mojofrododojo
@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
- Comment on Rate my breakfast 5 hours ago:
that’s gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours
- Comment on nuked from orbit 1 day ago:
it’s harikiri
eh, only if it comes from the harikiri region of france tho.
otherwise it’s just sparkling disembowelment.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 1 day ago:
I worry that you’re correct; I can’t even get family to stop using amazon, because, ‘shows’, and free prime delivery. I point to bezos bending the knee to trump and amazon’s horrible record re: unions - but… shows… free delivery.
fffffffffffffffffuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
- Comment on Good morning. 3 days ago:
just sayin’
- Comment on Try going to public school 4 days ago:
Word.
I wish the people who voted pro NRA shit had to take fire as often as school kids - it would change their policies quickly.
- Comment on Good morning. 4 days ago:
as a humor source, dressing up dongs and nutsacks has potential, but for porn, does it work for people who are into dicks?
- Comment on Good morning. 4 days ago:
classic
- Comment on Good morning. 5 days ago:
you’re right…
but you gotta know sometimes the hurk is involuntary
- Comment on Good morning. 5 days ago:
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers
hurk
- Comment on Good morning. 5 days ago:
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
- Comment on Good morning. 5 days ago:
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
- Comment on I'm tired boss 5 days ago:
“accel in my work”
work faster not smarter?
- Comment on "Captain America: Brave New World" has received a B- on CinemaScore, the lowest score for an MCU film. 5 days ago:
valid points.
I don’t think anyone can make a lot of any product and have uniform perfection, it just doesn’t work that way.
- Comment on "Captain America: Brave New World" has received a B- on CinemaScore, the lowest score for an MCU film. 5 days ago:
pffft… wish I looked half as good.
but I’m half goblin so you know that applies in a lot of different categories.
- Comment on Best way to turn off people and get lower tips 5 days ago:
well yeah but that’s no fun
- Comment on "Captain America: Brave New World" has received a B- on CinemaScore, the lowest score for an MCU film. 5 days ago:
I’m wildly curious what it means IF NOT THAT…
- Comment on Best way to turn off people and get lower tips 5 days ago:
If i could vote to abolish it i would
yeah, I’m american, same. funny we never really get the opportunity to vote on stuff like this tho. shit’s rigged.
- Comment on "Captain America: Brave New World" has received a B- on CinemaScore, the lowest score for an MCU film. 5 days ago:
make 100 of anything, make a hundred blenders a hundred cars or a hundred bottles of hooch - there’s gonna be good ones, bad ones, mediocre ones, a whole range.
you can see this in star trek, star wars, marvel, etc.
funny enough, you don’t see it in the DCU…because aquaman is a high point over there. blech
- Comment on "Captain America: Brave New World" has received a B- on CinemaScore, the lowest score for an MCU film. 5 days ago:
He doesn’t look like your regular leading actor.
you can just say he’s the wrong color, it’s racist but we’re hearing what you’re putting out regardless.
- Comment on Best way to turn off people and get lower tips 5 days ago:
thou
thy cant’est mean thou
- Comment on Best way to turn off people and get lower tips 5 days ago:
Thats europe.
most of europe sneers at tipping.
- Comment on What keeps Americans from being mad about the state of their country? 6 days ago:
everyone I know is mad. disgusted. ashamed of our country and it’s election systems that allow this incompetent clown show to destroy our democracy.
meanwhile joe joe could have had the cia murder trump et al, and probably gotten away with it considering the supreme court’s bullshit.
strange thing to wish had happened.
- Comment on Kid is having such bad luck 6 days ago:
nah. I could be born with hydrocephalus and still be smart enough to know Elon’s a chud and his fanboys are pitiful.
- Comment on horseshoe crab butts!! 1 week ago:
+1
would subscribe to your newsletter.
- Comment on Kid is having such bad luck 1 week ago:
Instead, if they collect enough good karma, they are reborn as a man.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
that’s… wow
- Comment on Spotify Premium "Ad Free" plan 1 week ago:
not only do you pay them to shove more adverts at you, they’re giving a substantial chunk to chuds like rogan all the while stiffing the artists their service is built on.
nice fucking job.
- Comment on I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand 1 week ago:
eh. I really liked my pixel 3a xl. perfect pocketability with fantastic screen size.
not particularly wild about the pixel 8’s size. :|
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
like commissioning a piece of art from an artist who stole all their techniques and style from artists who labored on it their entire lives.
uncompensated.
without any kind of consent or permission.
I really don’t see it like commissioning from an actual artist.
- Comment on It looks like someone at Activision is leaking Slack screenshots to right-wing X users 2 weeks ago:
you can see the publishers just going out of business because of all that woke money. oh wait. $184.3 billion. nevermind lol
- Comment on It looks like someone at Activision is leaking Slack screenshots to right-wing X users 2 weeks ago:
yeah, you’re right, they’re just a chud.
Your bubble is about to pop, thanks to trump.
I mean, goddamn… chudtastic take