hypnicjerk
@hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
- Comment on Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting 5 days ago:
the state has consumed countless terabytes of furry porn to bring you this content and yet you act like the establishment sacrificed nothing
- Comment on help i 5 days ago:
dr who fans talk about their show like phrenologists discussing the dimensions of their own children’s skulls
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 1 week ago:
what mystifies me is why they never rebranded. didn’t want to waste those advertising dollars they already spent?
- Comment on You can do it 👍 4 weeks ago:
“and inhaling cocaine” kinda explains the rest
- Comment on School pupils to be taught strangling during sex is illegal in new lessons 1 month ago:
you’re telling me i can watch the light drain from my lover’s eyes and fuck the man at the same time?
- Comment on Chat, is this accurate? 1 month ago:
not everything. Just Licktenstein.
- Comment on A lot of people who try to start a religion are seen as mentally ill. Like Jim Jones, David Koresh, the UFO guy, and L Ron Hubbard. Then could it be a safe bet that Jesus was mentally ill? 1 month ago:
yeah there’s nothing sick about the guy killing himself and all his followers in the chase of collective narcissist delusion. dumbfuck. stay out of my replies.
- Comment on What is the hate against Pit Bulls? Everyone I've met are super friendly like my BC. Or are they the new Doberman for this cycle? 1 month ago:
the fuck you mean “by nature”? man made dogs.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
yeah no one’s ever been catfished before. they don’t even have a word for it
- Comment on A lot of people who try to start a religion are seen as mentally ill. Like Jim Jones, David Koresh, the UFO guy, and L Ron Hubbard. Then could it be a safe bet that Jesus was mentally ill? 2 months ago:
lol maybe you’re not listening very hard then because they get called nuts all the time and for good reason
mass suicide isn’t a con and neither is sending a fleet of ships crewed by rank amateurs around the mediterranean in search of gold you claimed to have buried in your past lives a la hubbard. whether he genuinely believes in the existence of the gold or doesn’t, it reveals something deeply wrong about him.
- Comment on 1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4 2 months ago:
24 benadryl: ĭ̵̛̖̱͔̺̦͚̗̲̠͈͈͉͚̃̽̅́̍̐̏t̶̳̰̱̩̿́̑̅̌ ̷̨̻̹̙̦̔͐̈͗̒̕͜c̷̛̛̦̅̀͌́̌̎̒̕̚o̸̢̠̝̣͖͙̱͚̝̐͐͘͠m̶͕͈͗̆͗͌̕͝e̸̢̛̤̯͈͈̻͈͑̾̽̈́̆̂̏́̔s̵̞̮͍̼̙̫̈́̒̒͊̂̔̑̐̓̕͘̕͝͝ͅ
- Comment on We're losing 2 months ago:
it’s emus though unless i missed a bird war
- Comment on We're losing 2 months ago:
what are things that western civilizations have warred against and lost?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
G. is innocent
no comment on J.
- Comment on Drinking water is for the weak 2 months ago:
just stay away from matches
- Comment on 2 months ago:
same fam, see you in 2032
- Comment on Slash ess 2 months ago:
found the guy the /s is for
- Comment on priority queue 2 months ago:
fucked up i can remember the number to empire today but not my first love’s smile
- Comment on priority queue 2 months ago:
“i’ll call today” “you’ll call now” “i’ll call now”
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 2 months ago:
there are some truly incredible works of art that would have been worse if not for the people in charge of them being abusers (see: crystle castles, stanley kubrick).
i don’t say this as a matter of defense or to claim “the ends justify the means”. just that if these people weren’t monstrous pieces of shit, their creations would be less raw and emotionally moving.
- Comment on Bar hired local artist to paint the bathroom doors. The pictures were her idea 2 months ago:
me when i’m 12 years old and have no concept of the world around me
- Comment on I hate obscure tech issues! 2 months ago:
spez lies to investors
- Comment on SBA #144 Nosferatu! 2 months ago:
peter thiel and his blood boy
- Comment on It's free real estate 2 months ago:
political compass memes are 10x funnier when they’re not even slightly political
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
is this a shitpost or an incest fetish roleplay
- Comment on 3 months ago:
“the backlash to the backlash”
- Comment on What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ? 3 months ago:
iframing the haters >>>
- Comment on wash and wash and wash, still there 3 months ago:
clean your mustache bro
- Comment on Xbox makes more leadership changes, hiring analyst who said games were losing the attention battle with gambling, crypto and porn as chief strategy officer 3 months ago:
let’s be real: it’s not a coincidence that sports gambling is an exploding market and sports games are shrinking. they are targeting the same people.
- Comment on Phishing attempt 3 months ago:
you can already do this with physical paper Image