AdolfSchmitler
@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
- Comment on Teenis 22 hours ago:
Can’t believe peen didn’t make the list
- Comment on Miss me 22 hours ago:
The good sites will give you a little bit of your money back so it doesn’t seem like complete bull shit and have a lot of “near misses” too.
It can also prey on desperate people who might not usually try gambling but maybe feel like it’s their best option at the time.
- Comment on great entertainment 1 day ago:
I think this was when the song W.A.P. came out. (Wet Ass Pussy) And Benny Boy here said if a pussy is wet it’s a medical problem. So people started dunking on him and then he responded with this, his actual doctor wife’s medical opinion on a wet pussy lol.
- Comment on Lemmy.jpeg 1 day ago:
Ahh just scrolled further and they’re here lol. Name is Cowbee. The account is 2 years old, 17,000 comments. All they do is post pro-china shit everywhere they can.
- Comment on Lemmy.jpeg 1 day ago:
Dude… idk how I fell into it but there’s an account here on lemmy that goes around commenting shit like “fake news” and “your American state media lies to you and its so easy” on posts calling out what China is doing to Uyghurs. Basically denying any wrongdoing by China. Idk if they’re a bot or state agent or paid actor or what. I wonder if they’ll make an appearance on this post…
- Comment on The future is bright... 1 day ago:
- Comment on true romance 3 days ago:
Hell yeah hop on!!
- Comment on Amazon laid off 30,000 workers while CEO Andy Jassy got a 30% pay bump 4 days ago:
No clue, I’m gonna go play Paper Mario tho, heard it was inspired by Luigis Mansion lol
- Comment on You're supposed to say thank you 1 week ago:
No.
Wait! Fuck! I meant yes! Fuck! Not again!! Fuuuuuuu
- Comment on The Struggle 1 week ago:
If ur constantly peeing ur probably drinking too much water. This is one of those things you don’t really notice when you’re doing it right, but it will drag you down if you are constantly dehydrated.
- Comment on holy moley 1 week ago:
It’s nice they set the note on the ground, under their mat. Instead of on a rock, through their window.
- Comment on Eat fresh? 1 week ago:
Yeah I’m into BDSM
Buying Dominos & Subway More
- Comment on Gotta go fast 1 week ago:
- Comment on Witness 2 weeks ago:
Dude the flat earth people sent one of their leaders up into low orbit. When he came back and said the earth is round cuz he saw it, instead of believing him they just kicked him out. Some people are just beyond reason.
- Comment on The UN Voted to Make Food A Human Right, Only Two Countries Voted No: Israel and USA 2 weeks ago:
And when that fertilizer shortage and soybean bullshit causes farmers to have a terrible harvest, and the U.S. asks for help from the world, I hope the world will reference this vote when they tell us no.
- Comment on Anon reads the ink blot 2 weeks ago:
“Never compromise, even in the face of armageddon. That’s always been the difference between us Daniel.”
"Suddenly you discover humanity? Convenient. If you’d cared from the start, none of this would’ve happened. "
His lines go so hard tho
- Comment on Turbine go brrrr 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Turbines are our friends 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Doctors in the 1800s 2 weeks ago:
“The good news is you won’t really care after it kicks in.”
- Comment on koo koo kachoo, Mr. Anderson 2 weeks ago:
Ahh ok, I mean .6 grams is a decent size for sure lol
- Comment on koo koo kachoo, Mr. Anderson 2 weeks ago:
“Wait di… did you just take both pills?”
If I’m remembering correctly don’t they measure mdma in “points”. As in, .1 grams, so 10 mg, so that’s 15 or 16 points of mdma?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Hell yeah brother
- Comment on Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too 2 weeks ago:
I was at home, eating Dorito
- Comment on Weird... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Looks like meat's back on the menu! 3 weeks ago:
Damn the logic checks out
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 3 weeks ago:
If you’re blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before
- Comment on Anon is emotional intelligence. 3 weeks ago:
Looks like anon only has the emotional part
- Comment on Which government he might be talking about 🤔 3 weeks ago:
I guess jen is bringing the drugs and the timestamps
- Comment on Is trying weed edibles worth it? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Guess who will be classified as an extremist by Palantir in 2030 for expressing criticism of pedophilia 3 weeks ago:
Somehow the hacker known only as “4chan” and the leader of Antifa are still at large.