fulcrummed

@fulcrummed@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Truck is Stupid Big⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me, uh did you say yutes?

  Yeah your honor the two yutes.

  Uh, what is a yute?

  Oh excuse me your honor - two youTHs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Astronauts are funny⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And have no sense of humour, whimsy, imagination, creativity or adventure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Astronauts are funny⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You used the word “were” instead of “was”. You’re well on your way compadre! I believe in you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAMANUJAN SPECIAL⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that like the FIFA Peace Prize?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinity vape gauntlet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Golden gun was fun on occasion, I still carry the trauma from playing slappers mode in the complex. My friend would pick Odd Job and pop outta vents - I’d be dead before I’d even seen him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The size of Portugal compared to Spain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re having a little trouble with Ukraine atm.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The size of Portugal compared to Spain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no one accepted standard for a Lisboa. All Lisboas are beautiful in their own right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ni!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …’Tis but

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just getting into a little bit of Troubles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if I’d call it controversial, but perhaps incendiary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  lol Cranberry-Lemon University

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean jackdaw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2 kool 4 skool⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well she thinks, she can’t tell herself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is another⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be so positive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #Fucking despicable and disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ie the headphone jack everyone went to such trouble to eradicate.

  Swings and roundabouts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope she’s got some of that “wisdom” to know her target (and what’s behind it).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science rules!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh… you didn’t take it as full-bore sarcasm that the image was colorised (assumedly by altitude or similar)? I took it as total sarcastic mocking snark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upstate NY creativity.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a tailgate alright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need help finishing the SHITPO phonetic alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  C - chimney, chute E - Excrement, exhaust pipe, exit/entrance

  I - incontinence, ileum, inbox J - jettison hatch K - kegel-er N - nether-nether-land, nuclear missile silo X - eXtra pocket, xana-doo-doo, xylitol release valve Y - young republican Z - zesty Italian, zephyr, zenith

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help me decide what I should name my game! Currently Country Architect, it turns out that "country" has a double meaning in English that I was not aware of⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooofff, thanks for pointing that out!! Yikes - Birth of a Nation, dead in the water, terrible suggestion, strike it from the record, definitely don’t use that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help me decide what I should name my game! Currently Country Architect, it turns out that "country" has a double meaning in English that I was not aware of⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Birth of a Nation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His Mar a Lago makeover is in full swing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This happens frequently but we all ignore it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ex-boyfriends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still remember in school when you got used text books that other previous years of classes had used. Still remember a history book that had porno captions on every picture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’d get a second-hand book sale just before school starts where there school would on-sell used books bought back (or donated) from previous years. All the parents and many kids would look for the book in the best condition. If you knew what was up, you’d thumb through them all and look for the ones with highlighting and the margin notes. My parents were like “why do you want the ratty old one?” But didn’t press the issue too hard cos at least they were cheaper than the pristine ones where the spine had never been cracked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is vocaroo still a thing? Can you hum or whistle it for us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not quite a match but the description makes me think of Kelis - Caught Out There

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wild Seals⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For the dolphins (porpoises) of this conversation are we taking a cat as being more or less cunning, intelligent and conniving than a toddler?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Waffle needs more syrup and the pancake needs crispy bacon and banana with syrup and butter!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I spent 20 minutes on it and could never figure it out⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally agree - I went through the same train of thought and went to reply, but realised I was late to the party. So… ditto!