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• ViceroTempus@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Ask them if they want to play battle shits?

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I would like to share this timeless classic

  <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
  <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
  <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
  <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
  <emoti_conartist> lol
  <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
  <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
  <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
  <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
  <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
  <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
  <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
  <cassius_clay13> and runs away
  <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
  

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “whatcha want?”

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• Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I assume they are seeking information beyond just the obvious fact that I’m already occupying the stall. I will attempt to be charitable and volunteer how many more minutes I believe I’ll be

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• josephc@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I shit louder.

  Let the butt-song echo through the porcelain trumpet, that it might sound through the heavens.

  Summon the butt-cracken.

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  • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Theoden: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep…one last time! Gimli: Yes! [runs off to blow the horn]

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• VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “GO AROUND”

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  • 007ace@lemmy.ca ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Classic Mitch Hedberg. Its this or ‘Ocupado’ in a tiny high pitched voice every time.

    I laugh every time.

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• vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “come in!”

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• VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Occupado

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Occupied???

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Occupado

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  • HodorPlease@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Occupied. It’s the default answer. Rest is people making a bigger issue out of something so simple.

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• boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Occupied

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• SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.

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  • otter@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I absolutely love this. Thank you.

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.

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    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.

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  • BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That reminds me of this scene in venture bros

    youtube.com/watch?v=P2IDBJKU_t4

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Giving credit is cool.

  Screenshot of the same tweet OP posted, but without the user info scribbled out as in OP’s image. Tweet posted 1/31/19 by Twitter user @holyfudge which reads, “I’ve been alive 20 years and still haven’t found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you’re in”

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Say nothing but try to get eye contact through the gap

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• raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Moan silently and rhythmically and make some rustling noises?

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• quitthebiz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Go away, senator

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• craigers@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Occupado is my go to

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• muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Occupied”

  “Fuck off”

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”

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  • KingGordon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer

    “OCCUPADO!”

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    • Sunschein@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Estoy cagando!

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I am fighting for my life in here”

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Come in!”

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• FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes, come in?

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Just start screaming unhingedly.

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “What’s the password?”

  “If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”

  “I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”

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  • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from “answer these riddles three” and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.

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• jimerson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Who is it?” is my go to.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    poopiendo

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• mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “3D printing in progress”

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  • comador@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That one is priceless. I’m taking it.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Compiling!”

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    • Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Core dumped

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “The hole is in the right wall.”

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• Curiousfur@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Occupied” or “out in a minute”

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Hnnnggggg!”

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  • metalsonic00@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In a hank hill voice

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    • Curiousfur@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.

      “Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”

      Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s busy!

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You just knock back, louder.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bonus points if it’s Babadook-style

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• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ey I’m poopin’ in here!

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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