Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
Sure, but the other comments are well within the range of normal replies to that soft of thing. The other commentors did not launch into a tirade that eventually included baffling accusations of impersonation. That’s where things got particularly dicey for me.
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
Without intending to sound ironic, and given that we’re currently having this conversation on a literal Shitpost sub, it’s entirely possible that you may be neurodivergent and are not processing the humor.
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
I don’t know either, but thanks for your reply. The more I interact with some of the commentors, the more bewildered I’m left after. First weird interaction I’ve had on Lemmy.
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
Yes, it’s my primarily language. I thought describing Pixar fan porn artists as ghoulish was humorous, but it seems like there are a lot of advocates present who are defensive of the word.
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
You’re a confusing person and I’m not really sure I understand your psychology, or why you think I’m actively using two accounts to thwart your disability.
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
What?
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
What the fuck are you even on about?
- Comment on Disney wolves 3 days ago:
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 4 days ago:
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 5 days ago:
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
- Comment on I'm jealous 6 days ago:
As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It’s not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.
- Comment on Relatable 1 week ago:
I sustained a stress fracture of the fifth metatarsal completely at random last year. No trauma, no accidents, nothing. Went on a five-day drive and returned to go to work. A week later my foot started hurting really bad. I kept working on it and eventually saw a doctor. Misdiagnosed as plantar fasciitis, and continued to work on it with insoles. I eventually had to get an air boot. Before long it was x-rayed and turned out to be a stress fracture with no apparent origin.
The six month healing process was absolute fucking garbage and I would never do it again. Having nearly two months off of work was nice enough, but I couldn’t do much other than lay around elevating my foot. If I tried to get in my computer the pain in my foot would increase tenfold. Crutches to get around anywhere. Showered by laying spread eagle on the floor of the tub, blasting out my asshole with the shower head. Mornings were excruciating as the blood rushed to the fracture site and caused my foot to swell up big and purple. Genuinely the worst injury I’ve ever had to heal from. You’d think it would be minor.
Have to assume I’m just getting old, I guess.
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 1 week ago:
It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.
- Comment on You see "him" everywhere including on ancient coins 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on nature is music 3 weeks ago:
Birds don’t know shit about microphones.
- Comment on Do it 3 weeks ago:
Steve’s Lava Chicken in my ass.
- Comment on How majestic 3 weeks ago:
I’m almost certain I saw some dudes chilling here in the Lesser Zone.
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 3 weeks ago:
I used to contemplate jumping in the air, then quickly using my foot to spring upward off of my other leg/foot, and repeating that until I’ve reached a desired elevation.
- Comment on Thank you Gary ❤️ 4 weeks ago:
I haven’t had a cigarette since 2014, but I’ll have one now since Gary went through all the trouble.
- Comment on community work is revolutionary 4 weeks ago:
The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.
- Comment on Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my 4 weeks ago:
The best burnt-out sign I have come across was in my city back in 2019. It was a huge, red SENTINEL STORAGE sign, but the TO was no longer illuminated, so it left “SENTINELS RAGE” burning ominously in the night.
Here is the absolute shit-tier photo I managed to snap while driving.
- Comment on y'all know what time it is 4 weeks ago:
I have been there. I have seen him myself. If you too find yourself standing before him, do not fear. Look down. There are so, so, so many hairballs. It is disgusting.
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 5 weeks ago:
Brought to you with love by Duncan Hills coffee!
- Comment on Blobfish 5 weeks ago:
I feel like if there’s anyone out there who would use this new information to make right by the Blobfish, it’s him.
- Comment on Day 249 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 1 month ago:
I remember at least liking it a fair bit because it played a lot like Halo 1. I was a huge fan of the original and never cared as much for the sequels. I remember all of my friends got really into ODST, and I hated the direction it had taken the gameplay. So when Reach came out and felt comfortable in my hands again, I was stoked.
- Comment on ‘Good Burger’ star Jan Schwieterman dead at 52 (he played Mondo Burger owner Kurt Bozwell) 1 month ago:
Let this serve as proof that overconsumption of Mondo Burgers in the '90s is directly linked to death.
- Comment on All things have a right to grow. The blossom is brother to the weed. 1 month ago:
My rule has always been simple. It I’m in it’s house (outside), it’s not my business. If it’s in my house, I have to make a choice. That choice was always smash (I’m arachnophobic), but my daughter has led me down the paragon path and I now save more than half of all spiders inside of my house.
- Comment on What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good? 1 month ago:
Lol, I know you deleted this comment (fair), but it still showed up in my inbox. But I get it. Everyone loves that film, so I’m in a very fringe minority here. It’s weird, too, because I love the post-apocalyptic genre, but I don’t know, man. I just really disliked Fury Road.
Conversely, I really enjoyed The Northman in the same way everyone else does Fury Road. I thought it was a really fun, over-the-top Viking rampage revenge film, with cool cinematography. But everyone hated it.
- Comment on What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good? 1 month ago:
Mad Max: Fury Road. I thought that was dumbest, most caveman pleasing trash that has ever received that much acclaim. Truly, the entire movie is executed to make a caveman go, “OOhhhH!.. WwAaHh!.. FFIIRE!.. DwWoOah!.. HaHhh!”
