NOT THE BEES

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  May they rest in bees

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Cryptkeeper: and remember kiddies, you’d better bee-have yourselves or you’ll have a real SWARMageddon! AAhhahahahahaha

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Should’ve said “*bee*neath a cemetery”

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So they went and disturbed it. Real nice, assholes. Streak fucking ruined.

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Bee 1: bzzzz *wiggle*

    Bee 2: bzzz bzzzz *wiggle*

    Bee 1: bz-

    (Roof tears open)

    Science-type person: Ay what y’all got goin’ in here?! 🤩

    (Sign, “Days Without Disturbance” rolls over from 36,501 to zero)

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  • gnufuu@infosec.pub ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    buzz kill

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So every time a new body is interred they can make themselves a little batch of human meat honey, as a treat.

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    In one detailed study of Trigona hypogea in Brazil, the vulture bees mixed sugary plant products with a proteinaceous paste from regurgitated meat, and let it mature to form a sweet substance that was used as food; however, the two resources were initially kept in separate “pots” in the colony, neither being true honey (i.e., not derived from nectar), but they were then mixed together.

    Bees mastering necro-tweaking

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If mellified man is a thing, turnabout is only fair play

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Zombees

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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    DON’T PAIN OPEN INSIDE

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    • morto@piefed.social ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      DON’T HONEY OPEN INSIDE

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• LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  A cemetery suspiciously filled with bees? My tomb of the first English king Aethelstan the Red should put a stop to this!

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Leave them bee?

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Paging Stephen King…. Will Mr king please report to Ithaca NY, your next plot line has arrived.

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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Queenbee Empressbee

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Unleash the pharaoh’s bees!

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