Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on What is the best alternative to a "smart" cell phone today? 6 hours ago:
ties a string to your string, and a can at the other end
Now we’re having a three way!
- Comment on They do what? 6 hours ago:
Libraries are usually free.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 9 hours ago:
You…need to stop making me feel old.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 11 hours ago:
Who’s shade?
Depends which angle the sun hits it at.
- Comment on ALL HAIL SHRIMPGOD 1 day ago:
I’m 42. It’s taken to right now in this very moment to realize that I guess technically pills are eaten.
I never thought about that before.
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 5 days ago:
…is this like how the BIG MAC is actually an accurate representation of inflation? Is the NBA draft an accurate representation of decades?
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 5 days ago:
There’s way more DIY going on in the 2020s I feel.
Yeah, because nobody can afford to have quality craftsmanship these last 3 decades. So now people are like “FINE! I’LL DO IT MYSELF!”
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 5 days ago:
The 20s this century suck!
- Comment on 5 days ago:
So that middle management can justify their existence!
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 6 days ago:
What if I have no arms or legs?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 6 days ago:
No no no. First you do the walk like an egyptian dance. Then flash your hazzards. Then play peekaboo.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 6 days ago:
Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo
Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 6 days ago:
Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 1 week ago:
Uhhhhh, that just means you’re a terrible businessman, who ran a long standing major chain into the ground.
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 week ago:
American here. Why is Churchill burning in hell? He lead your country through WWII and D-Day.
…wait. Are you a nazi supporter?
- Comment on Naughty birds 1 week ago:
I mean…take away the bird part, and you have my teenage years to early 20s.
- Comment on Too far, man 1 week ago:
When has Batman ever left his own symbol? It’s used by others to summon him.
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 week ago:
TBH, cheese sandwich is delicious. Never tried with onion tho
- Comment on Too far, man 1 week ago:
This wasn’t Canadians! Stop telling lies! It was clearly The Joker. Look, he’s even painted the bat-symbol right there! He’s trying to taunt Batman!
- Comment on Games that have now or will be turned 40, 30, 20 and 10 years old as of 2026 1 week ago:
You’re pretty young. Enjoy it. Soon you’ll get one grey hair, and then another. And another. Soon you’ll have back problems, and be regularly aware that you need to eat more fiber.
- Comment on Games that have now or will be turned 40, 30, 20 and 10 years old as of 2026 1 week ago:
STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD, SIR!
- Comment on Turning Gaming Handhelds into Digital Audio Players: An Interview with Riley 1 week ago:
Out of all the artists/bands, your image has Tessa Violet. Which is insane to me, because I can remember watching her like 15 years ago on a show called =3 with Ray William Johnson. Which was essentially a comedy show that brought you 3 viral videos, and then RWJ would try to be funny over them. Nobody watched =3 for RWJ, and nobody watched Americas Funniest Home Videos for Bob Sagat. We watched both shows for the same reason. To watch idiots get hit in the nuts.
Then one episode, a 15 year old Tessa Violet, then known as Meekakitty, shows up and starts the episode by saying “Betcha didn’t think you’d see ME here!”
And I’m like “BITCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!”
But then RWJ tried making music, and she was in his videos. Then she started making music. And I never heard from either of them again because both of their music is terrible.
Tessa is like accoustic guitars, and whiney crying lyrics. And RWJ, despite being close to 25 at the time wrote novelty comedy songs all based around the idea of having sex with your mom. As if written for an exclusively 14 year old boy audience.
Now I see this, and I’m like “eh? She’s STILL making music???”
- Comment on Final Fantasy III, IV, VIII and IX are now available on GOG 1 week ago:
Wouldn’t the originals just be either NES or SNES roms? If you want those, they’ve been available for decades on various websites.
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
Gay flag =
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
I mean…cis hetro white guy here. Pretty sure everyone on earth has PTSD from general daily life.
At work, or in public people will greet each other by saying “hey, hows it going”. The expected reply is “good”. I’ve taken to cheerily replying like this:
“Hey, hows it going?”
“Everyday is a new horror of unspeakable atrocities!”
And so far everybody just laughs and nods their heads and says “yeah…yeah…”
I don’t think anybody anywhere is ok. I’m 42, and never have felt happyness in my life, and have been thinking about it a lot these past few years. With all that reflection, I’ve come to the conclusion that I never have had, and never will have happyness. All of this is by design.
The rich aren’t happy because they try to create happyness through wealth, but once you pass a certain point of wealth, more money has zero impact on your daily life.
The middle class isn’t happy because their existence is being wiped out. Some go from middle class to wealthy. Most go from middle class to poor.
The poor aren’t happy because they’re being phased out of buying basic living needs and health services.
And the homeless are more often than not riddled with so many mental health issues that they often don’t have a grasp on what is even happening around them.
We’re all being pushed down by the wealthy, who are chasing their happyness through means that will never make them happy.
Only 40-50 more years of living in misery…
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 1 week ago:
6,000 posts? I’ve never seen you once…
- Comment on Why I gave up electronics club 1 week ago:
Uhhhh…pornhub is that way ----->
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
Fart with gravy??? Oh man. Please never invite me to Thanksgiving dinner at hour house!!! At the very least my potatoes will be DRY!
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
I mean…it’s a fairly recent addition. In fact I think you may have coined it right here.
Also, I’m stealing that.
- Comment on Would the United States actually risk a Tiananmen Square incident? 1 week ago:
…ok, but you do realize what hspprned the 2 days prior to tank man, right?