Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 1 hour ago:
I haven’t heard of a school shooting in a long time. I can’t tell if that’s because they stopped happening, or if it’s because they happen so often that it’s not even considered newsworthy anymore.
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 1 hour ago:
I just ask, in a screaming tone, WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???
They usually just look at me, and assume there’s been some kind of language barrier. Nope. I’m just referencing an obscure scene that nobody remembers from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. A film that came out in 1997. So a lot of people these days weren’t even BORN when that movie came out.
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 1 hour ago:
They said QUIETLY annoying. Things you wouldn’t speak up about. I feel like kidnapping world leaders doesn’t qualify as that. I’m American, and it’s been about a full day now, and it’s just now setting in just how insane it is that we just kidnapped a world leader. Just…took him. Meanwhile, here in the states, we’re also kidnapping random people off the street in unmarked cars for committing the crime of being not white.
These are things that should be screamed about, not silent.
- Comment on Cube me 3 hours ago:
Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain…link.
- Comment on Meetings 4 hours ago:
Sounds like your boss is just lonely.
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 5 hours ago:
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
- Comment on Adtech is not tech 12 hours ago:
They rub it naked on a wizards beard.
- Comment on seven 1 day ago:
What happens if you pull the rope attatched to this robots penis?
- Comment on seven 1 day ago:
That virus is called being a human. Humans are the worst.
- Comment on seven 1 day ago:
Bring me with you!!!
- Comment on I expect to hear nothing from the right when the US goes all out celebrating Trumps inevitable departure from the realm of the living. 1 day ago:
Fine?
FINE???
I see no beans. I see no corn. I am in the shitpost community!
- Comment on Rushmore 3 days ago:
No no. He has on multiple times confirmed he’s going to do that.
In response, most experts agree that if they even attempt it, the mountain isn’t strong enough to support any more deep rock drilling. If they try, the likelyhood is, the entire mountain and all 4 heads collapse and crumble into itself.
- Comment on The Wall People 3 days ago:
…no?
- Comment on The Wall People 3 days ago:
I mean, yeah. We all do that.
- Comment on Anyone else? 4 days ago:
Hear that boys? All deliveries must be made in the rear!
- Comment on People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit? 4 days ago:
It’s still Dec 31st.
- Comment on Priorities 4 days ago:
What is a whipped cream charger?
- Comment on Pizza styles 4 days ago:
No…it looks like a pile of sauce.
- Comment on HAPPY 2026 4 days ago:
- Comment on HAPPY 2026 4 days ago:
I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 4 days ago:
Because if you show the original video, thats copyright infringement, and pirating of content.
Show the “reaction”, and it falls within fair use. Even if the reactor doesn’t DO anything.
- Comment on The Best-Selling Video Games Since 2020 4 days ago:
- Comment on Can pets tell who's petting them without looking? 4 days ago:
Nope. I lived with a girl, and we got cats. Lived with her for the next 4 years with those cats.
We fell apart as a couple. I assumed she was going to take the cats. I wasn’t stopping her. But she wanted nothing to do with the cats.
Which, truth be told, was the outcome I wanted anyways. The cats always loved me more than her.
But for the next 10 years, anytime they’d be sleeping, and I’d pet them, they always snapped their heads up to see who it is.
It’s me. It’s always me.
I can get why they’d have that reaction for the first year. Still in the habbit of multiple people living with them.
But they ALWAYS checked, everytime, until the day they died. They were happy to see me, everytime, but they still checked.
- Comment on How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering? 4 days ago:
…anyone got a nuke?
- Comment on My lord, they hit the second spire. 5 days ago:
Faaaaaaaaake!
If it were real dragons, their heads would look like Macho Man Randy Savage.
OOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
- Comment on Don't believe them 5 days ago:
Bot: “In a sentence or two, please describe your issue”
Samuel L Jackson: exists
Bot: “We are connecting you to the CEO directly! Please stop cursing.”
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Yeah, but then you’d have to call the extroverts to order the service.
- Comment on How to reduce the crime rate to 0 1 week ago:
This is Patrick!
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 1 week ago:
That…looks so messy! I know there’s no crying over spilled milk, but have you SEEN the price of dairy??? Gotta work a second job just to afford breakfast!
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 1 week ago:
The other end of the umbilical cord goes straight to the cow. After it’s cut, thats how you get cow udders!
If you jerk them the wrong way, 14 year old boys will giggle.