Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on KeePassXC on Android caches its database 17 hours ago:
By not doing that.
- Comment on Fuck you Whatsapp 20 hours ago:
Welp, here’s the thing. Real estate agents typically like getting paid. So I figure if you tell them “Hey, I don’t have whatsapp. Let’s email or text instead.”, they would do it, because a sale is a sale. They aren’t agreeing to give anything up. And it’s a very temporary situation from their perspective.
Also, I find it wild that meta (facebook), which owns whatsapp, controls the platform that an entire country relies on for any communication within an industry that dictates where you live. That is crazy. That feels like a lot of corruption must have had to happen for that to have happened.
- Comment on KeePassXC on Android caches its database 21 hours ago:
I read it. You used a password manager instead of just using your memory to remember your password. They cached the database, and it didn’t update the database fast enough for you.
Seems to me you could have avoided the whole thing by just typing it in yourself.
- Comment on KeePassXC on Android caches its database 22 hours ago:
Actually, it didn’t take me 25 minutes to read this.
Also password management is easy. Just use “Password124567890” for everything. It’s genuis because the 3 is missing. Therefore, if someone did guess your password correctly, no they didn’t. They’d move on to less simple passwords, simply because you left off the 3.
It’s TOO stupid to be real, and the brilliant twist makes it even better.
- Comment on Just being honest 22 hours ago:
I thought the plot twist was going to be that your wife is the one, but that sex made her “the one”.
- Comment on We doing moths again? 22 hours ago:
Buddy, if it’s not funny, I think you aren’t getting high enough in your rotation.
- Comment on We doing moths again? 22 hours ago:
Hashtag team corn.
- Comment on IRJ 1 day ago:
No, like one of his Islamic girls.
- Comment on IRJ 1 day ago:
I’m unclear if thats some in-joke, or a linux command…I like to think of it as a jumbled bit of nonsensical jibberish, which is exactly what happened when trump was attempting to think.
- Comment on How come not all people are organ donors? It's not like they will need them where ever they go. 1 day ago:
I mean…some organs you do not want. Like my colon. You do NOT want my colon.
Logic says my liver SHOULD be dead by now, but somehow I’ve had no issues. Sooooooo, maybe give it to an alcoholic? Apperently booze has no impact on my liver. How it survived my 20s, I’ll never know.
And my brain??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, sorry. I was just imagining what it would be like if a silverback gorilla decided it wanted to tickle you. Because what are you gonna do? Get tickled by a gorilla, that’s what! Oh, also, my brain is weird. Probably don’t want anyone being given that.
- Comment on He was no friend to the middle class 1 day ago:
Lie? The government? Heaven forbid!
- Comment on WITNESS ME 2 days ago:
This needs the ATHF Dr Weird intro.
You get that music, followed by
“Gentlemen…BEHOLD!!!”
And you see the shadow.
And then Steve saying “Uhhhh…I’m calling HR.”
And then Dr Weird “Awww, whatsa matter Steve??? Can’t compete with all THIS??? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
As Steve slips out the door.
- Comment on I agree with don 2 days ago:
I thought the comments were going to be how weird this bathroom’s layout is. They’re just looking at each other pee…
- Comment on Wow that's crazy 4 days ago:
I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
- Comment on Is this a scam or am I being paranoid? And if so, what kind of scam is this? 4 days ago:
If Family Fued had the question “Name 10 ways to get a smack in tbe back of the head from your mom”, I think “giving her the finger” might actually be the top answer.
All your family would hear it, and say “Good answer, good answer!” And it’s absolutely on the board. Steve Harvey would then make an outragious claim that your mom is whoopin your ass after that.
It’s like…Jeez, Steve! Calm down! It’s 1 slap! If your mom is realing for the cane, I think you might have just been raised in a toxic home. Which for him is absolutely true.
- Comment on Back in my day we could all fit in grocery stores 4 days ago:
That too.
