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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is useful for those trying to convey more precisely the amount of fucks they give.

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    • truthfultemporarily@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      0+0i

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And relative fucks

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s mainly limited to the American South.

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      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You’re thinking of the fucks relatives, or also known in scientific circles as The Alabamian Constant.

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    • muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is the speed of fucks thus constant?

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  • kirkoman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nice try but no proof yet if the fuckery field is irrational.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh, there’s definitely irrational fucks. I don’t see a proof that there’s indeed a fuckomorphism between C and F.

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    • Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here, I gotchu:

      The phrase “you stupid fuck” Implies the existence of irrational fucks.

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    • ornery_chemist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nah, just look at the folks over in HR. Irrational fucks to a person.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.

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    • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What in the fucking fuck implies that fucking is an injective function over the field of fucks.

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      • silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        From this we can infer that fucking is a complex function 🤔

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This does not even scratch the surface of the possible uses and variations of fuck.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There are definitely positive and negative fucks

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    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There being absolute fucks doesn’t imply positive and negative fucks though.

      It implies we’ve set a point to measure against which we call zero fucks.

      Perhaps there’s an absolute zero fucks which can never be reached.

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  • Entitle9294@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ok, everyone but me seems to get it, so I’ll ask. I get everything but the last bit. What does “isomorphic with the complex field” mean? I think I know what isomorphic means from some dabbling I’ve done in category theory.

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In means you can map every element bijectively to one from the complex field AND addition and multiplication can be performed in either field without leading to contractions, i.e. a+b=c <=> f(a)+f(b)=f(a+b)=f© and equivalent for multiplication. This is the part that the meme fails to consider, because nowhere is addition or multiplication for this novel field defined.

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      • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “i do not give a single fuck” implies an additive identity fuck, and “I don’t give two fucks” implies a multiplicative identity fuck. That’s a start at least!

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      • Entitle9294@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’ll give this some attention when time permits because this does not make things clearer, lol.

        I’ll start with what a field is and a complex field 🤞

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      • Atlas_@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hmmm. But what if fucks aren’t fungible?

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So what’s their opinion on the holy fuck?

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    • radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve never given a flying fuck though, and I’ve never heard anyone else give one either, so I’m not convinced they exist.

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    • Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The holy trinity.

      Fucking God Damn, Jesus Fuck and Holy Fuck.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No idea, but I do see plenty of evil fucks every day on the news.

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  • Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No prove of irrational fucks yet tho

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Plenty of empirical evidence around.

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      • Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But do we get all of them?

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ∅ = how many i have left to give.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Holy fuck?

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    • JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Which implies the existence of a non god affected fucks.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Given the overwhelming prevalence of holy fucks relative to damned fucks, this suggests sanctified beings get laid more.

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    • save_the_humans@leminal.space ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Must be a reference to the space of topological fucks. I believe this one is equivalent to the torus.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    fan-fucking-tastic

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  • fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Would plain old “What the Fuck” imply a null set?

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  • boydster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I fucking love this

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the uncomputable fuck

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    • save_the_humans@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ahh the navier stokes fuck. Believed to actually be computable.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fucks can also have a social hierarchy, as evidenced by the phrase:

    “I don’t give a single solitary fuck”

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    • save_the_humans@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      These are are simply unitary fucks. Matrix fucks with eigenvalue absolute value of 1. Surprisingly useful for quantum computing applications.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve always loved ladies who are smarter / better educated than me.

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    fucking fucks implies fucks are procreating.

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What the fuck

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or at least they’re trying…

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  • sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Okay but is the fuck a monoid in the category of endofunctors ?

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see this comment section is full of various operations defined on fuckery. I don’t think they form a field or even a ringi

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  • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So what’s fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck?

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      About tree fiddy

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Euler’s fuck formula.

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I prefer to solve the Hodge conjecture

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  • CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The real question is - is fuck Turing-complete?

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Brainfuck is Turing complete

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      • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s actually a beautiful language for arguing about computability because of how similar it is to a theoretical turning machine in that it possesses a read/write head that can move left and right on an infinite band. It’s also incredibly simple to simulate using any other language of choice, including assembly and heck, even raw logic gates.

        In this essay I will explain why Brainfuck should be the first language taught to computer science majors.

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  • unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Perspective changes the reality around it.

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  • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’d like to hear about the versatility of the word ‘fuck’ click and enjoy some Wildhearts at the same time :)

    youtu.be/3ZLFlzDazvA

    You may want to skip the last minute…on the original cd it was waaay longer!

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well that’s fucked…

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    • UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t get water from that

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