And relative fucks
Hope you like math
Submitted 10 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to science_memes@mander.xyz
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Psythik@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s mainly limited to the American South.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re thinking of the fucks relatives, or also known in scientific circles as The Alabamian Constant.
muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 10 months ago
Is the speed of fucks thus constant?
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nice try but no proof yet if the fuckery field is irrational.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oh, there’s definitely irrational fucks. I don’t see a proof that there’s indeed a fuckomorphism between C and F.
ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Nah, just look at the folks over in HR. Irrational fucks to a person.
Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Here, I gotchu:
The phrase “you stupid fuck” Implies the existence of irrational fucks.
don@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
So what’s their opinion on the holy fuck?
radix@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve never given a flying fuck though, and I’ve never heard anyone else give one either, so I’m not convinced they exist.
Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The holy trinity.
Fucking God Damn, Jesus Fuck and Holy Fuck.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No idea, but I do see plenty of evil fucks every day on the news.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 months ago
There are definitely positive and negative fucks
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There being absolute fucks doesn’t imply positive and negative fucks though.
It implies we’ve set a point to measure against which we call zero fucks.
Perhaps there’s an absolute zero fucks which can never be reached.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 10 months ago
This does not even scratch the surface of the possible uses and variations of fuck.
adarza@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
∅ = how many i have left to give.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.
silasmariner@programming.dev 10 months ago
What in the fucking fuck implies that fucking is an injective function over the field of fucks.
silasmariner@programming.dev 10 months ago
From this we can infer that fucking is a complex function 🤔
fubarx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Would plain old “What the Fuck” imply a null set?
Entitle9294@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ok, everyone but me seems to get it, so I’ll ask. I get everything but the last bit. What does “isomorphic with the complex field” mean? I think I know what isomorphic means from some dabbling I’ve done in category theory.
Opisek@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In means you can map every element bijectively to one from the complex field AND addition and multiplication can be performed in either field without leading to contractions, i.e. a+b=c <=> f(a)+f(b)=f(a+b)=f© and equivalent for multiplication. This is the part that the meme fails to consider, because nowhere is addition or multiplication for this novel field defined.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
“i do not give a single fuck” implies an additive identity fuck, and “I don’t give two fucks” implies a multiplicative identity fuck. That’s a start at least!
Entitle9294@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll give this some attention when time permits because this does not make things clearer, lol.
I’ll start with what a field is and a complex field 🤞
Atlas_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hmmm. But what if fucks aren’t fungible?
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
No prove of irrational fucks yet tho
Klear@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Plenty of empirical evidence around.
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
But do we get all of them?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Holy fuck?
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Which implies the existence of a non god affected fucks.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Given the overwhelming prevalence of holy fucks relative to damned fucks, this suggests sanctified beings get laid more.
save_the_humans@leminal.space 10 months ago
Must be a reference to the space of topological fucks. I believe this one is equivalent to the torus.
boydster@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I fucking love this
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
fan-fucking-tastic
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I’ve always loved ladies who are smarter / better educated than me.
sunoc@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Okay but is the fuck a monoid in the category of endofunctors ?
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence
untorquer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Euler’s fuck formula.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Fucks can also have a social hierarchy, as evidenced by the phrase:
“I don’t give a single solitary fuck”
save_the_humans@leminal.space 10 months ago
These are are simply unitary fucks. Matrix fucks with eigenvalue absolute value of 1. Surprisingly useful for quantum computing applications.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
What the uncomputable fuck
save_the_humans@leminal.space 10 months ago
Ahh the navier stokes fuck. Believed to actually be computable.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
fucking fucks implies fucks are procreating.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 months ago
What the fuck
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Or at least they’re trying…
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I see this comment section is full of various operations defined on fuckery. I don’t think they form a field or even a ringi
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So what’s fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
About tree fiddy
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I actually tend to treat fucks like the constant C in calculus. Ideally it should cancel out entirely and you should give the minimal amount of fucks in all of your answers.
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 10 months ago
Perspective changes the reality around it.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I prefer to solve the Hodge conjecture
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The real question is - is fuck Turing-complete?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Opisek@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s actually a beautiful language for arguing about computability because of how similar it is to a theoretical turning machine in that it possesses a read/write head that can move left and right on an infinite band. It’s also incredibly simple to simulate using any other language of choice, including assembly and heck, even raw logic gates.
In this essay I will explain why Brainfuck should be the first language taught to computer science majors.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 months ago
Well that’s fucked…
UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I wouldn’t get water from that
Redfox8@mander.xyz 10 months ago
If you’d like to hear about the versatility of the word ‘fuck’ click and enjoy some Wildhearts at the same time :)
You may want to skip the last minute…on the original cd it was waaay longer!
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is useful for those trying to convey more precisely the amount of fucks they give.
truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 10 months ago
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