Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on UwU 2 days ago:
She’s lying
- Comment on I guarantee this is a waste of time 1 week ago:
And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Hay is for horses And cows eat grass If you don’t like it…
- Comment on Soft 1 week ago:
I flipped off the toll gate attendant once in 4th grade when we were coming back from some event. Another kid on the bus narc’ed on me and I got detention. Would do again.
PS: I still flip off the automated toll readers. Fuck the system.
- Comment on This fuckass ad keeps popping up while I'm trying to study Norwegian 2 weeks ago:
Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Bro, you look like a penis
- Comment on I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization. 3 weeks ago:
I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 4 weeks ago:
I just want to see the whole “AI Will Smith chewing” video posted into some Matrix parts now. Someone make it happen. I believe in you.
- Comment on Name the Band 5 weeks ago:
Okay, a couple more now that I have time:
Third Eye Dumb
Alice in Shitstains
Aerosnizz
- Comment on Name the Band 5 weeks ago:
Led Derplin
- Comment on we're all a little gay inside 1 month ago:
Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!
Nah, it didn’t.
- Comment on One in 14 children who die in England have closely related parents, study finds 1 month ago:
Oh no! I’m closely related to my parents too!
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 month ago:
You didn’t say “This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen.” Why didn’t you say that? Are you blind?
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 1 month ago:
BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!
- Comment on I have these every where in my house 1 month ago:
Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?
- Comment on Do old people still remember their childhood? Do people just start losing their memories and their sense of self as they get older? 2 months ago:
I’m an old fucker and can remember my earliest memories still. You have to do it though, because memories become less clear over time if unused. Unfortunately, we spend less time recalling memories because of our current over-stimulation in this entertainment rich world. Most of us do not let ourselves be bored (almost ever) now.
Tonight I played a game I hadn’t played since the early 90’s and just the graphics and sounds really brought back nostalgic feelings.
- Comment on Trump Administration Live Updates: President Expects Impeachment if G.O.P. Falters in Midterm Elections 2 months ago:
If there’s any hope of this, they need to excise the Schumer tumor first. Corporate Democrats have no will to fight because big money does not want things to change.
- Comment on Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Wants to Buy Greenland 2 months ago:
Just like he wants to pay his employees
- Comment on Has anything from the lemmy universe ever went viral before Reddit or Tictac or Insta? 2 months ago:
Image BEANS
- Comment on YOLO 3 months ago:
I vote citric acid this time
- Comment on Kiribati 3 months ago:
Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.
- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 3 months ago:
Home Depot got some fine brick my friend, fine brick indeed.
- Comment on don't tell the cable company about the splitter 3 months ago:
I had one of the last Bravia cathode rays made. It was 38" and colossal. The move from one 3rd floor apartment to another 3rd floor apartment (no elevator in either case) convinced me to switch. I gave it away to an old buddy who thought I was exaggerating when I said bring 3 people.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Corn corn fuck that guy corn
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 3 months ago:
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 3 months ago:
I mean… You can still have that kind of fun, it’s just not called a doctor anymore.
- Comment on No it won’t 3 months ago:
…hottest regift this year
- Comment on Simple test to see if you are normal or have a flithy mind 3 months ago:
I looked and looked at the main picture trying to make a duck out of it. I was thinking I must be a dumbass. Thank you for confirming my suspicion, fine sir.
- Comment on 'If we take action, we might survive' 3 months ago:
For as much as we’ve discovered about our universe, we are still too stupid to adequately plan for our species’ survival.
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 4 months ago:
You really haven’t tasted hot dogs until you’ve spent half a paycheck on ingredients and tools, then another 14 hours prepping and cooking everything. It’s almost as good as a microwaved Ballpark… Almost.
