hypnicjerk
@hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
- Comment on Basically 4 days ago:
no he’s the perfect choice because he’s a horny bastard and having porn at his fingertips would drive him absolutely apeshit
- Comment on Chrono Odyssey: 17-Minute Gameplay Walkthrough 6 days ago:
how long since the last chrono trigger sequel does it need to be before the name is up for grabs again? 22.3 years?
- Comment on Anon studies human behavior 2 weeks ago:
if it’s on c/greentext, it must be true
- Comment on Considering the old model is made with shrink-wrapping this is viable option 2 weeks ago:
jorking peanits
- Comment on Anon takes up microdosing 2 weeks ago:
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.”
getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
but it’s flaccid
- Comment on Let's play this game again 3 weeks ago:
how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?
- Comment on ‘Elden Ring’ Movie in the Works From ’Civil War’ Director Alex Garland, A24 3 weeks ago:
my preference would be a film about the shattering, giving us some (but not too much) more insight into just what fucked the world up so godsdamned much.
but that would need to be extremely faithful to the lore and character designs and i just don’t see hollywood showing up for that.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 3 weeks ago:
without digging into the numbers, i can pretty confidently say that schools are more than 30% more expensive than the global median in the US. staffing costs especially.
- Comment on He tried to give you the right answer 4 weeks ago:
quite often, the meme format is funnier than the joke it’s based on. this is not one of those times. perry bible is timeless.
- Comment on When you see danger coming 4 weeks ago:
yin and yang.
- Comment on Bungie confirms it stole art once again, will undertake a 'thorough review' of Marathon assets 4 weeks ago:
if i had a nickel for every time bungie stole art i could afford to pay for that art
- Comment on Final Fantasy Sephiroth Magic Crossover: A Glimpse into FF7 Remake Part 3 5 weeks ago:
neither of these franchises are for me any longer
- Comment on Elden Ring Nightreign | Overview Trailer 1 month ago:
i guess i’m the only one really excited for this? i already play elden ring randomizer runs for fun and this offers a lot more variety than that. i am very interested in seeing what they can accomplish in a new formula.
- Comment on It's urgent 2 months ago:
the door to nowhere was a dead giveaway
- Comment on It's urgent 2 months ago:
begone, slop
- Comment on Apple TV+ subscription available at a 70% discount for a limited time 2 months ago:
hmmm would i rather invest my time and effort into having access to all the media i’m interested in a central, organized location? or pay a few bucks here, a few bucks there, and have a dozen different streaming apps to the point where i need a whole other app just to tell me which app has which show or movie?
it’s not about the price tag
- Comment on Is this picture idea immature? 2 months ago:
if you go around showing it to girls expecting a date you’ll be disappointed.
i think filtering out the kinds of people who would be offended/icked by this (e.g. on a dating site profile) is probably a benefit. i can’t fuck someone i can’t laugh with.
- Comment on glorious stock 2 months ago:
clueless
- Comment on glorious stock 2 months ago:
maybe watch your ‘source’ before you link it next time lol.
- Comment on Are most people here left-wing? 2 months ago:
to make matters more fun, many ‘explicitly leftist’ lemmings are tankies (blind supporters of russia, china, north korea, etc), who are explicitly not leftist but authoritarians masquerading in the skinsuit of the people’s revolution.
- Comment on glorious stock 2 months ago:
your video is about the FTSE global all cap index which isn’t very helpful for a conversation about the US economy?
Did you know that Google shows you historical stocks and shares data when doing a related search?
yeah, google showed me you were wrong as fuck so i wanted to give you a chance to demonstrate otherwise
- Comment on glorious stock 2 months ago:
that’s a good argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?
- Comment on What are some of your unpopular opinions, hot takes about shows, streamers, the wider industry etc? 2 months ago:
shit i meant 4 and 5
- Comment on What are some of your unpopular opinions, hot takes about shows, streamers, the wider industry etc? 2 months ago:
my game of thrones hot take is that it jumped the shark in season 3, and season 4 onward is irredeemable
- Comment on What's the best "good-bad" TV series you've seen? 2 months ago:
harvey birdman, attorney at law is a certified hood classic
- Comment on Anyone know how to unlock Others? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Bravery 2 months ago:
some good advice about nutting in your sister indeed
- Comment on Schumer’s Retreat From a Government Shutdown Has Young Democrats Fuming 2 months ago:
if it were in their interest, they’d just do it themselves lol
- Comment on There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better 3 months ago:
the episodes of the venture bros where the monarch is forced to interact with other villains are the best.
