Zidane
@Zidane@lemmy.ca
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 1 week ago:
I use butter to keep my noods from sticking.
- Comment on Drinking water is for the weak 2 weeks ago:
“follow ze killdozer”
- Comment on I am propane and propane accessories 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Durian supremacy 1 month ago:
It only smells
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
Hand shower? Wat. A sink?
- Comment on Hrmmm 🤔 2 months ago:
I always violent crime before I ice cream
- Comment on Wait....IS that what I meant?? 2 months ago:
Everyone died when Harambe died. It has been a shitshow since. He was the catalyst.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 3 months ago:
How’d crackhappy die? Oh you know, PLANET.
- Comment on Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack? 4 months ago:
it
- Comment on Remember when car controls weren't complicated 4 months ago:
Yeah but it could move you from point A to B nicely
- Comment on Legendary Card 4 months ago:
“Return target creature from the graveyard to your opponents battlefield.”
They always come up swinging
- Comment on I wish I made a dime 5 months ago:
“In the secretary” -the boss probably
- Comment on Butter 5 months ago:
present me FUCK YEAH DAIRY
future me while shitting violently FUCK PAST ME - Comment on Hate it when this happens 6 months ago:
Be the change you want to see. On my phone so it’s shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on better? 6 months ago:
I’m so uwued right now
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 7 months ago:
People who also hate shitty dog breeder. Hell yeah
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 7 months ago:
I think I need to start wearing rings
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 8 months ago:
- Comment on Manic Stew 8 months ago:
Numb shrimp egg roll
- Comment on They're together now 9 months ago:
Bro wtf
- Comment on I wanna know what love is.. 9 months ago:
Why does it look so matte 🤔
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 10 months ago:
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 11 months ago:
What a coincidence I just put on my lawmaking socks!
