OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shook⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew he was straight! Just like Liberace, that closet-macho fraud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It slaps tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wonderdogs!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I NEED to eat this!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oddly, a friend grew ghost peppers and made a very simple hot sauce: blended peppers and vinegar with a touch of sugar and salt. I didn’t know that was the exact recipe so I just dipped a whole chicken wing in and went to town. It was weird, like it was so spicy that it almost wasn’t spicy because my whole head went numb.

  The next day I was fearing the worst but… no issue! I actually ended up using that hot sauce all fall and winter as a chicken wing sauce. Never had a problem.

  Tried a donair pizza with pickled jalapenos on it and it felt like a platoon of ants armed with flamethrowers decided to attack my asshole.

  So I’m basically done mixing hot peppers and cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Start a tab, tip at the end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget Missing 2: Finding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget Phone Booth! It’s Colin Farrell in a phone booth!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop, Dave

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨University of Technology Sydney tells staff facing axe to 'wash delicates' to help manage stress as it suspends 146 courses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey schmoes! I know you all have advanced degrees in complex fields of study, but we’re going to fire a bunch of you so we can save some cash, so maybe calm down and go wash yer fuckin drawers or somethin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes home⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a pretty good chance the house I grew up in will be bulldozed to build a condo complex. The 100+ year-old oak tree might survive, but more than likely it’ll be cut down, as will the maples and the plum tree.

  The birds will move on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope you like math⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure Shame⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give a shit, don’t take a shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The stand makes the difference⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once you get it you’ll find it’s the best way to stretch your back, but it takes a while. Kneesovertoesguy has a few good videos about getting to that point. I learned to do it by watching construction workers on break in China

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shitpantsing then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It balances out protext, figure it out rookie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I first saw pictures of galaxies as a kid I noticed they all looked like black holes.

  In a way we’re all just bits of organic matter mid-flush, waiting for the Drainpipe of Destiny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans are economical too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Casual.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public transit in Chengdu, China versus Toronto, Canada⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, developing country is developing? Holy crap, imagine that!

  Add to that, Toronto’s transit system includes light rail that pulls together a much wider geographical area, outside its subway system. It’s a pretty good system, actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Confirms a New First-Person Ghost Recon Game is in Development⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even then it’s only real while you’re continuing to pay for the privilege to play

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tap tap tap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Basement windows have to be larger than a specific standard. In your basement window is a foot high, that no longer counts as a bedroom iirc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BRB, Eating Pierogi with the penguins⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the rumors true that there has been a revolt, and Poland will henceforth be known as Tinkywinkyland?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't ask.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sprained my nurgle the other day. Still swollen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't ask.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't ask.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “orbital bombardment”

  They’d punch us in the eye?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't ask.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No if Kronos wins office

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't ask.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brazzers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’ve never had one break

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you use Charmin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep it in a mug by the sink

  Every time the mug fills up, dump it into a pot of very hot water, give it a stir, pour it into a mason jar, seal it tightly, and put it in the fridge upside down.

  When it’s cold, dump out the water, scrape the thin top layer of crap off, and voila, you have perfectly usable high smoke point salted lard for frying.

  If you fry fresh pork belly, save that fat separately, do the same thing, and you have pure lard.