Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on It takes time 1 day ago:
Holio!
- Comment on I love fucking pasta 5 days ago:
So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!
- Comment on When even your microwave knows what you are 1 week ago:
It’s that time…
- Comment on In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle? 1 week ago:
Don’t be culturally insensitive. It’s a wang.
- Comment on citacion 1 week ago:
That car was so badly designed that the radio slot was turned sideways. No, the radio wasn’t vertical, but the slot was.
- Comment on UPS mass layoffs as 48,000 jobs cut 2 weeks ago:
Say it with me everyone:
Not a recession!
If you say it over and over, it must be true!
- Comment on Condiment udders 2 weeks ago:
You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 3 weeks ago:
You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 4 weeks ago:
I feel bad for those that didn’t know… Almost.
- Comment on I've been filled 4 weeks ago:
You got something filled. Were you walking normally afterwards?
- Comment on There's nothing you can do about it 5 weeks ago:
Reminds me of my wang. The little frills on the scarf, one of them curves left.
- Comment on Shitpost 5 weeks ago:
Girlfriend, you really need to stop wearing stripes.
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 1 month ago:
Franks
- Comment on Hey you guys! 1 month ago:
Sloth love Chunk!!!
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 1 month ago:
Imma go with A
- Comment on Kinky 1 month ago:
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 1 month ago:
One second!!! Almost there!!!
- Comment on Just yesterday I was hit with this revelation 1 month ago:
This is my final form
- Comment on Horses, peacefully farting and snoring 1 month ago:
The algorithm knew of your secret desires but didn’t have adequate material to fulfill them… Until now.
- Comment on Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask? 2 months ago:
Here you go Gran Gran, I know grampa is a real dog lover.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 months ago:
Praise be!
- Comment on [Gamers Nexus] How Razer Screws Customers | Hardware, Software, & Support Failures 2 months ago:
My Razer mouse’s primary button started going bad after about a year and a half of gaming (not professionally, evenings).
I took it apart and saw it was the switch assembly that just wore out.
My first computer was in 1992 and so I’ve seen quite a bit of mice in my time. That’s still the only manufacturer that’s failed at that level and I never purchased another.
It’s all marketing and overpriced in my opinion.
- Comment on bmw 2 months ago:
Comments are turned off… Of course they are. 😄
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 months ago:
I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.
- Comment on Is it realistic to hope that lemmy grows to the size of the bigger social media platforms? 2 months ago:
It’s possible, but I don’t hope for it. There are tradeoffs for everything. The more the population expands, the more content, yes, but the number of negative encounters goes up too.
I’m good with where it’s at now, but do recognize that I’m not necessarily average because I don’t stay on my phone for extended periods.
- Comment on Anyone remember this famous press conference and how it ended? 2 months ago:
The days when rotten.com would provide the worst things and we laughed.
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 2 months ago:
That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
- Comment on A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder 2 months ago:
Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That’s pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.
- Comment on A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder 2 months ago:
What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Similar and it could have been made up, that’s true.