empireOfLove2
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
A Reddit Refugee
current college student, permanent pirate
- Comment on Quality die(t) plan 1 week ago:
Where’s @ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world when you need him
- Comment on It slaps tho 1 week ago:
Cut the hotdogs lengthwise and lay them flat on the bread with mustard and relish. It’s actually good af
- Comment on hey wallmart, this milk went bad 2 weeks ago:
well yeah, everything’s more expensive under daddy trump
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- Comment on Anon is dehydrated 4 weeks ago:
The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it
Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate
- Comment on Are you so young that you have never been in a car with one of these? 4 weeks ago:
Old luxury cars are the bomb. My girlfriend has an 84 Cadillac Eldorado project that has a cig lighter and ash tray for every seat - which is awesome on road trips when everyone wants a device charger. Plus they’re super super comfortable. Even on old suspension it feels like riding on a floating couch.
Now if only the engine swap we did could keep any of its engine oil inside the oil pan, it’d be great…
- Comment on heaven 4 weeks ago:
short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
- Comment on Old Testament shit. Sinners BEWARE! 4 weeks ago:
please censor fr*nch I almost pukedeted and shidded
- Comment on preferences 4 weeks ago:
the type shi you see in WCCF comment sections
- Comment on True Luxury 1 month ago:
Advertising a Chevrolet as luxury is kind of ironic. Even their high trim specs were pretty bare bones.
If you really wanted luxury, get a Cadillac.
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 1 month ago:
Someone saw “water” in the description
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 1 month ago:
I think you’re missing a bottle of lube
- Comment on THIS describes too many people today 1 month ago:
brain empty of thoughts
mouth full of cock
he really just like me fr fr
- Comment on The gospel according to... 2 months ago:
You should, it’s never been better. I don’t play it as much as I should.
- Comment on Happy PrIDE Month 2 months ago:
I sure don’t miss having to move the stupid jumpers for master/slave drives and then losing one of the bastards and having to try and jam a paperclip alongside the pins with some scotch tape to insulate it. Cable select was always a lie.
- Comment on The gospel according to... 2 months ago:
This gives me Warframe Corpus faction vibes…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Raining is the state of the weather outside. The “it” is implied to be the weather, because nothing else can really be raining.
- Comment on Anon visits a guy's house 2 months ago:
that’s how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.
- Comment on So close! 2 months ago:
Not even good soup. Real soups use some kind of broth to give a lot of base flavor.
- Comment on Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor 2 months ago:
sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity
Other times… This is an other time
- Comment on Really chess.com? 3 months ago:
The chess square is not aligned with the monitor pixels so it is sharp edged on the bottom and left, but has a blended border on the top and right.
You’re welcome.
- Comment on Anon reflects on a conundrum 3 months ago:
Every cellphone camera is objectively terrible at capturing human features
- Comment on Fuck Tetris 3 months ago:
We are all the sons of someone’s crotch
- Comment on What's your favorite poker hand in Balatro? 3 months ago:
all in on two pair
Stack the jeans
- Comment on Even his doctors are full of it 4 months ago:
Might be 6’3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.
- Comment on ooo.ooo 4 months ago:
Pants pulled up high enough to cover the line of the adult diaper tapes.
- Comment on Anon keeps it classy in the comments 4 months ago:
Yup. I guess the medical term is “Vasovagal syncope” but the vagus nerve does a lot of stuff..
- Comment on Anon keeps it classy in the comments 4 months ago:
Hey that’s me!
Vagus nerve overstimulation or something, whenever I get needle poked or blood drawn I tend to pass out to varying degrees of badness.
- Comment on What's the community for stuff like this? 4 months ago:
you’re in it right now
