Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on 6 hours ago:
Hate when that happens…
- Comment on Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks 1 day ago:
He made a fairy castle for the party!
- Comment on No brainer 3 days ago:
I worry about those who are thicker than 7 inches. That might cause some Cloverfield Paradox shit, where your innards wind up fuzed with a door. Skinny folks only.
- Comment on oven 3 days ago:
Jesus, John… You’re gonna make me cum tending to the oven like that. I ain’t even gay, but I want what’s in that pan, boii.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 1 week ago:
I feel like the days of pearl clutching over profanity are on their way out. There is always a time and a place for it, but I grew up hearing “fuck” come out of my drunken relatives every other word. My parents didn’t say it, and they didn’t let me say it, but the only real weight the word ever had was that it was cool and exclusive to adults.
One of the biggest culture shocks I had when moving from the US to Canada was how much more laid back everyone is up here over profanity in general. Almost everyone uses it, very few people (save for maybe the elderly) get uppity when they hear it, and I’ve heard it used freely on FM radio many times. I still think it’s trashy to fly a FUCK TRUDEAU flag or decal on your car for everyone to see, but nobodies up here clutching pearls.
Not sure why it’s such a big deal in many parts of the US.
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 1 week ago:
Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷
- Comment on Debatable 3 weeks ago:
No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you’d get yer ass kicked rockin’ somethin like that, man…
- Comment on Help. 3 weeks ago:
Bunch of fuckin’ meep-mops stealing jobs for our hardworking software engineers.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 weeks ago:
That’s fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 weeks ago:
All I’m thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it’s one of the funniest images I’ve ever conceived.
- Comment on Great Advertise 4 weeks ago:
It was difficult to get into Canada when I immigrated ten years ago (it was deeply complicated even as a sponsored individual), and I hear it’s even more difficult now. It’s a shame, because I know that the idea of escaping to Canada is a hopeful thing for many Americans. I was extremely fortunate. However, the housing shortage alone and a general anti-American sentiment has cast a huge shadow on new entries. Canadians remain as friendly as ever, but trust between them and Americans is also at an all-time low. People at work know I’m American and they love hearing my take on everything, but I don’t spread that information to new ears anymore.
I suppose it might be cool for Canada to do a 2-for-1 swap, where they send Texas pairs of whiny, privileged conservatives in exchange for good, left-leaning Americans who actually want to be here.
- Comment on Hope you like math 4 weeks ago:
What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 4 weeks ago:
Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️
- Comment on hygiene 4 weeks ago:
Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
- Comment on Yeasty 4 weeks ago:
Butterbean origin story.
- Comment on Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costing her nearly $21,000 in medical bills 5 weeks ago:
The ol’ bat in the mouth trick gets me every time.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 month ago:
What a fucking idiot.
- Comment on Ross Scott of SKG - The industry filed false claims against the initiative 1 month ago:
Looks like Ross is in the barrel today…
- Comment on electrostatic spider flight 1 month ago:
Yeah, it was chaos on the set just off-camera.
- Comment on Where do British elites get their news? Publishers, social media and AI 1 month ago:
Evening Standard sounds really relaxing.
- Comment on Gallium 1 month ago:
Guy pops up on Jumbotron, looks horrified cause he knew he was cheating
Hate when that happens. 😓
- Comment on Some stephen king type shit idk 1 month ago:
Man, spikes at the bottom of a narrow pit were a huge problem back during the retro to mid-'90s gaming days. You just don’t encounter them much anymore. It’s as though an entire industry just dried up overnight. Bad time to be a spikesmith.
- Comment on We really, really do. 1 month ago:
Barely relevant, but this helped my daughter’s vocabulary explode between ages 2-3. Repeating back sentences showed not only that we were listening and engaged, but incorrect words and/or pronunciation would be corrected and filtered back in the process.
- Comment on Steam is cracking down on porn games, to keep Payment Processors happy. 1 month ago:
Damn it… I was really looking forward to Brother Mother Buttfucker 2.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 1 month ago:
Probably feels great but will leave you oozing.
- Comment on Dik Piks 1 month ago:
… reply pls
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 1 month ago:
Eh, I tried to be open-minded. Asmongold was funny and surprisingly articulate back when he just dunked on video game developers, but as time went on and Trump came into office, it really started falling apart. Rogan used to have doctors, scientists and educators in his show, and had enough humility to at least admit he was stupid and respected what they taught him. But just like Asmongold, Trump, money and the pandemic absolutely broke his brain.
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 1 month ago:
I started kind of liking this guy right before he ripped the mask off. This is the same thing that happened with Rogan. Started to like his content and within a few months he went full douchebag. I’m cursed.
- Comment on Anon is special 1 month ago:
I believe it was just a hint or some kind of encouragement in regards to the problem I was working on. Hard to remember. I just recall that warm breath in my ear and the most intense boner of my childhood.
- Comment on Anon is special 1 month ago:
I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.
