mojofrododojo

@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one could have seen this coming⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  suggested amazon alternatives? honest query, trying to reduce my use of bezo’s bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  which one gives you worse explosive diarrhea?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Stephen Colbert had The Colbert Report did the right ever realize he was doing a parody of them?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump just did it in his correspondents dinner speech where he said he was going to run again in 2028.

  www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/…/29

  I’m not sure this is trolling in any way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me too! Or not? Whichever!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  that dead horse should be leaking a slurry of beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  oof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  pretty sure the only people thinking about pittsburgh are the ones suffering from pittsburgh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate that the claymore has a camera attached… to the claymore. Hopefully it’s integrated with wifi and allows the user to drive the boomba. They’ve even circumvented the normal blasting caps somehow. Interesting choices lol but at least there’s conceivably a man in the middle pushing the X button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in an office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously this is just a surface level description, but what you’ve described just sounds like capitalism to me. I’m struggling to figure out what law was broken.

  valid. iirc the thing that broke the dam was their psychologist being disbarred or having their license revoked, and everything fell apart after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in an office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  100% not having to answer calls. and it was $3 more per hour. easy choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in an office⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  at the age of 16 I was working for a local ISP doing dialup support when we got a call that couldn’t be resolved by level one techs … but was apparently in the same building, across the hall. After going around and around with them for 4+ calls and realizing we were right there, I just walked over on my lunch break, got hired as their helpdesk, walked back, quit, and started connecting all their desktops up to a novell netware network to use their paired ISDN line instead of having dozens of desktops dialing in for 28.8k

  This work went on for 8 months, and I was always struck by how many desktops and offices they had, but so few people were ever there. Slept with my future wife on a couch in the lobby lol. Anyway, after almost a year of this, they were raided by the feds for selling fake ‘executive personality analysis’ and helping tons of companies pick their c-suites based on woo-woo garbage surveys they were selling to fortune 500 companies for thousands of dollars each. Turns out the entire business was lies layered on lies but I cashed the fuck outta those checks and appreciated not having to work fast food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vroooooom!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll make out with every one of you

  yeah I think they’ve already revealed their feelings about pollution, take the fuckin hint.

  And old men vette owners are REALLY WEIRD.

  it’s probably brain damage from all the co2 you end up breathing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vroooooom!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the joke is that they’ll literally cook the planet, knowing each stroke of the engine is putting out more CO2 that will cause the planet to heat further while choking their own kids with pollution, haha, and they’ll do it for fun.

  the cult of vroom vroom is gonna kill this species because these smooth brained fuckwits can’t enjoy other forms of entertainment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apu sitting in the corner out of picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  this would be a fun take

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apu sitting in the corner out of picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  **while various groups without any sense of humor move goalposts **

  aw did someone ick your yum? did someone say “hey that’s racist as fuck” and were right, so society moved on and it left you back in the 70s rofls?

  various groups without any sense of humor… jfc…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weapons for defense only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  it will be interesting to see how the swiss adapt to a potential enemy flying drones down the barrels of all those prepositioned arty pieces… a lot have been decommissioned too iirc. knowing the swiss they already have some kind of defenses in development.

  like clockwork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apu sitting in the corner out of picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  FORREAL

  I just… sometimes reel when thinking about how been really bad… like, phoned in, then joked about phoning it in, then cozyed into how lazy it could all be… imho makes a great argument nothing should last 10+ seasons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apu sitting in the corner out of picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. And Hank Azaria has a fuckton of other characters to voice, and there’s a huge universe, so no Apu isn’t really a show killing problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it reasonable to tell a person you once loved about the fact years later?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would want to hear this said to me; it would make my day;

  then tell yourself and leave the other person to their fucking life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon joins a shitposting group⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …did the friend know too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This was the best ever segment of Saturday Night Live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Farley couldn’t stop cracking up his costars, you see them keep turning away or covering their faces. gold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Settle a debate can potato's and noodles go together and taste great with sauce and other things? (I say it can) However my mother says two starches should never be cooked because it's too much.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yep. gnocchi and samosa’s stop this discussion cold. so good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The land before time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember buying my first mapsco and thinking: well shit, I literally can’t get lost now…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day.....Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, “Nobody likes yogurt." "⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  nah, same amount of shit, simply less in spray form

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NHS app to use AI to determine which service best for patients⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  does it really matter?

  I’d prefer a human to make life and death decisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Least problematic company ever lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  or looking over it’s shoulder in utter horror…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it was a pressure washer per se, but they bring enough water pressure to hose off a truck that went mudding lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to think, all this mad scrabbling for AI right as people are galvanizing against it’s outsized costs and complete lack of a useful endgame. Great timing Timmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh good the ghoulish fucktake I expect from this dirtbag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't have kids⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  worked for a tech company a decade ago and found out about services where dudes who would come and wash your car while you were at work, detail it etc.,

  this would make me consider using such a service for my shitty ride lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it’s going you don’t really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol