OrteilGenou
@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
- Comment on erotic scenes actors and actresses, how do you not get aroused while acting in those scenes? 2 days ago:
Just make sure a HR rep is there too
- Comment on 9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards 2 days ago:
Rumor has it they’re giving DNA tests and reducing rations in alignment with % Irish ancestry
You have to give them points for consistency
- Comment on Such a slut! 2 days ago:
We need more waterninjas
- Comment on Bluessky.app 2 days ago:
Keep looking, it’ll switch
- Comment on banger 6 days ago:
A Very Special Tribute to Queen Elizabeth 2 followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dwayne Johnson Show
- Comment on This is purely for journalistic reasons 1 week ago:
“What’s the average retail price for one liter of Santorum?”
“I don’t think they sell that by the–”
“Ah HA!! NOT GAY!!”
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 1 week ago:
The dinosaurs are doing quite well. Corvids in particular…
- Comment on Fall of Western civilization 1 week ago:
I’d like a McUpskirt combo
Sir, this is a Burger King
- Comment on Anon eats Italian 1 week ago:
No, a meatloaf is early Borg protein, this is advanced Borg protein.
We are fed.
- Comment on I saw what you did there 2 weeks ago:
Or a kettle bell
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 weeks ago:
What sort of a trophy we talkin here?
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 weeks ago:
Dare to dream!
- Comment on It is. Just accept it 2 weeks ago:
Imagine you were raised surrounded by the dulcet sounds of gobbling, a proud snood and symmetrical caruncle outdone only by the most dynamic of wattles, strutting around with your fully eighteen-inch tail feathers signaling your prominence, only to be dishonored in death, described as a filthy clucker, a low-rent, bucket-dwelling, smooth-brained, Kentucky fried shitbird. You own Thanksgiving and Christmas, bitch, and these lemmings out here mistaking you for some foghorn leghorn bitch ass chicken.
- Comment on Been there 2 weeks ago:
Every day I start my day checking the classifieds. Having a look at what other options are out there is a requirement, not an option. If you don’t, you risk missing something better.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 2 weeks ago:
Everyone knows that Mecha Mark Carney would rise up and repel an American invasion with extreme prejudice
- Comment on Uhm 2 weeks ago:
I’ve heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.
- Comment on to whomever needs to hear it 2 weeks ago:
cucumber
- Comment on Why aren't you creating more workers?? 3 weeks ago:
Like yuppies was a play on hippies except it stood for Young Urban Professional
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 3 weeks ago:
Won’t people get used to this, making it harder to walk without it?
- Comment on Shook 3 weeks ago:
I always knew he was straight! Just like Liberace, that closet-macho fraud
- Comment on It slaps tho 3 weeks ago:
Wonderdogs!
- Comment on I NEED to eat this! 3 weeks ago:
Oddly, a friend grew ghost peppers and made a very simple hot sauce: blended peppers and vinegar with a touch of sugar and salt. I didn’t know that was the exact recipe so I just dipped a whole chicken wing in and went to town. It was weird, like it was so spicy that it almost wasn’t spicy because my whole head went numb.
The next day I was fearing the worst but… no issue! I actually ended up using that hot sauce all fall and winter as a chicken wing sauce. Never had a problem.
Tried a donair pizza with pickled jalapenos on it and it felt like a platoon of ants armed with flamethrowers decided to attack my asshole.
So I’m basically done mixing hot peppers and cheese
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 3 weeks ago:
Start a tab, tip at the end
- Comment on True art is polarizing 4 weeks ago:
Don’t forget Missing 2: Finding
- Comment on True art is polarizing 4 weeks ago:
Don’t forget Phone Booth! It’s Colin Farrell in a phone booth!!
- Comment on Help. 4 weeks ago:
Stop, Dave
- Comment on University of Technology Sydney tells staff facing axe to 'wash delicates' to help manage stress as it suspends 146 courses 4 weeks ago:
Hey schmoes! I know you all have advanced degrees in complex fields of study, but we’re going to fire a bunch of you so we can save some cash, so maybe calm down and go wash yer fuckin drawers or somethin.
- Comment on Anon goes home 4 weeks ago:
There’s a pretty good chance the house I grew up in will be bulldozed to build a condo complex. The 100+ year-old oak tree might survive, but more than likely it’ll be cut down, as will the maples and the plum tree.
The birds will move on.
- Comment on Hope you like math 1 month ago:
The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence
- Comment on Pure Shame 1 month ago:
Give a shit, don’t take a shit