Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World. 38 minutes ago:
My phone can handle 99 tabs. At all times 99 tabs are open. At any given time at least 70 of those tabs are Lemmy.World home page with me already signed in.
Yet every time I open a new tab and type Lemmy.World. At least 1 in 20 times I type Lemmy.Worlf.
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- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 4 hours ago:
Ha ha ha, yeah. Not like when I was a kid in the 80s, and everybody smoked. Walls were just brown.
Just…all walls.
So glad that as generations went on, smoking habits have seemed to fall off a cliff.
Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.
Wait, what?
- Comment on nothing really matters 4 hours ago:
I’m in the process of buying a new house. So I was looking at one last week, and the smoke detector just kept chirping.
And I was just about to say “Did you know there’s actually two types of these?”
And just as I was about to say that, I got sad in realizing that I’d then be obligated to elaborate, and now I’m spending 45 minutes talking about a topic that neither of us wants being discussed right now.
But it was in my head at that moment.
- Comment on "If I work hard enough my boss will notice" 4 hours ago:
Nah. I find most people are just jackasses. The business owners just have the resources available to them to get away with more.
- Comment on I know. Somehow, I've always known. 5 hours ago:
“They” meaning Luke and Leia? Or “They” meaning the writers?
- Comment on nothing really matters 6 hours ago:
I thought I was the only one who’d watch this guy!
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 7 hours ago:
Illegal where? I have to go to a novelty candy store in my area, because it’s the only place I can think of that sells them…but it’s legal here.
- Comment on W rizz skibidi 7 hours ago:
- Comment on what do you think lemmy does better than reddit? 22 hours ago:
Doesn’t demand you install its app, browser is fine.
I wish I knew how to do the heart emoji …
- Comment on mfw I get hit on by women 23 hours ago:
Yeah but…how do you KNOW your wife likes you? Are you sure? She LIKE likes you? Omg. What if she does? She might even want to go on a date.
- Comment on Frog porn! 1 day ago:
This reminds me pf a great pickup line. It only works on someone you already know.
You tell her “We’d be a great couple. Like Kermit and Miss Piggy!”
“Am I Miss Piggy in this?”
“What? No. You’re obviously Kermit because you’re smart and lanky, and I’m Miss Piggy because I’m a natural star.”
- Comment on 1 day ago:
I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.
- Comment on don't 👏 claim 👏 to 👏 be 👏 a 👏 fan 👏 of 👏 tag 👏 team 👏 wrestling 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 know 👏 who 👏 this 👏 is 2 days ago:
Man. The new episodes of Xena Warrior Princess are getting weird…
- Comment on Just trying to limit the human suffering 2 days ago:
Nah. Nobody has been going there since Sept 11 2001.
Nobody seems to visit those towers anymore…
- Comment on I'm sure a good lot of you, like me, had been anticipating/dreading that moment when we say, oh fuck this is it, for real. Like the BIG oh fuck. My question is, how ready are you? 2 days ago:
Shit post with cows. They’re furry, and cute, and empathetic. Just go up to one and say MOOOOOOO and he’ll look at you like “I’m sorry, I think something got lost in translation…”
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- Comment on many have been saying this 2 days ago:
American here. Please don’t visit.
I say that out of love and care for you, not hate. It’s bad here. We’re a dumpster fire.
- Comment on Literally 1984 3 days ago:
I’m Mr Bulldop!
- Comment on Stop bogarting that good stuff 3 days ago:
Give it time
- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 3 days ago:
Look man…if you’re going to feed and attract theblocal wildlife ecosystem to your house, the least you can do is set up a series of webcams all over your property.
If Disney is going to stop making new material, and only make live action remakes, then you may as well record live action animals, and do voiceovers!
Disney never made a movie about the outcasts of the animal neighborhood! You can make a movie about possums, and raccoons fueding for territory, and in the end they find some respect for each other as advasaries.
C’mon. Do it! I’d watch that.
- Comment on Stop bogarting that good stuff 3 days ago:
Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.
- Comment on Rabbit holes, girl; have you never heard of them? 4 days ago:
Because maybe we wanna learn?
- Comment on A joyful reminder 4 days ago:
Not if an alarm clock goes off inside tbe casket, the casket opens, and he sits up.
- Comment on A joyful reminder 4 days ago:
What? Would you rather he be dead?
- Comment on "I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump 4 days ago:
“I want what’s coming to me”
“Oh yeah? And what’s coming to you?”
“The world, chico! And everything in it.” ~ Adolph Hitler, 1939.
- Comment on What do you think might happen if Luigi Mangione isnt found guilty? 4 days ago:
I would watch a sitcom about Luigi, and the series starts off with him being found not guilty. So they lock him in with a guy doing life. Their idea is to release him in 40 days. They think the life sentence guy will kill him. They assumed thats what would happen.
Instead he and his cell mate become lifelong friends, and the style of the show changes from gritty and dramatic, to being shot like an 80s NBC sitcom, with a studio audience.
Except it takes place in a comedy version of a jail. And it starts and ends every episode the same way. They wake up in their cell, and they go to sleep in their cell.
Cue the freezeframe, roll credits, as a studio audience gives forced applause that kind of drags, and you can tell some guy is waving his arms like “CLAP LOUDER!!!” and they’re all just thinking “how long do we have to clap???”
- Comment on that's just science 5 days ago:
I’m unclear on the concept of a second cousin. I’m also unclear on the how she would be a cousin on both sides.
Wait…was Einstein’s family tree shaped like a telephone pole?
- Comment on women 5 days ago:
No. They’re saying that 93% + 93% = 186%.
- Comment on women 5 days ago:
Reeeeeeeeally thought you were going to go in a serious direction as I started reading that.
Kinda like when Mallory Archer was talking about how she doesn’t get what her son sees in Lana.
“I mean really, what does he see in a black…ops field agent???”
Really felt like she was going in a whole different direction.