EvilBit
@EvilBit@lemmy.world
- Comment on eco-vengeance iconoclast 13 hours ago:
Warb-garble? Is that a sly reference too?
- Comment on Fuck this expresso depresso life, but double fuck all these assholes. 6 days ago:
This is a recipe for a classic “frame someone for your own murder”.
- Comment on Thank you to the people providing a counterweight over on the Relooted forums 1 week ago:
Fuck racists. Wishlisted.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 2 weeks ago:
Beautiful.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 2 weeks ago:
Dammit I just realized I should have done Guardians of Dick Galaxy instead.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 2 weeks ago:
🫶
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 2 weeks ago:
- Me and You and Everyone We Dick
- Green Dick
- Lord of Dick
- Dick the Duck
- Happy Dick
- My Dick
- My Dick Ex-Girlfriend
- The Last Dick on the Left
- Evil Dick (Rise)
- Army of Dick
- Dick of a Unicorn
- Scary Dick
- Invasion of the Dick Snatchers
- Beetlejuice Dick
- My Big Fat Greek Dick
Let’s do Marvel!
- Iron Dick
- Ant-Dick
- The Incredible Dick
- Black Dick
- Black Dick
- Black Dick (just kidding, that one’s DC)
- Guardians of the Dick
- Spider-Man: Brand New Dick (coming soon!)
- The Fantastic Dick: First Steps
- Captain America: The Dick Avenger
- Captain America: Dick War
- Captain America: Brave New Dick
- Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Dick
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on “JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!” 3 weeks ago:
I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.
- Comment on “REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS... 4 weeks ago:
That last one sounds like a winner then.
- Comment on “REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS... 4 weeks ago:
Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.
- Comment on If spiderman shoots webs from his wrists would not the tension of shooting and swingiing up a skyscraper pretty much break his wrist? Also why SpiderMAN shouuldn''t it be SpiderTEEN? 4 weeks ago:
It’s not canon, it’s just an inconsistency with the films. They say it’s just changing the distance between his molecules or atoms or whatever, so he’d be the size of a house but weigh ~200 lbs.
- Comment on If spiderman shoots webs from his wrists would not the tension of shooting and swingiing up a skyscraper pretty much break his wrist? Also why SpiderMAN shouuldn''t it be SpiderTEEN? 5 weeks ago:
Iron Man got turned into a tin can of cranberry sauce the first time he cratered the Mark I.
Bruce Banner needs to eat insane quantities of food and basically perform organic cold fusion to extract the energy required to increase his mass. Shrinking back down to human size annihilates the entire city he’s in with the release of energy.
When Ant-Man grows to giant size, a breeze would blow him away.
Thor’s hammer Mjolnir punches a hole through the earth every time he sets it down.
You just gotta let some stuff slide.
- Comment on Llama 1 month ago:
ONLY 1% OF PEOPLE CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE
- Comment on Is playing horror games a good way to get desensitized to fear, or it gonna backfire and make my anxiety worse? 1 month ago:
I’ve been playing VR horror games since the HTC Vive came out, and there is truly nothing like it. I’d been playing flat VR since the original Alone in the Dark and NOTHING compared to even janky indie VR horror when done right.
If you have a PSVR2 or PC headset, The Exorcist Legion is a pretty solid example.
- Comment on Is playing horror games a good way to get desensitized to fear, or it gonna backfire and make my anxiety worse? 1 month ago:
I think RE7 is probably the scariest by a good margin. I played it on PSVR and it was amazing. 8 has a really intense section and 4 has its moments for sure, but they’re both significantly more action-focused.
- Comment on Is playing horror games a good way to get desensitized to fear, or it gonna backfire and make my anxiety worse? 1 month ago:
I think if you ramp up properly, it could work. Don’t dive straight into hardcore VR survival horror, but work your way up from creepy to scary to terrifying and see where that gets you.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 1 month ago:
That emulation engine just runs Windows games, not Xbox games.
I think you’re right in that they highly prioritize cloud data and subscriptions, but that’s where the Game Pass road leads. Native apps on a subscription service now, bets all hedged for a possible all-cloud semi-distant future.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 1 month ago:
You’re all good! You didn’t come across as condescending, just rightly pessimistic about Xbox’s brand. My friends and I have been diehard Xbox players for decades at this point, and now we’re all starting to feel like Microsoft is dropping every ball they can get their hands on. It’s depressing.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 1 month ago:
That’sa marketing campaign, not a strategy. To be clear, I’m saying native Xbox games will run on Windows and vice verse, which is a lot more than a marketing campaign based on what devices can stream cloud games.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 1 month ago:
It’s possible you’re right, but strategically, I think the Xbox brand is a lost cause on its own. PlayStation is just beating it up and stealing its lunch money at this point. On the PC side, Steam rules the roost and makes money hand over fist running other people’s games on other people’s operating systems. So it looks to me like the only valid move is to see if the combined PC/Xbox ecosystem can compete with either of them or, optimistically, both.
The catch will be that they need to position it properly and we all know how awesome they are at that coughxboxonecough. If they sell it as “buy an Xbox like you always have and it’ll play tens of thousands of PC games too OR buy a Windows PC and it can play Xbox games natively or with backwards compatibility now” then I think they have a shot.
I mean, imagine being able to play every Steam Deck-compatible game on your Xbox console OR your Xbox handheld by default, even if you bought it from Steam. That’s a goddamn value proposition if I ever saw one. Then they just need to try and win market share from Steam through distribution and ecosystem, which would be their next big battle.
Of course, I say all this as though they aren’t going to epically deuce the futon like they always do.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 1 month ago:
I don’t think they’ll scuttle the brand, I think they’ll make Xbox a standard for compatibility backed up by custom hardware targets. Like the generation after next might be System X and System S, but you could have a custom PC build that certifies as “exceeds System S” and thus any app can reliably run at that level of quality as a guaranteed minimum. You could still buy an Xbox, but it would be more like a Steam Machine. And a handheld would simply be “any System S certified handheld, including the Xbox first party device”.
- Comment on Microsoft Still Can't Say How Much the ROG Xbox Ally X Will Cost Due to "Macro-Economic" Conditions, Despite Announcing Release Date and Availability Details(Leaked prices $549.99/$899 for Ally/Ally ) 1 month ago:
Actually I think this is the only way to save Xbox, at least as a very first baby step. I’d bet you dollars to donuts that in ten years, there will be no functional distinction between Xbox and Windows gaming, and Xbox games will be running on PCs.
- Comment on PS5 Confirms New Local Co-Op Game Coming in October 2025 2 months ago:
I’m finding Game Rant is pretty obnoxious like that all the time.
- Comment on Since we're doing magic eyes now... 2 months ago:
I was mildly obsessed. It felt like the future! I miss technology like that. I’m kinda excited for all this AR stuff people are talking about because I haven’t really been excited by the latest and greatest shiny black rectangle in a long time.
- Comment on Since we're doing magic eyes now... 2 months ago:
Yep. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing, I always say.
- Comment on Since we're doing magic eyes now... 2 months ago:
Thanks! It was a pain to set up the little screen trick but for what it’s worth, I won the contest!
- Comment on Since we're doing magic eyes now... 2 months ago:
About 21 years ago (😩) I made a stereoscopic photo for some online contest. I was pretty proud of it.
- Comment on Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss - Closest modern equivalent? 3 months ago:
- Comment on Those posts for little home gadgets that show up on social media, kinda like "as seen on tv" stuff but since it's tiktok/insta and other such sites, what would those be called? 3 months ago:
I think we can call them astroturfed garbage.
