Tylerdurdon
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- Comment on Boy Dinner 4 days ago:
That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.
- Comment on Boy Dinner 4 days ago:
Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?
- Comment on Boy Dinner 4 days ago:
Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go
- Comment on I'm not doing this right 1 week ago:
He still beefing with Eminem? That was funny. Triumph too.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”
- Comment on Just do it 1 week ago:
What an inspiration. Imma goon right now…
- Comment on Newborn Whale Sharks Are Almost Impossible to Find, But Scientists May Finally Know Where They Hide 2 weeks ago:
It’s the water. I bet they hide in the water.
- Comment on I want to ride my bicycle 3 weeks ago:
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle
- Comment on The legendary PS2 3 weeks ago:
I was in college when it was released. We put the couch in the back of the truck and put it in front of the Best Buy. We camped all night with everyone else and it was quite a party. We were also the few that had one for a while.
- Comment on Interesting float to use in the ocean 3 weeks ago:
Vin Diesel has acquired taste, okay? Leave the man alone.
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 4 weeks ago:
There’s about 2000 folks that can shove that one in their mom’s face.
- Comment on It's ripe 5 weeks ago:
My wife! Nobody mentions my wife!
- Comment on It's ripe 5 weeks ago:
Hope that guy’s career is forever stained.
- Comment on That Damn Smile 5 weeks ago:
I like the cut of her jib
- Comment on Make it so 1 month ago:
Hey baby, have you ever heard of the Drake equation?
- Comment on Copper 2 months ago:
Copper? I don’t even know 'er!
- Comment on Loosing my religion 2 months ago:
Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.
That’s too easy.
Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.
- Comment on Gaming industry right now 2 months ago:
They need to start calling it “long term game rental”
- Comment on why does crossing legs increase blood pressure? 2 months ago:
Your blood vessels are a closed system. Imagine I fill a garden hose with water and cap it off at both ends, then kink the hose somewhere. Pressure will rise because it’s a closed system. It doesn’t matter if I kink it at one end or the other. Overall pressure will rise because I’ve removed some space somewhere.
- Comment on Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100 2 months ago:
It was good to be the king…
- Comment on my brain when 2 months ago:
That’s a horny truck
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 2 months ago:
It’s even better if Epstein puts it on for you.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 2 months ago:
I am Jack’s total lack of surprise
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 2 months ago:
Shhhh… We don’t talk about that.
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 2 months ago:
Woohoo!!
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 2 months ago:
Happy cake day!
- Comment on Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now 2 months ago:
I think he should still play in the street
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 3 months ago:
Where’s the app for this? I’ll put balls weather right next to my “Ow! My balls!” App.
- Comment on This was a great website and I still miss it 3 months ago:
That was definitely a messed up website. Anyone know what happened to it?
- Comment on NOT THE BEES 3 months ago:
Unleash the pharaoh’s bees!