Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on seven 5 hours ago:
What happens if you pull the rope attatched to this robots penis?
- Comment on seven 5 hours ago:
That virus is called being a human. Humans are the worst.
- Comment on seven 5 hours ago:
Bring me with you!!!
- Comment on I expect to hear nothing from the right when the US goes all out celebrating Trumps inevitable departure from the realm of the living. 6 hours ago:
Fine?
FINE???
I see no beans. I see no corn. I am in the shitpost community!
- Comment on Rushmore 1 day ago:
No no. He has on multiple times confirmed he’s going to do that.
In response, most experts agree that if they even attempt it, the mountain isn’t strong enough to support any more deep rock drilling. If they try, the likelyhood is, the entire mountain and all 4 heads collapse and crumble into itself.
- Comment on The Wall People 1 day ago:
…no?
- Comment on The Wall People 2 days ago:
I mean, yeah. We all do that.
- Comment on Anyone else? 2 days ago:
Hear that boys? All deliveries must be made in the rear!
- Comment on People who have eaten since December 31st, 2025, why are you trying to start new shit? 3 days ago:
It’s still Dec 31st.
- Comment on Priorities 3 days ago:
What is a whipped cream charger?
- Comment on Pizza styles 3 days ago:
No…it looks like a pile of sauce.
- Comment on HAPPY 2026 3 days ago:
- Comment on HAPPY 2026 3 days ago:
I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!
- Comment on What is with these videos where it's just someone reaction to shit someone else is doing? 3 days ago:
Because if you show the original video, thats copyright infringement, and pirating of content.
Show the “reaction”, and it falls within fair use. Even if the reactor doesn’t DO anything.
- Comment on The Best-Selling Video Games Since 2020 3 days ago:
- Comment on Can pets tell who's petting them without looking? 3 days ago:
Nope. I lived with a girl, and we got cats. Lived with her for the next 4 years with those cats.
We fell apart as a couple. I assumed she was going to take the cats. I wasn’t stopping her. But she wanted nothing to do with the cats.
Which, truth be told, was the outcome I wanted anyways. The cats always loved me more than her.
But for the next 10 years, anytime they’d be sleeping, and I’d pet them, they always snapped their heads up to see who it is.
It’s me. It’s always me.
I can get why they’d have that reaction for the first year. Still in the habbit of multiple people living with them.
But they ALWAYS checked, everytime, until the day they died. They were happy to see me, everytime, but they still checked.
- Comment on How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering? 3 days ago:
…anyone got a nuke?
- Comment on My lord, they hit the second spire. 4 days ago:
Faaaaaaaaake!
If it were real dragons, their heads would look like Macho Man Randy Savage.
OOOOOHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!
- Comment on Don't believe them 4 days ago:
Bot: “In a sentence or two, please describe your issue”
Samuel L Jackson: exists
Bot: “We are connecting you to the CEO directly! Please stop cursing.”
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Yeah, but then you’d have to call the extroverts to order the service.
- Comment on How to reduce the crime rate to 0 5 days ago:
This is Patrick!
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 6 days ago:
That…looks so messy! I know there’s no crying over spilled milk, but have you SEEN the price of dairy??? Gotta work a second job just to afford breakfast!
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 6 days ago:
The other end of the umbilical cord goes straight to the cow. After it’s cut, thats how you get cow udders!
If you jerk them the wrong way, 14 year old boys will giggle.
- Comment on I need to vent about plastic milk jugs 6 days ago:
Wait…the rest of the world doesn’t have hard jug gallons? What do they use instead?
- Comment on Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition 6 days ago:
I see 3 different instances of “kkk” lining up.
- Comment on Asking any AI on how to build a guillotine 1 week ago:
Orrrrrr…leave it as sausage size, and put billionaires penises inside! Penises? Penii? Peniii’ses? Words are hard! Off with their dicks!
- Comment on Rainbow Six Siege ravaged by massive server breach that gave its players billions of paid currency for free 1 week ago:
Found the guy whos 6 year old somehow spent $900 on their credit card in minecraft
- Comment on Try our new cheesedogs! 1 week ago:
You’ll shoot your eye out, Ebenezer Scrooge! Now let these ghosts visit you, and try not to think about the pink slime flowing through the sewers!
- Comment on "i can hear the difference" 1 week ago:
I would ask how you know that guy sweats a lot, but then I saw his username.
Fair enough.
- Comment on I have an idea ☝️ 1 week ago:
That depends where you live. I wouldn’t want to live in India, which is crowded as hell. But Half of Canada is basically empty. Half of Australia is basically empty. Some of the states in the USA are basically empty. The majority of russia is empty.
Space isn’t the issue.