Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.
- Comment on Spicy Candy 1 week ago:
When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.
- Comment on the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. 3 weeks ago:
Not that dry.
- Comment on the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. 3 weeks ago:
Wolf pussy just sounds dry as fuck.
- Comment on My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. 3 weeks ago:
This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.
- Comment on If I'm not ready, I won't be ready! 4 weeks ago:
I muttered this exact phrase today out of the blue, and now here it is.
- Comment on blast from the past 4 weeks ago:
Damn, that was a good period, too. They just don’t make 'em like they used to.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of January 20th 4 weeks ago:
No problem. I don’t know what it is about 6am bathroom time that makes me write novels.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of January 20th 4 weeks ago:
It functions well enough that I haven’t noticed anything off, save for maybe two occasions in 40+ hours where I was unlucky enough to have bandits spawn in near me. Once out in the woods, and one time they literally appeared sitting in chairs in the room I had just passed through, then attacked on my way back through it. You can’t help but laugh when it happens, but it’s nowhere near like it was on release.
I know that several of the squads I encounter in the wild have been artificially spawned in just outside of my exclusion radius, but they move organically enough that I’ve never had my immersion broken with the impression that these aren’t just stalkers on their own mission. Sure, if I reload a ways back and travel the same route, it may well be a different assortment of them, no one at all, or maybe bandits or mutants the next time, but rather than feeling tacky it keeps the Zone feeling unpredictable. Retracing my steps after reloading often results in a wildly different experience from Point A to Point B, so I can’t cheese my way through much of anything.
I’ve also encountered large, roaming packs of mutants who, when avoided, travel well outside of my exclusion radius and continue to be heard far off in the distance (Flesh are a good example) even though they’re no longer rendered on my screen. I’ve traveled in that direction a short time later just to run into the same pack having changed direction, so there definitely are some persistent A-Life doing their thing out there. It’s just sprinkled with some chance encounters.
All in all, the A-Life isn’t exactly where they/we want it to be, but they’ve taken enough corrective steps that I find it very enjoyable, and I say that as a long-term fan of the originals, as well as hardcore versions like Anomaly. Honestly, the only thing I truly dislike about STALKER 2 is the number of bloodsuckers. They’ve become a lot easier to dispatch, but if I’m ever going to run into three bloodsuckers in the wild, it should be like one time. But there are times where I encounter packs of them several times per day, and I’m Veteran difficulty that is absolute bullshit.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of January 20th 4 weeks ago:
STALKER 2, and I haven’t felt this frightened to climb down into the basement of a decrepit waste processing station since the original trilogy. So in short, it hits just right.
- Comment on It's Wednesday my dudes...? 5 weeks ago:
Wish I could fuck that butt. That toad is the perfect shaped woman.
- Comment on Well you see, gam gam... 5 weeks ago:
“Mom, is it because it’s hetero sex talk, mom? Mom, this is me, your son, mom.”
- Comment on True love 1 month ago:
“AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!”
“AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!”
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 1 month ago:
I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don’t know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
- Comment on I'm seriously proud of this 1 month ago:
- Comment on Pornhub Is Now Blocked In Almost All of the U.S. South 1 month ago:
They all have cousins, so…
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 1 month ago:
STALKER 2
- Comment on Stream Fatigue? Americans Spent 23% Less on Streaming Services in 2024, Study Finds 1 month ago:
It’s all too fragmented now. I don’t want to commit to any of it. Each platform is 80% garbage and 10% good. You basically have to pay for ten services now just to have a wealth of good content available. It’s easier to just fill my thumb drive up with the content I want.
- Comment on Trump trolls Trudeau by promising Canucks he'll lower taxes if Canada becomes '51st state' -- and backs hockey legend Wayne Gretzky as PM 1 month ago:
Great, then our public services can be as abysmal as they were during my thirty years living in that shit-hole to the south. Maybe folks will finally get their wish of living in a low-tax wonderland.
- Comment on Buddy baka 1 month ago:
This kills the man.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
As a career produce manager I can confirm that we average about a Spock per minute. Usually elderly, and determined to destroy this year’s crop of peaches from BC.
- Comment on Any relations experts? 1 month ago:
- Comment on anyone know any good android games? 2 months ago:
That’s unusual. Yeah, I had only played on mobile. Couldn’t tell you whether or not it contained spyware, but the game itself is fantastic and the only paid content (additional classes/decks) are well worth it.
- Comment on anyone know any good android games? 2 months ago:
Night of the Full Moon is excellent.
- Comment on Achilleis NOOO 2 months ago:
Did you ever have a dweams?
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 months ago:
That’s honestly pretty bog-standard. That’s a term I learned on here a few days ago.
- Comment on Extended lungs 2 months ago:
Ah, I’ve got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don’t know who signed me up, but I’ve been getting this joke mail for months now.
- Comment on How I imagine my father as a kid 2 months ago:
Pretty cunty meme.
- Comment on vines of the animal kingdom 2 months ago:
swuirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi, squirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi… (guitar)
- Comment on SUCC 2 months ago:
Whenever I book flowers for work, there is one at the very bottom called “Flowering Planter 7in Ass”. For years now I’ve laughed every time.
