Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on Hi, I'm Paul! 1 day ago:
I worked with a guy with a similar story – book included. Are you Canadian?
- Comment on Let's ask this AI app! 1 day ago:
I grew up foraging mushrooms in Michigan, but ever since moving to Alberta I’ve never felt comfortable hunting mushrooms here. I need to go with someone confident who has done it their entire lives. But I did rebently learn that a different species of morel actually grows out here. I’m going to try hunting those this year.
- Comment on A handy reference guide for you 2 days ago:
Went down a metal slide once and a swarm of them came out of one of the top poles. Swarmed my throat and stung me several times there. Survived, but it was horrible.
- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 week ago:
The ocean’s condom.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 1 week ago:
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
- Comment on Stiff upper lip, perhaps? 1 week ago:
What does this font remind me so strongly of? Habbo Hotel? Rollercoaster Tycoon? The Sims 1? It’s driving me crazy.
- Comment on I rember! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Today is the day 2 weeks ago:
Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 2 weeks ago:
Great until the cops are looking for that one Juggalo in Jamestown but you have to represent…
- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 5 weeks ago:
Meat alternatives are getting good, but for fuck’s sake, stop frying them in the same oil as fish/chicken or grilling them where the burgers cooked. They have to figure that dilemma out if they ever want vegetarians and vegans to buy this shit. I’ll eat it because I’m into eating whatever. But my wife (lifelong vegetarian and vegan for a few of her years) who loves Beyond products has yet to try a single fast food version because it’s always the same situation. Prepared exactly where the meat is, and often comes out tasting like fish.
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 1 month ago:
It’s weird to think about it. I was born in '87 and grew up hearing ahout the distant '60s and '70s as though they were this mythical, out-of-reach time in which my relatives reminisced. They even came with those old, shitty polaroids that really sold the vibe. Now it’s 2026 and people talk like the late ‘80s were a lifetime ago. Then I realize that from young peoples’ perspective now, that time period is even further away than the '60s were back when I listened to my parents talk about them.
I think the late, great Bozo the Clown said it best when he said, “WWHHHAAWT DA FFFFFFUUUUUCK…”
- Comment on 1 month ago:
He said ants, not aunts.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
What’cha got there, m8?
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 2 months ago:
Just get people to agree to live in crowded vaults and have them sign a waver accepting any and all psychological torture performed on them. That’s a functional Fallout reality show.
- Comment on High value 2 months ago:
Tom Segura getting fat again…
- Comment on He took it literally 2 months ago:
… I don’t… understand…
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 2 months ago:
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Just walking around in pajama pants with no shirt on…
- Comment on Banana scale 3 months ago:
I never fully grasped the true scale of a single galaxy (and then expanded that understanding to the observable universe) until I hopped in my ship in Elite Dangerous and actually set off to cross one. Holy fucking shit, does it really help put it into perspective when you’re traveling between vast galactic arms, hopping individual stars 50-70 Ly at a time and trying your damndest not to stretch yourself too thin in fear of running out of scoopable fuel/stars.
If I were an Astronomy teacher, Elite would be my most profound and precious tool.
- Comment on How often do you change your towels? 3 months ago:
I change my towel when it starts making me stink again right after a shower.
- Comment on new trend 3 months ago:
Imagine you and your hunting party are gathered around a fire roasting marshmallows, but you accidentally grabbed that stick…
- Comment on This was great 3 months ago:
- Comment on I respect the environment. 3 months ago:
Costco every fucking day…
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 3 months ago:
Hosting is half of it, but the user-submitted section is a thriving social ecosystem. It’s a lot like reddit or Lemmy, but all submissions are image-based only with sizable comment sections attached like anywhere else. I was very involved there 12 years back and enjoyed it quite a lot. I tried really hard to earn my green (highest karma) badge, but I believe I got second or third highest before running out of steam. You had a profile full of badges and stuff, and users actually valued karma there, unlike on reddit or Lemmy.
But the mood changed other time and it became a hub for bullshit, sob stories and very tired, very played-out jokes. Then the eventual UI changes drove the nail in the coffin and I found it unusable.
- Comment on Accidental rapture 3 months ago:
dies
God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 3 months ago:
Short Staff of Wailing Creature 9-19 DMG +10 INT +5 WIS +4 CON +25% Nature Res. +15% Shadow Res. On Use (20/20): Rally 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 3 months ago:
My listening age was 82, but my top songs were mostly Saja Boys… It was then that I remembered my account is linked to the Nest.
- Comment on Why? 4 months ago:
My comments tend to get way more engagement here than on reddit. People are just friendlier. When I’m funny, they make me feel like the man. On reddit you had to piggy-back on top comments just to get any hits, and half of them were just confrontational for no good reason.
- Comment on Christmas goatseings 4 months ago:
Swamps of Dagobah right there…
- Comment on He's on a mission 4 months ago:
“Oi, Dutchman!”
…
“O hallo!”
