And relative fucks
Hope you like math
Submitted 1 day ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/34bd3ec0-a16f-4c87-b9e0-232b53cc72b6.jpeg
Comments
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s mainly limited to the American South.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re thinking of the fucks relatives, or also known in scientific circles as The Alabamian Constant.
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 1 day ago
Is the speed of fucks thus constant?
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nice try but no proof yet if the fuckery field is irrational.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Oh, there’s definitely irrational fucks. I don’t see a proof that there’s indeed a fuckomorphism between C and F.
Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Here, I gotchu:
The phrase “you stupid fuck” Implies the existence of irrational fucks.
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Nah, just look at the folks over in HR. Irrational fucks to a person.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.
silasmariner@programming.dev 23 hours ago
What in the fucking fuck implies that fucking is an injective function over the field of fucks.
silasmariner@programming.dev 21 hours ago
From this we can infer that fucking is a complex function 🤔
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 day ago
This does not even scratch the surface of the possible uses and variations of fuck.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 day ago
There are definitely positive and negative fucks
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
There being absolute fucks doesn’t imply positive and negative fucks though.
It implies we’ve set a point to measure against which we call zero fucks.
Perhaps there’s an absolute zero fucks which can never be reached.
Entitle9294@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ok, everyone but me seems to get it, so I’ll ask. I get everything but the last bit. What does “isomorphic with the complex field” mean? I think I know what isomorphic means from some dabbling I’ve done in category theory.
Opisek@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In means you can map every element bijectively to one from the complex field AND addition and multiplication can be performed in either field without leading to contractions, i.e. a+b=c <=> f(a)+f(b)=f(a+b)=f© and equivalent for multiplication. This is the part that the meme fails to consider, because nowhere is addition or multiplication for this novel field defined.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
“i do not give a single fuck” implies an additive identity fuck, and “I don’t give two fucks” implies a multiplicative identity fuck. That’s a start at least!
Entitle9294@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ll give this some attention when time permits because this does not make things clearer, lol.
I’ll start with what a field is and a complex field 🤞
Atlas_@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Hmmm. But what if fucks aren’t fungible?
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
So what’s their opinion on the holy fuck?
radix@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I’ve never given a flying fuck though, and I’ve never heard anyone else give one either, so I’m not convinced they exist.
Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The holy trinity.
Fucking God Damn, Jesus Fuck and Holy Fuck.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No idea, but I do see plenty of evil fucks every day on the news.
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
No prove of irrational fucks yet tho
Klear@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Plenty of empirical evidence around.
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
But do we get all of them?
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
∅ = how many i have left to give.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Holy fuck?
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Which implies the existence of a non god affected fucks.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Given the overwhelming prevalence of holy fucks relative to damned fucks, this suggests sanctified beings get laid more.
save_the_humans@leminal.space 21 hours ago
Must be a reference to the space of topological fucks. I believe this one is equivalent to the torus.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
fan-fucking-tastic
fubarx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Would plain old “What the Fuck” imply a null set?
boydster@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I fucking love this
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 hours ago
What the uncomputable fuck
save_the_humans@leminal.space 11 hours ago
Ahh the navier stokes fuck. Believed to actually be computable.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Fucks can also have a social hierarchy, as evidenced by the phrase:
“I don’t give a single solitary fuck”
save_the_humans@leminal.space 11 hours ago
These are are simply unitary fucks. Matrix fucks with eigenvalue absolute value of 1. Surprisingly useful for quantum computing applications.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I’ve always loved ladies who are smarter / better educated than me.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
fucking fucks implies fucks are procreating.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 day ago
What the fuck
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
Or at least they’re trying…
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Okay but is the fuck a monoid in the category of endofunctors ?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I see this comment section is full of various operations defined on fuckery. I don’t think they form a field or even a ringi
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So what’s fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
About tree fiddy
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Euler’s fuck formula.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I prefer to solve the Hodge conjecture
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The real question is - is fuck Turing-complete?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Opisek@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s actually a beautiful language for arguing about computability because of how similar it is to a theoretical turning machine in that it possesses a read/write head that can move left and right on an infinite band. It’s also incredibly simple to simulate using any other language of choice, including assembly and heck, even raw logic gates.
In this essay I will explain why Brainfuck should be the first language taught to computer science majors.
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 1 day ago
Perspective changes the reality around it.
Redfox8@mander.xyz 17 hours ago
If you’d like to hear about the versatility of the word ‘fuck’ click and enjoy some Wildhearts at the same time :)
You may want to skip the last minute…on the original cd it was waaay longer!
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 day ago
Well that’s fucked…
UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I wouldn’t get water from that
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is useful for those trying to convey more precisely the amount of fucks they give.
truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 1 day ago
0+0i