Tylerdurdon

@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people especially men care if someone forgives a cheating partner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not a norm I’ve ever heard. More often than not, there is forgiveness because of the emotional attachment. Things work for a while, then it happens again. This keeps happening and deteriorating the trust until finally the relationship has mutated into an unrecognizable shadow of it’s former beauty.

  Many people have experienced this, thus the given advice. I’ve learned that providing that kind of advice can damage the relationship with your friend (because of said emotional attachment), so I don’t bother. It’s something people have to learn on their own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Administration to End Protections for 58 Million Acres of National Forests; Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Clinton-era rule barring road construction and logging outdated & "absurd"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, that’s why they called them conservatives, right? It was their willingness to obliterate every last bit of nature in the name of the almighty dollar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Movies not starting when they are scheduled.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Franks and Beans: Take 2⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you here and not on Reddit?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because fuck that place, that’s why

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Franks and Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But man, is it a frank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Necessary exercise for this community⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So everyone in hell is ripped?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one of these to add to the bunch lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, just Ed sheering

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one of these to add to the bunch lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do Ed-209 sheering a sheep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subnautica Is Coming To Android/iOS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That was a fun game. Not sure how much you’d enjoy it on smaller devices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% people who drink water die⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drink water or get slapped?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You did it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moms spaghetti⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks good, can I have some?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literature for dirty people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The chrome off a trailer hitch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The first ever earthquake fault rupture captured on a security cam in Myanmar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Chicago Fire’, ‘Chicago P.D.’ & ‘Chicago Med’ Renewed By NBC For 2025-26 Season⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicago has problems next year too!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like true love to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dozens of spam messages daily now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in that boat. Outlook’s reporting function died too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't hold back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He didn’t realize he could have had a double teabag that night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump threatens to impose 'large scale' sanctions on Russia until a peace agreement with Ukraine is reached⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh huh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shake My Head Imaging Center⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought it was “smack my head”