Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 8 hours ago:
Prison isn’t designed for rehabilitation. It’s designed for legalized slavery.
- Comment on What's the solution to QR code phishing? 1 day ago:
I work 7 days a week with 4 different jobs. I don’t have time to go out, much less have friends. But I have walked out of places and stopped in a gym signup process because they required a cell phone to use their service.
- Comment on What's the solution to QR code phishing? 1 day ago:
“Hi, I’d like a menu”
“Oh, our resteraunt only has QR codes.”
“Ok, bye bye.”
- Comment on What's the solution to QR code phishing? 1 day ago:
I just don’t scan QR codes.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 1 day ago:
I don’t know about now, but back in the 90s the magical out was that you punched them in the face.
Back then the concept of a school shooting didn’t exist, and parents didn’t threaten to sue the school every 5 minutes.
So teachers would just let the fights go.
“Oh, Billy tried bullying Bobby, and now Bobby punched Billy in the face? Eh…call me when they break bones and spill blood. I’m going to go make popcorn.”
These days? I’m sure both kids would get expelled.
- Comment on Ubisoft EULA demanding consumers destroy delisted games adds fuel to Stop Killing Games movement 2 days ago:
Shredder never even has defined plans. Now granted, I was a kid in the 80s. If the new series is different, I don’t know. I didn’t even see the micheal bay movies. I saw the original cartoon, the first 3 movies, and the “coming out of our shell” tour.
Shredder always just kind of showed up, and maybe robbed a jewelry store. Or kidnapped April and that skinny news reporter guy.
There never seemed to be a plan. It was always just vague “do crime and evil shit…”
Then they introduced the mafia, who for some reason just liked tickling everybodies feet.
- Comment on If I found voter irregularities in my home district do I have to hire a lawyer to prove it.? Or just let it go and the Florida Orange win? 2 days ago:
I believe that to be correct.
Your assesment, not the result.
- Comment on rule 3 days ago:
Why do I never understand memes?
Why is Kanye West operating a lie detector test with tubes of science juice?
- Comment on Does people doing things that upset others also upset you? 3 days ago:
Oh.
Well then I fully agree to ban peanuts on planes. I didn’t know that.
- Comment on Two steam VR game keys up for grabs 3 days ago:
Me: OH BOY!
Also me: Wait, my PC is from 2014 and wasn’t a gaming PC then. Plus it doesn’t have VR…
Well dang it.
- Comment on Does people doing things that upset others also upset you? 3 days ago:
Wait, I’m confused about the peanuts thing.
How would people who are allergic to peanuts have a reaction, just because someone next to them is eating peanuts?
I thought to have a reaction, YOU have to eat the peanut?
- Comment on Founder of Arkane Studios: "I think Gamepass is an unsustainable model that has been increasingly damaging the industry for a decade"; impacts sales 3 days ago:
It’s been 7 hours…I think this guy passed out.
- Comment on Those posts for little home gadgets that show up on social media, kinda like "as seen on tv" stuff but since it's tiktok/insta and other such sites, what would those be called? 3 days ago:
Junk. The term hasn’t changed.
- Comment on That's his name 3 days ago:
I don’t understand a single thing about this. What is that thing? Why does he have a chefs hat? Why is there a tiny bowl of lettice? Why the name Dennis?
All of this is totally random to me…
- Comment on How do I access lemmynsfw? 4 days ago:
Pornhub went downhill a few years ago after they nuked the whole site, and required every video be verified.
Killed all the home made stuff.
- Comment on It's still captivating 4 days ago:
Ian Malcolm? I thought you were fictional!
- Comment on It's still captivating 4 days ago:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
- Comment on It's still captivating 4 days ago:
I mean…yes? Physics are involved for sure.
- Comment on It's still captivating 4 days ago:
Automatic upvote for Jurassic Park.
- Comment on Seinfeld 5 days ago:
He’s not wrong. The one on the right kinda looks like Seinfeld. It’s one of those things where once you see it, you don’t unsee it.
- Comment on How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free? 5 days ago:
This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!
hearty chuckle
- Comment on Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title? 5 days ago:
Amy Jo Johnson can do WHATEVER she wants! Every boys childhood crush!
- Comment on Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title? 5 days ago:
I’m 41. Which means I was a kid when the original came out.
In all my years of knowing of the power rangers, I’ve never once thought of it as (white power)(ranger).
I did however go from thinking Rita Repulsa was grotesque as a kid, to thinking “Damn, she’s kinda hott!” as an adult. Plus she has that stick that makes her monster grow.
…I think every guy would find that usrful.
- Comment on Microsoft has never been good at running game studios, which is a problem when it owns them all 5 days ago:
Microsoft owns taco bell?
- Comment on Thumbs up to people dying. 5 days ago:
Ya know…it’s not often you root for the public shooter.
- Comment on How does one become a clown? 5 days ago:
Let me get this straight. You ask a question about how to become a clown, but want to avoid jokes and being laughed at?
…you SURE you want to be a clown?
- Comment on Why there are a lot of people migrating from Windows to Linux these days? 5 days ago:
For most people 11 isn’t an option without buying a new computer.
- Comment on Xbox Producer Recommends Laid Off Workers Should Use AI To 'Help Reduce The Emotional And Cognitive Load That Comes With Job Loss' 5 days ago:
In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!
- Comment on 32, f. Are there any dating sites that are actually free and don't suddenly force me to pay to actually use the site? 6 days ago:
It’s called flirting, and I’m quite good at it! Who could resist the Cleveland perogis? Again, not a sex euphanism. We have a strong polish population, and thus perogis are popular here.
- Comment on 32, f. Are there any dating sites that are actually free and don't suddenly force me to pay to actually use the site? 6 days ago:
Orrrrrr, alternative option…how about we go watch fireworks tomorrow? It’ll be a date. We’ll grab some food, and then go see the new Jurassic Park movie, and then go see the fireworks!
Uhhhhh, just be in Cleveland tomorrow at 5pm. Just, anywhere in Cleveland. I’ll find you by roaming the city and yelling “YOU SINGLE??? HEY!!! YOU SINGLE???” at every woman I see on the street. I’m sure I’ll find you EVENTUALLY!
Just don’t stop in East Cleveland. That is a seperate city, and we in Cleveland don’t recognize them as anything more than an active war zone. You WILL die if you stop there.
Soooooo, what are you thinking? Drinks? Yay or nay? Aw who am I kidding??? OBVIOUSLY we’re going to drink!!! This city is BUILT on alcoholics!!!
…wha? Where are you going??? Come back!!! I haven’t even shown you our massive free stamp!!! Thats not a penis euphanism! We really do have a massive free stamp here!