This is your mom speaking, don’t eat when you’re on the computer
I dropped more food.
Submitted 1 month ago by papalonian@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
What if im on a chair and working at it
(I am your dad)
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No, absolutely not
(I’m your recently deceased aunt who died going the wrong way down the highway)
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 1 month ago
I do this all the time, with fried rice meals too. how my floor hasn’t ended up like this I have no idea lol
Damage@feddit.it 1 month ago
Carpet is disgusting, I will never understand why people would ever have that stuff in their house
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If I wasn’t a filthy rentoid this room would have a concrete slab as a floor. It’s my do-everything office/workshop/ game room. Lord knows the carpets will be being replaced upon my departure.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Two years in an apartment and the carpet damage is wear and tear. Let that tell you how long a rug should last/carpet should be condemned/deep cleaned
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s soft, reduces noise, and is warmer than hard floors. I love hardwood floors, but carpet has advantages.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
My condolences. Ive done that with a big ass bowl of fried rice i made at the end of a very long day, I was furious :(
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
too spicy for most animals
I volunteer as tribute!
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tell me more about your pig hoover bro
tyler@programming.dev 1 month ago
Sorry 😞
BigTrout75@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got dog vacuum?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…are those seriously 5lbs dumbells??? I’ve never understood who would get any gains from 5lbs. Why do they even exist???
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’re 10lbs, and there’s something called “physical therapy” you should look into before mocking people’s exercise equipment 🤷🏾♂️
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They’re not intended for “gains”, but for pilates and such. But in my actuality, they’re mostly ornimental.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You slam then down against things
kungen@feddit.nu 1 month ago
I’m not going for bulk, I’m going for tone.
borf@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
That carpet hungers and will continue to exact its toll as long as you insist on eating over it
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Please clean…
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dog did 👍🏽
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More specifically, my hand caught the edge of the container on its way to resting position. Now my dog is getting two dinners.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Was about to say you might wanna call your vacuum cleaner for that after seeing the leash.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I was just going to ask if you had a 4 legged cleanup volunteer.
Look on the bright side, you made your dog happy and didn’t need to clean up.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still had to vacuum, unfortunately. She’s very good oriented, but not very detail oriented.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Mildly infuriating. Or, as your dog refers to it, “a great day!”
wjrii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, if your dog is anything like mine, make sure you remember to pick up the clean and perfectly intact broccoli after they’re done.
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Haha. Mines a gud gurl. She eats her veggies.
And my veggies.
And whatever else looks vaguely edible.