Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on sleepy fascist 1 day ago:
When I texted to the number, my update just said:
“Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
- Comment on Marketing 1 week ago:
Mama Mia!
- Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 1 week ago:
That was never on Saturday morning cartoons. The Denise if the Saturday morning occurred by the beginning of the 90s. Ren and Stimpy was after and on Nickelodeon. Saturday morning cartoons was on the big 3.
- Comment on outdoor activities 3 weeks ago:
Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like a good soundtrack right about now, yes
- Comment on foreskins 4 weeks ago:
I wonder what a cock would be like if you cut the foreskin down like that.
- Comment on There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough 4 weeks ago:
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?
You’ve already given me an extra bone!
- Comment on UwU 1 month ago:
She’s lying
- Comment on I guarantee this is a waste of time 1 month ago:
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Hay is for horses And cows eat grass If you don’t like it…
- Comment on Soft 1 month ago:
I flipped off the toll gate attendant once in 4th grade when we were coming back from some event. Another kid on the bus narc’ed on me and I got detention. Would do again.
PS: I still flip off the automated toll readers. Fuck the system.
- Comment on This fuckass ad keeps popping up while I'm trying to study Norwegian 1 month ago:
Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Bro, you look like a penis
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 1 month ago:
I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 2 months ago:
I just want to see the whole “AI Will Smith chewing” video posted into some Matrix parts now. Someone make it happen. I believe in you.
- Comment on Name the Band 2 months ago:
Okay, a couple more now that I have time:
Third Eye Dumb
Alice in Shitstains
Aerosnizz
- Comment on Name the Band 2 months ago:
Led Derplin
- Comment on we're all a little gay inside 2 months ago:
Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!
Nah, it didn’t.
- Comment on One in 14 children who die in England have closely related parents, study finds 2 months ago:
Oh no! I’m closely related to my parents too!
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 2 months ago:
You didn’t say “This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen.” Why didn’t you say that? Are you blind?
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 3 months ago:
BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 3 months ago:
Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?
- Comment on Do old people still remember their childhood? Do people just start losing their memories and their sense of self as they get older? 3 months ago:
I’m an old fucker and can remember my earliest memories still. You have to do it though, because memories become less clear over time if unused. Unfortunately, we spend less time recalling memories because of our current over-stimulation in this entertainment rich world. Most of us do not let ourselves be bored (almost ever) now.
Tonight I played a game I hadn’t played since the early 90’s and just the graphics and sounds really brought back nostalgic feelings.
- Comment on Trump Administration Live Updates: President Expects Impeachment if G.O.P. Falters in Midterm Elections 4 months ago:
If there’s any hope of this, they need to excise the Schumer tumor first. Corporate Democrats have no will to fight because big money does not want things to change.
- Comment on Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Wants to Buy Greenland 4 months ago:
Just like he wants to pay his employees
- Comment on Has anything from the lemmy universe ever went viral before Reddit or Tictac or Insta? 4 months ago:
Image BEANS
- Comment on YOLO 4 months ago:
I vote citric acid this time
- Comment on Kiribati 4 months ago:
Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.
- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 4 months ago:
Home Depot got some fine brick my friend, fine brick indeed.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 5 months ago:
I had one of the last Bravia cathode rays made. It was 38" and colossal. The move from one 3rd floor apartment to another 3rd floor apartment (no elevator in either case) convinced me to switch. I gave it away to an old buddy who thought I was exaggerating when I said bring 3 people.
