It slaps tho

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I never understood how this was somehow a sign of being poor. I don’t buy hotdog buns. I have always ate my hotdogs this way.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this a prank?

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What? I came home and ate it tonight with a slice of fake cheese on each one. The franks were beef though.

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  • GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is my preferred consumption method. Buy a bag of hotdog buns and they have a single purpose, be a fluffy sausage pocket.

    Hotdog buns with:

    • PB & J - too much bread and possibly to sloppy
    • In place of sandwich bread - nice try Satan.

    It is a bread product designed with a singular purpose.

    A loaf of sandwich bread, that is like the Swiss army knife of bread.

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• Willdrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thats an aussie delicacy, what struggle?

  Snags ftw, mate!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  IMO thats not even a struggle.

  Real struggle is when you font even have a hot dog so you just make a mustard sandwich.

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I could get ramen for $0.11 each if I bought a pack. I lived on that for months. A hotdog without bread or condiments cost more. A hotdog was fucking luxury.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      RAMEN, you say?

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    • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When I was 18 and my parents moved away, I only had $30 for food that first month. I was able to get ramen for 10/$1 and it got me through. It took me many years to be able to enjoy ramen after I was able to afford not being forced to eat it.

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When I was in college I lived off the really cheap ramen… until it literally made me sick.

      I can afford the higher quality ramen now (air fried, actual vegetable packets) which is a little more expensive (but still comparatively cheap). Still a great go-to day snack to keep me going.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      shiiiiittttt…they didn’t even have ramen when I was a kid. know what we had? spam and beatings. don’t eat your spam? ass beat and go to bed hungry and crying. and you were LUCKY to get government cheese on that fried spam.

      damn…I really want some spam now. 🥹

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  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fucking loved me some sauce sandwiches.

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thats advanced struggle, ngl tho I really like mustard so I might eat that normally 😅

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• rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Struggle?! The ol’ Bunnings snag is a delicacy!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A good Australian partaking in holy communion at the church of bunnings on a Sunday.

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• Actionschnils@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Its a “classy” way to eat a heated Bockwurst or Wiener in Germany. On of the few meals, that are often typically served with white toast bread.

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  • Lazylazycat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thank you for calling me classy.

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  • bob_lemon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve never seen it served with toast. Always some sort of white bread roll (Schrippe, Kaiser, etc.)

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s still industrial sausage on industrial bread. Fold it and there isn’t much difference.

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• jcs@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I never noticed how modest my childhood lifestyle was until my 1st grade teacher asked the class what we all did for vacation during the school break. I worked on a ranch or stayed home playing with secondhand toys. I remember thinking “wait… is this what people do? How?” I remember missing out on many opportunities as a child (travel, sports, restaurants, etc) due to finances, but still don’t consider it being a “poor” upbringing overall. My parents did the best they could with what they had, and I think having limited opportunities actually helped me be more creative with my time.

  Anyway, back to the point… when we had them available sometime after getting a microwave, I ate hot dogs like this periodically in elementary school through college.

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• irish_link@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Am i the only one who would cut it in half and then cut those in half if it was going on white bread? I would then stack them and make an actual sandwich.

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  • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And once you’ve sliced it like that, fry all the flat edges for that lush crispy burned goodness

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    At that point you may as well cook.

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    • irish_link@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Didn’t you just cook the hot dog?

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  • nathanjent@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is my go-to solution when I’ve got hotdogs and hamburger buns but no hamburgers or hotdog buns.

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  • dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What software is this?

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    • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Blender

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    • irish_link@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yep, 2 min in blender. I really could have made it better but it’s to make a point about a hot dog on the internet.

      Free, amazing, and cross platform.

      www.blender.org/download/

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have done this. Cutting it in half creates a flat surface so the bread isn’t thinner in one area, the gaps are all condiments, and it prevents the hotdog from rolling out.

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• TauZero@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You guys can afford sausages?

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When I was a kid this was just how you ate hotdogs at home. Chili dog was an open face sandwich.

