currently busy 😅

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• SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.

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  • otter@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I absolutely love this. Thank you.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.

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    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.

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  • BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That reminds me of this scene in venture bros

    youtube.com/watch?v=P2IDBJKU_t4

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Occupied”

  “Fuck off”

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer

    “OCCUPADO!”

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    • Sunschein@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Estoy cagando!

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I am fighting for my life in here”

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Come in!”

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• muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.

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• mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “3D printing in progress”

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  • comador@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That one is priceless. I’m taking it.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Compiling!”

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    • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Core dumped

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    poopiendo

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  • not@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Occupado!

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• Curiousfur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Occupied” or “out in a minute”

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Hnnnggggg!”

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  • metalsonic00@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In a hank hill voice

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    • Curiousfur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.

      “Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”

      Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s busy!

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Occupado Senior”

  *does not speak spanish

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  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was going to say that I say “occupied” because I’m used to Spanish “ocupado”. Up until then I was never sure in English despite it being my native language.

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• SW42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gaza! I mean, occupied!

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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shits fired!

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• vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “come in!”

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  • sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is my go to

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  • canaryWart@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All fun and games until your bluff gets called

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s no bluff

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• Nobody@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Go away! Baitin’!”

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’ve been waiting for you”

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Occupied

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”

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• Zidane@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Simple “yo”

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  • miked@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do a loud, “eh, yo”

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ey yo? yo yo!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE&t=9

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    • uuj8za@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tú??

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• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ey I’m poopin’ in here!

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Ozymati@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Go away! I’m 'baitin!”

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  • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like money

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Occupado, Man

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would like to share this timeless classic

  <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
  <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
  <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
  <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
  <emoti_conartist> lol
  <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
  <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
  <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
  <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
  <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
  <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
  <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
  <cassius_clay13> and runs away
  <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
  

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  • motruck@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗

      (The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “What’s the password?”

  “If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”

  “I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”

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  • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from “answer these riddles three” and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Password?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hunter2

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think you said something but I only heard *******

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  • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ken sent me

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Iron and copper.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Occupied???

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Occupado

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  • HodorPlease@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Occupied. It’s the default answer. Rest is people making a bigger issue out of something so simple.

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  OccuuuuuuPAAAADDDDOOO

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Occupado homey

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “This seat is taken” Forest Gump kids on the bus accent

  Or “ok, but you’re gonna have to sit on my lap.”

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• rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?”

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• drre@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  besetzt

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bin am kacken!

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Occupied.

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• inconsistent_octopus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just let loose a bloodcurdling scream

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