AdolfSchmitler
@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
- Comment on Make Congress Earn Average American Wage. 2 days ago:
And getting paid $250k for being a “guest speaker” sonewhere when it’s really just a bribe. Even if congress weren’t paid any salary they would still make bank from other sources of revenue.
Its like how DJT took a “$1 presidential salary” or whatever but has made billions doing other things.
- Comment on Anook Soonamoon 3 days ago:
People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.
- Comment on A good reminder that it can always get worse 3 days ago:
That’s why they say “hell is a bottomless pit”.
No matter how bad it gets, things can ALWAYS get worse.
- Comment on Fix the system.. 6 days ago:
We could create great things for humanity and the world. But we work in factories making things that get marketed to be sold so a line can go up.
- Comment on I wonder what wisdom he will bestow? 1 week ago:
He was a homeless man who shit in people’s lawns lol. I know a couple stories, he’s a huge troll.
Plato was teaching a class, where they defined human as “hairless and bi-pedal”. So Diogenes plucked a chicken a brought it to class and said “Behold!! A man!”.
Diogenes was washing some vegetables in a river (naked of course) and Plato approached him and said “Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king, you wouldn’t have to wash your food in a river.” And Diogenes replied “Plato, if only you could wash food in a river, you wouldn’t have to pay taxes to the king.”
Diogenes was sun bathing on a beach (naked) when Alexander the Great approached him. Being a fan he told Diogenes (who was still laying naked in the sand) that he wanted to give Diogenes a gift. Anything within Alexander’s power to give, just ask. So Diogenes asked “Could you take a few steps to the side? You’re blocking the sun.”
I have no sources just things I’ve heard lol
- Comment on scam alert 1 week ago:
She’s not turning tricks tho, she’s robbing people
- Comment on Sounds Pretty Cool Honestly 1 week ago:
Can I just get #2 three times?
- Comment on Get 8 out of every 24 1 week ago:
Thank you for your wisdom monkey man
- Comment on Smokes are for jokes, bud 2 weeks ago:
Hocus, Pocus, Alakazam, Don’t be a bitch Potter, It’s only a gram.
- Comment on Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force 2 weeks ago:
The more things change eh?
- Comment on Do you still believe in having friends despite there being long, long gaps of time between the last time you communicated or hung out? 2 weeks ago:
The Alchemists had an idea on this. In order to test if something is “real” you need to leave it someplace for an extended period of time. When you come back, if it’s still the same as when you left it, that means it’s “real”.
You ever have a friend, maybe a best friend, where you would hang out with a lot but there would occasionally be some long gaps between seeing each other, but when you get back together it feels like you never left? You could almost say your friendship is still the same as when you left it.
But to your point, you define what a “friend” is differently. To you, and “friend” is sometime you physically see a lot. So if someone doesn’t see you much, then you don’t consider them a friend. I just define what a “friend” is differently than you. I do not require constant physical contact to consider someone a friend.
- Comment on .🤨. 2 weeks ago:
Dude, my favorite is 2Kings 2:23:24
“Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, ‘Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!’ When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.”
God kills 42 kids for calling someone bald LOL
- Comment on Hyugh 3 weeks ago:
I disagree. I’ve been really enjoying the string of these that have been getting posted. This one specifically feels like a clever meta meme that captures the style of the original ones.
- Comment on SBA #242 Sins and Virtues 3 weeks ago:
Thank you for posting these, I only saw the 7 sins and virtues ones. Also props to always answering this question on like every one lol
- Comment on Words of wisdom 2 3 weeks ago:
I love the message, but I wish it was a little longer.
“Stop trying to force things” One is hoping for a specific outcome instead seeing opportunities. Many are blind to what’s already in front of them.
- Comment on Citizens United was never about helping people 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on SBA #238 Sins and Virtues 3 weeks ago:
Thank you cuz i was wondering the exact same thing lol
- Comment on Never Kirket, Never Forgrift 4 weeks ago:
Lol glad charlie can contribute to us remembering 9/11
- Comment on Happy 911 4 weeks ago:
Love how the monkey paw curled after they said “never forget”.
- Comment on Kirksmas Eve: Live Reaction 4 weeks ago:
Oh dang I thought the anniversary of this was neck week
- Comment on How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on How are you going to never forget 9/11 this year? What are you never forgetful for? 4 weeks ago:
Friends and I always send memes in the group chat. They said never forget. They didn’t tell us how.
- Comment on DLSS 5 comes with a massive 50-60% performance hit, so I hope you like lower frame rates with your dose of AI image enhancement 5 weeks ago:
When will they realize that good graphics does not equal a good game?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Ok everyone there is a race r- … kerfuffle in the parking lot!!!
- Comment on I heard we was Dean-posting 5 weeks ago:
It’s my whole i-dean-tity :0 see what I did there?
- Comment on Food served to US service men & women. 5 weeks ago:
I mean hasn’t that been the case since forever?
- Comment on Don't Worry About Retirement, Millennials 5 weeks ago:
Haha “no longer eligible” lol good one
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m going to scroll down and release Lisa from her existential pain. And then I’ll envy her a little.
- Comment on Fewer People 55-And-Over Choose To Work. But Why? 1 month ago:
Damn dude, that’s pretty rough :/ My partner has chronic health issues and lost their job like 2 months ago. Thank god I still have work. We’re only 40 but in 20 years I fear i will be in a similar situation to you.
I am not optimistic about the future :\
- Comment on The Price of this Candy Bar 1 month ago:
Im willing to bet most people do not look at the price tag before buying it. Same with soda, chips, etc. Maybe they don’t even look at the register. They just swipe their card, same as always.
