Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on I dont think my opinion matters 9 hours ago:
votes for you in the next election
- Comment on cant take it anymore 12 hours ago:
Hear that guys??? It’s time to get serious! No more joking around!
So a jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar…and things were pretty akward from across the room.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 13 hours ago:
Some of them. I’m not a fan of poison ivy, or geese.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 14 hours ago:
People are just as fake as AI
- Comment on A succulent meal 19 hours ago:
…why does this gif exist???
- Comment on pls? 1 day ago:
God dammit. Your post made me realize the obvious answer.
Gail. You e-mail Gail.
Welp. I suck at life.
- Comment on pls? 1 day ago:
No no no. That’s not how rhymes work.
You text Lex, and e-mail a female!
…yeah, let’s see YOU find a name that rhymes with “e-mail”. Not so easy, is it?
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 1 day ago:
C’mon now! Don’t do that. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be the person who thinks he’s making a funny joke, but is in fact wrong.
Everybody knows Jeffrey Dahmer targeted loners who had few if any connections, because it would be easier to prey on their lonelyness. He only killed 1 at a time, and if he waited until he had 8 bodies, the first few would have already began to rot! You gotta cook human flesh right away! Otherwise it spoils…
- Comment on noo not the cashier 1 day ago:
Did you poke breathing holes in the bag first? Because otherwise that’s murder!
- Comment on I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it? 2 days ago:
Unclear if you’re holding a midget hostage, or are a parent. In either case, the drugs are problematic. Although for entirely different reasons depending on the answer.
- Comment on So Deep 2 days ago:
I’ve always said something similar, but not about deep frying.
I’ve always said it’s sticking weird things up your butt.
You never see a bear out in the woods find a live mouse, and decide to stick it up it’s own ass. You just don’t see it. Exactly 0 bears have stuck a living mouse up their own butt.
I can’t say the same for humans.
- Comment on I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it? 2 days ago:
I have a better assistant for my home. It’s called me.
When I get home from work, I don’t rely on some app to open my door. I use my hands, and unlock the door with my keys.
When I want to know how much juice is left in the fridge, I walk my ass to the fridge and check myself.
When I want to set the house on fire to committ insurance fraud, I walk down to the gas station, fill my cannister myself, and come back home and pour it everywhere myself. No app needed!
People are SO dependant on technology these days! Jeez!
- Comment on I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it? 2 days ago:
Step one, put it in my hand.
Step two, take this $3.50 in all pennies. Those are valuable. They fon’t even make those pennies anymore, and thats 350 of them! All for you! Honestly, you’re making out on this deal.
Step three, …
as heard in the distance
…sucker!!!
- Comment on Two women, in their own driveway, had assault rifles pointed at them. ICE agents broke their car window with a rifle stock and dragged them out. 2 days ago:
You say this like ICE is worried if they murder people.
- Comment on Use the garden hose like a civilized human being 2 days ago:
The garden hose? Maaaan, it’s like 16 degrees outside! I want HOT water on my balls, because my balls are hot!
- Comment on What animals real think of us 2 days ago:
You never heard that 1940s classic musical, “Running in the rain”?
I’m running in the rain, just running in the rain! What a horrible feeling, suffering in pain!
- Comment on What is the best alternative to a "smart" cell phone today? 3 days ago:
ties a string to your string, and a can at the other end
Now we’re having a three way!
- Comment on They do what? 3 days ago:
Libraries are usually free.
- Comment on Retro StarCraft prizes 3 days ago:
You…need to stop making me feel old.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 3 days ago:
Who’s shade?
Depends which angle the sun hits it at.
- Comment on ALL HAIL SHRIMPGOD 4 days ago:
I’m 42. It’s taken to right now in this very moment to realize that I guess technically pills are eaten.
I never thought about that before.
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 1 week ago:
…is this like how the BIG MAC is actually an accurate representation of inflation? Is the NBA draft an accurate representation of decades?
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 1 week ago:
There’s way more DIY going on in the 2020s I feel.
Yeah, because nobody can afford to have quality craftsmanship these last 3 decades. So now people are like “FINE! I’LL DO IT MYSELF!”
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 1 week ago:
The 20s this century suck!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
So that middle management can justify their existence!
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
What if I have no arms or legs?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
No no no. First you do the walk like an egyptian dance. Then flash your hazzards. Then play peekaboo.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo
Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 week ago:
Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 1 week ago:
Uhhhhh, that just means you’re a terrible businessman, who ran a long standing major chain into the ground.