empireOfLove2
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
A Reddit Refugee
current college student, permanent pirate
- Submitted 13 hours ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on sucked in losers 2 days ago:
So what I’m hearing is “I don’t wash my penis properly so the air its been in stinks”
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
This is not the green text I was looking for, dumb christian spambot.
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 1 week ago:
Gideons usually distribute them.
Some specific hotel chains, mainly Marriott’s, are owned by Mormons and also mandate that the book of Mormon be placed in the rooms too.
- Comment on I'm not paying $8 for a pack of Skittles 2 weeks ago:
I normally thought this way, but most cinemas make cents at best on movie tickets. Vast majority of the ticket price goes directly to the producer. The only way they cover the rest of their overhead (and stay in business) is thru concessions.
- Comment on Who's branded? Sound off 3 weeks ago:
You can still get that branding today! Old GM cars have never been cheaper on fb marketplace.
- Comment on If my first kiss was pre-transition and i am now a guy but i always had a guy brain, does that make my first kiss with a "straight" guy gay ? 5 weeks ago:
If you still outwardly presented as female and the person you kissed considered you female, then no it was not gay.
Realistically it doesn’t matter and you can kiss whoever the fuck you wanna
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.
- Comment on squeeakrub 1 month ago:
- Comment on squeeakrub 1 month ago:
Expanded polystyrene is the devils personal creation and I will hear no other opinions
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 1 month ago:
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
- Comment on The first rule of debate club 1 month ago:
Well. One very large hole right now.
- Comment on gun, nuts 1 month ago:
It’s not even limited to pro-gun. They’re just pro-killing anything that’s not white, male, christian and a landowner.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 month ago:
Political memes is probably fine at this point
- Comment on The Job Market Is Hell: Young people are using ChatGPT to write their applications; HR is using AI to read them; no one is getting hired. 1 month ago:
Yeah but the business is still operating, right? No matter that it’s ruining the work quality of those who are left, if things are still working then it means you can cut that position. So much efficiency of the open market!
- Comment on Relax snowflake it's called dark humour 1 month ago:
POV most average Instagram reels poster
- Comment on Americans have the gun industry so far up their ass that they don't even notice their asshole is gaping. There is no other country where uneducated morons are allowed access to guns easily. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Quality die(t) plan 2 months ago:
Where’s @ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world when you need him
- Comment on It slaps tho 2 months ago:
Cut the hotdogs lengthwise and lay them flat on the bread with mustard and relish. It’s actually good af
- Comment on hey wallmart, this milk went bad 2 months ago:
well yeah, everything’s more expensive under daddy trump
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 2 months ago:
The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it
Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate
- Comment on Are you so young that you have never been in a car with one of these? 2 months ago:
Old luxury cars are the bomb. My girlfriend has an 84 Cadillac Eldorado project that has a cig lighter and ash tray for every seat - which is awesome on road trips when everyone wants a device charger. Plus they’re super super comfortable. Even on old suspension it feels like riding on a floating couch.
Now if only the engine swap we did could keep any of its engine oil inside the oil pan, it’d be great…
- Comment on heaven 2 months ago:
short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
- Comment on Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE! 2 months ago:
please censor fr*nch I almost pukedeted and shidded
- Comment on preferences 2 months ago:
the type shi you see in WCCF comment sections
- Comment on True Luxury 3 months ago:
Advertising a Chevrolet as luxury is kind of ironic. Even their high trim specs were pretty bare bones.
If you really wanted luxury, get a Cadillac.
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 3 months ago:
Someone saw “water” in the description
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 3 months ago:
I think you’re missing a bottle of lube
