Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 1 day ago:
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
- Comment on Dozens of spam messages daily now 2 weeks ago:
I’m in that boat. Outlook’s reporting function died too.
- Comment on Anon doesn't hold back 2 weeks ago:
He didn’t realize he could have had a double teabag that night.
- Comment on Trump threatens to impose 'large scale' sanctions on Russia until a peace agreement with Ukraine is reached 3 weeks ago:
Uh huh…
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 4 weeks ago:
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 4 weeks ago:
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 5 weeks ago:
I always thought it was “smack my head”
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 1 month ago:
Red Dead Cock Block
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 1 month ago:
Send it to him, repeatedly
- Comment on Mexican moviegoers are asking for a refund after watching 'Emilia Pérez' in theaters 1 month ago:
Hell, I’m asking for a refund and I didn’t even go see it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I would most definitely not go.
- Comment on Victorian underworld figure Sam 'The Punisher' shot dead, ABC understands 1 month ago:
Hah, same. The dude got his head blown off, ABC understands and has mediocre sympathy.
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 2 months ago:
They could just remove the front and rear windshields and wear goggles.
- Comment on Behold, world class engineering from Tesla 2 months ago:
That was Elmo warning the orange one to follow along on the H1B thing or he’s next.
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 3 months ago:
I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice
- Comment on Ewww 3 months ago:
I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 3 months ago:
And at this point, with all of the toxins from food processing/preservatives and the plastics getting into our bodies, the added risk is probably negligible.
- Comment on UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry 3 months ago:
The insurance companies are just a leach on the entire system. They’re proud of the billions of dollars they make in profit, but I see that as straight theft from the medical system overall.
- Comment on Jake Rule vs Mike Ruleson 4 months ago:
Most of us are not watching the fight because Netflix is sucking a big tube steak tonight. I haven’t seen this much buffering since dial up modems.
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 4 months ago:
I said I don’t want to talk about it!
- Comment on Guerrilla Women 4 months ago:
I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.
- Comment on Send...help... 4 months ago:
Steven Segal?
- Comment on Pretty sound reasoning here. 4 months ago:
Troll’s gonna troll
- Comment on gamer stove 5 months ago:
I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.
- Comment on gamer stove 5 months ago:
First, you turn on the water.
- Comment on How a ‘putrid’ find in a museum cupboard could be the key to bringing the Tasmanian tiger back to life 5 months ago:
They should careful make a park… Maybe an island that people can visit like a zoo. WCGW?
- Comment on Woman Calls 911 When 100 Aggressive Raccoons Show Up in Her Yard | The Washington State resident fed some friendly critters for years. Then, their mean friends turned up. 5 months ago:
Gizmo caca!
- Comment on wobble wobble 5 months ago:
Come on Mara Lago!!! Oh, sorry, are we not supposed to cheer?
- Comment on Break glass in case of emergency? 5 months ago:
- Comment on Is this shitpost enough 5 months ago:
Crappy cappy