Tylerdurdon
@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
- Comment on How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free? 4 days ago:
I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?
- Comment on Why do people especially men care if someone forgives a cheating partner 1 week ago:
That’s not a norm I’ve ever heard. More often than not, there is forgiveness because of the emotional attachment. Things work for a while, then it happens again. This keeps happening and deteriorating the trust until finally the relationship has mutated into an unrecognizable shadow of it’s former beauty.
Many people have experienced this, thus the given advice. I’ve learned that providing that kind of advice can damage the relationship with your friend (because of said emotional attachment), so I don’t bother. It’s something people have to learn on their own.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 week ago:
Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.
- Comment on Trump Administration to End Protections for 58 Million Acres of National Forests; Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Clinton-era rule barring road construction and logging outdated & "absurd" 2 weeks ago:
I mean, that’s why they called them conservatives, right? It was their willingness to obliterate every last bit of nature in the name of the almighty dollar.
- Comment on Movies not starting when they are scheduled. 2 weeks ago:
This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.
- Comment on Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ? 2 weeks ago:
WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!
- Comment on Franks and Beans: Take 2 4 weeks ago:
Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?
- Comment on Why are you here and not on Reddit? 4 weeks ago:
Because fuck that place, that’s why
- Comment on Franks and Beans 4 weeks ago:
But man, is it a frank.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 4 weeks ago:
So everyone in hell is ripped?
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 5 weeks ago:
Nah, just Ed sheering
- Comment on Another one of these to add to the bunch lol 5 weeks ago:
Now do Ed-209 sheering a sheep
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 5 weeks ago:
That’s nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.
- Comment on Subnautica Is Coming To Android/iOS 1 month ago:
That was a fun game. Not sure how much you’d enjoy it on smaller devices.
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 1 month ago:
Drink water or get slapped?
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 1 month ago:
- Comment on moms spaghetti 1 month ago:
That looks good, can I have some?
- Comment on Literature for dirty people 1 month ago:
The chrome off a trailer hitch
- Comment on The first ever earthquake fault rupture captured on a security cam in Myanmar 1 month ago:
This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.
- Comment on ‘Chicago Fire’, ‘Chicago P.D.’ & ‘Chicago Med’ Renewed By NBC For 2025-26 Season 2 months ago:
Chicago has problems next year too!!!
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 2 months ago:
But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated…
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 months ago:
I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.
- Comment on Petty pedantry 2 months ago:
Sounds like true love to me
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 3 months ago:
That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.
- Comment on Dozens of spam messages daily now 3 months ago:
I’m in that boat. Outlook’s reporting function died too.
- Comment on Anon doesn't hold back 3 months ago:
He didn’t realize he could have had a double teabag that night.
- Comment on Trump threatens to impose 'large scale' sanctions on Russia until a peace agreement with Ukraine is reached 3 months ago:
Uh huh…
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 4 months ago:
I guess someone with that condition could climb the ladder in a hurricane.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 4 months ago:
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 4 months ago:
I always thought it was “smack my head”