expatriado

@expatriado@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨preferences⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  average online commentator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Out for a hike and found this interesting tree⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i also saw last South Park episode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  F

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You deserve better, honey bun.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  prime for an “oddly specific” community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was so lucky to be there ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  looks more like a paw than a hand, there was no need to switch it up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  in every hole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peruvian dog⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Peruvian here, this checks out, i would bite you if you touch me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing a pack a day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  for the raising haters: do you want to stay a midget?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm hotmail⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  forgot about this classic, thanks for the reminder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fake. missing the 3 emojis at the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How active is too active while being on lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  go for it, seeing other heavy posters makes me fell less of a weirdo 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn Banned A Trans Woman For Using Her Preferred Name⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  linkedin only existed when i was unemployed and desperate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crunchi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i took a picture of one of those 15 years ago with my blackberry, finally i know how they are called

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I stand with big tobacco 😤⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i do not stand with punchline on the title

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Testicles?

  Nope! Chuck Testes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Found searching ‘“vital proteins” lawsuit’

  that’s just cheating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  all that jazz for a protein supplement?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delta Air Lines is using AI to set the maximum price you’re willing to pay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  haven’t been on a plane in over a decade, so i guess to reach the maximum i am willing to pay they would have to lower prices

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sorry... the last place I want a surprise is while using the toilet...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and cure your hiccups at the same time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the equivalent of rose coloured glasses for always seeing something in a negative perspective?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  in photography when a flash light has too much green cast, we put a color correction pink gel filter on it, in that way pink and green are opposite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personal Responsibility⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  why are you slacking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gourmet chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  George Carlin called it first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, a better mousetrap!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  how to trap a lab rat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna need a bigger gpu - Chief Brody

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a fucking list.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  images posting this on a platform that forces you to sensor text, it would be as redacted as the Mueller Report

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he's considering 'taking away' Rosie O'Donnell's US citizenship⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i took constitutional law as an elective in college, probably i should have chosen something more future proof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not fancy bird doctor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s a Ken M. obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missed it by that much!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  go back to the dealer and start again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  people passing close to a crematorium:

  someone is burning plastic