Triumph

@Triumph@fedia.io

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies require you to submit a resume but also put the same data into their forms?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was told that AI could read whatever resume I submit and perfectly extract all the relevant information from it and put it in the correct database fields.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This one has pom poms!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there's nothing you can do about it besides prepare yourself to make the most difficult decisions a person can make. May as well shop for dog hats in the meantime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm in my 50s and I thought I knew what I was doing until everything changed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WOMEN.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I especially like playing chess with clam people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hill I will die on: I really don’t like ‘like’ – or other imprecise and redundant speech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If filler words didn't serve a linguistic purpose, they wouldn't exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on your device, you may be able to configure it to only ring if the number is already in your contacts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alien⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh right I was thinking oof acetaminophen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alien⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also severe acute liver damage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨72 people arrested at protest outside Palestine Action activists’ sentencing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp, if you're going to be arrested as a terrorist, might as well do some terrorism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do cops and soldiers go thru training to not freak out or get sick the first time they see an adult body? What about a kid or something? Or does it depend on the situation theie walking into?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of people die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I took up vaping about 15 years ago. Like flipping a switch. Anecdotally, the health benefits over cigarettes are incredible and immediate. Also cheaper by far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cough. Queef. Exploding boil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The systems that manage capitalism are also corruptible.

  Any time it is possible for one person to control more resources than others, there will be corruption.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Median pay for CEOs rose nearly 6% in 2025, but some compensation packages were eye-popping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So happy to see that their compensation is outpacing inflation! They got theirs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That may be a secondary effect, but it's neither the intention nor the goal of "really notifications" on fediverse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working class neighborhoods are resisting data centers at 5 times the rate of wealthy ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And if the wealthy need to "resist" a data center, they have the power to do so quietly, successfully, and with little effort. Poor neighborhoods can make all the noise they want, to little or no effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Except that nobody is getting paid for engagement here, so that's not "driving engagement" so much as it's "a feature that people want".

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working class neighborhoods are resisting data centers at 5 times the rate of wealthy ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm going to go out on a limb here: Nobody is building data centers near wealthy neighborhoods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't create Githib account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One eight and a couple of sixes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Data Centers’ Water Consumption Breaks 264 Billion Gallons in 2025 as Devastating Drought Hits Nearly 63% of U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Healthcare and showers are cost centers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerosol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Frozone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "my taxes"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely a thing in the US, and the subtext is "so I am deserving of whatever government services I use".

  The subtext to that is that if you're poor enough to not have to pay income tax (never mind sales tax, fuel tax, property tax, etc.), that you don't deserve the government services you use, and that you are a freeloader at best, criminal at worst.

  It's the kind of phrasing assholes use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOT THE BEES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zombees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's an arborist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hehe hehe erect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally—my XL pack of fragile crushable poison arrived.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you can never dispose of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heater⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Burn. It's a loose connection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just put the grenade outside the environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the man.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Autoshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI is minting new billionaires, and workers want their share⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ownership class, which enriches itself every day by stealing from labor, has never willingly redistributed its wealth. They will resort to violence to keep it, and only the legitimate threat of violence towards them will bring them to heel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys convicted of rape get non-custodial sentences as judge says they should not be criminalised unnecessarily⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Awesome, heading over to rape that judge at knifepoint then.