Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on I am about to learn everything. 3 hours ago:
Year 2194:
“Well, it’s like my ol’ papy copilot always used to say… 2 + 2 = null.”
- Comment on Batman fans, would you want to see a TV-MA Batman show where it takes inspiration from the Silver Age? 20 hours ago:
That sounds AWESOME!!! I will have to look for that.
- Comment on Batman fans, would you want to see a TV-MA Batman show where it takes inspiration from the Silver Age? 23 hours ago:
I’m a fan of Batman, but the whole Batman concept doesn’t work anymore.
Bruce Wayne is the 1%. Batman is working with the police. In the 40s, the police were thought of as “the good guys”. Today, I’d rather be stuck in a dark ally with the Joker than the cops.
To me the whole premise no longer plays. I’d like to see a more adult Batman adeptation which plays into modern viewpoints.
Superman just did this brilliantly in the movie last summer. Batman could still be the same. HE thinks he’s the good guy. But he’s still Bruce Wayne, the 1%.
The cops would act as actual cops do. Corrupt. Cover for each other. Essentially the only legal gang in gotham, but just that. A gang.
Gordon can be an elder cop. The good one amongst the corruption of the other cops. Despite being chief of police, he still doesn’t have the ability to control the whole force.
And each of the major villians control their own gang. Except for Bane, who’s basically just a 1 man army. And Killer Croc, who’s basically just a mutant. Not evil per se, but just an animal. Just like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. Not a villian, but still a deadly threat if encountered.
Sorry, I like Alfred as an old man mentor/caretaker roll. I always thought they should have made a movie where Alfred was dying, and it emotionally distracts Bruce from being Batman. Thus causing the city opinion to turn heavily against Batman. Thinking he’s just letting chaos happen and working with the corrupt cops.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Uhhhhhh, the greatest generation are all dead. My grandma was in that generation. She was 103 when she died. She’d be 106 today.
There might be a small scattering of the youngest of them, but 99% of them are dead.
- Comment on Personalized Political Spectrum 1 day ago:
What if my political spectrum isn’t on the spectrum at all.
Right wing wants to ban all abortion. Left wing wants all requested abortion to be legal.
Whereas I want mandatory abortion on all pregnancies. I’m not pro-life. I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-death. Everybody dies!
I also fully support nuking cities, but only as a means of killing all humans. It’s not a political or religious statement.
Actually, can we invent nukes that kill all the humans, but don’t affect the animals? I’m ok with life on earth, just as long as that life isn’t human. Cats are cool. They just look at humans, and judge them, and enslave them. If only they had opposable thumbs, they could take over the world.
As it stands the dominant species on this planet is so dumb it hates other members of it’s own species, just for being a darker shade skin. Or for believing in a different theoretical invisable man in the sky.
And why’s God/Allah/whomever always depicted as male? Why would an omnipresent spirit have genitals at all? Yeah, choke on that. If God did exist, it’s trans by default. And for all you know God and Allah are the same, in the same way that manzanas and apples are the same thing. Jose is eating a manzana, and Bob is eating an apple. Corporate wants you to find the difference in these pictures.
And can we get a government policy that takes a firm stance on vampires? Not ONE government has a prewritten policy on the matter! You can’t convince me Batman isn’t a vampire!
So, lets start a tax system where all of the residents force feed the president bird seed until he throws up, and then use eugenics to create cats capable of mind control. That’s my political stance, and no candidates represent me! These are the flaws in a two party system. There’s a very significant chance that neither party has your best interest at heart.
Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp…keeps me going strong (to kill all the humans)
- Comment on Interesting shirt 1 day ago:
Homes eats his gf’s clit.
“So, what did you think?”
“Golden delicious!”
“What?”
“That’s what kind of apple that was.”
“…what?”
- Comment on Away down South in the land of Traitors, 1 day ago:
I wish they had.
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 2 days ago:
Ok…this can’t be real. You’re telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway?
I mean, I do that when I’m stoned, but I don’t have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me.
For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can’t say I’d be surprised if I read the headline “Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president.”
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 2 days ago:
ballsy
I see what you did there.
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 2 days ago:
If I were mcdonalds, I’d sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.
“McDonalds! We’re not for pedophiles.”
You could even write a little jingle.
“We don’t diddle kids! It’s no good diddling kids…”
- Comment on The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there 2 days ago:
Preview of this community in 20 years:
"The previous owner of this condo screwed a spice rack into the studs. Now I can’t remove my broken refridgerator…
- Comment on Is there a platform like github that isn't for code? 2 days ago:
There’s a different hub, where people all share their porn. A porn hub if you will.
