tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Toaster strudel obviously.

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Absolutely. Maybe the “shitpost” part of this is suggesting that it’s in any way a tough choice.

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Strudel and its not even close

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  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing comes close to the strudel cum

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Creampie or Backshots?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You were the first to interpret the picture correctly

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    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Culture is truly dead

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  • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You recognize the posts of dear Mickey7, I see 🙂

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’d need to deep fry that twinkie for it to even be close.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This comment makes me want to deep fry a toaster strudel.

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• Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Semen strudel everyday baby!

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Strudel all day. Twinkies are hot garbage.

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• Skyline969@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wildberry toaster strudel.

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• Zomg@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tf? Strudel, baby.

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• rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What about a twinkle strudel?

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• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can an American please explain what these are like, and why you would have them, over like doughnuts, pastries or other baked goods?

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A twinkie is cream-filled sponge cake sold everywhere, but most often by boomer and Gen X kids, or as roadtrip garbage.

    Toaster Strudel is another processed American special, but it’s better. A frozen flaky pocket pastry with a jam of some sort inside, suitable to be “cooked” in a toaster. Unlike “pop tarts” which are more biscuit-like and shelf-stable, you really need the toaster for a toaster strudel, but your efforts will be (modestly) rewarded.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Twinkies are like a marshmallow stuffed into a vageuly sticky sweet kitchen sponge. They’re really only good when youre starving and it’s the only thing that looks safe in a nowhere gas station mart, OR deep fried at a county fair…

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• quadrant5835@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dang how did I forget toaster strudel exists

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sandwiches the strudel between two Twinkies and eats both

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  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sandwiches two twinkies between two hot toaster struedels with their glaze, and then smiles in American.

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neither.

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• jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Prison

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck that. Go back to its origins:

  Bavarian APFELSTRUDEL

  ~but without raisins~

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