This felt like hearing one of those hardcore grannies dropping a truth bomb on their spoilt grandchild in public, and all people in a 10m radius shut up and start thinking if it also applies to them.
Dik Piks
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Rufus!
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So, you’re not sending noods then?
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I do like to send noods (recipe is adding salt & herbs to the noodle water, then adding cheese to herb noodles)
IMG_20250715_110456HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
salted noodle water? well look at mr. fucking gourmet over here, sheesh
blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Damn, those noods are practcally naked! Come to think of it, it’s that they are not quite naked that makes them so hot.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I sent you my penis pls respond
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.
shneancy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
fool, it’s mine now
blackbrook@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Always include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
The only dick pix I want to see are dik-dik pix.
marybatessciencewriter.com/…/the-creature-feature…
How can you tell a male dik-dik from a female dik-dik?
Look for the dik-dik dick
ODuffer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dik-diks are tiny…
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
With a prehensile nose. And fangs. And smelly glands.
And yes, so tiny they would probably roll coal in a lifted truck
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
I don’t get it. Trekkies make good campus escorts?
Ougie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That career bragging tho… Girl that’s a red flag
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
💯 secretly she loves the dick pics
Ougie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh for sure hahah she’s like look at me I’m smart successful AND I get dicks I’m not a dry PhD bitch
Lightor@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah, this seems like an excuse to brag more than anything. Men are gross, but all the extra made me think that dick picks weren’t the point of this post.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 5 weeks ago
I met girls on tinder who told me how they always get dick picks, and i’m pretty sure most of them is to make them seem more interesting or for attention. I know that sounds like victim blaming, but i asked more than one girl how you send pictures on tinder and they just deleted me or made some things up on how you send pictures.
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I don’t agree. To me, it helps to emphasize the ridiculousness of coming in swinging with a dick pic instead of starting an actual human conversation and acknowledging that the person you’re talking to deserves respect and has more going on than a hole for you to stick something in.
Ougie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That goes without saying. But to be clear, we don’t know the dick pick timing. Also I think that regardless of the vulgarity and the obvious stupidity of sending your meat to a person who didn’t ask for it, there is something positive to be found in any expression of desire towards oneself no matter how crude and idiotic.
ftbd@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
I don’t see the relevance of her day job here?
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
While I agree with the fact that this kind of behaviour [i.e. randomly “hanging brain” (my new favourite idiom), unsolicited, in someone’s DMs] is SO many shades of shitty in whichever context it happens, in this case in particular it really does work for building up context and highlighting the dichotomy between the type of people who send dick pics and the type of people they sometimes reach.
As a bottom line, it should serve as a good enough cautionary tale about keeping one’s damned junk in their pants unless someone wants to see it, because one’ll most likely end up looking like an utter asshole while also potentially ruining someone else’s mood for literally no good reason whatsoever.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
So apparently if you aren’t a fucking scientist, then dick pics are okay to send to you.
lobut@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
It’s just painting a picture. The story could just as easily been putting together a family dinner and focusing on what everyone’s preferences that you’ve learned over the years. Or something more Lemmy based would be dealing with a production issue as a developer and then BAM dick pic.
It’s just story telling to me.
Tiger@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Plot twist, some of guys sending might also be similarly educated and employed at her level, but still will exhibit the Neanderthal brain on occasion.
mEEGal@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
skill issue
moopet@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Fermented omelet
474D@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
As gross as it is, the people sending dick pics aren’t looking for your approval, it’s a numbers game. If you’re confident enough to hang that dong, someone is gonna be interested. Like I said it’s gross but they don’t do it because it doesn’t work, you catch a fish with enough throws
sirimeow@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If they did that irl they would most likely get arrested in most countries so it’s kinda fucked up that they think it’s still fine to do online
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
We know why they do it. That doesn’t make it any less appropriate. These guys don’t care who they make uncomfortable in their quest for validation. It’s like a kid that throws a fit to gain attention, uncaring about who they might hurt in the process. Except unlike a developing child, these men should be mature enough to know better.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
So why would they get mad of someone doesn’t react? The people asking me to help them get their 50 trillion dollar inheritance out of the country don’t seem to mind when I don’t reply.
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Does it ever work at all? even 1 in a million times seems too many to me.
I’ve only known of that working in Grindr or sites like that where thirsty population is high, and where most people are seeking for that. But in normal social media I wouldn’t expect to ever work, at all.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
It is. But the reality of those sites is that for a guy the vast majority of your messages will never be read. You are shouting at the void and hoping for the best. This does not incentivize taking the time and psychological investment to write thoughtful messages, because you will send comparatively few and the lack of response is harder to deal with when you’re more invested. It incentivizes sending the quickest messages that you care about the least to as many as possible. The guy didn’t send her a dick pic, he sent every woman in a 50 mile radius the same dick pic hoping that with enough sheer volume he’ll get a response.
