Submitted 1 day ago by phaedrus@piefed.world to [deleted]
Since we’re re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn’t mind dumping some more ideas?
Arsehole
Butthole
Crapper
Dung-shute
Exit-tube
Fart-speaker
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
Pooper
Q
Rusty-trumpet
Sphincter
Turd-shaper
Uranus
Vaganus
W
X
Y
Z
You should keep one random normal Juliett or something in there
Top-tier! I added Quebec
X can stay as-is because X marks the spot.
And is incidentally the name of a website that is also full of shit.
I could see it getting this point across if I did Xitter, which of course rhymes with shitter
E - exit, but if not, Excretor
I - innards
J - junk
K - krud
N - nincompoop
Y - yarvinhole
O-ring
Just make sure it doesn’t dry out!
G should be either Gloryhole or Gash
We need a committee vote on this one. I lean towards Gloryhole since I think Gash is more specifically used as slang for the vageen. OTOH, I did use Vaganus for V initially.
C - chimney, chute E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance
I - incontinence, ileum, inbox J - jettison hatch K - kegel-er N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve Y - young republican Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith
Mangina
Tentatively added, but I’m on the fence. All genders have buttholes (or do they?)
Incontinence
DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Kardashian
phaedrus@piefed.world 5 hours ago
jack nicholson agreeing