IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds
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- Comment on Give. Me. My. Wish. 15 hours ago:
first wish is having a lawyer that specializes wishmaking magical law on retainer
- Comment on Give. Me. My. Wish. 16 hours ago:
Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.
you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity
- Comment on Cheapest sandwiches 1 day ago:
I’m Catalan, live in the US, I’d kill for tomatoes good enough for Pa amb tomaquet,
- Comment on Cheapest sandwiches 1 day ago:
they look delicious,thanks
- Comment on Cheapest sandwiches 1 day ago:
I used to make so much hummus for a mutual aid, good suggestion
- Comment on And now you know the rest of the story 1 day ago:
and the whole world fucking me over is wholesome
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- Comment on Progressive Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate race to become first Muslim US senator 2 days ago:
loved his speech,
May I enjoy this for a bit? before going back to hating the dems for all their well deserved bullshit?
- Comment on Would a insanely ridiculously expensive car be able to affect everyone's premiums? 2 days ago:
advantage of comprehensive healthcare, it’s genuinely cost effective to pay more for a healthier public
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 2 days ago:
it means you need to check what’s going on with your superchicken.
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 2 days ago:
- Comment on What foods are richest in lithium (the mineral) 2 days ago:
this channel is because people prefer human to answer their questions rather than an algorithm
- Comment on MAGA waking up and seeing the election results 2 days ago:
even trip threw Israel under the bus in the last minute (lying about it) but it’s clear, that Israel does no longer have US support, they are at most one election cycle from proper sanctions and becoming a pariah state
- Comment on MAGA waking up and seeing the election results 2 days ago:
you know what’s even better, I have Israeli Zionist family, just talk to them, they fear it’s the end of Israel, they are genuinely afraid
- Comment on Would a insanely ridiculously expensive car be able to affect everyone's premiums? 3 days ago:
you mean costs go down because less obesity, or cost goes up because more medications
- Comment on Would a insanely ridiculously expensive car be able to affect everyone's premiums? 3 days ago:
didn’t mean your car, but third party insurance,which is mandatory, the one that pays for damages you cause to other people
- Comment on Would a insanely ridiculously expensive car be able to affect everyone's premiums? 3 days ago:
I picked an intentional huge cost. That car being totaled would seriously increase that car debt
- Comment on Would a insanely ridiculously expensive car be able to affect everyone's premiums? 3 days ago:
But if someone else causes damage, isnt their insurance liable?
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- Comment on Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action. 4 days ago:
oh fuck.
given the complete different style of action. one acrobatic twink, other is guns. though a better comparison is with Jon Bernthal… and they look similar. but Jon is 50 years old!!!
- Comment on One of the many conspiracies I believe in 5 days ago:
i think lots of those “dragons” are so vastly different, that giving them an umbrella term is nothing but an exercise in categorisation. similar how every culture has demons and gods, even though they are so vastly different.
- Comment on One of the many conspiracies I believe in 5 days ago:
Dragon legends predate Colombus.
- Comment on Fool me once, shame on you, fool me, you can't get fooled again 5 days ago:
cyclops giving a blowjob
- Comment on Fool me once, shame on you, fool me, you can't get fooled again 5 days ago:
maybe that’s a cyclops?
- Comment on $1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go? 6 days ago:
but some imaginary money is more imaginary than others
- Comment on $1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go? 6 days ago:
Imaginary money when people who imagined it find out is imaginary:
- Comment on SBA #287 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 6 days ago:
grab one of those,mix in your gf tampons, Russian roulette
- Comment on 6 days ago:
I’m not allowed in apple stores anymore
- Comment on 1 week ago:
enjoy the present, it only gets worse
- Comment on 1 week ago:
we all do, check my post history, all my post are in the past
