mojofrododojo
@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
- Comment on Everyone's got a fetish, I guess. 4 days ago:
yeah, they used to get us around the neck and forehead on sweaty days. not fun! yet another reason to avoid missouri
- Comment on So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up? 5 days ago:
greyrock that shit. they want to troll the libs, if you react to their fascist shit it’s giving them what they want.
- Comment on Why civilians don't crowdfund bribe money for politicians? 5 days ago:
mass of funds. corps have larger available capital to spend, individuals, even collectivized, do not.
- Comment on True romance, despite everything. 6 days ago:
The way he was slobbering over Mamdani today I wonder if he’s the real bubba.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Norman Greenbaum represennnnnnnnt
- Comment on 1 week ago:
cage in the sky?
I mean… I haven’t given hamster valhalla MUCH thought but I’d have imagined they’d be tunneling endless labyrinths to store their hot hamster maidens/fuckbois in.
no dribble bottle, they drink mead from casks and slay their enemies with razor sharp incisors
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
I’m just happy if they puke on the hardwood and not on a rug. been thinking about trying to teach them to puke in the shower
I’m ashamed to admit I’ve dragged a dog bodily across the room to get them to puke on the tile or wood flooring. but I’d do it again.
one of my hounds likes to make pukey noises, then go outside AND EAT GRASS THAT MAKES HER VOMIT LIKE CLOCKWORK.
0.o
bro you are your own self fulfilling vomit prophecy. just don’t eat the *@!)$%^*ing grass
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
then we get to play the game “no, just barf outside, it’s fine to barf out here, look, I can tell you’re gonna yark so just do it…” 40 minutes later as I’m trying to get the family out the door together, HURRK HURRRK HURRRRK HUUUUUURRRK
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
depends on the cause of the wakeup. alarm? 10 minutes.
kid or dog or cat vomiting? about 12 attoseconds.
- Comment on And ironically the smaller they are the more vicious they are 1 week ago:
it’s like they took a normal dog and distilled it, concentrating it’s rage into a smaller, twitchier package who’s anger is so intense it makes their damned eyes bulge
- Comment on Life is silly 2 weeks ago:
“fuck now she’s gonna be asking me when I’m gonna propose for the next six months”
- Comment on They Wylin' 2 weeks ago:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
search ‘bubba’
- Comment on They Wylin' 2 weeks ago:
we live in such a fucking strange timeline
- Comment on Valve released a new VR helmet? 2 weeks ago:
yeah, the way I look at it: VR has happened. The vive/index generation of pc grunt behind vr gaming made it worth it. Quest 2/3 are great headsets too - buuuuuuuttt…
as can be pointed out for so many things, Meta has ruined it for everyone by pouring in billions to make… diddly squat, then retreating to AI and throwing their hands up because their thrashing and flailing never made a multibillion profit.
slow and steady - that’s how new tech advances. not whatever the hell meta did. god, damn, did they waste geometric shittons of funding
- Comment on All grill no chill 2 weeks ago:
bro light that shit and change your perspective
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 2 weeks ago:
bro that is sister wife starter kit.
- Comment on Yarr 2 weeks ago:
tis a banger.
I also like Chicken on a raft.
- Comment on splendid 2 weeks ago:
I think I’ve overcome my insecurities suddenly.
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 2 weeks ago:
eric and don jr for sure… the dorito bandito doesn’t strike me as a coke head. I dunno, ymmv
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 2 weeks ago:
my kiddo always used to get introspect, distant gaze, then furrow their brow like they were doing calculus in their head… then plop;
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 2 weeks ago:
yep. lights are on but no one’s home
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 2 weeks ago:
honestly I’m not sure he was even aware
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 2 weeks ago:
shhhh DON’T WAKE THE BABY MAN
- Comment on grindr dump (in post body) 3 weeks ago:
thanks, I needed one when hastily leaving reddit during the mod purge and had a stack of dvd’s next to my laptop for my kid - powderpuff girls and lotr
- Comment on grindr dump (in post body) 3 weeks ago:
fuckshed
yuuup
- Comment on Popular Tech Youtuber Enderman looses his YouTube channel after AI error 3 weeks ago:
nah I was being silly.
- Comment on For those who have all the right answers for the rest of us 3 weeks ago:
I have tremendous admiration for the works of Python, but yeah, especially every time I’ve seen him in the last few years, especially discussing this concept, he’s just awful.
just an absolute twatwaffle
- Comment on Popular Tech Youtuber Enderman looses his YouTube channel after AI error 3 weeks ago:
Wadsworth Constant
- Comment on Come the fuck on.... please? 3 weeks ago:
El Salvador.
- Comment on sushi delivery 3 weeks ago:
recently ate myself stupid on amazing sushi in Seattle. but yeah if we’re gonna ‘cook’ it ruin it completely lol