It’s basically spam that wants to fuck you, because non-spam options don’t get you anywhere.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Umm technically by ignoring them she is the opposite of a slut. Just saying.
Not that there’s anything wrong with sluts. I’m very slutty myself.
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Most women learn from a very young age that the real definition of slut is 1) you used to have sex with me and not longer do so you’re a slut; 2) I want to have sex with you but you don’t notice me therefore you’re a slut; and 3) my boyfriend, husband, guy I like thinks you’re hot so you’re a slut. Doesn’t have anything to do with what sex the “slut” may or may not be having. Many women were labelled sluts while they were still virgins.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Good point. It’s just a slur. I take things too literally sometimes
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
I guess it would make sense to counter that slur with a counter-slur.
I.e., when somebody calls you a slut, respond by calling them a “needy one” or sth. Might hit a spot.
Manticore@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
Sure but that doesnt matter. The point is making insults they thing will hurt or humiliate you, because they feel humiliated. People do that by insulting presumed insecurities.
Women get called fat ugly sluts, men get called small dicked virgin losers. We’re just calling each other failures at our gender roles.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
I hope you’re prepared for the flood of dik piks you’re about to receive from the unwashed masses
Zetta@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
OPs got plenty of their own dick pics on their profile.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Well I’m a guy. Heteroflexible and pretty open though so I don’t mind dick pics.
In fact the instance I’m on is full of them :)
aceshigh@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I still have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I’ve never struggled to get men to like me though… I wonder what it is about me that tells them not to bother with the picture.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
It’s been 15 minutes since you posted, how many did you receive until now?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
rip ur inbox
rabber@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
You probably attract high quality men
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Wow you are a girl and you’ve next got one? All of my female friends get them constantly.
What I get a lot is “young girls” saying they’re sooo interested in me. With profiles that were just created. I’m sure they’re actually a hairy guy named Pyotr.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
over the many years I have been online, I have received 100s of unsolicited dick picks. I am a guy, and straight. meh, just letting me know to block them I guess.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
Maybe your username has something to do with it
godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
i agree with them about men but the rest of this tumbl or whatever the posts on tumblr are called is giving sheldon
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve never sent a dick pic and I don’t know if my anxiety/insecurity would allow me to send one even if it was requested.
I can’t fathom just anonymously sending one without being asked for it.
rekabis@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
r/iamverysmart
hobata@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Is she whinging or bragging?
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wicked burn. Top tier domination. Would read again.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Send them a random dick pic back.
leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This genuinely made me laugh!
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
Couldn’t imagine ever sending a dik pik, but if I did, it would be self-deprecating and meant to elicit laughter. Talk about “short” comings.
loomy@lemy.lol 5 weeks ago
what app?
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I can’t understand the reasoning behind it. Do they think women like that? What’s the success rate? Are women just scrolling when all of a sudden they see a dick pic and are like “wtf I’m so horny now”.
Or they just think if they see tits it makes them horny so women MUST be the same way? If so I feel like it’s been well established that isn’t the case…
doctorspike@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Got any DOIs to share? I’d like to read about some bioreactors and polymer physics.
ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
I can imagine that! I’m sorry it’s so common there 😔
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why don’t you please tell us how you really feel?
The burn is so hot, it’s gonna cost several thousand in ER fees.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called “Spotz” ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like “shpowts” - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s “büdl” ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like “boodle” (you have no pronunciation for ü).
So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick.
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Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Here, have some unsolitised tits and boobys
OIP.YwA_KFIKSzEnaKokBxYZ-AHaHa
OIP.0QMfZtr7hYGgtXZG5GF6ZgHaE8
Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Those are some nice tits and boobys.
Looking at them really makes my
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AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Woah woah woah! At least post some SFW Boobies!
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Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Your spotz is adorable! So short and fluffy!
waz@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
We kind of do have a pronunciation of ü The cornish town Bude, would be pronounced by locals as “Büd” It’s how I explained to my kids how to handle umlaut words, if it was the English word “lane“ imagine it’s spelled ‘laen’ and then get rid of the e to make ‘län’. It’s rare but some English words still use æ as a sound not a pair of letters. Spelæological for caving for instance. Often simplified to speleological.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I feel like it’s easier to tell English speakers to make an “eee” sound with their lips and then pronounce the vowel in question (ä, ö, ü) with the rest of their mouth (at least that’s how we do it in choral German).