OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So selfish, what about shareholder profit? We can really increase our margins by getting rid of Dougie and the crew

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I’m really craving something sweet, I’ll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they’re fully saturated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat the axes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨negativity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer butter-brushing fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now here is a little know fact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  aka Spunktaceans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't use the word 'fascist' because we wish harm on anybody. We use it because words mean things.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t spare you, but you feel free to keep talking about whatever you want

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead Like Me: Men are scum moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This actor played in a sitcom called Will & Grace where the character he played was gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't use the word 'fascist' because we wish harm on anybody. We use it because words mean things.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance”

  -Albert Maysles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those old memes certainly had an IMPACT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in Peace Jane Goodall.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Harambe was involved from the start.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suicide deaths in Korea exceed 7,000 in first half of the year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, that bad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally I understand it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe what’s important is the axis we made along the way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah this is clearly the work of Big Acetylsalicylic Acid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do I feel like inefficient access to the Pacific Northwest suits all involved?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a beautiful sight.

  It’s too bad Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood is such a flimsy underrepresentation of the average American oil tycoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brickshelf⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you classify LOTR? That thing is a brick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead Like Me: Men are scum moment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew he was into Grace that whole time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where, indeed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Born in the town of Hersnatch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Charlie Kirk Shooting FBI Narrative is Total Bullsh*t⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that stare from KP supposed to be intimidating? He looks like a deer in headlights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9 months after its 1.0 launch flopped, an indie dev just learned that Steam never emailed the 130,000 people who wishlisted its game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should meet my friend, Sue…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yummy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you were stealing a cat treat and your black cat was stopping you with its paw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨erotic scenes actors and actresses, how do you not get aroused while acting in those scenes?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure a HR rep is there too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rumor has it they’re giving DNA tests and reducing rations in alignment with % Irish ancestry

  You have to give them points for consistency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a slut!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need more waterninjas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluessky.app⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep looking, it’ll switch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨banger⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Very Special Tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2 followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dwayne Johnson Show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is purely for journalistic reasons⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s the average retail price for one liter of Santorum?”

  “I don’t think they sell that by the–”

  “Ah HA!! NOT GAY!!”