Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on low beans 14 minutes ago:
I think low beans are a cats tootsies.
- Comment on If someone tells you "you support socialism, yet you use products of capitalism", what would you say? 18 minutes ago:
Ok…but, in line with my username, I’m going to stay true to form! I shall take your reaction, which makes sense and proves a point, and I shall instead only use a small out of context portion of it as MY reply. The following series of discussion would in no way make sense, BUT don’t worry. I’ll just gas light the other person by insisting it makes total sense! And then someone will reply “Username relevant”.
“You support socialism, yet you use products of capitalism”
“YOU SHOULD PLAY BASEBALL!”
- Comment on 4 hours ago:
Hey, whoa, hold on. In terms of what would suck, there is a MASSIVE leap from being turned into a CLOCK vs being turned into a TOILET!
I mean, both would suck, but I feel like they shouldn’t be in the same sentence, as similar levels of how you would feel about it.
- Comment on Human 4 hours ago:
They say God works in mysterious ways. As an athiest, if I am wrong, and god does exist, he doesn’t work in mysterious ways. He’s playing The Sims, and enjoys torturing everyone. He removes the ladder from the pool.
Either that, or he’s AFK, and will come back to see how we’ve developed over the past 2000 years. And he’ll be like “the fuck are they DOING???”
- Comment on saturday wisdom 19 hours ago:
2 girls, 1 bowl
- Comment on If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be? 19 hours ago:
Don’t give him ideas!
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 1 day ago:
Are you kidding me??? With the crazy high prices of rent, yes, I will ABSOLUTELY store myself in a provided black plastic sack, placed in a container!
Thats a deal of the century!
- Comment on Time traveler 1 day ago:
Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?
- Comment on In the coffee shop we each use a signature design. Mine is the number 7 for good look. 2 days ago:
…yeah. Thanks for explaining the joke. I’m sure blind people appriciate the description.
- Comment on Retail stores still selling the same overpriced junk since at least 2019 and even pretending it's on sale 3 days ago:
Because then 97% of the public wouldn’t buy it.
- Comment on If only 4 days ago:
These kids work in accounting, sales, and one is in jail.
I’ll let you figure out who went where.
- Comment on Do these murderers or mass shooters or hostage takers do they actually commit suicide more often than not? Or does a cop take a good shot and blame the offender as suicide? I would do the latter 4 days ago:
hug
- Comment on He's not sure but he thinks he knows what she is shopping for 4 days ago:
Ooooooh, I like his shirt! Spiderman!
- Comment on Does anyone else feel like "analog" stuff is more "tangible"? 5 days ago:
Ok…but thats not an arguement for or against analog or digital. You’re just making the case for redundancy. You can achieve the same thing by making a copy of analog files, and simply storing the copies in a different place.
NOW if the permanent records burn, there’s a backup. And that’s the point of redundancy.
- Comment on Brand new bag 5 days ago:
- Comment on The original was better 5 days ago:
Elizabeth Montgomery just loved wiggling her nose at a couple of Dicks.
- Comment on Fake moo 5 days ago:
One time I asked a cow if he wanted to be slaughtered and chopped into meat to be cooked and sold by McDonalds.
He didn’t ever answer me. Probably in account of the fact that cows don’t speak english. It’s just as well anyways. It’s not like it would have changed anything. It’s just cows opinion. It’s a moo point.
- Comment on I saw a smiling cat about 4 days ago 6 days ago:
I have no idea what is happening in this thread, but I feel like me being naked isn’t helping.
- Comment on Advice Dog 6 days ago:
Wait…I’m gay? Shit. U had no idea! Well this explains why women won’t date me…it doesn’t explain why I can’t poop some mornings…
- Comment on Advice Dog 6 days ago:
It’s not your lawn. It’s Bobs lawn. Monkeys can’t own property!
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 6 days ago:
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
- Comment on How Bandcamp became the "headquarters" for video game soundtracks 6 days ago:
Fun fact, Bandcamp was started after this one time, at band camp…someone made a mix tape called “Quickflip Tricks Mix '96”
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 6 days ago:
But YOU are.
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 6 days ago:
Can you say “fuck”? What’s your opinion on bleaching my asshole?
- Comment on RetroDECK 0.10.0b Is a Ground-Up Rewrite, Not Just an Update 6 days ago:
Can it work on these android retro handhelds?
- Comment on And that's final 1 week ago:
Here. Drink this acid. Tastes like strawberries.
- Comment on And that's final 1 week ago:
I don’t get it
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Damn. Smart lady.
Is she single???
Oh. Right.
- Comment on Question about the Switch 2 port of Civilization VII: does it support multiple controllers for local multiplayer? 1 week ago:
And you didn’t invite me???
- Comment on Bully Online, the ambitious mod that brought multiplayer and more to Rockstar's classic school sim, shuts down a month after launch: 'This was not something we wanted' 1 week ago:
The irony of using Steve Harvey of all people to make your point…