Tylerdurdon

@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UK has its own network of Flock-style AI cameras. So where’s the outrage?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let the crumpets fly, rosbif!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨but who would be the president of the bean party?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans for house AND senate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK government considers smart glasses ban over secret filming concerns⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought we were going with perv-glasses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother’s pubic hair.” - Silky Johnston

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mountain Dew at least so it’s green. Go all the way!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wholesome⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love a story with a happy ending. Bet the doctor got one that night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need this sticker for my bicycle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing wrong with a little honesty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two rocks and a lump of petrified shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And there was some fungus on it apparently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't advertise that on a train!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking more about Queen and their song about girls that make the rocking world go round.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are like the wheel, but you put your penis in them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is inaccurate. We got here because of women. If men didn’t need to impress women to get nookie, they would have never left the trees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not doing this right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He still beefing with Eminem? That was funny. Triumph too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What an inspiration. Imma goon right now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newborn Whale Sharks Are Almost Impossible to Find, But Scientists May Finally Know Where They Hide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the water. I bet they hide in the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to ride my bicycle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The legendary PS2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in college when it was released. We put the couch in the back of the truck and put it in front of the Best Buy. We camped all night with everyone else and it was quite a party. We were also the few that had one for a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting float to use in the ocean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vin Diesel has acquired taste, okay? Leave the man alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s about 2000 folks that can shove that one in their mom’s face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's ripe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife! Nobody mentions my wife!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's ripe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope that guy’s career is forever stained.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That Damn Smile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the cut of her jib

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make it so⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey baby, have you ever heard of the Drake equation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Copper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Copper? I don’t even know 'er!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.

  That’s too easy.

  Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming industry right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to start calling it “long term game rental”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does crossing legs increase blood pressure?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your blood vessels are a closed system. Imagine I fill a garden hose with water and cap it off at both ends, then kink the hose somewhere. Pressure will rise because it’s a closed system. It doesn’t matter if I kink it at one end or the other. Overall pressure will rise because I’ve removed some space somewhere.