Lost_My_Mind
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- Comment on But of course we don't want to poison our child. 20 hours ago:
Friendly reminder. THIS is the type of bullshit the boomers grew up with, and see nothing wrong with.
But a 16 year old at Walgreens working register needing to call for a manager to sell cigerettes because she legally can’t? Well that teenager is clearly what’s wrong with society!
- Comment on Well, I guess that settles it 1 day ago:
No no no no…it’s about what kind of food your mom cooked when you were a kid.
Which makes me…uhhhhhh…clown? I don’t know. She bought a lot of McDonalds.
- Comment on Lemmy on Mastadon 1 day ago:
Posts get boosted when someone compliments it on their shirt. Posts really enjoy it when you compliment it’s shirt. Even if it’s just a regular ol’ flannel shirt. The posts don’t really get compliments much, and so it really BOOSTS them!!!
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…what? I thought you liked dad jokes!
- Comment on Steam News - Your 2024 Steam Replay is here 1 day ago:
“Steam 2024: You played the same one game on an unsupported OS, on an no longer supported client…but just that one game for like 800 hours. We’re worried about you. Are you ok?”
Is probably what mine would say…
- Comment on "You can't have our trash because we don't have a way to charge you for it" 2 days ago:
Meanwhile in America, in 1996 McDonalds had a regional burger that was quarter pounder meat. Meaning each patty is 1/4th a pound of meat before cooking. They put 8 of these patties and 7 middle buns, and 10 slices of cheese. They called it the “Big Mac Daddy”. My mom called it “The Big Mac McHeart Attack”
Just to be clear, even in 1996, the Big Mac, while it was bigger than it is today, it was NEVER quarter pounder meat by default. It was always the same meat the standard cheeseburger would have, with 2 patties, and 1 middle bun. This thing was huge. The local news measured it. It was 7 inches tall. I was 13 at the time, but kinda dumb. I said “Imagine putting 7 inches of meat inside you…” and my sister, who’s 11 years older than me, would not stop laughing. I didn’t know why…now I know why, and I’m cringing all these years later. It’s just as bad as when I was 7, and wouldn’t eat my brocoli. When my mom asked why, I said I didn’t like the texture burning on my tongue. She said “Brocoli isn’t spicy.” And I said “No, not spicy. It’s more like a carpet burn on your tongue”. And my mom was confused. I said “It’s like when slide really really fast over the carpet, and your belly burns because you did it too fast…well licking brocoli is like licking carpet. You get carpet burn”
And my sister would not stop laughing. Again, I didn’t know why then, but now I’m cringing so hard. I’m sure my mom nor my sister would remember those things, but I remember it was maybe a week before thanksgiving 1993, and I also remember it was Saturday morning, because X-Men was playing on tv in the background, but it was on commercial. So this must have been between 11:00-11:30 on a Saturday in November.
Back on topic, my mom refused to let me buy the Big Mac Daddy. She said “YOU’RE NOT EATING THAT MUCH FAST FOOD AT ONCE! IT’S NOT HEALTHY!!!” And, while she wasn’t wrong per se, she WAS still taking us to McDonalds…and when is that EVER healthy? So, she was right, but also…was she really the one to stand on that point?
- Comment on This seat reservation doesn't reserve any seats 2 days ago:
- Comment on They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that! 2 days ago:
Too many guns, too many people willing to shoot those guns, not enough politicians prioritizing mental health
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 2 days ago:
Xenu? Warrior Princess?
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- Comment on Why do people say things like "I didn't do nothing"? 3 days ago:
Is he related to the angry video game nerd?
- Comment on Why do people say things like "I didn't do nothing"? 3 days ago:
Pshhhh!!! You need to learn your proper 90s ebonics. The proper way “Maaaaan! I aint done nothin!”
This was actually taught properly in at least one state funded college in 1999. I remember vividly laughing at how stupid our future looked.
Now, 25 years later, can confirm. The future is dumb.
- Comment on It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit (12 Celsius), raining moderately hard, the rain is cold, and there's a guy blowing around wet leaves with a leaf blower. What the hell is the obsession with leaf blowers? 3 days ago:
Huh…apperently I have natural leaf blower bubble going on.
See, the trick is, other people try to push me around, and try to tske their anger out on me, and I look them dead in their eyes, with my cold dead inside eyes, and I say…
“You could die tomorrow and I wouldn’t even notice that you left”.
See, the trick to life is to not cause hassle for others, but otherwise not give a shit about anyone or anything. To truely become at peace with the idea that none of this matters. Your life, others lives, the elections, the results of things, none of it matters. People don’t matter. Media doesn’t matter. Life doesn’t matter. And once people realize that you are an unfeeling, uncaring, enempathetic to anything miserable piece of shit who wouldn’t feel a thing if an atomic bomb went off, they generally tend to leave you alone. Because you don’t want to piss off the guy who doesn’t feel anything, with nothing left to lose, and nothing to gain. I am the Milton of my universe, and one wrong move could cause me to burn this tinderbox to the ground. Then walk away without remorse.
- Comment on How do you voice chat without bothering roommates? 4 days ago:
Video call…sign language!
- Comment on Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭 5 days ago:
I’ve read the manifesto. I have the same thoughts as you. I wonder with all these people calling him radical if maybe there’s a fake manifesto out there. Something created JUST to make him sound crazy? That would explain the wildly different views of him being radical.
