Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Some of you are too young to know what this is 1 week ago:
Probably the same young kids that REFUSE to buy oscillating doormats, or refill the blinker fluid on rentals.
GenZ, I tells ya…
- Comment on Does anybody know? 2 weeks ago:
I’m so confused. Why would a microphone need you to be 6’1? How does that even relate?
- Comment on tits 2 weeks ago:
No no. I can totally believe this happened. I’ve sent women similiar messages when I was younger.
See, it doesn’t matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.
What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn’t bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That’s what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you’re doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.
Oh, and also be tall. That’s the most important thing.
- Comment on Mermaid 2 weeks ago:
No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.
I guess it depends if it’s alive or dead.
- Comment on Is it possible to not know who a famous person is? 2 weeks ago:
I know Ariana Grande and The Weekend are singers.
But if you printed out 9 pictures of a vaguely hispanic woman singer, and 1 picture of her, I would have a 1 in 10 chance I point her out.
Same thing with The Weekend.
And I’m sure you could name 20 names, 10 of them famous people, 10 are random names from the phone book. I would have zero confidence in knowing rather than guessing, who the famous people are.
- Comment on New message 2 weeks ago:
…are you still killing kids?
- Comment on Even if we found a feasible way through physics to travel through time, wouldn't it still be impossible due to the evolution of bacteria and our immune systems? 2 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t it be better to make the time travel a space ship which takes off, goes to space, time travels, finds the planet, and then travels to it, and lands?
- Comment on Work 2 weeks ago:
I’m just going to sit in the center, and barf everywhere, making a huge mess.
- Comment on Future 2 weeks ago:
…ok, either you somehow have the ability to alter google results before I search for them, or this is some Bearenstein Bears Bullshit!
I SWEAR it was in 2012…wait, was Kony 2012 not in 2012? I remember them both happening in the same summer.
- Comment on Future 2 weeks ago:
1980: “I bet there will be flying cars in the future!”
2026: “Oh…nonononononono. That would be far too dangerous. Not after 9/11.”
80: “9/11?”
26: “Yeah, they flew a bunch of planes into buildings, and blew up the pentagon, and the world trade center buildings, and an empty field in PA.”
80: “Why would they blow up an empty field?”
26: “Because those men and women inside that plane are HEROS!”
80: “I don’t understand…”
2020: “Hey guys!”
26: “Oh god! 1980, put this mask on. 2020 is here.”
80: “I don’t understand whats going on…”
2012: "I just shot a gorilla, and altered the future!
20 and 26: “FUCK OFF 2012!!!”
- Comment on She is so mad she is going to rat you out to jesus 2 weeks ago:
I’m 42. People were stupid all the way back in the 80s.
And based on the fact that people believe in religion, I would go so far as to say people have always been idiots.
- Comment on She is so mad she is going to rat you out to jesus 2 weeks ago:
how do you think your parents happened
Based on my childhood, I assume some satanic conjuring spell was involved.
- Comment on She is so mad she is going to rat you out to jesus 2 weeks ago:
Are you sure it’s funny? I can’t tell. It’s censored.
- Comment on Why buy a new handle when you can use a spoon 2 weeks ago:
The Tick approves.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t see pistachios, don’t know what The Odysee is. No clue what aesop is.
And in general I don’t like anything high energy, which most dogs are.
My sisters dog is very high energy, very twitchy. But when I come over, she ignores everybody else, and wants to spend time with either me, or my elderly mom. My mom puts her on the seat on her walker, so she can’t run around the house.
I let her sit next to me, but I tell her “no licks”. And then I put my hand on her belly, and hold her close. I can feel her heart rate slowly drop. It goes from 500 beats a second, to a more normal pace, and she calms down. If all dogs were like maisey, I would like dogs. But most dogs will speed around 24/7.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 2 weeks ago:
No idea. I just know my sister gave me a CD she thought I would like because I had bought an Adam Sandler CD.
I did not like it.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 2 weeks ago:
I remember hearing them in 1998. It was all gutteral electronic noises. Sounded like my 56K modem getting post orgasm sensitivity torture.
- Comment on Psyop potency chart 2 weeks ago:
Not sure what this is. What does it say about me if the only thing I like on the whole chart are cats.
And thats assuming we’re txlking about actudl cats. Not the movie or the musical. Those suck.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Zorin user here. As far as Linux goes, Zorin is good. Mint is also good.
- Comment on How do I drink more water? 2 weeks ago:
Step 1) Drink a glass of water.
