Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trump Administration Live Updates: President Expects Impeachment if G.O.P. Falters in Midterm Elections 5 days ago:
If there’s any hope of this, they need to excise the Schumer tumor first. Corporate Democrats have no will to fight because big money does not want things to change.
- Comment on Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Wants to Buy Greenland 5 days ago:
Just like he wants to pay his employees
- Comment on Has anything from the lemmy universe ever went viral before Reddit or Tictac or Insta? 1 week ago:
Image BEANS
- Comment on YOLO 3 weeks ago:
I vote citric acid this time
- Comment on Kiribati 4 weeks ago:
Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.
- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 4 weeks ago:
Home Depot got some fine brick my friend, fine brick indeed.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 4 weeks ago:
I had one of the last Bravia cathode rays made. It was 38" and colossal. The move from one 3rd floor apartment to another 3rd floor apartment (no elevator in either case) convinced me to switch. I gave it away to an old buddy who thought I was exaggerating when I said bring 3 people.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Corn corn fuck that guy corn
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 4 weeks ago:
I mean… You can still have that kind of fun, it’s just not called a doctor anymore.
- Comment on No it won’t 4 weeks ago:
…hottest regift this year
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 5 weeks ago:
I looked and looked at the main picture trying to make a duck out of it. I was thinking I must be a dumbass. Thank you for confirming my suspicion, fine sir.
- Comment on 'If we take action, we might survive' 5 weeks ago:
For as much as we’ve discovered about our universe, we are still too stupid to adequately plan for our species’ survival.
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 1 month ago:
You really haven’t tasted hot dogs until you’ve spent half a paycheck on ingredients and tools, then another 14 hours prepping and cooking everything. It’s almost as good as a microwaved Ballpark… Almost.
- Comment on The corn spheres gained sapience. Not even God can help us now. 1 month ago:
Awww! Mom! Dad! Can we get connect corn too?
- Comment on Feeling that groove 1 month ago:
How about this one to blow your mind further:
Because of how it was made, they could play back the sounds around the potter who fabricated it.
I thought they had done the same with some Roman parchment, but all I can find are links to stories on that one.
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 1 month ago:
Billy should admit it right now especially if it didn’t happen. A lot of us would really enjoy the day where Trump would be furiously denying that. Just hearing the words…
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 month ago:
This is why I’m purposefully avoiding news channels and questioning inflammatory news headlines.
Both sides try to amp up their people with BS headlines and once you really see through a lot of it, you end up seeing the manipulation all over.
- Comment on when were you when airport is FUK 1 month ago:
I need a ticket to fuk
- Comment on You just couldn't be satisfied with slow and easy 1 month ago:
Tell her you fucked up…err…sideways
- Comment on Straight from the CDC 1 month ago:
And I say…heeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeyeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee
- Comment on It takes time 1 month ago:
Holio!
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 2 months ago:
So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!
- Comment on When even your microwave knows what you are 2 months ago:
It’s that time…
- Comment on In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle? 2 months ago:
Don’t be culturally insensitive. It’s a wang.
- Comment on citacion 2 months ago:
That car was so badly designed that the radio slot was turned sideways. No, the radio wasn’t vertical, but the slot was.
- Comment on UPS mass layoffs as 48,000 jobs cut 2 months ago:
Say it with me everyone:
Not a recession!
If you say it over and over, it must be true!
- Comment on Condiment udders 2 months ago:
You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 2 months ago:
You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 2 months ago:
I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.
