mojofrododojo
@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 day ago:
great bacon requires time and 400+ f temps, and a watchful eye - flipping helps too.
then you can refrigerate it and use it for a week on baked potatoes, pigs in blankets, bacon bits for salad, bacon chunks for soups like potato soup and chowders.
it’s gonna kill me, but goddamn is good bacon worth it.
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 day ago:
we used to do pigs wrapped in bacon in a blanket. pretty freaking good but you have to precook the bacon.
- Comment on The shrinkflation 1 day ago:
soylent mignon is made out of rocks!
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 1 day ago:
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
- Comment on The shrinkflation 1 day ago:
wait until they can feed you paste but make you think it tastes good.
- Comment on Be careful when choosing your profession 3 days ago:
fuck all the wasps I killed in life, I’ll kill 'em again
- Comment on w e a k n e s s 1 week ago:
scale. you don’t see aircraft that tiny being piloted by guys that big often.
- Comment on w e a k n e s s 1 week ago:
fantasies can include lube
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 weeks ago:
well you may be surprised but this is my opinion and I’m not down for onions raw, period. shallots, chives, red white fuck it all.
had them all, only like them if they’re cooked.
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 weeks ago:
onions in something cooked, like red beans and rice? fosho
onions raw on otherwise edible food? naaaaaaaah
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 weeks ago:
they make him cry. don’t kinkshame.
- Comment on He was HUNGRY 😓 2 weeks ago:
TY. Appreciate the insight.
- Comment on He was HUNGRY 😓 2 weeks ago:
I’ve considered re-reading the dragonlance books on a few occasions but worry my fond memories are mostly nostalgia and not genuine worth… or worth trying to get one of the kids into…
I seem to recall legend of huma was baller, but again not sure if that’s real or just memories of a happier time…
- Comment on Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump? 2 weeks ago:
tsk… this is unsavory and beneath the office, but… it does add up with his intimate knowledge of arnold palmer’s dong.
he probably remembered every throbbing inch.
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 2 weeks ago:
jfc. grkk
great username too.
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 2 weeks ago:
squared off for easy choking lol
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 2 weeks ago:
gnarly
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 2 weeks ago:
what are those bar things, is that supposed to be a tablet?
- Comment on Fair's fair. 3 weeks ago:
aw cranky?
life is politics writ large. shitposting is the purest form of politics imho.
do you really think this meme is attempting to affect policy? it’s not. it’s the shitpost equivalent of commiserating about a ridiculous double standard.
maybe you’re not cut out for the shitpost life friendo
- Comment on Fair's fair. 3 weeks ago:
who cornholes cornholnelius?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 weeks ago:
hot water tap my friend, you’re worth it.
probably.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 weeks ago:
word. less microplastics too.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 weeks ago:
yeah why use a stick that’s worked for thousands of years when you can take nature’s bounty and stuff it into a bunch of plastic that then shits the honey onto your food.
what’s not to love?
- Comment on Whatever happened to the days when shit just...worked? 3 weeks ago:
remember when shit not working was abnormal and would tank a product so they’d test shit and ensure it had basic functionality?
pre-software days… they were a thing
- Comment on Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community 3 weeks ago:
king turd of shitpost mountain. huzzah
- Comment on who is searching this 3 weeks ago:
NPR has this wonderful story about a dog who loved to suck on toads. Like, crying laughing.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
dude you could throw a rock in a middle school and do better.
- Comment on Reddit is an AI chatbot and 5 mins games app now 4 weeks ago:
in the beginning there was /.
in the end, /. will cover the big crunch.
only then will people appreciate cmdrtaco’s gift to humanity
- Comment on Make this sub politics free 4 weeks ago:
how? when so much of the shit out there is political.
- Comment on No it won’t 4 weeks ago:
yeah but that’s imperial.