Remember, one month ago, the shooting hadn’t happened yet. Nobody knew Luigis name or face. So if you go from not knowing he exists, to seeing him murder a guy, and then get told he has plans for domination, and kill all the people…it would be logical to understand why someone would call that perspective radicalized.
That’s not what he is, or what he wrote, but if you read a fake manifesto, believed it to be real, that would explain people saying that.
Otherwise, I’m confused where “radicalized” comes from.
- Comment on As a nurse, Can someone explain to me how a person OD'ing on Fentaynol can get not one but two Narcan shots and still not come to? How much Fent do you need to use to get a tol that strong? 6 days ago:
HEY!!! GET OFF LEMMY AND GET HIM A 3RD SHOT!!!
- Comment on Grrr why is it censored 6 days ago:
This suit wasn’t cheap. You outta know. You bought it!
- Comment on There's a new Sonic Racing game in development 1 week ago:
I have not. I did not know that was a thing.
- Comment on There's a new Sonic Racing game in development 1 week ago:
I know nothing of this game, but Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails better not be in kart racers.
Sonic and Knuckles can run fast enough, and Tails can fly.
Dr Robotnic better be flying that egg shaped flying thing from the Genesis games.
Otherwise, what are we even doing here???
- Comment on Just kill one guy 1 week ago:
More specifically, the sandwich that he stopped to grab, in public, after having just survived MULTIPLE failed assasination attempts in a parade!
Honestly, let’s take away the politics. Let’s take away the original reasons for the assasination attempts. Let’s take away the nationality, and culture.
The fact that you sat in an open top car during a parade, witnessed MULTIPLE assasination attempts fail as you drove through the public, SURVIVED UNHARMED, and your first thought was “I’m gonna get a sandwich”? Yeah, Franz deserved what he got.
- Comment on Since removed comments can still be read in the modlogs, isn't removing comments useless? 1 week ago:
I sometimes paruse the modlog. Mostly just to keep the mods honest. Few months ago, I saw one mod had banned a guy from like 20 communities all at once, and in the reasoning, he said something like “banned the lib”. Me questioning that very publically forced him to explain himself, because now EVERYBODY was wanting to know the answers to my questions.
Without the modlog, I’d never have known a guy was banned 20 times, and I’d have never questioned it. I still wish the system here were better than just a modlog. I want the ability to vote out moderators. I want the ability for moderators to explain their case.
Because right now, we’re essentially reddit, but fragmented. But I DO occasionally look through the mod log.
- Comment on Why is Trump orange? 1 week ago:
And then it ruins the country again.
- Comment on Why is Trump orange? 1 week ago:
Well he does make as much intellectual sense as The Ultimate Warrior!
- Comment on this town has been well known for a long time 1 week ago:
Jim Cornette is a pro-wrestling personality who’s known for his fast loud mouth on-air.
He’s also known as being hard to get along with by most people.
So in the 1980s, when he was first becoming nationally well known, he would have bickering arguements with his coworkers. He made a list of people he didn’t like.
Then in the 1990s, he worked with a guy named Vince Russo, who he still to this day HAAAAAATES. He’s quoted as saying “Spite is a hell of a motivator, and it’s the reason I’m going to live one day longer than Vince Russo. Just so I can piss on his grave.”
So after dealing with Vince Russo, the WWF hired someone he worked with years earlier, and found he wasn’t as mad at him as he once was.
He was quoted as saying “You used to be much higher on my shitlist, but you’ve moved down a few spots simply by not doing anything differently!”
I’ve always taken that last quote to be an interesting take on perspective. How things can be exactly the same, but your perspective may shift with experience.
With all that said, I see this picture, of something that is being called “Pizza”, and I realize that pineapple on pizza isn’t the abomination to the form of pizza that I once percieved it as.
- Comment on GTA 6 will have a 'significant online mode' to generate revenue for years into the future 1 week ago:
That’s not a headline. That’s like the science community releasing a headline that Earth has been confirmed to be an oxygen rich environment.
- Comment on Can the public expect to get to see Luigi Mangione's 3 page manifesto in its entirety in a reasonable timeframe? 1 week ago:
Short answer: No.
Slightly longer answer: Nope.
- Comment on Is there anything Lemmy has more/better content for than Reddit and other mainstream sites? 1 week ago:
Did you say “Baked cakes”?
- Comment on Is there anything Lemmy has more/better content for than Reddit and other mainstream sites? 1 week ago:
inserts joke about the office
- Comment on Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why? 1 week ago:
Chris pratt DID quit his job and become a plumber! Didn’t you see the documentary “Super Mario Bros”?
- Comment on Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why? 1 week ago:
Well maybe he gave her a small loan of 1 million dollars.
…wait, no. I’m confusing my rich assholes who were in the news for politics this past october.
- Comment on Do you consider Taylor Swift to be of the working class and why? 1 week ago:
The fuck??? She makes something like 500 million dollars PER CONCERT, and has a tour of like 8 months straight. She doesn’t roadie her own equipment. She doesn’t drive the bus. I assume she’s not even there for sound check hours before the event. She’s given a microphone, told “go sing for 3 hours” and then she’s back onto a tour bus that’s more lavish than most peoples homes. Meanwhile, 30-100 guys do backbreaking labor of assembling, and disassembling the sets, driving through the night in trucks, getting to the next cities venue at like 6am, unloading the truck, and assembling the set in the next city. All while she’s probably in her $2500 a night hotel room sleeping on a fluffy bed.
What part of that sounds working class?