Blackmist
@Blackmist@feddit.uk
- Comment on Grim Statistics 38 minutes ago:
They had this outside the last time I went.
I’ve played enough Dark Souls to know the guy in the armour is about to get his shit fucked up.
- Comment on Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS 2 days ago:
They really do have a habit of just barely making it work on every platform, no matter how powerful.
- Comment on Relevant username 3 days ago:
I found the best way is coconut oil and a wok. Pops pretty much all of it, rarely burns any.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 5 days ago:
Hire enough staff that a few missing makes no difference to operations.
You’re a million dollar company. Act like it.
Also, pretty sure my company got sold for a lot more than that and we’re amateur as fuck.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 6 days ago:
Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 6 days ago:
The Donald Duck
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 6 days ago:
My missus insisted we watch it, and I found it aggressively mediocre.
My Spotify list was mostly Poppy and The Warning.
- Comment on U.S. consumers are so fucked up, that they put more than $1 billion on buy-now, pay later services during Cyber Monday 6 days ago:
Less spending on credit cards to at least partially balance that or just full tilt debt spirals?
- Comment on Pedo planet 1 week ago:
The worst naming decision since Mole Station Nursery got a web domain with no hyphens.
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
At one of those empty tables
- Comment on Cloudflare is down [Dec 5] 1 week ago:
Lack of NSA funding to run their man in the middle platform that everyone likes.
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 1 week ago:
That photo of RFK having to hold a Big Mac is still the funniest thing out of this government.
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 1 week ago:
Pretty sure it’s mostly so 12 year old boys can go there together and eat slop that doesn’t taste of anything and feel like a grown up for an hour.
It used to actually be fast food that I can see the appeal of if you’re in a hurry, but now it’s just poor quality slow food.
- Comment on True 1 week ago:
This is how I knew COVID was some real shit, they actually made us work from home.
Wasn’t even allowed to do that when the wind tore down a bunch of trees onto the train lines…
- Comment on the game "Horses" now barred on Steam, Epic and Humble Bundle 1 week ago:
Practically inventing loot boxes.
Killing ownership of videogames.
The usual.
- Comment on Britain becomes world’s largest economy to end new oil and gas exploration - Greenpeace UK 1 week ago:
At least for the next three years until Grand Inquisitor Farage starts signing anything that lines his pockets.
- Comment on The Reform-Backed Far-Right Street Patrols Coming to British School Gates 1 week ago:
White kids for white nonces!
- Comment on Bread mold 1 week ago:
Wait, I had three vaccines for breakfast? Should I be worried?
- Comment on All the greats 1 week ago:
They released a bunch of photos of the island the other day. Honestly really shabby looking. I’ve stayed in nicer Travelodges.
It really was all about the raping.
- Comment on why 1 week ago:
That’s four goddamn numbers in a row!
- Comment on It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it 1 week ago:
And the worst thing is, they probably still won’t be as self-destructively greedy as they were before.
- Comment on NEVER OBSOLETE 1 week ago:
It looks like you could, but probably requires you to build a kernel that supports all the old crap they took out years ago.
- Comment on NEVER OBSOLETE 1 week ago:
I guess the material of a floppy disc coupled with near HDD densities wasn’t a good combination. Floppies would just randomly go bad at the best of times.
- Comment on how time flows 1 week ago:
It’s mostly old men doing gruff old man dialogue, and I’m there for it.
It’s not a traditional movie with happy endings and shit.
- Comment on how time flows 1 week ago:
If they were going to take 10 years to make a show, they should at least have had a story that spanned 10 years as well…
- Comment on NEVER OBSOLETE 1 week ago:
You need to get with the times, grandpa. Get yourself a Zip drive.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 1 week ago:
They meow as well.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 2 weeks ago:
It would be a shame to ruin it.
- Comment on Is it completely impossible to do age verification without compromising privacy? 2 weeks ago:
This is called a nonce.
Which as a Brit is a really bad name for anything used to access porn.
- Comment on Happens everytime 2 weeks ago:
Fitted sheets are an abomination. They don’t fit and they don’t even fold nicely.
Just buy a massive flat sheet and tuck that shit under. Egyptian cotton preferably.
