Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 3 days ago:
I always thought it was “smack my head”
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 2 weeks ago:
Red Dead Cock Block
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 weeks ago:
Send it to him, repeatedly
- Comment on Mexican moviegoers are asking for a refund after watching 'Emilia Pérez' in theaters 2 weeks ago:
Hell, I’m asking for a refund and I didn’t even go see it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I would most definitely not go.
- Comment on Victorian underworld figure Sam 'The Punisher' shot dead, ABC understands 3 weeks ago:
Hah, same. The dude got his head blown off, ABC understands and has mediocre sympathy.
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 5 weeks ago:
They could just remove the front and rear windshields and wear goggles.
- Comment on Behold, world class engineering from Tesla 1 month ago:
That was Elmo warning the orange one to follow along on the H1B thing or he’s next.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 2 months ago:
I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice
- Comment on Ewww 2 months ago:
I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 2 months ago:
And at this point, with all of the toxins from food processing/preservatives and the plastics getting into our bodies, the added risk is probably negligible.
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry 2 months ago:
The insurance companies are just a leach on the entire system. They’re proud of the billions of dollars they make in profit, but I see that as straight theft from the medical system overall.
- Comment on Jake Rule vs Mike Ruleson 2 months ago:
Most of us are not watching the fight because Netflix is sucking a big tube steak tonight. I haven’t seen this much buffering since dial up modems.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 2 months ago:
I said I don’t want to talk about it!
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 2 months ago:
I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.
- Comment on Send...help... 3 months ago:
Steven Segal?
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 3 months ago:
Troll’s gonna troll
- Comment on gamer stove 3 months ago:
I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.
- Comment on gamer stove 3 months ago:
First, you turn on the water.
- Comment on How a ‘putrid’ find in a museum cupboard could be the key to bringing the Tasmanian tiger back to life 4 months ago:
They should careful make a park… Maybe an island that people can visit like a zoo. WCGW?
- Comment on Woman Calls 911 When 100 Aggressive Raccoons Show Up in Her Yard | The Washington State resident fed some friendly critters for years. Then, their mean friends turned up. 4 months ago:
Gizmo caca!
- Comment on wobble wobble 4 months ago:
Come on Mara Lago!!! Oh, sorry, are we not supposed to cheer?
- Comment on Break glass in case of emergency? 4 months ago:
- Comment on Is this shitpost enough 4 months ago:
Crappy cappy
- Comment on The return 4 months ago:
Got the slow cooker rolling. Thanks for the reminder, pope.
- Comment on Why is space 2 dimensional? 4 months ago:
This answer makes sense to me because of how a gyroscope acts. Thanks.
- Submitted 4 months ago to [deleted] | 27 comments
- Comment on Do NOT forget your protractor. 4 months ago:
I never leave home without it. I don’t know how the rest of you manage.
- Comment on You won't know that I manscaped, but there will be signs 4 months ago:
This guy fucks
- Comment on under the ice 4 months ago:
As a kid, that was easily one of the scariest movies I ran across.