IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds

@IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Laser) Printer go brrrr⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  you forgot the best part, the papers are all nice and warm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  do you volunteer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  not impressive, i can have explosive diarrhea and blow up the toilet as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather have a regular one, no idea why you want a bendy straw that fucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  the irony is lost in them. but at the same time, reinforces the point of the show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  the weird waters are already drawing the whole situation.

  I just want to optimise their IT infrastructure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s has to be faster ways to transfer files through a local network.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makeover⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  stupid ass name, remember that.

  what if men took a bit if care about their hygiene.

  MEW SECUALITY ALERT!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makeover⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ok, how about we share pocket tech with women in exchange for wing tip eye makeup?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i lost faith in recycling the more I read about it.

  especially when most recycling is sent to poor countries to be burned, and if it is actually recycled it is then shipped back again as a single use spoon, then sent back… all the way to less quality materials, and some uses are for fleece that produces a shit ton of microplastics.

  real solutions is to ban single use plastics (maybe exceptions for medical uses).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour nationalises second train company⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s good, but fuck their support for genocide and criminalising protesting against genocide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makeover⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  this is far beyond gender.

  Males are styled to be boring, girls to be pretty.

  the fact that a man can get married, work, and buried in the same suit is depressing as fuck.

  men need to feel pretty too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨garden faries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I am going crazy,

  I definitely remember watching them sipping nectar while hovering, and now I am wondering if I Mandela effected myself somehow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨garden faries⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Was confused, lived in Palestine and we definitely had hummingbirds.

  had to check out.

  We call them hummingbirds, they look like hummingbirds, act and fly like hummingbirds.

  but they are not hummingbirds, TIL those are sunbirds,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the living dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  fist and in earth history to get a day off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makeover⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  how did it feel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve are now removing a bunch of sex games from Steam to keep banks and card companies happy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s what crypto was invented for.

  and it kind of sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pride rainbows taken off police cars after court ruling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  the only gay stuff that belongs in police are bricks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also like some drain bamage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s some homelander shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it is feasible that our descendants will survive, bit chances are they will look nothing like us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  this is the correct answer.

  I’m betting their mitochondria are normal sized, they just have lots and lots of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  so many ways that wish would go wrong.

  ain’t worth the risk mate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  except that the epidermis has no metabolism, only conduct heat from the inside, where the dermis makes a little heat, but conducts the heat from further inside the body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  250 million years is about 4 to 5 times longer than we had since the mass extinction from the dinosaurs, assume whatever fauna will be there would be radically different than what we have now.

  and if there are still humans, they would be very different as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Besides basic housekeeping machinery, different cells are very different, especially when talking about their metabolism.

  Adiposites are practically dead, as they have very little metabolism, while liver and brains are very active, muscles too when being used. skin has very little metabolism, and the epidermis (outer skin layer) has absolutely no metabolism.

  I could talk more, got a cell biology degree and a phd in genomics. but I’m at the ivory throne and don’t want my legs to stop their metabolism due to the seat stopping the blood flow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  literally said the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  better than train?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Avatar takes place 250 million years in the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably around Cairo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panama Proxima⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We have to survive, imagine the high speed trains of the future!!!