Step 2) Repeat.
Step 3) Repeat.
Add as many repeat steps as desired.
- Comment on Innovation 2 weeks ago:
Jessica?
- Comment on Innovation 2 weeks ago:
ITT: Every commentor forgets where they are.
- Comment on Innovation 2 weeks ago:
I legitimately used to know a woman who would benefit from wearing this.
- Comment on NSFW post 2 weeks ago:
I will never understand why Earth is Earth.
You got a bunch of assholes trying to force people into poverty by being forced to raise kids they don’t want, and can’t afford.
Which brings parents who have to raise kids they don’t love. Which creates generations of people who are incapable of love. These people then have kids, but don’t love their children, on account of them being incapable of loving.
And so now you have a planet, that is full of unloved assholes in all directions. So now instead of society, and progress, and health, we’re all instead reduced to a dollar amount.
Pay a little money, get a little happyness. Pay a lot of money, get a lot of happyness. But then you reach a point where more money does not equal more happyness. So the void needs to be filled by oppressing others.
And now the stage is set for the wealthy to try to feel better about themselves by putting others down.
Now regurgitate that same practice for hundreds if not thousands of years.
Knowledge, love, care, health. These are all concepts that SHOULD be the pillars of any society. Instead, we’re all slaves to the all mighty dollar.
This is Earth.
Earth is stupid.
- Comment on New JFK theory dropped! 2 weeks ago:
This is how I tried to extract my brother’s loose tooth as a kid.
Turns out I’m an only child now!
Whoopsie!
- Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Have you ever seen a Gallagher show? No? Don’t bother. It’s often racist bullshit, but for some reason he then hits a watermellon with a hammer to splash the audience.
No, I’m not leaving out context. Racist joke, hits watermellon, big laughs. He was popular in the 80s with the boomers. It was as stupid as it sounds, but it does give you a good idea how big the splash zone would be.
- Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics 3 weeks ago:
In 2017 there was a game called Splatoon. Without getting too into the weeds, just know it’s a first person shooter made for all ages. Two teams of 4 splat each other with ink, and try to win the game.
They also had things call splatfests. You pick a team for the weekend, and every win you get helps your team in the long weekend war known as a Splatfest.
Well they had “Team Ketchup (is better than Mayo)” and “Team Mayo (is better than Ketchup)”
I picked team Ketchup. Unfortunately for north America, Team Mayo won. Team Ketchup won the popular vote by a landslide (I think it was like 70% if I remember right), but the solo battles, and team battles were close, but awarded to Mayo.
Still, I stand by Team Ketchup.
- Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics 3 weeks ago:
I’ve lost my penis in the war. I’m like an exact replica prostetic please! That’s right, 12 inches, thick as a beer can. I said exact replica after all!
Oh, and since it’s prostetic anyways, maybe we can build it with vibration, and led gamer lights? Oooh! Ooh!!! And make it shoot off fireworks! And make a laser light show that reacts to music!!!
What? I said exact replica! My penis could do all this already!
- Comment on For people who distrust police / the legal system: If you ran a small bussiness and need to hire people, and someone has a conviction but they claim innocence, do you hire them? 3 weeks ago:
Jurys are just people who aren’t firmiliar with the court system. I’m not firmiliar with the court system, but one thing I do know is that it’s NOT legal for the prosecution to claim a defendant confessed to police interigation, unless he actually did confess. HOWEVER what they don’t tell you is that it IS legal to police to interigate you until you confess to anything. Some interigations, in one room, can go on for 70 hours. Imagine being in one room, being asked over and over if you did the crime. You know you didn’t, but you’ve been in this same interigation chamber for almost a week. No windows. No clocks. No toilet. No food. No water. Just waiting for a confession.
I know thats legal, but most other people don’t. So I give zero credibility to “he confessed”. The first question I’d ask is “how long was he held in custody?”
Because another thing they do, is they might interigate you for 8-12 hours. Then put you in a holding cell. Then interigate you again for 8-12 hours the next day. Then back to the holding cell. With no limits in place on how long you’re held.
Most people just hear “he confessed”, and thats it. Case closed. I’ve even heard of times that a crime happened in the 70s, guy was interigated, claimed innocence, then confessed, served decades in jail, and then DNA testing technologies improved. Then they find out the DNA wasn’t a match. He didn’t do it.
Another thing they do is say “You can confess and serve 2 years, OR we can stack the deck, and you’ll get a lifetime sentence.” And now people confess to things they didn’t do just to get the lighter sentence.
