fulcrummed
@fulcrummed@lemmy.world
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
“This seat is taken” Forest Gump kids on the bus accent
Or “ok, but you’re gonna have to sit on my lap.”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Fuck you Jonesy!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
You’re 10-ply there ain’t ya bud.
- Comment on Walmart math: Wrong price per ounce 2 weeks ago:
In Australia there are consumer protection laws that cover similar situations. If a product price scans differently at the checkout than displayed on the shelf, you get the product at whichever price is lower, or the business must cease selling the item until the price is corrected.
In addition there is a voluntary code of practice that the big supermarkets have signed onto which states that if the price scans higher at the checkout than shown on the shelf, the customer is entitled to receive the first of that item for free and any subsequent items at the lower price.
- Comment on They grow up so fast. 3 weeks ago:
I think you’ll find they’re actually all jackdaws.
- Comment on I clicked through ALL of them and left without posting. 1 month ago:
George isn’t at home - please leave a message at the beep.
- Comment on I clicked through ALL of them and left without posting. 1 month ago:
I think you have your heroes confused: Dean Cain played Superman, Sigourney Weaver was in Alien.
- Comment on I clicked through ALL of them and left without posting. 1 month ago:
Believe it or not!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
My god, the sass - it’s magnificent.
- Comment on Bargain 1 month ago:
What’s the current polymarket on the count of gay Tate brothers >0?
- Comment on Need to lose 15lbs in less than a week? I got you. 1 month ago:
I read the heading and thought you were posting sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.
- Comment on Need to lose 15lbs in less than a week? I got you. 1 month ago:
It requires use of tentacles though.
- Comment on Name this celebrity 2 months ago:
Ahem, Lenny CrabTits*
- Comment on Feelsgoodman.jpeg 2 months ago:
As was the style at the time.
- Comment on Your Truck is Stupid Big 4 months ago:
Excuse me, uh did you say yutes?
Yeah your honor the two yutes.
Uh, what is a yute?
Oh excuse me your honor - two youTHs.
- Comment on Astronauts are funny 4 months ago:
And have no sense of humour, whimsy, imagination, creativity or adventure.
- Comment on Astronauts are funny 4 months ago:
You used the word “were” instead of “was”. You’re well on your way compadre! I believe in you!
- Comment on RAMANUJAN SPECIAL 4 months ago:
Is that like the FIFA Peace Prize?
- Comment on Infinity vape gauntlet 5 months ago:
Golden gun was fun on occasion, I still carry the trauma from playing slappers mode in the complex. My friend would pick Odd Job and pop outta vents - I’d be dead before I’d even seen him.
- Comment on The size of Portugal compared to Spain 6 months ago:
They’re having a little trouble with Ukraine atm.
- Comment on The size of Portugal compared to Spain 6 months ago:
There is no one accepted standard for a Lisboa. All Lisboas are beautiful in their own right.
- Comment on Ni! 6 months ago:
…’Tis but
- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 6 months ago:
I don’t know if I’d call it controversial, but perhaps incendiary.
- Comment on “Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement” 6 months ago:
lol Cranberry-Lemon University
- Comment on Double standards 6 months ago:
I think you mean jackdaw
- Comment on 2 kool 4 skool 6 months ago:
Well she thinks, she can’t tell herself.
- Comment on there is another 6 months ago:
Don’t be so positive.
- Comment on Beyond fucked up 6 months ago:
#Fucking despicable and disgusting.
- Comment on Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city. 6 months ago:
Ie the headphone jack everyone went to such trouble to eradicate.
Swings and roundabouts.
- Comment on Hrmmm 6 months ago:
Hope she’s got some of that “wisdom” to know her target (and what’s behind it).
