Tylerdurdon

@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like true love to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dozens of spam messages daily now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in that boat. Outlook’s reporting function died too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't hold back⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He didn’t realize he could have had a double teabag that night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump threatens to impose 'large scale' sanctions on Russia until a peace agreement with Ukraine is reached⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh huh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shake My Head Imaging Center⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought it was “smack my head”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives with his sister⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Red Dead Cock Block

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncanny sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Send it to him, repeatedly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mexican moviegoers are asking for a refund after watching 'Emilia Pérez' in theaters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, I’m asking for a refund and I didn’t even go see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would most definitely not go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victorian underworld figure Sam 'The Punisher' shot dead, ABC understands⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah, same. The dude got his head blown off, ABC understands and has mediocre sympathy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They could just remove the front and rear windshields and wear goggles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, world class engineering from Tesla⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That was Elmo warning the orange one to follow along on the H1B thing or he’s next.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent anti smoking ad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ewww⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a girl at a wedding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And at this point, with all of the toxins from food processing/preservatives and the plastics getting into our bodies, the added risk is probably negligible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UnitedHealthcare CEO's murder sparks online outrage at health insurance industry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The insurance companies are just a leach on the entire system. They’re proud of the billions of dollars they make in profit, but I see that as straight theft from the medical system overall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jake Rule vs Mike Ruleson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of us are not watching the fight because Netflix is sucking a big tube steak tonight. I haven’t seen this much buffering since dial up modems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla Women⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I said I don’t want to talk about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla Women⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send...help...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Steven Segal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Troll’s gonna troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gamer stove⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the imagery would be reflective of the guests disappointment in his cooking and not spending time learning that instead of playing video games and decorating appliances. This was a joke. Put the pitch fork down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gamer stove⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First, you turn on the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How a ‘putrid’ find in a museum cupboard could be the key to bringing the Tasmanian tiger back to life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They should careful make a park… Maybe an island that people can visit like a zoo. WCGW?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman Calls 911 When 100 Aggressive Raccoons Show Up in Her Yard | The Washington State resident fed some friendly critters for years. Then, their mean friends turned up.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gizmo caca!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wobble wobble⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on Mara Lago!!! Oh, sorry, are we not supposed to cheer?