“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
Submitted 1 month ago by Buage_@piefed.social to [deleted]
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“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“I am fighting for my life in here”
“Come in!”
Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.
“3D printing in progress”
That one is priceless. I’m taking it.
“Compiling!”
Core dumped
poopiendo
Occupado!
“Occupied” or “out in a minute”
“Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!
“Hnnnggggg!”
In a hank hill voice
This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.
“Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”
Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.
It’s busy!
“Occupado Senior”
*does not speak spanish
I was going to say that I say “occupied” because I’m used to Spanish “ocupado”. Up until then I was never sure in English despite it being my native language.
Gaza! I mean, occupied!
Shits fired!
“Go away! Baitin’!”
“I’ve been waiting for you”
“come in!”
This is my go to
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It’s no bluff
Occupied
Simple “yo”
I do a loud, “eh, yo”
Ey yo? yo yo!
Tú??
“Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”
Ey I’m poopin’ in here!
“Go away! I’m 'baitin!”
I like money
Occupado, Man
“What’s the password?”
“If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”
“I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”
I don’t know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from “answer these riddles three” and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.
I would like to share this timeless classic
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
Wow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.
Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗
(The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)
Password?
Hunter2
I think you said something but I only heard *******
Ken sent me
Iron and copper.
OccuuuuuuPAAAADDDDOOO
Occupied???
Occupado
Occupied. It’s the default answer. Rest is people making a bigger issue out of something so simple.
Occupado homey
“This seat is taken” Forest Gump kids on the bus accent
Or “ok, but you’re gonna have to sit on my lap.”
“I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?”
Occupied.
Just let loose a bloodcurdling scream
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
otter@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
youtube.com/watch?v=P2IDBJKU_t4