Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on You see "him" everywhere including on ancient coins 4 hours ago:
- Comment on nature is music 11 hours ago:
Birds don’t know shit about microphones.
- Comment on Do it 1 day ago:
Steve’s Lava Chicken in my ass.
- Comment on How majestic 2 days ago:
I’m almost certain I saw some dudes chilling here in the Lesser Zone.
- Comment on Make gravity your bitch 4 days ago:
I used to contemplate jumping in the air, then quickly using my foot to spring upward off of my other leg/foot, and repeating that until I’ve reached a desired elevation.
- Comment on Thank you Gary ❤️ 1 week ago:
I haven’t had a cigarette since 2014, but I’ll have one now since Gary went through all the trouble.
- Comment on community work is revolutionary 1 week ago:
The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.
- Comment on Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my 1 week ago:
The best burnt-out sign I have come across was in my city back in 2019. It was a huge, red SENTINEL STORAGE sign, but the TO was no longer illuminated, so it left “SENTINELS RAGE” burning ominously in the night.
Here is the absolute shit-tier photo I managed to snap while driving.
- Comment on y'all know what time it is 1 week ago:
I have been there. I have seen him myself. If you too find yourself standing before him, do not fear. Look down. There are so, so, so many hairballs. It is disgusting.
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 2 weeks ago:
Brought to you with love by Duncan Hills coffee!
- Comment on Blobfish 2 weeks ago:
I feel like if there’s anyone out there who would use this new information to make right by the Blobfish, it’s him.
- Comment on Day 249 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 3 weeks ago:
I remember at least liking it a fair bit because it played a lot like Halo 1. I was a huge fan of the original and never cared as much for the sequels. I remember all of my friends got really into ODST, and I hated the direction it had taken the gameplay. So when Reach came out and felt comfortable in my hands again, I was stoked.
- Comment on ‘Good Burger’ star Jan Schwieterman dead at 52 (he played Mondo Burger owner Kurt Bozwell) 3 weeks ago:
Let this serve as proof that overconsumption of Mondo Burgers in the '90s is directly linked to death.
- Comment on All things have a right to grow. The blossom is brother to the weed. 4 weeks ago:
My rule has always been simple. It I’m in it’s house (outside), it’s not my business. If it’s in my house, I have to make a choice. That choice was always smash (I’m arachnophobic), but my daughter has led me down the paragon path and I now save more than half of all spiders inside of my house.
- Comment on What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good? 4 weeks ago:
Lol, I know you deleted this comment (fair), but it still showed up in my inbox. But I get it. Everyone loves that film, so I’m in a very fringe minority here. It’s weird, too, because I love the post-apocalyptic genre, but I don’t know, man. I just really disliked Fury Road.
Conversely, I really enjoyed The Northman in the same way everyone else does Fury Road. I thought it was a really fun, over-the-top Viking rampage revenge film, with cool cinematography. But everyone hated it.
- Comment on What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good? 4 weeks ago:
Mad Max: Fury Road. I thought that was dumbest, most caveman pleasing trash that has ever received that much acclaim. Truly, the entire movie is executed to make a caveman go, “OOhhhH!.. WwAaHh!.. FFIIRE!.. DwWoOah!.. HaHhh!”
- Comment on Anon experiences freedom 1 month ago:
Make sure you cum on your ID first as tribute.
- Comment on Day 223 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing until l forget to post Screenshots 1 month ago:
There was so much magic in this game. That soundtrack and overall atmosphere was incredible. I remember trying it in little bite-sized pieces at Toys R Us and the McDonald’s lobby and being really blown away.
- Comment on Cool Dog 1 month ago:
I’m formally launching the #tellthem campaign.
- Comment on You must be doing something right 1 month ago:
My five-year-old daughter just climbed over my, stopped to stare at this pic, and said (in a goofy voice) “Wuut da heeeyyck?”
- Comment on Cool Dog 1 month ago:
I maintain that if drug-sniffing dogs actually knew what it was that they were doing, none of them would be drug-sniffing dogs.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I fucked my wife in the bathroom window of the Hyatt in Calgary, in front of a beautiful, sprawling downtown core. The trick was to leave the lights off inside the room.
- Comment on Spicy Candy 2 months ago:
When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.
- Comment on the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. 2 months ago:
Not that dry.
- Comment on the woke left is always like “we need less shootings” gun control so kids can’t commit domestic terror. but the right says i get wolf pussy so they win. 2 months ago:
Wolf pussy just sounds dry as fuck.
- Comment on My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. 2 months ago:
This is problematic because you can no longer use your balls as a proper door knocker for your asshole.
- Comment on If I'm not ready, I won't be ready! 2 months ago:
I muttered this exact phrase today out of the blue, and now here it is.
- Comment on blast from the past 2 months ago:
Damn, that was a good period, too. They just don’t make 'em like they used to.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of January 20th 2 months ago:
No problem. I don’t know what it is about 6am bathroom time that makes me write novels.
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of January 20th 2 months ago:
It functions well enough that I haven’t noticed anything off, save for maybe two occasions in 40+ hours where I was unlucky enough to have bandits spawn in near me. Once out in the woods, and one time they literally appeared sitting in chairs in the room I had just passed through, then attacked on my way back through it. You can’t help but laugh when it happens, but it’s nowhere near like it was on release.
I know that several of the squads I encounter in the wild have been artificially spawned in just outside of my exclusion radius, but they move organically enough that I’ve never had my immersion broken with the impression that these aren’t just stalkers on their own mission. Sure, if I reload a ways back and travel the same route, it may well be a different assortment of them, no one at all, or maybe bandits or mutants the next time, but rather than feeling tacky it keeps the Zone feeling unpredictable. Retracing my steps after reloading often results in a wildly different experience from Point A to Point B, so I can’t cheese my way through much of anything.
I’ve also encountered large, roaming packs of mutants who, when avoided, travel well outside of my exclusion radius and continue to be heard far off in the distance (Flesh are a good example) even though they’re no longer rendered on my screen. I’ve traveled in that direction a short time later just to run into the same pack having changed direction, so there definitely are some persistent A-Life doing their thing out there. It’s just sprinkled with some chance encounters.
All in all, the A-Life isn’t exactly where they/we want it to be, but they’ve taken enough corrective steps that I find it very enjoyable, and I say that as a long-term fan of the originals, as well as hardcore versions like Anomaly. Honestly, the only thing I truly dislike about STALKER 2 is the number of bloodsuckers. They’ve become a lot easier to dispatch, but if I’m ever going to run into three bloodsuckers in the wild, it should be like one time. But there are times where I encounter packs of them several times per day, and I’m Veteran difficulty that is absolute bullshit.
