help me step-ceo, I'm stuck in the server rack
Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet
Submitted 8 hours ago by Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/74919f0a-967d-42b0-be28-8cd7fc2ed27d.png
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GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io 7 hours ago
MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Honeypot sized rack
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Jensen walking around with Pooh Bear after getting at that hoeny
M137@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Got that rack absolutely racked up in that rack.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 30 minutes ago
“Do you like butt stuff? I love butt stuff!”
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
And me without my state secrets
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Oh, yeah. I got none of those either. I guess that’s why I get no chinese spies 🤷
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Backdoor penetration testing completed
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Nobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
:3
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA
expatriado@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
have you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work
cRazi_man@europe.pub 6 hours ago
I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
hey bebe u wanna share trade secrets
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 6 hours ago
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
People don’t seem to care about the actual source, they just want to see themselves as accurate AI detectors for some reason.
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 3 hours ago
I can see the argument for why the image in the OP was suspected, and normally I just glaze over such comments because idgaf but I remembered this meme from a little while back and I knew I could find it fairly quickly
The internet loves being mad (and I’m not perfect either tbh)
Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Is there a way to pin comments?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Oh gosh, now I feel bad for joking about it. I guess it was stupid of me to assume this was actually the person from the headlines.
Sometimes I forget how deplorable some internet users can be, and it just doesn’t cross my mind that somebody would use a different person’s photo to make a meme about this.
I hope it doesn’t impact the life of the person in the photo too much. But since it appears google AI is already labeling her as the spy, then it likely will affect her in unfortunate ways. That’s sad.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Is Elliye AI?
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 4 hours ago
“Women are way to emotional and lacking self control to make important decisions” Meanwhile men:
I know people or even sexists say that nowadays but I’m just “wow” on how this reflects on outdated stereotypes.
AMA@piefed.zip 50 minutes ago
I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays
buddy, I envy you for the people you live around
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
…“ok here are all the company secrets”
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
To be fair, I think I’d betray my company for her too.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
I guess it’s more believable if it’s age appropriate. If a 20 yo bombshell wandered up in a bar and said “yeah zaddy fill me w your nvidia” even he might get suspicious
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 hours ago
I have significantly lower standards for betraying my company.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 17 minutes ago
I’d betray my company for 5.4 million dollars.
0x0@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
It’s not even my company, no matter how many team-building events they throw…
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
if you can keep her, for a one time thing not really
redordit@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Did I stutter?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Tell me more about your nanometre process!
Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You see, modern nanometre processing is a product of 5 different production traditions, 6 if you want to get technical!
Delilah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
Oooooooo, I wanna get technical
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
That her? Can’t say I blame him tbh, I’d let her steal company/state secrets from me any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
StillAlive@piefed.world 6 hours ago
No, that’s not Alice Huang.
And yes, Jensen cheated on his wife with a woman who has the same last name.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Shenanigans, shenanigans top to bottom.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
i know a chris who had a daughter named chris and then married a woman named chris. they’re all pretty cool, it was just funny how it happened.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Cheated-on wives hate this one devious usurper trick. Husbands everywhere can’t stop falling for it.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 hours ago
🎶 sweet hoooooome Alabama! 🎶
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s AI slop, the card on the table is the usual AI gibberish text.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
roux2scour@jlai.lu 7 hours ago
I think i remember this meme from before ai
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Look at the “text” below the dr pepper logo too, dunno why you are getting downvoted by horny neckbeards.
0x0@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Either way, she’s not the honeypot.
She’s not the honeypot, she’s a honeypot.
xvapx@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 hours ago
Juasicko on instagram
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Boy folded faster than a tortilla fresh out the bag.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 6 hours ago
If I’m trading state secrets she’s going to be doing some dirty shit.
Like cleaning my gutters dirty.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’m still not sure if we’re talking home repair or some sort of enema thing.
Maybe both?
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Came across a very cool product by a company called AJC the other day, simple enough, but its a flexible gutter scoop. 100-GS is the part number.
halezinflames@lemmus.org 2 minutes ago
Wild weekend for Nvidia