Broadfern

@Broadfern@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me he's okay⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hide your hands now while you still have them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice try⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I loved specific fruit as a kid. Bananas, grapes, and watermelon? Hell yeah. Apples and honeydew? Death glare for suggesting it.

  I and my sibling also got fiendish for salad and fresh vegetables but hated frozen.

  I’d wager that just like with adults, every kid is different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wasted time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are type 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Comparing newborn chicks vs. baby ravens is hilarious for this reason

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I present my girlfriend's daughter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Autocorrect just bailed on her lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the joke is that a vocal chunk of the user base here also uses Linux

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going on Reddit today be like...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good satire comment but unfortunately tone doesn’t translate well over text.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Cartoon Network executive asking an advisor if they should replace the 9:30 PM time slot with 6teen [Day 103]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Room (2003)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bowie died in 2016. Is your clan mate like 14?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨San Jose Cochran Frog 🐸⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little dude looks like I should be able to lightly press his back and he lights up like a novelty nightlight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck the swine!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This gives Chaucer vibes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not elaborate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cringe all the way down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What someone's doing to X right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s any perverse consolation people believed those stupid fucking conspiracies long before the internet shoved their idiocy in our faces.

  I grew up in a household with those conspiracies, including but not limited to Illuminati, wrist chips, and other flavors of end-of-times insanity. Grown adults spewing that straight faced made me lose my trust in them.

  I also grew up playing the game and understood it was fully fabrication, but also a commentary just like every other science fiction work.

  Idiots are not new, just louder now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good Monday⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Daycare/preschool?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solar noon is the only real noon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Per the Wikipedia article:

  It is a common myth in the United States that DST was first implemented for the benefit of farmers.[38][39][40] In reality, farmers have been one of the strongest lobbying groups against DST since it was first implemented.[38][39][40] The factors that influence farming schedules, such as morning dew and dairy cattle’s readiness to be milked, are ultimately dictated by the sun, so the clock change introduces unnecessary challenges.[38][40][41]

  TL:DR for the rest of the history and rationale: Most of this was rich people wanting more time for their personal hobbies, other people’s sleep and health be damned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanda and Cosmo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry lol I’m an old. A lot of it came from some…”interesting” fandoms on tumblr and deviantart in the early-mid 2010s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanda and Cosmo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when FOP casually depicted mpreg in a children’s cartoon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone help me identify this vintage computer?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same lol my nerd ass just assumed the pic was blurred out for identity privacy reasons and was expecting an actual answer before I realized what comm this was in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introverted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ✨🌈 M A S K I N G 🌈 ✨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sneaky sneaky⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m sad. Water bears are the best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not original at all but feel a bit amusing about thought somebody takes it to heart⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL his name is Gary. I have just the face and the music note version in my keyboard shortcuts under different names lol

  (ᐛ) ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (◕‿◕✿) ಠ_ಠ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not original at all but feel a bit amusing about thought somebody takes it to heart⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are beautiful, you are loved, and you deserve to go get up and get yourself your favorite drink and/or snack then get some sunshine.

  (ᐛ)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chad rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No comment except: same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the movie actually repeats almost the same line within like 5 seconds seriously what the fuck I never noticed this [Day 84]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OP is making daily memes from each line in the movie “The Room.”

  Apparently this line has been repeated enough times that it’s causing frustration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some mistakes may have been made⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the one comment or post you make in passing too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paper towel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I regret having eyes today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a new wall and just ignore the light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Learning unreal engine like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The curse that is consciousness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brain’s job is to keep alive, not happy.

  Fortunately brain also knows this and gives responses to itself about this predicament.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leo knew it was a joke and laughed because it was just a joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This title reads as passive aggressive. You good, OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  NASCAR racers are radical woke antifa DEI snowflake leftists?!!?12?! 🤬🤬

  /s (is there a satire specific tone tag?)