Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf? 4 hours ago:
Sir, you do not have a worthy username to be saying crazy things on the internet. That’s MY thing! And if anything, you gotta have drugs! Do you know what this world would come to if Danny DeVito ever ran out of cocaine??? He would get all oiled up, and we’d all have to look at his butthole, as Chyrol Crow sang dongs about irony. Because WE were the buttholes all along!
See? THAT’S how it’s done! Now go see my post about why Burger King should start advertising nuts on pornhub.
- Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf? 4 hours ago:
Studio audience: OOOOOOOO!!!
- Comment on Eating your feelings 19 hours ago:
- Comment on Crowds talking over the artist 2 days ago:
I still say it should be legal to carry a bottle of lemon juice, and a tiny squirt gun. They start singing, with their mouth wide open, singing horribly, that when you squirt them. Right in the eyes.
- Comment on Something sticky has invaded my life 2 days ago:
He’s not going to die of stickyness, and you don’t even know if he’s an organ donor!
- Comment on This is my hole! 2 days ago:
I’m starting to think there’s a conspiracy theory spread by big grass, that encourages people to touch grass. This is because grass is now grown with AI, and needs to learn tactile touch senses.
And one day, Poison Ivy will come around, and use grass to kill all humans as revenge for global warming.
- Comment on How do I make my own internet? 2 days ago:
With hookers and blackjack?
- Comment on Ain't nothing a dollar anymore 2 days ago:
Who are these people who go to dollar tree to get laid??? I don’t even trust their refridgeratables!
- Comment on Has anyone else noticed that J.D. Vance looks like a Temu version of Norm Macdonald? 2 days ago:
As long as he doesn’t fuck with Everette True. He may be over 100 years old, and a fictional comic character, but I’d still expect Everette True would still wallop JD “no couch is safe from me, not even former Cleveland Browns QB Tim Couch” Vance.
- Comment on Meanwhile, in Springfield Ohio 2 days ago:
…wow. If you hadn’t pointed that out, I would have never even noticed that detail. My brain just saw that as a swastica.
- Comment on Meanwhile, in Springfield Ohio 2 days ago:
Me seeing the swastika in the preview image:
“Welp…guess I gotta wait for nobody to be around me before I look at THAT!!!”
Me after seeing it:
“Glad I waited until I was alone.”
- Comment on In honor of the start spooky season (yay!), I have a question about an apparently beloved spooky meme/skit. What about "David S. Pumpkins" is so funny? 2 days ago:
Everybody knows him as Tom Hanks, but what people don’t know is his real name is actually Hank Toms!
- Comment on Meanwhile, in Springfield Ohio 2 days ago:
Forgot he was christian. I always just thought of him as a great person.
- Comment on Meanwhile, in Springfield Ohio 3 days ago:
Haven’t watched the simpsons in a while…did they do this?
checks notes
Oh. Well then. This may be a rare case where the simpsons DIDN’T do it. Real life did it first.
- Comment on Meanwhile, in Springfield Ohio 3 days ago:
This is what I hate about religion. In concept it sounds great. A bunch of rules for how to live as a good person. Sounds great right?
Well the first rule of christianity is “Thou shalt not kill”.
And then you realize that the leading cause of murder on earth throughout all of history is…religious wars.
And it’s all downhill from there from a hyprcritical standpoint. Religion is used more as a tool to justify ones shitty behavior, rather than a guide to prevent it.
The only good christian I know of, is Ned Flanders, and he’s not a real person!
- Comment on do ribbed condoms feel better than smooth during anal? 3 days ago:
RIP your inbox…
- Comment on Probably my last SH meme 3 days ago:
This just seems like something the game grumps would have inspired.
- Comment on Anon is a tour guide at a museum 3 days ago:
I feel like you’re lying, but I don’t know enough about middle names to dispute it.
Although, Washington didn’t have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.
And there’s never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I’m lookin’ at you. Be bold!
- Comment on Papa Johns 3 days ago:
Wait, so skull and bones emojis are the same as laughing? How would anyone assosiate a skull and bones with comedy?
