Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on I hope she found herself 5 hours ago:
HUG
HUUUUUUUG!!!
- Comment on How do I stop having expectations at the workplace? 6 hours ago:
- Comment on Nintendo ‘warned to expect 145% tariff on Nintendo Switch 2’ 6 hours ago:
That’s fine. Nintendo was already planning to impose the Nintendo tax. So I imposed the “I ain’t buyin’ this shit tax”.
- Comment on How do I stop having expectations at the workplace? 8 hours ago:
My brain innitially read that as:
How do I stop having erections at the workplace?
Which…I don’t know how to answer that.
- Comment on How do I stop having expectations at the workplace? 8 hours ago:
Said every employee in every feild ever.
- Comment on Metro 2033 Redux is free to claim on GOG for the next two days 10 hours ago:
2033??? It’s only 2025!!!
THIS GAME IS FROM THE FUTURE???
/j
- Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight? 11 hours ago:
What about the masturbating bear?
- Comment on Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is? 2 days ago:
Dude. Fuck the old ladies! I mean, not sexually…but, fuck them if they want to judge you for being gay.
You’re going to buy some dvds, or some clothes, or whatever you came to the thrift store for. They’re going to droll on living their meaningless lives. And you’ll still be getting more cock than they will.
This coming from a straight guy who just wants everyone to be happy being themselves. Unless that true self is a hateful prick who judges others for existing. Fuck those people. You wanna marry a gothic nun vampire hunter? Go for it. I won’t understand it, but I don’t have to. It’s not my life you’re affecting. And same for these old ladies. They can either accept you, or fuck off.
- Comment on back off, maaaan! 3 days ago:
Anyone else really just want to take this cat home???
I LOVE YOU SATAN CAT!!!
- Comment on Clothes company cannot "cancel" an order that hasn't shipped, must ship it and do a return. 3 days ago:
That WAS them investigating on my behalf.
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 5 days ago:
I wish people would take your stance on GTA 6.
Instead, I’m sure it’ll be like “100 billion copys sold in first hour!”
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 5 days ago:
ONLY FOR European Union citizens! No Brits!
signs anyways…is American
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 5 days ago:
You’re right, Ubisoft. I CAN’T complain about not owning the game. I never bought it. You know…because it’s an Ubisoft game!
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 5 days ago:
Really unclear if you’re misquoting Jurassic Park, or if Jurassic Park just universally applies to EVERYTHING.
- Comment on Nintendo president responds to Switch 2 price increase fears amid Trump tariff fallout 5 days ago:
…stop being right! I got angry reading that, but when I clicked reply to yell at you, I realized it was all emotional backlash on my end. I couldn’t formulate a thought process to show why you’re wrong. Because you’re not wrong. I just hate that you’re right!
- Comment on Nintendo president responds to Switch 2 price increase fears amid Trump tariff fallout 5 days ago:
Oh good. That means it should already be 2X lower then, right?
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 6 days ago:
Vance has no conviction behind anything he ever says. Just google “jd vance never trump” and I’m sure you’ll find a slew of videos from a few years ago where he was saying he’s “a never trump guy”.
Kinda funny how quickly he spread his asshole to present himself for trump then.
- Comment on Little Man is Saving the Cake 6 days ago:
Spiderman save? Spiderman kiss! Spider punch! Spider kiss!
- Comment on Will the tariffs lead to a recession? 6 days ago:
God dammit. I was trying to make a joke about the correlation between the people I see breathing oxygen, and the stupid people I see. Then I was going to say there’s also a correlation between the people I see NOT breathing oxygen, and also turning blue and falling to the floor.
Then I realized the joke made it sound like I was defending tarrifs. Which wasn’t the point I wanted to be making. So then I tried making a joke about there being a correlation between fat americans, and eating fast food. But then the joke wasn’t even funny, or random. It was just boring.
So then I saw a bird outside, and remembered I have a low attention span. So I ran outside to look at the bird. He looked back at me like “Why are you looking at me, human? I’m just sitting here being a bird. Are you trying to watch me poop? You are, aren’t you? You realize that birds have no sphincter. So if I develop the urge to poop, there is a 100% chance it will come out immediately. You are never safe around birds to not poop on you. Which really kind of erases the old thing people used to think about birds targeting their car specifically to poop on from the sky. No bitch. I’m just flying through the sky, and you’re hundreds of feet below me, freely available to poop on. What are you going to do? Chase me? I will poop on you, and get away with it. Because I’m a bird.”
Then I came back inside, and realized I never thought of a joke, or something random to say here.
Life is funny.
- Comment on Switch 2 Tutorial Game Welcome Tour Costs $10, Nintendo Explains Why It's Not a Free Console Pack-In - IGN 1 week ago:
I remember buying breath of the wild, and sniperclips on day 1.
- Comment on Does anyone have ideas for cable management here? 1 week ago:
The whole room is black. How would blue help?
- Comment on Switch 2 Tutorial Game Welcome Tour Costs $10, Nintendo Explains Why It's Not a Free Console Pack-In - IGN 1 week ago:
May I introduce you to their last launch day tech demo… 1-2 Switch?
Yeah. You forgot about $60 launch day tech demo 1-2 Switch, didn’t you?
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 1 week ago:
That just means no one will ever take you out of your packaging and play with you.
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 1 week ago:
Holy shit…you know what this means, right? It means Obama and Bush TOTALLY fucked!
And based on how old he is, it was probably sometime in the 60s…which I assume would make both Obama and Bush children at the time…
…ok, I don’t like my brain now.
- Comment on Nintendo president responds to Switch 2 price increase fears amid Trump tariff fallout 1 week ago:
Until MY pay goes up, that just means everything is more expensive, and I won’t be buying new things.
- Comment on Clothes company cannot "cancel" an order that hasn't shipped, must ship it and do a return. 1 week ago:
Not OP, but years ago I had my debit card info stolen. One of the purchases was for “The North Face”.
They made the purchases, had them shipped to their house, and out of the 33 purchases they made, The North Face was the only one that didn’t respect a fraudulant charge request.
They insisted I needed to send back the items for a refund.
Like…biiiiiiitch, do you not know what a fraudulant charge is???
- Comment on Nintendo president responds to Switch 2 price increase fears amid Trump tariff fallout 1 week ago:
I wasn’t even going to pay $449, let alone $600. I figured it would have been somewhere between $300-400, with 400 being on the high end of reasonable.
$449 I would have waited a bit. But $600??? I get it’s because of tarrifs, but that’s really going to hurt the systems long term sales numbers the same way covid hurt PS5’s lifetime sales numbers.
- Comment on Physical Nintendo Switch 2 Edition games are reportedly Switch 1 carts with codes in the box 1 week ago:
What? Like you don’t even have a few dozen 100 gizgabyte sd cards lying around! An sd card size so massive and expensive that I had to make up the new size “gizgabyte”. It’s bigger then terabyte.
Also a 100 gizgabyte sd card will hold exactly 1 copy of “New Super Mario 64 rerelease edition XL”
Now comes with Luigi DLC. When Luigi reaches bowser, he just shoots him with a gun, and goes to McDonalds despite being anti corporate interest.
- Comment on Max pulling THIS shit every time I finish watching Last Week Tonight 1 week ago:
Does it autoplay or something?
- Comment on Please tell me he's okay 1 week ago:
Uh-oh…I’ve seen this one before. There was already a group of people who had a permanent solution. Things went very poorly. They are not a nice group of people.