Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Saw this posted in the Wheel of Fortune group and still trying to figure it out 1 hour ago:
Well hey there, pretty lady! Fancy meeting you here…
- Comment on Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy. 1 hour ago:
Scales on a pale.
- Comment on Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy. 1 hour ago:
Wow. Really worked for that one.
- Comment on Wasn't as stealthy as one thought 19 hours ago:
Mama said, mama said!
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 20 hours ago:
We also would have accepted “Racist in the tulips”.
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 20 hours ago:
Ew. Please don’t make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don’t watch the news. There’s nothing but shit on it.
- Comment on It's always about dat math 1 day ago:
Pro tip. Go to the laundromat. They have 75gallon machines. You can do a whole months worth of laundry in 1 go for a whole family. 30 minutes wash, 30-60 minutes dry. 1 afternoon, clothes for a month.
Or do drop off service, which costs 10x more, but you don’t have to do anything. Some even pickup/deliver
- Comment on It's always about dat math 1 day ago:
I’m a millenial. I kind of use those services. Not really.
2 years ago I moved into my apartment. I would come home, and see a bag of food delivery in the lobby.
So I would go up to my apartment, think nothing of it.
Then I’d take out my trash at 6am, and see it still sitting there. One day I checked the tag. Delivered 8pm the day day before.
It kept happening. Different apartments, delivery anywhere between 3pm and 10pm. I’d come home from work at 1am, and it still would be there.
Eventually I just started checking the tag, and if it’s been more than 2 hours, fuck it. Free dinner for me!
I still don’t get why these delivery drivers won’t deliver to the apartment door, always leaving food in the lobby. I also don’t get why the customers who paid for their food don’t come get it.
Either way, roughly once every 2 weeks, I have free dinner.
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 1 day ago:
threatens you with a tickle fight
- Comment on Only a few years left 1 day ago:
I had cancer at 40.
Had.
- Comment on Only a few years left 1 day ago:
They made me do it 2 years ago. I’m 42.
- Comment on Always the cat! 2 days ago:
- Comment on PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on 2 days ago:
“I was going to leave 3 stars. Product was meh. But I dropped it to 1 stars because I had to turn off my adblock just to leave this review.
Do not buy this product. They know it’s bad. That’s why they want less reviews from people who won’t turn off adblock.”
Response from our management: “We’re sorry you’re having issues. Please accept this coupon for 10% off your next purchase!”
This is how I expect their bot to respond.
- Comment on Can I make a Bluetooth button to skip YouTube ads on the computer? 2 days ago:
OP: Can I get a button?
Everyone in this thread: Use adblock
This guy: GIVE GOOGLE MONEY!!!
- Comment on Can I make a Bluetooth button to skip YouTube ads on the computer? 2 days ago:
Been using uBlock for like 10 years.
Very occasionally, like once every 2 years, youtube acts funky. I don’t even update. I just deal with it, and a day or two later it goes back to normal.
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 3 days ago:
42 year old here.
…is it weird that I know what rizz is, but I’m only assuming I know what demsoc is based on context?
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 3 days ago:
Canada is building a wall and making trump pay for it, after so many Americans became illegal foreigners, trying to escape nazi amerikkka.
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 3 days ago:
Trump gave a blowjob to Mamdani.
…and we live in such a bizzare timeline that you innitially don’t know if I’m joking.
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 3 days ago:
8ball says ask again later
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 3 days ago:
Don’t forget reddit
- Comment on It's been downhill from that day 5 days ago:
I was 17 on that day, working my 2nd day at my first ever job. I was supposed to work my 2nd day the day before, but this McDonalds was in a mall. And they closed the mall that day.
It was soooooooo erie that day. I’ve never seen anything like it before or since, and it lasted about a week.
People were just zombies. They didn’t know how to exist. I had a register. I existed by making my own job more important than it really was. In my mind, I was there to serve a purpose of helping people by serving them something firmiliar. Anytime things got intense, I could look down at my register. Burgers and fries. Burgers and fries. Get their drink. Get them an apple pie. Job job job. No need to think. Just need to work.
But everyone else in my line didn’t have that. They were alone. Surrounded by others. All dealing with this together. Individually. Alone.
One woman, in the middle of the line, 5 registers, she’s in the 3rd line, about 4 people back, so literally in the dead center of the line with people on all sides. She’s standing in silence. Then without warning falls to her knees, laying on the ground. Openly weeping. Others assisted her in standing back up. Which formed into a group hug. She was the one who fell, but I think everyone needed that group hug.
I just started giving out apple pies. For free. My manager questioned me, and I said “look at these people. We all need a little something today. If you want to charge me for the pies so be it.”
She didn’t. Next day she had a box of 100 pins. The pins were those lapel pins that you can wear on your dress shirt. They were of the American flag. We gave them out. They only lasted like 15 minutes.
But Sept 12th is a day I remember almost as much as the 11th. Because of how quiet and erie everything was. How everyone had 1000% empathy. Everyone held doors for everyone else. Nobody said a word. It would have been nice if it weren’t for the massive tragedy that caused it.
- Comment on Women of today should learn her technique 5 days ago:
Plot twist. She doesn’t reduce the number of guys flashing her. She now attracts guys who get off on being hit in the nuts.
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 6 days ago:
William the third of Orange
Ugh! So close! If only it had been “Donald the third of Orange”. Then it would be one of those things that you see on TV shows, where they tell a story of a really long time ago (in this case the 1680s), and they just use their normal characters to play the roles of historical figures.
I’m just imagining a Simpsonized version of trump, in 1689 royal garbs, being known as “Donald the third of Orange”.
sigh
The jokes write themselves when our president is a joke.
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 6 days ago:
altho iirc clinton was a presiden as well? so if trump gave clinton head, then clinton was a gay president before trump… unless its not gay to receive head?
Omg…that hadn’t even dawned on me. How the hell did that go right by me??? WHOOOOOSH!!!
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 6 days ago:
Alright. I’ll take that. Lincoln isn’t the hero history makes him out to be, but he’s also far from the villain that trump is. I’d say he was a mostly decent person, even if some of his choices were less moral conviction, and more of the path of least resistance. Which is insane, when you consider that the nation was SO divided at the time, that the CIVIL WAR was the path of LEAST resistance.
So for me, Lincoln middle of the road. As opposed to trump, who morally isn’t middle of the road. He’s more drove off a cliff into a ditch, car is on fire, people are dying, and now he’s lying about the cause of the crash.
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 6 days ago:
Holy shit. I never thought about that.
Is trump the first non-straight president??? THIS is the guy that will represent LGBQT?
Holy fuck I do not understand life…
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 6 days ago:
I wish my grandmother were still alive. She’d be the type to go down there and play along with me.
“Hi, I’d like to trade in my 103 year old grandmother for $5.”
And then we both poker face our way through a gamestop employees reactions.
- Comment on Heh, got eeeeeeeem 6 days ago:
Ok, I won’t. Partially because I have no clue who James Carville is, and partially because James Carville sounds like a guys name.
- Comment on Ahh, my good friend water pressure. 6 days ago:
Oops! I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong!
- Comment on Roblox to block children from talking to adult strangers after string of lawsuits 1 week ago:
Option 2…shut down roblox. It doesn’t NEED to exist.