It’s called Xhamster.
- Comment on The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there 2 days ago:
Screw it
- Comment on President Trump embraces his destiny 2 days ago:
I’m only 50/50 sure this is meme. I could be completely wrong. And that’s sad. Not the idea of this being real, (although that’s sad for a whole list of reasons if true), but because it COULD be true.
As a teenager/young adult I DESPISRD george w bush. As bad as he was, as stupid as he was, if you showed me this meme in 2004, and it was coming from bush, I’d KNOW it was a meme. And a pretty bad one at that. Actually twitter didn’t exist back then, nor did the word “meme”, but you get my point. It’s too far gone to be bush. Bush actually (mostly) coherant sentences. It never felt like bush went off the deep end.
So now we live in the sad reality that THIS collection of words is easily judged as insanity manifested, but it’s not easily cast aside as something the guy who controls the nukes wouldn’t say. That’s who’s in charge right now.
And it’s sad.
Sad that he said this, and it’s 100% real. Go check his truth social posts. It’s still up.
- Comment on Live fearlessly 2 days ago:
…you’re a guy??? I’ve been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 2 days ago:
So you’re saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?
I don’t know what to do with this information.
- Comment on It's tax season and my parents don't really feel lime paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀 3 days ago:
- Comment on It's tax season and my parents don't really feel lime paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀 3 days ago:
Have they considered flying to Virginia, finding the IRS HQ, robbing 1,870 different IRS agents of $1 each, and then paying the fine?
- Comment on Some neighbors have no chill 3 days ago:
Yeah, but see here’s the thing. I don’t care what those people say. I’m not legally obligated to give a shit what they think of me.
Whereas with HOAs, if they think your door handle is the wrong color, you get fined. And it’s legally binding.
But these fuckwits on facebook and whatever the fuck other apps, can eat my entire asshole, as I give them the finger.
- Comment on Target acquired 3 days ago:
The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can’t “close” their butthole.
So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on.
You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren’t full of poop stains.
- Comment on Post your collection of fell for it again award memes here 3 days ago:
What am I even looking at?
- Comment on 3 is enough. You don't need a fourth. Rotate using all 3 equally instead of spending 99% of the time on just one of them 3 days ago:
This is easy to dispell. Put your finger under your nostrils. Do you feel air coming out of one nostril or two?
Also when you’re sick, and one side is clogged, you feel like you can’t fully breathe. Then you blow all that shit out, and you can breathe again for about 5 minutes before you gotta blow your nose again.
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 3 days ago:
Would it be in bad taste if I, an american citizen since birth, dressed up as mexican and helped?
- Comment on This weather stinks 3 days ago:
Anyone got a clue what red actually said?
- Comment on I am addicted to those cheesy goldfish. Carry them around in a plastic sealed bag 3 days ago:
Are you perhaps in your 70s?
- Comment on Some neighbors have no chill 4 days ago:
This is EXACTLY why I will never be part of a HOA.
- Comment on Suck it 4 days ago:
Yep. Basically a group of friends were wrestlers, and backstage they’d act like teenagers and do that gesture, and tell their coworkers to suck it. This at a time where on tv it was a kids a show. You had evil plumbers, and evil dentists, and whatever the hell the bushwackers were supposed to be. And then these group of friends convinced their boss to do these adult gestures on tv. It would be like if the power rangers one day just had Jason say to Tommy “Yo, suck my dick, Green Ranger!” Just out of nowhere. And suddenly you had teenagers who found it funny doing it everywhere. Eventually it became pop culture. Now people who have no idea what it came from were doing it, because everyone wants to tell others to suck it.
- Comment on Suck it 4 days ago:
I mean…the thing didn’t say “DX caused an epidemic”.
It would be like saying “Wonder Woman brought justice to all she faced” and then you post a meme of Batman, just because they were in the Justice League together.
- Comment on No fear! 5 days ago:
Well ya know I drank really really hard for 40 years, but I didn’t have liver failure.
Guess there’s no consequences for alcoholism! Guess I can keep drinking forever! I am immortal!
And THAT is what I imagine my still alcoholic boomer dad must think daily.
- Comment on If I was in the market for a good used car, which car would be the best to outrun the cops? 6 days ago:
Really strange that Goldust tried to outrun Rowdy Roddy Piper in that thing.