Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US) 1 hour ago:
Or they might be Mick Foley.
Hey OP? Does you “chav” need to have all his teeth? Because I wouldn’t call Mick Foley a redneck, but he IS missing teeth from falling off of Hell in a Cell. Which is a cage that’s about 20 feet tall.
Imagine just waking up one day and saying to yourself “I’m going to go to work today, and I’m going to throw myself off a ledge onto a concrete floor. With the only thing to break my fall being a wooden table and a nearby steel guardrail. If I throw myself too far, I’ll most certainly be hurt or dead. And I won’t tell ANYBODY that I’m going to do this. So no safety measures will be set in place beforehand. In fact, I’m going to force my coworker, who has a broken foot, to ALSO climb a chainlink fence cage, with nothing in the cage made easier to climb…again, because nobody knew ahead of time that was the plan.”
Ever wake up, and just think that’s what you want to do at work? Or that’s what you want your boyfriend to do?
I guess what I’m trying to say is…go watch hell in a cell. It’s insane. Even moreso when you consider that the only people who knew the plan long ahead of time, were Mick, and Terry Funk (who was not supposed to be part of the match at all).
The Undertaker only knew the plan that day. He was NOT happy he had to climb that thing…and he didn’t know he’d have to climb it a second time until it was happening. I mean seriously. Who was going to expect a 300lbs man to crash to the floor, and then think he’d INSIST on standing up, pushing medical staff away who were legitimately telling him “no, stay down! You’re going to the hospital!”, pushes them away and runs back to climb the cage again?
And thats when he almost died…
Guys! What I’m trying to say is go watch hell in a cell. It’s like watching 9/11 without the tragedy or terrorism.
- Comment on How does one use an electric toothbrush? 4 hours ago:
No no no no. You’re doing it all wrong!
Ok, so first you tie up your girlfriend in the position you want. Preferably a position which pulls the big toe upwards and restricts it’s ability to move downward.
Then you cover the whole foot in baby oil.
And THEN you use the electric toothbrush, the grooming glove, and the soft bristle hair brush on her feet while ignoring her pleas for you to stop. (Unless of coarse she safewords. Because consent is sexy).
Why would you use it on your teeth??? Kind of seems like a waste of a perfectly good tickle tool to be honest…
- Comment on I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US) 5 hours ago:
I feel like if @themeatbridge and @frenchfryenjoyer started dating, it would have to be a poly relationship. You’d need a 3rd person with a username that refers to some kind of drink.
Then you could have the aqua teen hunger force!!!
- Comment on It's Wednesday, my dudes 6 hours ago:
Ugh. I thought today was Thursday.
So let me get this straight. When a post makes me feel YOUNGER, it’s by 1 day. But when a post makes me feel OLDER, it’s like “Hey guys. Just letting you know if you were born on the same day SpongeBob premeired, you’d be 26 today!” And then I’m like “I was almost an adult already when that debuted!”.
- Comment on After parting ways with EA, WRC (Dirt Rally) gets new home and six-year deal to "reboot" rally series 1 day ago:
Is this the same Rally series as Top Gear Rally on N64? I loved that game.
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 1 day ago:
That do anything for ya…megadeath???
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 1 day ago:
…gross. I guess the youtube is the least of the shitty options. Still shitty though.
- Comment on Tasty 1 day ago:
I mean…maybe pass your ex’s my number? Kind of seems like you’re missing out here…
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 2 days ago:
Ew…you’re using facebook as the source??? That’s the same as what he’s holding in his hand!
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 2 days ago:
guy becomes a serial killer, and sells human meat
“That guy’s a legend!!!”
“Daddy, is it bad if I sing songs about the murderous man?”
“Honey, it would be bad if you DIDN’T sing songs about the murderous man!”
- Comment on Tasty 2 days ago:
Here, I’ll help with that. Let me lick your eyeballs.
Stop…stop it…stop struggling!!! Hold still!!! I’m JUST trying to pin you down and lick your eyeballs!!! NOTHING WEIRD!!!
Stop squirming!!!
Ok, that’s it. I’m getting the bondage bag. Handcuffs, and chains, and anal hooks, and toe spreaders. Yess, it’s all needed. It’s a complete set.
NOTHING WEIRD!!!
- Comment on DOOM: The Dark Ages Has Reportedly Sold Less Than 1 Million Copies 2 days ago:
…you make good points, but I can’t shake the feeling that you remind me of a velociraptor in disguise.
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 2 days ago:
That’s…oddly specific. Are you a time traveler trying to normalize your lifestyle in the future (our present) from a time period where it was normal for a very short period of time in a very specific region?
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 2 days ago:
I mean…does your local butcher shop serve human meat?
- Comment on Yes 2 days ago:
I read this while I was power walking to the bus stop. I read it as:
When I was four I loved pegging.
I had SO MANY questions. None of which I wanted answered.
- Comment on Yes 3 days ago:
Maybe it’s Maybeline!
- Comment on Yes 3 days ago:
You shut your pretty little whore mouth! I loved Pitfall!
…but also I was 4, and as we all know, kids are stupid.
- Comment on Yes 3 days ago:
Well you’re a huge nerd!
- Comment on Where does technology come from in Star Wars? 3 days ago:
I honestly can’t tell if you’re making an unfunny joke, or if you just don’t know what “people” are.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
ITT: Proof that ignorance IS bliss.
I had never heard of KF before, and I’m jealous of me 5 minutes ago.
- Comment on Easy decision 3 days ago:
DING DING!!!
…it’s actually a bell.
- Comment on Easy decision 4 days ago:
No no no…the train is on its way to pickup and transport nuclear war heads.
If you derail the train, we can’t blow up tens of thoussnds of innocent people in Nagasaki!
- Comment on Easy decision 4 days ago:
A horn? On a trolley??? Would it not have a whistle?
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 4 days ago:
Is that you, Farris Bueller?
- Comment on Classic 5 days ago:
Only if sounding is their kink.
- Comment on Classic 5 days ago:
“This man touched my penis!”
- Comment on I'm gay and I dunno what it means 5 days ago:
My take on this is that Jaz k is gaslighting all of us.
- Comment on What's the process of black market weed consumption? 5 days ago:
This is just proof that legalization ACTUALLY keeps the stuff OUT of teenagers hands.
When I was a teen, it was illegal. Everywhere.
Which meant that literally EVERYONE at school had it. I seriously did not pay for weed from 8th grade until about age 22, just because SOMEONE always wanted to party with the fat funny kid. Imagine getting to smoke weed with Chris Farley. Would you charge him? Or would you just invite him?
It wasn’t until I was living with my girlfriend, and we wanted to smoke together that I realized “oh shit…I guess I actually have to go buy it.”
And it was still illegal, which meant everyone had it. I just went to work, and asked literally the first person I worked with who they buy weed from. Turns out she grew/sold it.
It was illegal, and therefore unregulated, and therefore it existed freely.
Now, in most states it’s legal, and thus regulated, and thus the black market can’t exist.
The idea of teenagers NOT having free access to weed is absolutely foreign to me, but it’s the world we live in today. Whereas I grew up in the war on drugs. Which used the D.A.R.E program to educate kids on how cool drugs are, where to get them, and then passed out free samples. Which went missing. Years later I heard conspiracy theories that the D.A.R.E programs ACTUAL goal was to get kids hooked on illegal drugs, so they could arrest them as young adults.
And honestly? I don’t have much in the way of an arguement to dispute that. I’m not saying it’s true. I’m just saying I have no arguement against it.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Because your wife needs to hear it? Or because she’d get a kick from hearing it?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
What happens if 100% of humans are inside the circle, and there is no other?