OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That would do well IRL.

  “How did your meeting go?”

  “Nah, I’m going to answer ‘what do you have for lunch today?’ instead.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the first guy with a ripe apple was clobbered by some donkey tibia-wielding asshole, the answer has been no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think they have any tanks left. Ironic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donnie Darko | 25th Anniversary Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Great movie, great soundtrack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨those arent thumbs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, Coxbridge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just tried a vodka soda released in freezie flavors. Red, orange, blue, and white. They taste exactly like freezies, but have a couple in a row and you will realize the difference.

  I’m surprised no pearl clutchers have started yelling yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Armageddon!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not humorous, it’s cheap, derivative slop. This used to be a passing thought you would have on the can, accompanied by a chuckle and a fart, forgotten minutes later.

  Now someone parlays the flatulence into a voice prompt and suddenly it’s as much part of the record of humankind as Hammurabi’s code. Fucking disgrace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀, "Here by yourself today, Mr. President?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do what Donny Don’t does

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So are they like extinct or something?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hendecagon is the only one that is also a good source of protein though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck catching me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the Ultimate Warrior without makeup?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next to a church in Missouri⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bah gawd ah’ll never stop a-prayin’ fur Izreel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video games⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t use material you don’t own, if your primary interest is money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israeli defense minister Yoav Gallant admits he ordered the use of the Hannibal Directive, the initiative to fire in ways that will kill Israeli civilians to prevent their capture, on October 7, 2023⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was eighteen months ago right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Avoid their cameras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Old or New Call of Duty better?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Modern warfare was pretty good but the knife in close was too effective. You could just run through buildings and knife everyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, I would prefer if actors were undisciplined fat slobs who give you the performance they feel like giving you between KFC buckets. That’d be more real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure I understand less than half of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A likely story, seat pisser. J’ACCUSE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I could quit AI anytime I want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah it’s actually just analog AI, someone opened one a few years ago and that’s where all this mess started

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More People Are Pre-ordering The $100 Edition Of GTA 6⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The new version of those guys who commented ‘First!’ on YouTube videos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to mention less cacao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mars Bar from the 1990s found during house clearance - shrinkflation in action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I clearly remember they were 68 grams when I was a kid, which always weighed on my mind when I had to choose between a Mars best and the 78 gram Oh Henry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chuck Norris, obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sucky Fucky Charms

  Cinnamon Hoes Munch

  Frosted Faces

  Raisin’ Bran

  Honey Smacks

  Slap’n Munch

  Barbara’s Puffies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hannibal was right 🔥⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hannibal mustn’t get much sleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you understand that AI is limited to the questioner’s ability to properly elucidate what they need to know you’ll have several more botched concrete stair resurfacings.

  Thanks Gemini, you self-contradicting potato

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still can't get over Skyrim. Are there any games that can replace it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really liked Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

  Not the same, but a very fun game

  I also like Ghost of Tsushima, but if anything it’s even less like Skyrim

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think on this, cur⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  El Derpstein, si.