Tylerdurdon

@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newborn Whale Sharks Are Almost Impossible to Find, But Scientists May Finally Know Where They Hide⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the water. I bet they hide in the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to ride my bicycle⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The legendary PS2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in college when it was released. We put the couch in the back of the truck and put it in front of the Best Buy. We camped all night with everyone else and it was quite a party. We were also the few that had one for a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting float to use in the ocean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Vin Diesel has acquired taste, okay? Leave the man alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s about 2000 folks that can shove that one in their mom’s face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's ripe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife! Nobody mentions my wife!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's ripe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope that guy’s career is forever stained.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That Damn Smile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the cut of her jib

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make it so⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey baby, have you ever heard of the Drake equation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Copper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Copper? I don’t even know 'er!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.

  That’s too easy.

  Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming industry right now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to start calling it “long term game rental”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does crossing legs increase blood pressure?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your blood vessels are a closed system. Imagine I fill a garden hose with water and cap it off at both ends, then kink the hose somewhere. Pressure will rise because it’s a closed system. It doesn’t matter if I kink it at one end or the other. Overall pressure will rise because I’ve removed some space somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was good to be the king…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my brain when⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a horny truck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even better if Epstein puts it on for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am Jack’s total lack of surprise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shhhh… We don’t talk about that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Woohoo!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy cake day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he should still play in the street

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🥵🥵🥵⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the app for this? I’ll put balls weather right next to my “Ow! My balls!” App.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This was a great website and I still miss it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was definitely a messed up website. Anyone know what happened to it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOT THE BEES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unleash the pharaoh’s bees!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stony tony⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, a cash machine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, you’d be remembered in history, eh? It might come back every generation or so…“Dude! Look at what I found! This page shows that Shitting Girl is apparently someone forever stuck in a squat on Mount Everest! We have to go!”

  They’d bring even more garbage up there in memoriam and some would die in prayer to the squatted wonder. Then one day, the mass of trash and accumulated snow would crack and the shitting wonder would avalanche to be lost until the aliens would track you down, freeze you in Carbonite, and sell you in the nearest intergalactic flea market. You get the idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One thing that no one ever told me about being a parent was that it would be so much fun. Getting to be the one who introduces another human to everything doesn’t get old. Is it challenging? Of course, but everything in life has pros and cons. The bond I have with the little ones is something I’d never give up and life before was easy-mode. You do have to grow beyond being selfish though. Some people can’t (and that’s okay, they shouldn’t be parents). That’s what this picture makes me think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cultural impact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t realize Zuckerberg was in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Roots really that controversial that it needs to be banned? Haven't watched the movie cause I quit pot and haven't read the book but isn't it like historical or something?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps they have more attention span and focus?