action is just non-stop (gets old).
- Comment on Can a COVID test show your level of infectiousness? 2 months ago:
Interesting, thank you!
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- Comment on Black Widows 3 months ago:
That guy has a spider fetish. I’m not sure black widows even eat pasta.
- Comment on Wanted a never foregtti spaghetti 3 months ago:
That looks good
- Comment on BEAMS BEAMS BEAMS 3 months ago:
Heinz would be proud
- Comment on Bro almost lost his job 😭 3 months ago:
The design is very human… Whoop, too human