Have you guys tried maxxminning 👍
It’s this old thing from like a couple years ago where you don’t maxx anything because you’re not a complete idiot. So much wisdom lost through the ages 😌
Drinking water is for the weak
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 3 weeks ago
Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Nah, what you’re describing is just moderatemaxxing.
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
midmaxxing?
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where is the hydrohomies community on Lemmy? This is a 5 alarm emergency. His piss, if he has any, is probably so dark yellow that it’s brown. I piss clear, homie. All day every day.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All these, “maxxing,” trends going around makes my autism cringe. I like being extreme and being repetitive as much as the next person but it’s so annoying.
Back in 2013 I remmeebr people being annoyed at everything needing a label and we really do need to label every fucking thing and make it known to the world or talk it up one way or another and then people do the other things that have these stupid ass prefixes or suffixes to random made up words that end up on urban dictionary or by some retarded chance actually in the dictionary.
Can we just call that guy what he is, a fucked up individual that needs fluids.
breadsmasher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tldrmaxxing
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Water is just an optional luxury for the rich.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can’t believe you’re drinking water. Data centers need that you sick fuck
Transparent_knoll@awful.systems 3 weeks ago
Water is a cooling system designed for AI data centres.
“Please do not attempt to drink the ai cooling system”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Dude is just gonna be one of those guys that would perform self-mummification as they got old.
Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Natural selection at work
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of Super Size Me: With Whiskey
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 3 weeks ago
WKYK!
flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey, at least he went to the doctor and told the water industry rep what he was doing.
Zidane@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
“follow ze killdozer”
jdr@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Reckless Ben! What have they done to you?!
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Big water is how my counties leader refers to oceans.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It looks like one of the 28-year late zombies.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
he wouldve been dead after day 3
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You mean more powerful
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Is that RT Game?
MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place 3 weeks ago
No
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
oh he’ll stop, and pretty soon. stop everything
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One week without water creates hallucinations and puts one near death.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
just stay away from matches
mig@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can’t bleed put if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I was always taught that, generally, 3 days without water = death.
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i think depends on weather, hot and dry can kill you faster than that
starik@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
How painful would it be?
toynbee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
My dad went into a coma after two strokes. I had recently learned the “three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food” thing. Per his documented wishes, no attempt was made to keep him going. I was astounded at how long he kept breathing. Every day I expected to wake up to a message saying that he had died, but he just kept going. (He did eventually die but it took a lot longer than anticipated.)
My mom experienced end stage renal disease. She stated that she could feel herself mentally deteriorating and had no hope of improving in the future. She chose to take herself off of dialysis. Five days into that week she also went into a coma. Two days later she was dead.
Sorry. I had a point I was trying to make (lack of intake can hurt you but the details vary) but I got distracted.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Terrible things to have to go through. I hope you are doing OK.
ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Assuming he doesn’t abstain from water-containing foods, he might live longer
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
at least he will become like beef jerky meat.