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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glen Powell spotted on the set of The Running Man - and yes, he was running⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know why, but Glen Powell always makes me think of a wish.com Ed Norton who’s being treated like a wish.com Brad Pitt.

  So I guess yeah, he’s a wish.com Tyler Durden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turned them into their final form!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta trust the experts on something like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus Christ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  or Josh. 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, but I was very much regretting my decision to search for giraffe centaurs at all, and Ms. Curly was a safe enough option with the proportions I was trying to communicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus Christ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re closer to right than you know. This is “The Olive Press” by (in)famous white-Jesus Mormon painter Del Parson. The man paints Jesus through a very, very thick lens of the American Mountain West.

  For the record, I had to look up the specific painting, but I grew up LDS, and red-robe white-guy mullet Jesus is a Parson trademark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before buying this printer, I made a quick search to confirm that it has wifi connectivity... (the algorithm lied to me)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it does work, though, it’ll be pretty sweet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From moms pov⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that it’s all rehearsed and refined and outlined and stage-managed only makes it slightly less bonkers. This is the face these people are CHOOSING to present to the world.

  Gets repetitive after a while, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, the old family favourite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1. Skittles Mini Gingerbread House Kit

  2. The Skittles one is literally visible one box over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Fast Food Gotten Worse, or Am I Just Getting Old?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing I’ll say there is that with burgers you can sometimes get out over your skis and take a tumble. A lot of sit-down places think some giant watery meatball is a good burger. While photogenic, it is not necessarily good, and a short-order smashed patty or (smashed patties) generally taste a lot better and are easier to eat.

  The best burgers are almost certainly not fast food burgers, but the worst burgers aren’t either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But in a centaur, the human torso is placed where the horse neck would be.

  Yes, with a perfectly normal human torso. Put a human torso in the same spot and…

  BOOOORRRING!! 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a 'ama' sub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to look it up too, but it was Victoria. She was great as a celebrity wrangler to make sure they understood the vibe and would roll with the weirdness. I’m not entirely sure we need a Victoria just yet either, LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a 'ama' sub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The !askmeanything@lemmy.ca would be good, as would !asklemmy@lemmy.world or !casualconversation@lemm.ee. Also, I am going to gently push back on the idea that you have to make a new community because Reddit has a similar one. An AMA is not philosophically different from the posts on any of several other text-based-engagement communities. If AMA posts start to crowd out the “original” content, then a new /c is warranted, but we just fragmented everything after the APIpocalypse that discoverability is still a pain requiring steps that shouldn’t be necessary if people just want to communicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither. The neck is the long part, and do horse-based centaurs have horse necks?

  Giraffe centaurs would be underwhelming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tweety. I like stretching⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mythology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.

  God: I put my dick in it!

  Joseph: Who put his dick in it?

  Mary: Don’t worry about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robert Zemeckis wants to make another Back to the Future movie (with a twist)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one more way for him to say, “Fuck off. We’re not doing a sequel or reboot.” Maybe with a little dash of, “but if you still wanted to throw some money at me…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mary and the Curry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoted partly because it’s funny, but largely because it still scans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Divine Dick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mormons theology also pretty much just cuts the Gordian knot proposed in this post by saying, “Fuck yeah he’s got a dick. Uses it ALL THE TIME.” I believe that a “perfected body” was the verbiage I was taught in Sunday School. Tritheistic heresy, Shmitheistic Shmeresy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh fuck no⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Intensifiers, goddammit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop whining. Do it yourself.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This. All of us Reddit Refugees (me included) fucked up when we arrived and put the cart before the horse. Lemmy is like a small town; you may simply not get all the specific communities you want, but there’s probably somebody with a similar enough interest that they’ll talk to you about the stuff you like, and they probably have things that you would like to talk about if you saw it. Higher-level categories should do fine unless and until a certain type of content starts to annoy other users by its sheer prevalence.

  As someone else said, Lemmy is the niche community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gandalf failed to consider incest, half my ancestors are related baby⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard some of that was a bit of humor that didn’t quite translate, but I’m sure it’s at least in the back of your mind, and you might want to consider whether being 3rd cousins, double-4th cousins, and quntiple 6th cousins starts to add up, LOL.

  I found out my stuff through ancestry to track down my biological relatives when my daughter was young, and I still have people on there where the percentage makes zero sense based on the documentation I can find, unless there’s a bunch of stuff farther back piling on the centimorgans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel you, green guy.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sick of your shit have I become.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gandalf failed to consider incest, half my ancestors are related baby⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL, I have heritage from Newfoundland, which I learned of as an adult (the heritage that is, not the existence of the very large island in the north Atlantic).

  Apparently there was nothing to do on that rock for three hundred years except fuck your cousin. Based on what I’ve seen, nowadays they fuck their cousins or move to Alberta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to improve your Lemmy experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just set subscribed to my default and prune my subscriptions. I like some politics, but I get enough from what seeps through in News, so I un-subbed from politics. I will seek out meme communities that are my speed and leave the rest to their own devices. I just take a peek at “all” every once in a while, and I tend to check out links people post in comments that interest me, but for the most part I have my corner of Lemmy more or less how I want it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here’s the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New album just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but I am not so convinced that changing their name to Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing is going to be the right move for the tour or their next album.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm back with another great recipe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a child growing up in the foothills of Grenyarnia, life was a simple, bucolic idyll. Every day the sun would shine through my modest little window, and I’d wake to the gentle scent of the titan arums, as well as the somewhat more pungent, but equally welcome, aroma of the Svenborgian staff bringing me my breakfast.

  Oh what a repast it always was! The earthy notes of the Organic sixième presse de pied grape juice! The ever-unexpected delights of caviar-infused macarons! And to top it all off, of course, was my favorite, the delightful egg dish! The name is a bit of a mouthful, Sot den Arschlächer et ass eng Omelette, but my family and I always just called them our beloved Arschloch Omelettes. I never quite took down the recipe, as our staff mysteriously disappeared one night, coincidentally along with some of the tableware and a few million kroner of what mummy and daddy called the loose change. C’est la vie! You will be missed, Griselda! Or was it Greta? Or Bob?

  Still, through my years of studying the culinary arts, with literally hours spent every month living and breathing the finest recipes and influencers, I think I’ve come close. My life coach and herbalist both tell me they’ve never tasted anything like it. Please enjoy my most favorite thing, and maybe you’ll become an Archloch lover like me…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uber eats⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was mad I didn’t correctly guess where the map is showing.

  spoiler

  It’s Las Vegas. I guessed Austin suburbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterboy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t completely remove the goth from 1990s Fairuza Balk. It’s literally impossible. Vicki is sort of goth through a redneck prism.