Stalinwolf
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
🇨🇦
An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.
(Note: This might be misinformation)
- Comment on arriving 8 hours ago:
Not to mention they’re the two most nostalgic seasons, by a landslide. At least in regions that experience four seasons. There is nothing quite like the quiet promise of Spring after a long winter. One day you step out and warm sunshine is making your roof drip, and grass begins to show through the thinning snow. Familiar birds return and you spot the year’s first vegetation poking up through the soil. You can smell the Earth again. You’re flooded with memories of being a kid during the same months, lying out in the yard feeling that warm breeze blowing in.
Summer creeps up and slowly wears you the fuck out. Most of the flowers dry up and the grass gets scorched. Everything looks like shit, and right when you get tired of it all and want to throw yourself off a bridge, you notice the leaves turning yellow at an alarming rate. Nights grow cold, mushrooms pop up, and you remember how pleasant brittle leaves sound rattling along the street. Things get real damp and take on that nutty smell of decay. Some primal part of you gets real amped up for harvesty things.
Halloween night brings with it the last echo of life, then the world grows quiet and dead. The frosts come and snow falls. Christmas is real cozy, and then a month later you’re eyeballing that bridge again. Doesn’t seem so high. Might be nice to throw yourself off it every now and again.
- Comment on Know your place 1 day ago:
I was on 2C-B and lounging about in my brother’s room, staring at a big glowing plastic moon I had bought for him as a joke, when somehow the word and concept of it sent me spiraling down a rabbit hole of cosmic realization. At first the moon (or perhaps my thoughts surrounding the moon) began to rotate like a planetary body, becoming a parent star in a galactic arm, and eventually the central mass of a galaxy itself, ever turning with long tendril arms orbiting around its perimeter.
As the question of it grew, it became the universe itself, on a profoundly metaphysical level, and I came to the realization that every single living organism, both here and elsewhere in the cosmos, are not so much a part or some greater plan or design, but are instead just individual cells and appendages of recently awakened universe. One that has blinked its eyes from a deep sleep and has slowly become self-aware. And just as a child born blind will at some point use their hands and discover they have a body for the first time, we are tiny (but not insignificant) appendages of that universe discovering and exploring itself, trying to make sense or what it even is.
I found immense comfort in the idea that there is no greater meaning to everything than that. We’re just a part of something bigger that is at this very moment trying to make sense of itself, and I don’t need more than that.
- Comment on It's finally here! 1 day ago:
For years now whenever I submit bookings for potted plants/floral at work, there is an entry down toward the very bottom that reads “Flowering Planter 7in Ass” and it gets me every time.
- Comment on Fuck you in particular 1 day ago:
Carbon nanotubes are real? I thought that shit was invented for upgrades and repairs in No Man’s Sky…
- Comment on When real life generates the shitpost 3 days ago:
How are all these fucking idiots still confused that disliking the Israeli government has fuck all to do with disliking Jews? Do they know this, and just choose to make it about something more?
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 4 days ago:
- Comment on Sexualized video games are not causing harm to male or female players, according to new research 6 days ago:
I was beating my meat to Natalya’s (Goldeneye 64) cone-shaped tits at age 10. It may have been arguably better for me than jerking off to droves of actual tits.
…Not that I wasn’t doing that also…
- Comment on Check yourself before you rex yourself 6 days ago:
You have to really lean in on the words to properly express your italisized voice. You almost have to sound like an asshole. Like a somewhat sarcastic asshole…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Hate when that happens…
- Comment on Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks 1 week ago:
He made a fairy castle for the party!
- Comment on No brainer 1 week ago:
I worry about those who are thicker than 7 inches. That might cause some Cloverfield Paradox shit, where your innards wind up fuzed with a door. Skinny folks only.
- Comment on oven 1 week ago:
Jesus, John… You’re gonna make me cum tending to the oven like that. I ain’t even gay, but I want what’s in that pan, boii.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 2 weeks ago:
I feel like the days of pearl clutching over profanity are on their way out. There is always a time and a place for it, but I grew up hearing “fuck” come out of my drunken relatives every other word. My parents didn’t say it, and they didn’t let me say it, but the only real weight the word ever had was that it was cool and exclusive to adults.
One of the biggest culture shocks I had when moving from the US to Canada was how much more laid back everyone is up here over profanity in general. Almost everyone uses it, very few people (save for maybe the elderly) get uppity when they hear it, and I’ve heard it used freely on FM radio many times. I still think it’s trashy to fly a FUCK TRUDEAU flag or decal on your car for everyone to see, but nobodies up here clutching pearls.
Not sure why it’s such a big deal in many parts of the US.
- Comment on The average age of Disney princesses is 505y. 3 weeks ago:
Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷
- Comment on Debatable 4 weeks ago:
No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you’d get yer ass kicked rockin’ somethin like that, man…
- Comment on Help. 4 weeks ago:
Bunch of fuckin’ meep-mops stealing jobs for our hardworking software engineers.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 1 month ago:
That’s fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 1 month ago:
All I’m thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it’s one of the funniest images I’ve ever conceived.
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 month ago:
It was difficult to get into Canada when I immigrated ten years ago (it was deeply complicated even as a sponsored individual), and I hear it’s even more difficult now. It’s a shame, because I know that the idea of escaping to Canada is a hopeful thing for many Americans. I was extremely fortunate. However, the housing shortage alone and a general anti-American sentiment has cast a huge shadow on new entries. Canadians remain as friendly as ever, but trust between them and Americans is also at an all-time low. People at work know I’m American and they love hearing my take on everything, but I don’t spread that information to new ears anymore.
I suppose it might be cool for Canada to do a 2-for-1 swap, where they send Texas pairs of whiny, privileged conservatives in exchange for good, left-leaning Americans who actually want to be here.
- Comment on Hope you like math 1 month ago:
What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 1 month ago:
Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️
- Comment on hygiene 1 month ago:
Every time I see this pop up, I’m reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
- Comment on Yeasty 1 month ago:
Butterbean origin story.
- Comment on Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costing her nearly $21,000 in medical bills 1 month ago:
The ol’ bat in the mouth trick gets me every time.
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 1 month ago:
What a fucking idiot.
- Comment on Ross Scott of SKG - The industry filed false claims against the initiative 1 month ago:
Looks like Ross is in the barrel today…
- Comment on electrostatic spider flight 1 month ago:
Yeah, it was chaos on the set just off-camera.
- Comment on Where do British elites get their news? Publishers, social media and AI 1 month ago:
Evening Standard sounds really relaxing.
- Comment on Gallium 1 month ago:
Guy pops up on Jumbotron, looks horrified cause he knew he was cheating
Hate when that happens. 😓
- Comment on Some stephen king type shit idk 1 month ago:
Man, spikes at the bottom of a narrow pit were a huge problem back during the retro to mid-'90s gaming days. You just don’t encounter them much anymore. It’s as though an entire industry just dried up overnight. Bad time to be a spikesmith.
