Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on I mean just look at them... 6 hours ago:
Ehhhhh, I dunno. This whole thing seems fishy to me…
- Comment on dookie donnie 6 hours ago:
Have you seen “Cheeto Chester Molester”?
- Comment on That Damn Smile 6 hours ago:
Well, no…you did. It’s BECAUSE she’s female that means you called her a bitch.
In case you still don’t get what I’m saying, a female dog, is by definition, a bitch.
- Comment on That Damn Smile 7 hours ago:
…did you just call her a bitch?
- Comment on That Damn Smile 7 hours ago:
I like this. Thr George Costanza defense.
“Ya know? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If I’d have known that this sort of thing was frowned upon, well…certainly nobody told me.”
- Comment on That Damn Smile 7 hours ago:
Why is your tuna canned, instead of swimming in the sea?
- Comment on That Damn Smile 7 hours ago:
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
- Comment on the doctor found my problem 1 day ago:
Not sure why you’re stating obvious facts. Of coarse he knows pee is stored in the balls. The grass is green, and the sky is a horrific shade of smoke in Canada, and also along the northern US border. These are things we know.
But why bring them up like that?
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 1 day ago:
I mean…you could rent a car, and drive to canada.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 1 day ago:
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
- Comment on Boys will be boys 1 day ago:
And maybe some pot? Remember when we were kids, and smoking in the ally, and saying how weed will never be legal in our lifetimes? Welp. It’s legal. In our lifetimes.
Hey, wanna play this disc of MP3s I burned onto a CD? It’s got Oasis, and Sublime in there somewhere.
- Comment on Boys will be boys 1 day ago:
Not seeing the issue here. Sounds pretty wholesome to me actually! A bunch of boys hanging out. Unknowing to the horrors that adulthood brings. Soon high school will end. Soon college will start. Some of your friends will drift away. Some you won’t even notice until you realize one day it’s been a while since you hung out with that one guy. The one you’re not best friends with, but sometimes he’d be around. Except he hasn’t been around for months, and you’re just now noticing. Other friends you notice right away are gone. They get accepted into a college on the other side of the country. You claim you’ll keep in touch, but lets be real. You’re both going to be super busy with college. You’ll drift away from one of your best friends over the next few years. It’s neither of your faults really. That’s just how life is. You spent your whole life with this guy since you were 5 years old, and now as you transition into adulthood you become strangers. Then one day you wake up, and realize you haven’t seen any of those friends in 20 years. All you do is work six days a week, and run errands on the 7th so you have enough supplies to handle the upcoming week. Now even the burnt out face in the mirror looks like a stranger.
But at least they’ll have the wholesome memories of being in a costco as teens and eating chicken together. Before it all fell apart.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
I need this to be narrated by David Attenborough
- Comment on Did you know? 1 day ago:
I like the idea that corn dogs came first. Then some picky eater was like “I don’t want the corn, just the dog.” And so some county fair food worker had to peel the hot corn batter off the corn dog.
And there happened to be a pervert watching, who said “Oh, look at that! A corn dog without the corn! Showing it’s skin like it’s naked!!! Oh, that is a hot dog if I’ve ever seen one! Which I haven’t, because this is the first time someone’s ever stripped a corndog…”
And so it was! A naked corn dog was now known as a hot dog.
- Comment on My bad babe 1 day ago:
Next time…you gotta say “PEW PEW PEW!!!” and then start laughing.
- Comment on And Miss The Opportunity To Tap That Ass? 2 days ago:
Allow me to introduce to you…George Lucas.
- Comment on The hypocrisy of YouTube. Better not curse on a video but this is a perfectly fine ad 3 days ago:
I call bs. There is porn on lemmy, but it’s not in YOUR feed, unless you subscribe to that source.
If you’re scrolling “all”, I get it. But also that’s not your feed. Thats a feed of everything on lemmy.
- Comment on mkultra 3 days ago:
I mean…Robin Williams might be an amazing person, and all should love him, but his character in Mrs Doubtfire was kind of an ass.
Right now those of you nodding in agreement have seen this movie as an adult and realize his character being banned from seeing his kids was the right call. Danial Hillard is clearly a psychopath. There is absolutely a case to be made for attempted murder.
Even Pierce Brosnan had to deal with his antics and said "Ya know what? I’d just going to go and be James Bond instead…
So, you have a psychopath, who enjoys attention, claims to love children, but that love is a bit problematic.
…yeah, I could see trump doing this to try to get a 3rd term. He runs for president as a woman. Except trump is so bad at this that it just looks exactly like trump in a dress.
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 3 days ago:
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. It’s perpetually 1998 in my mind.
Hey, crazy stuff going on with the president, huh? They’re even talking about voting for IMPEACHMENT!!!
Boy, you know you have a political mudslide when they’re talking about impeachment! Nixon almost faced that, but he resigned. Which means the last impeachment was in 1797! Crazy right???
…hey, what’s going on in 2026?
…
eyes slowly widen as jaw drops
- Comment on Fappucino 4 days ago:
I remember just before the pandemic just about every non-trade job in my area was hiring at minimum wage. I’d hear store owners say they’re short staffed because nobody wants to work.
I said “How much do you start employees at?” And they’d say $7.10 per hour."
I said “At those wages, I imagine they don’t want to work an adult job when Mcdonalds down the street hires for $8.00 an hour.”
These small business owners never wanted to admit the problem. In those days, if he’d have said $12 an hour, I’d likely have applied.
- Comment on CMV 4 days ago:
Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
- Comment on the Pope uses his teeth to eat food 5 days ago:
This reminds me of the time my niece was 2 years old, and in a resteraunt she started standing on the booth seat, instead of sitting.
So my brother in law (her dad) asked her to sit. And she didn’t want to sit. So my BIL said “Look at everybody. Mommy’s sitting. Daddy’s sitting. Uncle is sitting. Nana is sitting. Everybody is sitting, and we’d like you to sit too! Can’t eat food like that if you’re standing!”
And then she sat down.
That was 10 years ago, and it stood out because if that were me at age 2, my dad would have just yelled and me, picked me up, and dropped me hard on my ass until I stopped getting up.
It was one of those “so THIS is what good parenting looks like…” moments.
- Comment on It's their rear end clearance 5 days ago:
A butt?
- Comment on It's a service I provide 5 days ago:
There’s going to be a moment of confusion as some guy grins and unzips his pants.
- Comment on But boy could he play it 6 days ago:
I’m 42, and I felt like I was too old for power rangers after Season 1.
You would have been close to 18 by the time the show debuted. I think I was 12 when it debuted, and outgrew it almost immediately.
Maybe that’s why they felt lame to you. It was a kids show, and you were old enough to be in the Gulf war at the time it was happening.
- Comment on Worth a try 🤷🏻 6 days ago:
I’m not sure I’d notice. I’m usually groggy, just waking up, eyes half asleep. Hope you like living in the cavities in my teeth lady…
- Comment on Back in my day 6 days ago:
Most I’ll pay is 9 cents per gallon.
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 6 days ago:
That was the old strategy. We’re up to 7 guns now.
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 6 days ago:
/s?
- Comment on Back in my day 6 days ago:
Given her position of power, I’m sure Cleopatra would be into pegging today.