Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 3 days ago:
This was a problem when my daughter was in a private dayhome, but a licensed dayhome has been a much better experience. Seems like they actually prioritize hand-washing and other hygiene practices. My kid gets sick at about a tenth of the previous rate.
- Comment on what is north? 1 week ago:
Was Ernest okay?
- Comment on The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill 2 weeks ago:
Thank you! Genuinely, that means a lot to hear. I’ve never heard anyone compliment my prose, but it’s something I value a lot in other literature, and have a hard time getting into novels that are lacking it.
I’ve been wanting/trying to write a fiction book for years, but I have a horrible habit of knocking out a few pages and then getting into my own head and picking apart my work. I’ll end up reworking it sentence by sentence until I hate whatever’s left. Your nice comment makes me want to try again. All the best to you!
- Comment on lazy bones 2 weeks ago:
While I no longer have the responsibility of collecting carts, I still work in the grocery industry and I appreciate your courtesy. I’ll never forget the agony of rounding up and pushing dozens of them through the snow and slush of a Kmart parking lot. I can’t believe I didn’t do more damage to my body then. Now it’s just the cement floors that are slowly doing me in.
- Comment on Consistency is key 2 weeks ago:
They’ll just cook it on the same nasty spot they cook all the meat. It’s what all the restaurants get wrong with their Beyond/Impossible options. My wife loves Beyond Burgers at home, but she won’t order them from any restaurant because they cook them on the same grill that’s been used to fry up greasy beef all day. She doesn’t care if the grill has been cleaned. She just can’t do it, and I get it.
- Comment on The after party 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Working retail can be embarrassing 4 weeks ago:
I worked customer service at Kmart for a few years and encountered a lot of old classmates. Fortunately I had lost a bunch of weight since I had last seen them, and all of my hair fell out, so nobody knew who I was. I could tell some people thought I was maybe familiar, but I was never identified outright. I felt like a secret agent.
- Comment on Another essential book in your library 5 weeks ago:
It’s a shitty class to play.
- Comment on The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill 5 weeks ago:
Thanks! Very kind of you to say.
- Comment on The road they drove to dump this trash literally takes to the landfill 5 weeks ago:
Ah, the old Coon Hill Rd. special. Grew up near a wooded country road that was full of trash like this. People apparently came from all around the township to dump their trash and furniture up and down this road, and the county never bothered to clear it up. My family was never down with that, but my dad used to catch possums in his livetraps and relocate them on this exact road. I guess he didn’t know how beneficial it was to have possums around.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
My nephew is one of the worst I’ve ever smelled. Just the overwhelming scent of damp, reused football socks and armpit. How he can’t smell his own smog is beyond my comprehension. I can’t imagine the smell of a classroom.
- Comment on Sad I'm no longer a Catholic, seeing how rad the new Pope is 5 weeks ago:
Da Baer’s aere gonna win it this yeahr, boys.
- Comment on Anyone? 5 weeks ago:
I have cracks on the corners of my fingers, beside the nail. They run deep and I have to put Polysporin with lidocaine on them to reduce the sting. It’s a combination of biting my nails and working a job that requires constant antibacterial hand-washing. I hate it.
- Comment on Thankfully I deleted my account 5 weeks ago:
Shit’s embarrassing. I used to think I was such a clever person, but came across like a loser and a try-hard. Most of them got all of 2 likes, if any.
- Comment on timosaur 5 weeks ago:
PARATHOROLOPHUTH!!
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
Sure, but the other comments are well within the range of normal replies to that soft of thing. The other commentors did not launch into a tirade that eventually included baffling accusations of impersonation. That’s where things got particularly dicey for me.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
Without intending to sound ironic, and given that we’re currently having this conversation on a literal Shitpost sub, it’s entirely possible that you may be neurodivergent and are not processing the humor.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
I don’t know either, but thanks for your reply. The more I interact with some of the commentors, the more bewildered I’m left after. First weird interaction I’ve had on Lemmy.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
Yes, it’s my primarily language. I thought describing Pixar fan porn artists as ghoulish was humorous, but it seems like there are a lot of advocates present who are defensive of the word.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
You’re a confusing person and I’m not really sure I understand your psychology, or why you think I’m actively using two accounts to thwart your disability.
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
What?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
Sorry, is ghoulish meant to be an endearing word?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
What the fuck are you even on about?
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
Yeah, the mother/aunt wolf most definitely needs a big, explosive, somebody-get-pregnant hips/booty that make the more ghoulish adults among us contribute legions of Rule 34 and/or cum tribute shots to 4chan. It’s essentially of an unspoken economy beneath the surface of any Pixar film that determines the film’s success. Extra credit if the characters are related enough to qualify as incest.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 1 month ago:
I saw a video once of a giant centipede devouring a live mouse, and it still fucks with me every time I think of it. I still remember that mouse’s eyes.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 1 month ago:
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
- Comment on I'm jealous 1 month ago:
As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It’s not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.
- Comment on Relatable 1 month ago:
I sustained a stress fracture of the fifth metatarsal completely at random last year. No trauma, no accidents, nothing. Went on a five-day drive and returned to go to work. A week later my foot started hurting really bad. I kept working on it and eventually saw a doctor. Misdiagnosed as plantar fasciitis, and continued to work on it with insoles. I eventually had to get an air boot. Before long it was x-rayed and turned out to be a stress fracture with no apparent origin.
The six month healing process was absolute fucking garbage and I would never do it again. Having nearly two months off of work was nice enough, but I couldn’t do much other than lay around elevating my foot. If I tried to get in my computer the pain in my foot would increase tenfold. Crutches to get around anywhere. Showered by laying spread eagle on the floor of the tub, blasting out my asshole with the shower head. Mornings were excruciating as the blood rushed to the fracture site and caused my foot to swell up big and purple. Genuinely the worst injury I’ve ever had to heal from. You’d think it would be minor.
Have to assume I’m just getting old, I guess.
- Comment on An oldie but a goodie 1 month ago:
It is very important to reaffirm that you are talking to mom in a private chat with mom by referring to her as “mom” as often as possible.
- Comment on You see "him" everywhere including on ancient coins 1 month ago:
