Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 13 hours ago:
Hey man…if I pay for a haircut, I EXPECT a quality haircut!
If the police mishandle a situation, and kill like 3 guys…who cares? Not MY money! Fuck em!
(Yes, this entire reply is posted with the HEAVIEST of sarcasm!)
- Comment on Why is land/sky so cleanly split between mammals/birds? 1 day ago:
He looks like he’s sick of my shit, and it’s not even 6am yet!
But I ask you, who does he think he’s giving those glaring eyes??? Who??? Who??? Who??? Who???
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 1 day ago:
Look man. You’re not getting it, ok?
You’re thinking in terms of “Marijuanna is illegal, and potatoes are legal, therefore I can do whatever I want, and the cops can’t stop me.”
Except here’s how things really work. Do you exist? Yeah? Well then the cops don’t give a FUUUUUCK about your rights, the law, or your life. You could die in their care. They don’t give a shit.
They smash peoples doors down, and shoot the homeowners. Later to find out they weren’t even on the right STREET!
It doesn’t matter that your acts are legal. Police are like what would happen if you mixed a bear, with a raccoon, with a chihuahua, with a fascist asshole.
So…you still want to draw their attention just to point out legality?
- Comment on Citing “market conditions,” Nintendo hikes prices of original Switch consoles 4 days ago:
The new one is one of the best selling consoles of all time.
I saw one in the wild before I ever saw any marketing material for it. Unless you count youtube videos, including the direct.
- Comment on GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship 4 days ago:
The grumps are also featured in the game now.
- Comment on GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship 4 days ago:
I am the gayest gay who ever was a gay.
I feel like this is going to be a trivia question.
“Who was the gayest gay who ever was a gay?”
“JohnVanDenver?”
“No, I’m sorry, the answer is JimVanDeventer.”
- Comment on GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship 4 days ago:
This is the rare case where at no point was a clear coherent statement ever made, and yet everybody knew exactly what your frustrated ranting mumbles meant.
- Comment on GOG Launches NSFW Game Giveaway "To Raise Awareness On Censorship In Gaming" 4 days ago:
I’m in the same boat as you. Except for house party. I will be playing house party.
- Comment on What's the easiest way to get hookups without seeing escorts? 1 week ago:
Yeah, but I have the singing talent of Yoko Ono
- Comment on What's the easiest way to get hookups without seeing escorts? 1 week ago:
I have to put my penis inside God and go through him to stick my penis inside women???
Dude.
You overestimate the size of my penis. It is NOT 4 feet long!
- Comment on Aliens 1 week ago:
No no. If anyone would understand how the pyrimids were built, it would be CEOs. They’re quite firmiliar with slave labor.
- Comment on Could one legally get a hold of those bank bill dye security dye packs, dye your own legally obtained cash with it, and spend it places? Just to make people suspect you're secretly a bank robber. 1 week ago:
overly complicated suicide
Does Lemmy have a community for band names?
- Comment on Could one legally get a hold of those bank bill dye security dye packs, dye your own legally obtained cash with it, and spend it places? Just to make people suspect you're secretly a bank robber. 1 week ago:
They don’t even need to make sure you’re at the right address. I’ve read stories where cops get a warrent for 123 sidestreet and instead breach the door of 456 main st, and still end up killing some random person.
What did they do wrong? They happened to be home, and not hear the 2 second knock warrent.
Door breached, person dead, not even the right house/street.
And you’re asking they confirm the crime happened? Buddy!
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 1 week ago:
I am putting them in my mouth and literally rubbing it over everything in there
Without context, I could understand how aliens might think toothbrushes are a sex toy.
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 1 week ago:
Ingredients: 1 toothbrush
- Comment on Phonecall campaign to tell MasterCard & Visa to stop censoring adult content 1 week ago:
Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. This IS how you stop it.
- Comment on Tastes bubbly 1 week ago:
You ever think about the fact that you know what the color brown looks like? No, no really. You THINK you know what brown look like. You could identitify what brown looks like, and you’d be right. We would both agree thats what brown is.
But what if we switched bodies? What if you saw the world through my eyes? Through my perspective? What if brown was actually purple? What if grass looked red? And nobody was concerned. Everybody agreed grass was still green. Thats just how I see green. I see it how you see red. Taking bright purple poops every morning. And I don’t have a medical problem. Thats just how I see brown.
And maybe John sees blue grass. With green poops.
And maybe Martha sees orange grass with yellow poops.
And we’ve all collectively agreed we all know what green grass looks like. While individually experiencing it differently.
The only certainty we’ve established is that grass is always the same color, and we all agree it’s “green”.
Ya ever think about that? Ya ever think that your individual world view may be completely isolated to yourself?
Because I too have never eaten shampoo. But I too feel like I know exactly what it tastes like.
- Comment on See their point 2 weeks ago:
By that logic, I listen to “third eye blind, semicharmed life”.
Just that one song though.
- Comment on Anon is rude at work 2 weeks ago:
Just know, the reason we don’t share, is because one of two things.
Either A) We’re boring as hell, and don’t want to have the same conversation every day.
“What did you do last night?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“I sat in a chair and didn’t move for literally 9 hours. Around the 5 hour mark I had to go to the bathroom. But I still didn’t move. Eventually the feeling passed.”
“Ugh. Fine. You don’t have to tell me…”
Except that’s literally true.
OR…B) Wild BDSM orgys with women tied to each other with shared ballgags so they’re always kissing. As we ask them trivia questions, and if they get it wrong, they get whipped. Then we all take turns and fuck each others wives. The wives are wearing hoods. So we don’t even know who we’re fucking, and they don’t know who’s fucking them. Sometimes one of them gets pregnant, and 5 years later you realize that her son kind of looks like you. She and her husband are raising it as their own, but you know. So they have to know too, right? I mean, c’mon. It’s obvious. So now you wonder if you should talk with them about it or just move. Eventually that kid is going to be old enough to figure out he looks more like his neighbor than his dad. Hmmmmm…
“Hey, what’d you do last night?”
“NOTHING!”
- Comment on Anon is rude at work 2 weeks ago:
Hey, so what’s your views on religion, politics, and class dividions???
eats popcorn and glares as you answer
- Comment on Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA 2 weeks ago:
In 2008, someone did the math. Just from 2 years of Wii sales, just the hardware, not the games, Nintendo could stay afloat for 163 years based on the ecconomy at the time.
So, lets adjust for inflation that we know it is today, and call it 110 years.
I don’t think it’s been 110 years since 2006. I could be wrong though. Covid screwed up everybodies internal clock.
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 2 weeks ago:
Tweenty tweenty four hours agooooo…I wanna be sedated!
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 2 weeks ago:
No no. What’s wrong is his position.
You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.
Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.
Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in.
And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???
Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!
- Comment on Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files? 2 weeks ago:
C’mon now. Old elderly white men who could die any minute is what this country has exclusively elected since 2016.
If anything he has a better chance than AOC at being president, simply for having white hair, wrinkles, and a penis.
- Comment on I may have a chance to see GWAR later this year; what should I know before going? 2 weeks ago:
Well, a big part of the show is getting people in the front all wet and sticky. Making a real mess!!!
This is done by hitting watermellons with giant mallots, and spraying everyone with the chaos!
…wait. I’m thinking of Gallagher. They should tour together.
- Comment on I'm setting up a Windows 11 laptop for my uncle. Is there a sneaky way to make it block right-wing bullshit websites? 2 weeks ago:
“MY LAPTOP DOESN’T WORK!!!”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“I CAN’T GO TO ALEX JONES CONSPIRACY EMPORIUM!”
“Oh. That’s because I blocked it.”
“WHAT??? UNBLOCK IT!!!”
“No.” closes bedroom door
- Comment on oh no 2 weeks ago:
…yeah, because THATS what this post is about!
- Comment on Fan hacks Animal Crossing to make it compatible with GameCube Keyboard Controller and much more 2 weeks ago:
YouTuber Hunter Irving set out to make the Japan-only ASCII Keyboard Controller for the GameCube compatible with Animal Crossing.
Literally the second sentence of the article.
- Comment on Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files? 2 weeks ago:
Someone like AOC is the only shot at a president that would actually release it.
You act like Bernie doesn’t exist. I’m 100% confident that he’s not assosiated with that hot mess in any way.
- Comment on Solar powered personal umbrella with battery? 2 weeks ago:
Like I feel like that would be an obvious thing,
I would have NEVER thought of this…
How are there no personal versions for wandering around on a sunny day with portable shade that gets you a charged battery pack?
Oh my god! THATS what umbrella man was doing! Whew! Solved a huge conspiracy there!
…wait, but that STILL proves he was a time traveler! Dammit!