Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
🇨🇦
An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on How men are different than women 1 day ago:
My wife is always shocked to learn that despite communicating with him somewhat regularly, I have absolutely no details regarding any of my brother’s upcoming plans or life events. Yes, I know he’s engaged. I think I was one of the first to hear about it… No, I don’t know when he plans to get married, or where… I don’t know if he’s going to South America again this year. I don’t know any of this. It didn’t come up. He will probably tell me if/when he does. I’m not really worried about it.
What do we talk about? Memes, mostly… Most recently I’ve been sending him these fake Rastafarian AI doctor videos on Instagram with hilarious diagrams of poop flying out of butts like a whirlwind while a passionate man talks about selling you his herbal cleanse. Now I’ve discovered the female version that is all about vaginal disbiosis and what to do “when ya poosee smell like a rotten fish mahhket” (you buy her herbal cleanse, that’s what you do…)
But no, I don’t know if he’s coming for Christmas.
- Comment on Like what the hell is going on in major league baseball ? 3 days ago:
Maybe this fuckin’ cop can figure out what keeps happening to all those balls that dissappear over that fence…
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 5 days ago:
What kind of loser hasn’t double-dogged it before?
- Comment on I was a husky boy and look how I turned out 1 week ago:
I remember being mortified whenever mom would take me pants shopping and would tell the hot ass associate that we were looking for the husky section. Like, obviously the woman that was way too old for me could clearly tell that I needed that section, but something about mom saying just really drove the nail into my guts.
- Comment on Doomer 1 week ago:
This is solid advice. New owners recently banned earbuds at work, which really sucks, but something curious happened as a result. I stopped listening to political shit on YouTube five days per week and I’ve never felt more calm. Now when I occasionally do pop in to Kyle Kulinski or something I see the world is still on fucking fire, but I got five good days of peace and my attention to the matter made no difference to anyone else.
- Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics 5 weeks ago:
(me calling out from the other room)
“Honey! You shouldn’t have!”
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 5 weeks ago:
(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)
“Wot? Wadn’t me.”
John, you’re the only man on board…
“Don’t know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn’t me…”
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 5 weeks ago:
“Helped me cum”
- Comment on Miss me 5 weeks ago:
Same. Went to a casino once, pulled a slot machine and won $30. Then lost $30. Never returned to one.
I do enjoy being gifted scratch-off tickets, though, but I won’t spend my own money on them (unless as gifts to others). I manage at a grocery store and I’m often surrounded by people who aren’t particularly wise with money. Every time there’s a big lottery drawing coming up I get to hear from everyone how “THE JACKPOT IS UP TO 30-MILLION NOW! YOU BETTER GET A TICKET! YA CAN’T WIN IF YA DON’T PLAY!”
Yeah, and I don’t burn money if I don’t play, either…
- Comment on Land where 5 weeks ago:
Space deniers are the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I’m concerned. I don’t know what it is about them, or how they got so fucking stupid, but there appears to be no limit to their ignorance.
- Comment on please do not the fish 5 weeks ago:
sad Swedish Chef noises
- Comment on The 22 Richest Men in the World Have More Wealth than All the Women in Africa 5 weeks ago:
I’ve lived in my house longer than all the women in Africa.
- Comment on Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat. 1 month ago:
I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.
- Comment on Hi, I'm Paul! 1 month ago:
I worked with a guy with a similar story – book included. Are you Canadian?
- Comment on Let's ask this AI app! 1 month ago:
I grew up foraging mushrooms in Michigan, but ever since moving to Alberta I’ve never felt comfortable hunting mushrooms here. I need to go with someone confident who has done it their entire lives. But I did rebently learn that a different species of morel actually grows out here. I’m going to try hunting those this year.
- Comment on A handy reference guide for you 1 month ago:
Went down a metal slide once and a swarm of them came out of one of the top poles. Swarmed my throat and stung me several times there. Survived, but it was horrible.
- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 month ago:
The ocean’s condom.
- Comment on You can just do stuff. 1 month ago:
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
- Comment on Stiff upper lip, perhaps? 1 month ago:
What does this font remind me so strongly of? Habbo Hotel? Rollercoaster Tycoon? The Sims 1? It’s driving me crazy.
- Comment on I rember! 2 months ago:
- Comment on Today is the day 2 months ago:
Barrens Chat must be fucking nuts right now…
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 2 months ago:
Great until the cops are looking for that one Juggalo in Jamestown but you have to represent…
- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 2 months ago:
Meat alternatives are getting good, but for fuck’s sake, stop frying them in the same oil as fish/chicken or grilling them where the burgers cooked. They have to figure that dilemma out if they ever want vegetarians and vegans to buy this shit. I’ll eat it because I’m into eating whatever. But my wife (lifelong vegetarian and vegan for a few of her years) who loves Beyond products has yet to try a single fast food version because it’s always the same situation. Prepared exactly where the meat is, and often comes out tasting like fish.
- Comment on Not gonna lie, I kind like it 2 months ago:
It’s weird to think about it. I was born in '87 and grew up hearing ahout the distant '60s and '70s as though they were this mythical, out-of-reach time in which my relatives reminisced. They even came with those old, shitty polaroids that really sold the vibe. Now it’s 2026 and people talk like the late ‘80s were a lifetime ago. Then I realize that from young peoples’ perspective now, that time period is even further away than the '60s were back when I listened to my parents talk about them.
I think the late, great Bozo the Clown said it best when he said, “WWHHHAAWT DA FFFFFFUUUUUCK…”
- Comment on 3 months ago:
He said ants, not aunts.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
What’cha got there, m8?
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 4 months ago:
Just get people to agree to live in crowded vaults and have them sign a waver accepting any and all psychological torture performed on them. That’s a functional Fallout reality show.
- Comment on High value 4 months ago:
Tom Segura getting fat again…
- Comment on He took it literally 4 months ago:
… I don’t… understand…
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 4 months ago:
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
