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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality… yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps… wtf.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Iceland does the municipal hot water, at least in large parts of Reykjavik. Although many hotels heat their own, because the sulphur smell from it is somewhat an acquired taste.

      Not the milk though, instead they pump fresh cold Skyr.

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI?

    Pipes don’t connect like that underground. They’re buried too shallow, and the dirt barrier surrounding the pipes looks too clean. Pipes don’t go all the way to the house, and are just shown entering dirt at some point. Why not excavate it all?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So cold has a return line, but got has to be released into the environment after use?

    I think I just solved global warming

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  • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ew, ai.

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    • ApeNo1@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      dAIry. Conspiracy confirmed.

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ew, content promoting animal rape dairy products.

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      • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        People would probably be more supportive of your cause if you didn’t overly exaggerate in the most extreme and incorrect ways

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      • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thanks for calling it out. Something needed to be said with this post

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      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It could be a femboy milk pipe, you don’t know.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Milk Superhighway is coming.

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  • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beer pipeline are a thing. At the Hellfest festival all the bars are connected to a beer pipeline fed by tankers trucks of beer.

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    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s a permanent beer pipeline in Bruges connecting a brewery with the bottling plant 3km away

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      • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How about the CO2? German companies developed a system that catches all the CO2 and puts it back into the beer before bottling, because the CO2 from the beer tastes better than “regular” CO2

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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nut milk comes from male cows.

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought of having soda faucets like that as a kid.

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    • stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That should be doable. You can carbonize the water and inject syrup.

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      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That is how (home use) soda machines work. Although the syrup gets usually mixed in while pouring into a glass.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cum pipes when??

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    • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re called dicks

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Richard pipelines?

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh God, the smells

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cafe latte addicts’ dream setup

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Huh? Does people have coffee in their milk? Why would you want to taint milk?

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      cafe latter utility service competition has arrived.

      this reminds me of someone who lived near a brewery and got a line installed in his house. this happened long ago and i don’t remember the details

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As long as the shower had a milk faucet

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    • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For, you know… Things…

      Image

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Which country was this btw?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Found Cleopatra’s Lemmy’s account

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      • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        yea, that wasn’t milk…

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  • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Almost as great of an idea as a direct burial copper water line!

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    • PagPag@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly. Almost as great of an idea as running a 1/2” hot/cold line 100+ ft to a house from… nvm, I give up, this is too stupid to even make a joke.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This but with coffee might work in some high density housing.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about a cheese pipe?

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    • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When there is an outage cheese comes out instead

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  • Fades@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surely it would be two hot 1 cold not the other way around. Everyone knows blue = cold!

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Better clean that thing well

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      True it would have to be sterile

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      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        otherwise it’d be yogurt by the time it came to houses 😆

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And then, a line for the internet as well!

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do you need the internet when you have milk?

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      • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is it subdivided by hot milk and cold milk

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      • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Touché

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please, please! Put away your milkpipe!

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I was a kid I learned that UK at some point had daily milk delivery. That seemed silly. We here in the continental Europe buy milk in cartons from the store, like civilised people!

    Milk on tap would qualify as return to such barbarism.

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We still do daily milk delivery. Sadly much less common now, but there are still milkmen around.

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Milk delivery was widespread into the 1970s in Europe. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_delivery

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would argue that the UHT milk popular on the continent is the actual barbarism here.

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  • Grimtuck@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cleopatra would love this

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  • m3t00@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    chocolate milk

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  • ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only if it’s raw! Hyukhyukhyuk.

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