I assosiate them with pirates.
- Comment on Does the word "burger" have any extra meaning in some parts of the gay or lgbtq community? 3 days ago:
white guy here, eating a double bacon cheeseburger
You guys are missing out, maaaan.
Nom nom nom
- Comment on My wife misspoke and said "Neil Degrasse TITAN" 3 days ago:
I’d rather see Mike Degrasse Tyson.
- Comment on when God smites me for my numerous sins 3 days ago:
And I stand by it!
- Comment on When we started burning coal it was called the industrial revolution. Was there a name when we started burning oil? The car revolution? 4 days ago:
So…we’re still in the Robber Barron era then?
- Comment on How can users avoid bad content on Lemmy (particularly rule breaking or illegal comments/posts? 4 days ago:
I don’t think you SHOULD avoid content that offends you. And I don’t think we shouldn’t judge people. I judge everybody I meet. It’s not a bad thing.
It’s how you know if you’re ACTUALLY offended, or if you’re told you SHOULD be offended.
And somewhere along the way society lost it’s ability to know if they’re truely offended, or if they’re offended because other people are offended.
I’ll give you an example. Chick-fil-a offends a LOT of people because of their christian views, and their donations to anti-LGBQT causes.
I fully understand if you’re offended by them if you have close ties to LGBQT communities. I’m not saying those who are genuinely offended by them are wrong for being offended.
But if you have no real feelings either way about it, then you shouldn’t be offended just because other people are offended. And it’s good for them to be offended, because it gives them a cause based in their own opinion. Them refusing to eat at chick-fil-a means something. It’s something that affects them.
But if you have no views on it, then it doesn’t affect you. You’re not actually offended, you’re playing along with who tells you that you need to be offended.
And in turn, this means that protests don’t have actual passion behind them. I haven’t bought anything from a local grocery store called Marcs. That’s MY protest. But if you protested it, because I told you to, then there’s an artificial protest.
And now we can’t trust protests as an indication of who really cares about things, and how to judge those things objectively. Thats how you end up with bullshit like the Jan 6th riots. A bunch of brainless mindless fools being told that they’re offended. So now they have go satisfy their master.
And we never would have gotten to this point if over the past 30 years these people would ask themselves “how do I feel about this?” rather than “how do my peers think I should feel about this?”
- Comment on when God smites me for my numerous sins 4 days ago:
I never understood the people who delete their own post. It’s like they have no confidence in what they say!
I may say a lot of dumb stuff, but I say that dumb stuff with confidence! I stand by MY stupidity! That’s the American way!
- Comment on when AI tries to get in my way 4 days ago:
The same reason you speak jibberish to all AI call center prompts. To distort AIs ability to understand humans, and force a human to look at ghe errors. Hopefully in an attempt to abandon this technology entirely.
- Comment on when AI tries to get in my way 4 days ago:
Just feed it info as if jar jar binks is speaking directly to it.
I mean, can you imagine Jar Jar and Yoda having an arguement? Or what if that arguement leads to hot steamy sex?
MMMMmmmmmMMMM!!! CUM IN MY ASS YOU WILL!!!
MeSa No GonnA BE Able To Hold Back! No No No NO!!!
MeSa Sorry, Yoda!
On my face, it got…
Yes. I DID just put those images into your brain. Now go put it into AI’s brain.
- Comment on when AI tries to get in my way 4 days ago:
Well what are the lyrics?
- Comment on Trump rallies plummeting! Sell! Sell! Sell! 4 days ago:
Yep.
- Comment on Trump rallies plummeting! Sell! Sell! Sell! 4 days ago:
Hey, whoa! Easy there! As a soon to be old man in 20 years, I’ll have you know I have zero intentions of seperating latino families, znd locking them in a metal box to die. I have zero intentions of stiffing owed debts. I have zero intentions of being a wannabe fascist dictator.
He’s not doing old man things. He’s doing asshole things! You leave old men out of this!