AdolfSchmitler
@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
- Comment on Retirement Plan 🕛 1 day ago:
The ol’ Smith & Wesson retirement lol.
- Comment on A warning from Norm Macdonald 2 days ago:
It’s the “pie of life” idea. When you’re 4 years old, you have a pie sliced into 4 equal peices, 1 for each year. Each slice represents what a year feels like. Pretty long at first.
But then at 20 years you have 20 slices, now imagine that same pie is sliced into 80 peices, each slice is so thin, that’s what 1 year “feels like” to you.
- Comment on Just give me someone to vote for who is normal 4 days ago:
Idk still seems like a majority of people still think if “their side” was in power it would fix everything.
- Comment on Conservative values 5 days ago:
Lol christians don’t even follow christian values
- Comment on New Polycule Just Dropped 5 days ago:
True, its not like theres zero support from that group, but I could’ve sworn I saw young men were getting fed up with trump & conservatives cuz they aren’t following through on anything and everything is more expensive.
- Comment on New Polycule Just Dropped 5 days ago:
Aren’t young men turning away from the right in droves? Could be another accusation that in reality is just a confession.
- Comment on Practice makes perfedt 5 days ago:
Cats Dogs Lizards Jackie Chan
BZZZT!!
Ohh new personal best!
- Comment on Vibe management 2 weeks ago:
Or like in the movie “Her” where the AI’s got together and just left the planet lol
- Comment on PS5 console sales drop 30% in April after price increase, while Switch 2 dominates 2 weeks ago:
“The enshititfication will continue until profits improve!”
- Comment on The idiot mayor of Toronto extended bar hours to 4am so fans in Toronto can enjoy the World Cup no matter time the game is 2 weeks ago:
Truly what the people of Canada needed right now…
- Comment on A woman has been ordered to remove a gorilla statue from the front of her house in Wakefield or face a fine. 2 weeks ago:
Oi luv! Let’s see your gorilla statue license!
- Comment on .ml has got to be the only place on earth where I'd get downvoted for a comment like this 2 weeks ago:
I’m banned from a bunch of random places cuz I made a joke about Jack Ma disappearing for “re-education”. Loud critic of the CCP. Goes missing unexpectedly for a bit. Returns and suddenly sings the praises of the CCP. Definitely not fishy at all and you can’t joke about it.
- Comment on Boomer comics 2 weeks ago:
“And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.”
- Comment on You gotta try #19 3 weeks ago:
Did they really need to go past 8?
- Comment on Just animal noises 3 weeks ago:
People who don’t want kids, won’t have kids, and is a “problem that resolves itself”? Like because they don’t have kids they won’t “pass it down”?
It sounds like the same reasoning as “People being gay is a problem that resolves itself cuz they don’t have sex.” As if being gay is something that can only be “passed down”.
Probably why the other person is getting upset, not sure if this is what you were trying to say or not.
- Comment on SBA #119 maths 3 weeks ago:
Oh christ the math memes are leaking from facebook
- Comment on Not even a big melon 3 weeks ago:
Ok we can have the homeschooled surgeon operate on you. Don’t worry, he got his certificate online.
Higher education is absolutely necessary for certain fields. The cost and number of different degrees is where the scam is.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 3 weeks ago:
Pain is relative, not a competition.
- Comment on Tattoo 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Hell yeah. Less to try and keep track of. If you only try to tell the truth then you just have to recall events instead of make them up.
In regards to the text, people are surprisingly open if you’re dating around so long as you make that clear upfront. Yes it will turn some people away, but then you can completely avoid situations like this.
- Comment on Block your ads 4 weeks ago:
Can he tho? Assuming the phone knows he’s a recovering alcoholic, would make sense if it was targeted. Could also be a carryover from when he did spend a lot on booze.
- Comment on We're so back 4 weeks ago:
How is she a congresswoman?.. what is her secret? Lol
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 4 weeks ago:
Oh you can read, good, I wasn’t sure you could for a minute. You’re so smart and know everything lol
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 4 weeks ago:
It’s always funny watching people like you tell on themselves
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, clearly… What the fuck are you on about? Your brain is just as rotted as maga except in the opposite direction. Fucking moron.
- Comment on We're so back 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE 4 weeks ago:
Here’s a valentine for next year :D Image
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 4 weeks ago:
What?? You think bernie is on their team? Lol. When they railroaded him out of the primary? Bernie is a D cuz the only other option is R fyi.
They serve the oligarchs, corporate interests, you know, rich people…?? and if you cant or won’t see that then just stfu and keep voting “blue no matter who” so we can get trump 2.0 in 6 years.
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 4 weeks ago:
Me too lol. But I know the bad cop is just outside the door and he’s gonna come back in eventually.
- Comment on American workers are tired of waiting. 4 weeks ago:
I don’t. It needs to be local elections, mayor’s, sheriff’s, etc. It would need to be grassroots, human contact. Ideally it could happen in multiple places at the same time with some coordination. I would love to try this but I have work in the morning and I usually have plans on the weekend.
Unless… maybe you could pay me like $10 a month, and then a bunch of other people who share our goal could also pay $10 a month and I can make it my full time job to get more [insert political ideology here] into office and gain momentum across the country. Or did you want to do that and I’ll send you $10 a month. I’ll expect results tho.