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• WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unpopular opinion, but I got used to eating hot dogs growing up with regular sliced bread and I might even prefer it. The bun/dog ratio is good. However, I know it’s more bread and is contradictory, but Danish hot dogs are my favorite.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tortillas are actually good for hotdogs. White bread tends to fall apart with mustard or relish.

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  • nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hotdogs wrapped in a tortilla are awesome, especially while camping. Saves soooo much space compared to a bag of buns and can’t be squished so easily.

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hmmmmmmmm you might be on to something ill have to try that out with my niece next time I have her haha

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I put down a slice cheese first, that seals the bread from anything wet, like sauerkraut or condiments.

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  • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m glad to see others sharing the best way to eat a hotdog.

    I found it on my own, had tortillas from making tacos, but run out of meat, so I checked what else I had, and there it was, a perfectly nice sausage. So I made myself a Mex dog and I loved it, much better than with buns and a lot less messy.

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  • originaltnavn@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Depending on how you define tortilla, this is the default way in Norway. At least when I was a kid we grilled and ate them like this with ketchup, mustard and crispy onions, can recommend.

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “It’s the same thing”

  -mom

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Flat the sandwich bread with a rolling pin or a bottle (or whatever you have) then cover the weiner all around, at thins point you can add breadcrumbs and egg or leave it. Put it om airfryer for a while and there you go. Korean hot dog

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  • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ehhhh, calling that a Korean hot dog is generous lol

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lo yeas it’s shit, but if all you have is that do your best

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It fits better diagonally

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  • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s what she said

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

    Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don’t soak through the bread.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real question is why the hell would you place the hot dog in this direction. Being vertical means the bread will not fully wrap around the dog and therefore not hold any condiments. Horizontally will allow for adequate condiments. The only downside being the ends of the bread will have hotdog sticking out.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Turn the bread? In this economy?

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cut the hotdogs lengthwise and lay them flat on the bread with mustard and relish. It’s actually good af

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s just an open faced sausage sandwich

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• FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That glizzy looks way too tasty to be a struggle glizzy

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    not grey enough and is way too glossy. true poor meat is at least 50% hope and 5% dreams. the rest is all filler the same color as bondo.

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• cute_noker@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That sausage gives me the creeps. Please just a real one

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  • GroundedGator@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Found the German

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    • cute_noker@feddit.dk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The real struggle is that people will rather eat sausages made of oil and trash. Bread whiter than snow. Ketchup made from apples and sugar.

      There is nothing wrong with using bread, but if you struggle then rather eat cabbage, onions, carrots, oats.

      Please take care of yourselves, people. Learn to cook.

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would sometimes just eat the bread with yellow mustard. It’s rough.

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  • Pilferjinx@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that actually good? I’ve just eaten plain bread with water. Mind you, I usually just bake my own bread and it comes out delicious as is.

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You got relish, you’re living well.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But thats not a sandwich bread thats just white bread…

  Sandwich bread is square and you just put the hotdog diagonal on the buttered sandwich slice. (I am not australian)

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is Pee-wee league, try the banana sandwich.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, or both?

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    • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      none of that fancy stuff, it was butter if you were lucky.

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• renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mmm chemicals

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Everything is a “chemical” just som kill you with less of itself than others

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    • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sorry, I thought we were on lemmyshitpost.

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• 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  These mfs don’t know the struggle til they’ve tried hotsauce bread AKA HSP

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The struggle isn’t real until you’ve had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fuck me! This is brilliant! I am gonna do just this!

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know right! I got some sandwich bread that a cat got into so needs to be used and I’m sans a fridge ATM so I’m going to get one of those for our five pack of sausages!

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• ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Goes well with the Mac&Chz made with water because you don’t have milk

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You boil your macncheese in milk?

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    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Boil mac and cheese, drain the pasta, put in industrial cheese powder agent, moisten with water instead of milk, put in butter/margarine/tears and stir.

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• knacht1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Granny made us do it. 😠👈

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• Acidbath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ;_; dammmmnn i didnt know i was struggling in my youth.

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