EvilBit
@EvilBit@lemmy.world
- Comment on 🐑🥁🐍 4 days ago:
It’s demeaning to an entire population. Pretty much the definition of a slur.
- Comment on 🐑🥁🐍 4 days ago:
Censor a swear word but leave in the slur? Feels like right-wing humor.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 5 days ago:
I’ll have to try that sometime.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 6 days ago:
I’ll guess Metal Gear Solid but there are plenty of other bangers in the PS1 library.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 6 days ago:
That one was a delightful surprise. I enjoyed it thoroughly because I’ve always liked digital pinball as well.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 6 days ago:
I’ll admit that 100%ing (or rather “100%”ing it - iykyk) it can get pretty tiresome, but I actually found that the backtracking wasn’t too bad because the castle map was so good. For some reason I was able to remember a lot of routes in it, but I couldn’t find my way through the later games for the life of me without checking the map screen every five seconds.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 6 days ago:
There really isn’t a remaster, just ports. There’s very little to improve.
I think there may have been some voice re-recordings here or there, but otherwise most versions are pretty much the same. I think the Xbox 360 Live Arcade version is missing some unimportant FMVs and some other minor details, it’s still completely decent.
It was a secret unlockable in the PSP game Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles with an added character and other stuff, but then you have to deal with the PSP emulation or whatever.
I’d suggest either emulating the original or getting it as a PSOne Classic on PlayStation Store unless some other route is more convenient.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 6 days ago:
Absolutely yes. It’s timelessly good. I played a bunch of the post-SotN Castlevanias on GBA and such and even with the more advanced systems and everything, none of them hit the same. It’s insane how well they nailed it on their first go.
- Comment on What is your favorite Metroidvania? 6 days ago:
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. The game so good it created the term “Metroidvania” even though the formula was basically “Metroid”.
- Comment on I used to always insert something inappropriate to the Nativity scene and my parents never noticed 1 week ago:
You must be about a million years old because that’s how long this picture’s been on the internet.
I don’t mind a nostalgic meme but this whole “caption it like I did it” thing is just annoying.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Shut up, Moon Moon
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
You’re a low quality person.
- Comment on eco-vengeance iconoclast 5 weeks ago:
Warb-garble? Is that a sly reference too?
- Comment on Fuck this expresso depresso life, but double fuck all these assholes. 1 month ago:
This is a recipe for a classic “frame someone for your own murder”.
- Comment on Thank you to the people providing a counterweight over on the Relooted forums 1 month ago:
Fuck racists. Wishlisted.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
Beautiful.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
Dammit I just realized I should have done Guardians of Dick Galaxy instead.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
🫶
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
- Me and You and Everyone We Dick
- Green Dick
- Lord of Dick
- Dick the Duck
- Happy Dick
- My Dick
- My Dick Ex-Girlfriend
- The Last Dick on the Left
- Evil Dick (Rise)
- Army of Dick
- Dick of a Unicorn
- Scary Dick
- Invasion of the Dick Snatchers
- Beetlejuice Dick
- My Big Fat Greek Dick
Let’s do Marvel!
- Iron Dick
- Ant-Dick
- The Incredible Dick
- Black Dick
- Black Dick
- Black Dick (just kidding, that one’s DC)
- Guardians of the Dick
- Spider-Man: Brand New Dick (coming soon!)
- The Fantastic Dick: First Steps
- Captain America: The Dick Avenger
- Captain America: Dick War
- Captain America: Brave New Dick
- Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Dick
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 month ago:
- Comment on “JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!” 2 months ago:
I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.
- Comment on “REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS... 2 months ago:
That last one sounds like a winner then.
- Comment on “REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS... 2 months ago:
Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.
- Comment on If spiderman shoots webs from his wrists would not the tension of shooting and swingiing up a skyscraper pretty much break his wrist? Also why SpiderMAN shouuldn''t it be SpiderTEEN? 2 months ago:
It’s not canon, it’s just an inconsistency with the films. They say it’s just changing the distance between his molecules or atoms or whatever, so he’d be the size of a house but weigh ~200 lbs.
- Comment on If spiderman shoots webs from his wrists would not the tension of shooting and swingiing up a skyscraper pretty much break his wrist? Also why SpiderMAN shouuldn''t it be SpiderTEEN? 2 months ago:
Iron Man got turned into a tin can of cranberry sauce the first time he cratered the Mark I.
Bruce Banner needs to eat insane quantities of food and basically perform organic cold fusion to extract the energy required to increase his mass. Shrinking back down to human size annihilates the entire city he’s in with the release of energy.
When Ant-Man grows to giant size, a breeze would blow him away.
Thor’s hammer Mjolnir punches a hole through the earth every time he sets it down.
You just gotta let some stuff slide.
- Comment on Llama 2 months ago:
ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’ve been playing VR horror games since the HTC Vive came out, and there is truly nothing like it. I’d been playing flat VR since the original Alone in the Dark and NOTHING compared to even janky indie VR horror when done right.
If you have a PSVR2 or PC headset, The Exorcist Legion is a pretty solid example.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I think RE7 is probably the scariest by a good margin. I played it on PSVR and it was amazing. 8 has a really intense section and 4 has its moments for sure, but they’re both significantly more action-focused.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I think if you ramp up properly, it could work. Don’t dive straight into hardcore VR survival horror, but work your way up from creepy to scary to terrifying and see where that gets you.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 2 months ago:
That emulation engine just runs Windows games, not Xbox games.
I think you’re right in that they highly prioritize cloud data and subscriptions, but that’s where the Game Pass road leads. Native apps on a subscription service now, bets all hedged for a possible all-cloud semi-distant future.