mojofrododojo
@mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
- Comment on Real Ad from the 70's with Reddy Kilowatt 4 hours ago:
it’s obviously not real.
look man I lived through the 70s.
now if you want to see safety vids that go REAL hard - go to germany. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0G97o2-apg
- Comment on Dubai's 'cringe' influencers have a new rule: Don't mention the war 2 days ago:
and it continues because 5 republicans - that’s what it would take in the senate - can’t find the courage to stop the madness.
for a pedophile
- Comment on Kim Jong Un calls women ‘physically weak’ with ‘plain faces’ in bizarre IWD address 2 days ago:
what a fuckin romantic… lol
- Comment on Did your wife ever go home to mother? January 19, 1949 3 days ago:
hopefully he died alone.
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 3 days ago:
US conservative Christian narrative
fucking brain worms running a death cult
- Comment on Modern game dev got explaining to do 3 days ago:
yup. found a bunch of coke can pallets full of punch cards when clearing out a relative’s house in the 80s. They were fortran code for the company he worked at, for the payroll and pension systems.
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 4 days ago:
depressingly plausible
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 4 days ago:
man the invective people put out against strippers / sex workers is wild to me.
getting genuinely angry because someone gets paid to show their junk, in this world of trillionaire asshole capitalists just seems so fucking misguided.
like, I’m not into feet, so sex stuff with feet is kinda - shrug - ok whatever - but getting angry at someone who’s smart enough to know they have feet, they’re willing to take pictures of the feet, and that there are people out there willing to pay for said pics - and complete the loop and make it earn for them?
why would anyone get angry about that? fuck the let this vile creature out of jail, and y’all are angry someone got paid for porn?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Shkreli
we need better priorities as a species.
- Comment on Artist whose work was used in Marathon without permission now has a credit in the game 4 days ago:
they stole a bunch of the artists work during the game’s production; the fact that this artist’s visual design language basically set the stage for the entire product, even after the stolen work was removed illustrates how fucked bungie was when they got caught out. sure, some will say “oh it’s not bungie’s fault, one of their art leads stole it and didn’t admit it” nah fuck that, bungie understand how source files work - they should be able to see some progression work, at the very very least.
so they settled and put the victim’s name in the credits, because it’s the right thing to do after exhausting most of the wrong things to do.
- Comment on Anon plays a game 6 days ago:
poor anon, can’t find any good fascism simulators that have the real hugo boss leather aesthetic huh?
if the internet has a sewer, the hole cover is stamped 4chan
- Comment on anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶 1 week ago:
different lyrics but similar tunes
- Comment on anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶 1 week ago:
Jehova’s Witnesses
thought this was mormons…?
- Comment on mfw I get hit on by women 1 week ago:
remarkably similar experience.
a girl in 9th grade sat next to me in half my classes. after a semester passed, she leaned over one day and said “I have a crush on someone in this class SO MUCH.” I proceeded to guess every other guy in the classroom, and she’d go “nooo…” and then said “Oh well Janey? Oh Rebecca?” and she got upset and class got going and I forgot.
She wrote in my yearbook “We could have had a lot of fun but you’re a sweet guy!”
and she was freaking hot.
Two years later my first actual girlfriend basically sat next to me at every lunch for a month, then some dance was approaching and she told me “Look here’s my address, pick me up at 7 ok?” And kissed me on the lips.
Ho lee shiiiit.
Oh and I was fuckin ugly too, I didn’t hit my growth spurt until 17, was far more interested in computers than anything else, big nose, dumbo ears, greasy, etc., so people, even if you’re completely clueless, be nice and bathe regularly, it might happen to you!
- Comment on Yay, milkshakes! 1 week ago:
pretty sure shrimp are just made entirely out of plastic.
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 1 week ago:
you’re about to enter a world of microtransactions…
ammo, eh?
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 week ago:
that color choice has to be deliberate.
- Comment on I LOVE EATING STIR BARS 1 week ago:
do you know they’re stir bars? they look puffy and the magnet would be opaque…
- Comment on Go ahead, take one 2 weeks ago:
yeah but the plastic wrappers alone would probably freak them the fuck out.
especially when delivered by strangely dressed people who stepped out of a time rift.
you know, 'tis the whole combination of new and strange things.
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 2 weeks ago:
dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who’s farts could strip paint.
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 2 weeks ago:
pitties smell better most deef
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 2 weeks ago:
ty
- Comment on "Being vegan is unnatural" 2 weeks ago:
vegan wing
so what are these, saitan? er?
- Comment on It makes me shudder 2 weeks ago:
twitching just looking at this
- Comment on HAIL HYDRA! 2 weeks ago:
yuussss sourdough & rosemary work really well together.
the flowers are tiny but a beautiful blue-purple and get hella bee action.
- Comment on HAIL HYDRA! 2 weeks ago:
rosemary
have a few new and a few mature rosemary plants and wow, they flower and attract pollinators, they provide free rosemary for cooking and baking bread (HIGHLY RECOMMEND), they require very little love or attention and grow BIG if you let them.
+1 would plant again
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 2 weeks ago:
a) the people have a right to know
wants the truth. i can’t handle the truth.
b)
this is propaganda from the bedsheet industry to provoke people to shit their bed. nice fuckin try
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 3 weeks ago:
I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
a) do you really want to know more about this guy’s rectum? 0.o
b) jfc you’ve never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 3 weeks ago:
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.
would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 3 weeks ago:
one of the reasons for all the visual LLM garbage is because it’s good enough to make you question, and by questioning they know it’s causing an unnecessary stress. Eat the slop and enjoy it. Fighting it won’t stop it.
It’s insidious and makes us question everything now.
- Comment on Dogs welcome 3 weeks ago:
it would be nice. hell, it should be the minimum. but yeah…