- Comment on Is this a scam or am I being paranoid? And if so, what kind of scam is this? 5 days ago:
Ok, don’t do a thumbs up. But also don’t do a thumbs down either. Do one kind of halfway between up and down, where it’s kind of pointing to the side.
We innitially wanted something where your fingers make the shape of a T, but as it turns out, it is really really hard to move your fingers into the shape of a T. Try it. It’s akward, and painful, and it kinda sorta can be done…but also we hate it, so we decided on the thumb to the side thing. Easy to do, easy to read once you see it. That was the important part.
- Comment on Is this a scam or am I being paranoid? And if so, what kind of scam is this? 5 days ago:
Oh, ok.
I remember when I was 17, my mom would hand me the phone whenever telemarketers would call.
I’d waste their time as a hobby. Sometimes I’d say my mom was on vacation in Jamaca, eating lots of blue flavored snow cones. Other times I’d say she was in the shower.
Either way, I’d start a counter to see how long they’d stay on the phone with me. My record was 2 hours 26 minutes. And my mom actually ended it. She came up and asked who I was talking to. I held up the hand signal for telemarketer.
She was in one of her pissy moods, so she grabbed the phone out of my hand, and screamed into the phone “THIS IS HIS MOM! WE DON’T WANT ANY!!!” and hung up.
To this day, I still believe I could have hit the 5 hour mark if she had just let me.
My reasoning was if they’re talking to me, they AREN’T talking to someone who could be scammed.
- Comment on Is it really possible that the Maggats will keep Mitch McConell on life support until the midterms? Or will they just let him die and try a sympathy vote? 5 days ago:
I mean…I get it.
I’ve had jobs before where I just DON’T do my job.
What? You say their job is important??? Oh, they’re literally running the country???
Oh.
Yeah, they should do their job.
goes back to ignoring the front desk
I think I’ll get a nap in…
- Comment on Is it really possible that the Maggats will keep Mitch McConell on life support until the midterms? Or will they just let him die and try a sympathy vote? 5 days ago:
Shhhhhhh…hold on…do you hear that?
…
listening
…hear it? It’s silence from all the hypocritical right wingers who see nothing wrong with this.
- Comment on Is this a scam or am I being paranoid? And if so, what kind of scam is this? 5 days ago:
As long as you understand that you absolutely are taking the risk of fraud being assosiated with your own personal bank account.
Like don’t post in 2 days “GUYS!!! I WAS HACKED!!! THEY STOLE EVERYTHING!!!”
- Comment on Let it sink in. 5 days ago:
Imagine what masturbation with that bad boy must be like!!! Hoooooooooo baby!
- Comment on Computers don't make errors. 6 days ago:
…how is this a shitpost? It’s not even a meme. It’s a word for word recreation of the actual scene, as it played out in the original show.
I don’t know where this belongs, butit’s not here. And I’m a fan of king of the hill.
- Comment on 'We Need to Change Course' — Bethesda Boss Tells Staff the Company Must Focus on 'Our Strongest Franchises' as Xbox Layoffs Hit Hard 6 days ago:
Is Skyrim really the last one???
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Oh god…are we about to enter the era of 5000 different phone distros, that when it comes down to it are really all the same???
ZorinOS and Mint are basically the same thing. And really so are all the other debian distros.
There’s like 3 types of linux. Everything else is just an offshoot of an offshoot. Personally I think it’s severely damaged linux’s popularity. And slowed it’s advancements.
I hope thats not how phones go.
- Comment on A site for making physical releases out of digital games 1 week ago:
Didn’t they go out of business? I mean…they will NOW! Make a PS6 physical disc all you want, but if Sony never releases a PS6 with a disc drive, what good is it?
- Comment on A tragedy in one part 1 week ago:
Asian women look like they’re always in their 20s…until their 64th birthday. Then their faces melt, and they look forever 90. Happens overnight actually.
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 1 week ago:
Is that why the elephants trunk was sticky?
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 1 week ago:
But which came first? The elephant? Or the egg?
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