OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨banger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A Very Special Tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2 followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dwayne Johnson Show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is purely for journalistic reasons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s the average retail price for one liter of Santorum?”

  “I don’t think they sell that by the–”

  “Ah HA!! NOT GAY!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The dinosaurs are doing quite well. Corvids in particular…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fall of Western civilization⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like a McUpskirt combo

  Sir, this is a Burger King

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon eats Italian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, a meatloaf is early Borg protein, this is advanced Borg protein.

  We are fed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a kettle bell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What sort of a trophy we talkin here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dare to dream!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is. Just accept it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day I start my day checking the classifieds. Having a look at what other options are out there is a requirement, not an option. If you don’t, you risk missing something better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: Go get a shot, now.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows that Mecha Mark Carney would rise up and repel an American invasion with extreme prejudice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to whomever needs to hear it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cucumber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like yuppies was a play on hippies except it stood for Young Urban Professional

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t people get used to this, making it harder to walk without it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shook⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew he was straight! Just like Liberace, that closet-macho fraud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It slaps tho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonderdogs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I NEED to eat this!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oddly, a friend grew ghost peppers and made a very simple hot sauce: blended peppers and vinegar with a touch of sugar and salt. I didn’t know that was the exact recipe so I just dipped a whole chicken wing in and went to town. It was weird, like it was so spicy that it almost wasn’t spicy because my whole head went numb.

  The next day I was fearing the worst but… no issue! I actually ended up using that hot sauce all fall and winter as a chicken wing sauce. Never had a problem.

  Tried a donair pizza with pickled jalapenos on it and it felt like a platoon of ants armed with flamethrowers decided to attack my asshole.

  So I’m basically done mixing hot peppers and cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Start a tab, tip at the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget Missing 2: Finding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget Phone Booth! It’s Colin Farrell in a phone booth!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop, Dave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨University of Technology Sydney tells staff facing axe to 'wash delicates' to help manage stress as it suspends 146 courses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey schmoes! I know you all have advanced degrees in complex fields of study, but we’re going to fire a bunch of you so we can save some cash, so maybe calm down and go wash yer fuckin drawers or somethin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes home⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a pretty good chance the house I grew up in will be bulldozed to build a condo complex. The 100+ year-old oak tree might survive, but more than likely it’ll be cut down, as will the maples and the plum tree.

  The birds will move on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope you like math⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Give a shit, don’t take a shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The stand makes the difference⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you get it you’ll find it’s the best way to stretch your back, but it takes a while. Kneesovertoesguy has a few good videos about getting to that point. I learned to do it by watching construction workers on break in China

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitpantsing then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It balances out protext, figure it out rookie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When I first saw pictures of galaxies as a kid I noticed they all looked like black holes.

  In a way we’re all just bits of organic matter mid-flush, waiting for the Drainpipe of Destiny