Blackmist

@Blackmist@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me more about your nanometre process!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrong cyberpunk timeline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wake the fuck up, samurai. We’ve got a freezer to defrost.

  Also, isn’t Bartmoss’s corpse in a fridge?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mass Effect 5 studio was reportedly told to tone down inclusivity by EA after Saudi Arabia buyout, former BioWare dev alleges, "so as to not cause offense"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But we’re missing out on an alien race of traders that will only accept Mass Effect Funbucks, and sell you a range of cosmetic items that change weekly!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 828 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think Talos Principle 2 has it right. Lots of puzzles, you only need a certain amount to proceed, and much harder optional puzzles dotted about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 828 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was always slightly disappointed by the lack of difficulty in Portal 2’s puzzles. Half the game is just looking for distance patches of white paint to jump to.

  I do enjoy The Part Where He Kills You however. Creative use of an achievement popup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA is shutting down BioWare and the next Mass Effect has been canceled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, Saudi Arabia don’t like sci-fi. Just football and hacking up journalists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when I see a video going “here is my go-to lazy meal for when I’m totally beat” and the first thing they do is start chopping an onion.

  A lazy meal is a bag of beige crap from the freezer, dumped into an oven tray and left for 20 minutes on gas mark 8. If it’s more effort than that, you can stick it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuck Coding⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s getting those regardless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we need legal genders at all?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The important thing is not the legal genders, but that we can hate somebody we don’t know for something they haven’t done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon joins girl's night⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If nothing else, he might learn to be around women without reverting to a perma-online 4chan incel.

  Still a ways to go yet, by the looks of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Console market craters as Xbox sales crash 33% to the lowest since launch 25 years ago, PS5 sales drop 25%⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Given that RAM prices are up on everything, probably not.

  People aren’t avoiding new consoles because they object to Sony’s business practices. They’re avoiding them because they’ve been prices outside of the “toy” category.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make Congress Earn Average American Wage.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure many low wage workers would jump at the chance to actually make a difference.

  Why do we think only people who have become career politicians should be politicians? They’re the last people who should do it.

  A room of 600 plumbers, nurses, and bin men would make far better decisions than them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you noticed this where you work?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you store enough vital information in your head, you never need to really work hard except when you become the fire extinguisher for other people’s fuck-ups.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason the right are so anti Mamdani is obvious: they don’t want you to see what your tax dollars being put to work the right way would actually look like. Then everyone would want it everywhere.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok, we speak jive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andy Burnham announces new homes scheme for first-time buyers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it is specifically for new builds, apparently.

  Not really clear why. The scheme involves the government lending some of the money, so I guess they’ve got some comeback if the house collapses before it’s paid off or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Need to have a little something left over for the lot lizards.

  I was curious and looked up what you can drive in the UK/EU. It’s 9 hours. Twice a week you can push it to 10.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the only games I have on my phone are Walkscape and Luck Be A Landlord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major crackdown on flag lamp-post activists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all over my town. Nothing says proud Englishman like a floppy wet bit of plastic wrapped around a lamp-post next to a motorway junction.

  All put up courtesy of a few EDL jailbirds with their arses hanging out their trousers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I figure it’s always a meme because half the people here were like six years old when they played it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean the spaghetti portion measurer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UK charities sending nearly £2 million to illegal settlements⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it does.

  • Gainsborough Trust
  • British Friends of Ezrat Yisrael Kiryat Sefer
  • Friends of Kupat Hakahal Kirhat Sefer
  • Matan Beseiser Kiryat-Sefer Beis Aron
  • The Friends of the Yeshivat Har Etzion Trust
  • British Friends of Ariel University

  Got to be honest, if you donate to any of those “charities”, I suspect you already know what your money is going to do…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Football.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As you leave the home countries, letters and even whole words will be omitted as part of the local dialect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great to know!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Upgrading every two years because the old one broke, rather than because of a crippling addiction to consumerism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon remembers the $49 GameCube⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Got mine for about 80 quid. Barely used it, but couldn’t really say no at that price. Worth it just for Wind Waker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's the worst possible view for a hotel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Last hotel I stayed in there wasn’t even a view. The window just looked onto another corridor, and had some paper over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The comic sans really lends an air of solemnity to the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As bad as that last movie was, I’m still glad Colin Trevorrow want allowed anywhere near it. There are few directors who are that out of their depth when given a big budget…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Foxy Brown looks on from the back of the bus.