AdolfSchmitler

@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noses run, feet smell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of a line from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. “How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad they gave Shrek a little bit of a booty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So upset during the holidays!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh... 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Son of a bitch you take away the best option

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys Minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s just the idea that if you play minecraft you don’t have any friends your own age and talk to little kids all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign the Petition: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just saw a post saying mamdani wants Arabic numerals taught in schools and boomers were going crazy over it so… maybe not everyone…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. Buy my book called “How I made $100k writing books”. It only costs $100k!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know I’d love to but I just don’t think my feet are that good looking. And plus I heard a lot of OF is “personalized relationships” with the models. I don’t to talk to people who are jerking off to my feet I just want them to jerk off to my feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better watch your keystroke latency tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life hack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just thinking that this gave Benny vibes lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair's fair.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mama-mia! dats-a spicy meme-ball

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Education is important. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its Europe! Lol checkmate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it a bad idea to learn Russian because of everything?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mix them altogether and become a God among men

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i told you so⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Digging your friend a grave. Digging your friend a grave. When the road gets, tough ahead you can just dig a grave for your friend instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Daily Mail propaganda worked I guess. They just warned people because they might not be safe to eat. The government never actually said they’d prosecute anyone it was just a warning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you decide?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I can find true love and financial security later. I only have right now to get that 1st edition

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t ignore me I’ll cum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American exceptionalism⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can have a little kerosene, as a treat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry guys⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The plural form of deer is actually deese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re absolutely correct. I just wish incels could realize this.

  It’s not a “real” problem but it IS a problem, to anon. And instead of doing something to address it his solution is to take a pill that will help him ignore it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smart or dumb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or came over during the API bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Again maga are hypocrites. If they bitched about bidens age they should at least acknowledge trumps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great comment, cold approaching in any situation can be intimidating but at the end of the day the worst that can happen is they say “no”. And then you can go home and get high or drunk or whatever and not care. Each rejection hurts a little less each time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is eyemaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They mean the guy looks them in the eyes and not at the ground when they’re talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich People Are Becoming Less Willing to Help With the World’s Problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We know this. That’s why we taxed the shit out of them but gave out breaks on public works projects like museums and schools. Why hasn’t elon built 1 school yet? 1 library? Anything??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-masturbation DLC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t start no fap right away gotta wait till his PH membership expires

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seals the deal, once and for all.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I know trans women are women because I can’t make them cum either”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Following your dreams⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More like ass-perations