Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on What are some actual good *sour* sour candy? 13 hours ago:
So wait…are you saying you’re a female who likes toes? Or you’re someone who’s fixated on female toes?
Because I’m a guy. My toes are hairy. Well, the tops anyways.
- Comment on What are some actual good *sour* sour candy? 14 hours ago:
Why is your name “Toes” with an emoji of jesus on the cross?
- Comment on What are some actual good *sour* sour candy? 14 hours ago:
1 warhead = 10 lemons.
- Comment on Hulu quizzing about the ads played 16 hours ago:
I’d cancel any service that did this to me.
- Comment on If trump never won the electoral college in 2016, would he have been able to have another chance at becoming president (aka: 2020, 2024 elections)? 1 day ago:
Well, and now trump.
- Comment on If a child went into a coma and woke up as an adult what would happen ? 1 day ago:
Now you’re making me wonder what this, plus having dementia would be like. Everyday you have no idea who you are, where you are, or who these people are that are ignoring you. Also, you can’t move, or speak, and you don’t know why.
- Comment on If a child went into a coma and woke up as an adult what would happen ? 2 days ago:
There was a kid who lived to 7 years old as a normal kid. Then he got hit by a car.
He was then in a coma, but his coma was different. His eyes were open. He couldn’t move, he couldn’t speak. He was just a living corpse essentially.
He was just kept like that. For 30 some years until he was in his early 40s. Then, without explaination, he came out of it.
His mom was watching jeapardy, and she randomly hears him answer the tv “Who is Bill Gates?” which caused her to scream and run out of the room. Which caused him to scream, because he didn’t know what was happening.
Eventually his mom came back in the room, and they were both surprised he was out of his coma.
Except here’s the thing, his coma really was different. He was awake the whole 30+ years. He was aware of every single thing around him. One of the first things he said after all the calamity died down was “I miss ralph.”
And ralph was a dog the family got when he was 15, already in his coma, and died a few years earlier. He never once got to pet this dog, who would curl up with him everyday. Ralph would stick his face into his armpit and russle his arm over him. And then just lay there all night.
His mom was surprised that he even knew ralph.
And the reason this story stuck with me, was he told his mom “there was a day, that sticks out in my mind. It will haunt me to the day I day. I’ve had nightmares countless times about this moment. It was a few years after my accident, and you came into the living room, saw me, and said why won’t you just die already? You’re making everyones life miserable!” Then she walked out of the room.
When he told her that, she began crying, and appologizing. She didn’t remember saying that, but he never stopped thinking about it for 30+ years.
She obviously still loved her son. She cared for him the whole time. But it’s juat that little moment of weakness you say the worst thing.
Anyways, back to jeapordy. When he answered the answer about bill gates, he didn’t think anything different was happening. Everynight they watched jeapordy, and every night he’d answer…except it was in his own head. This time he said it out loud.
- Comment on Why does it seem like every TV series I've ever watched gets cancelled/rushed/incomplete ending, while movies (even those in a film series/trilogy) rarely face the same problem? 2 days ago:
Because STOP WATCHING TV!!!
You’re clearly cursing all the good shows, and all we’re left with is crap like “the bachlor”, and “who wants to shoot a billionaire?”
- Comment on If a child went into a coma and woke up as an adult what would happen ? 2 days ago:
Oh hi, you’re finally awake. Here’s a life crushing medical bill. Enjoy poverty motherfucker.
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 2 days ago:
Hate is a very powerful word. If you hate people you’ve never even met, that may be more of a you problem that you should talk with a therapist about. My mom is stubborn, bipolar, and refuses to accept help. But she’s never done a single thing to you for you to hate her. That’s all on you…
- Comment on May not be the right place but here it goes. One of my brothers passes or get extremely tired if he sees porn. Even a sex scene in a movie he has to go lay down. Is there something wrong with him? 2 days ago:
Maybe he just doesn’t want to watch porn with his brother?
- Comment on Darn it 3 days ago:
Pssshhhhh, bezos money is all digital.
- Comment on This new job will be different 3 days ago:
Soda Otters Pretzels?
- Comment on Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds 3 days ago:
My mom is 75. She knows nothing about how cell phones work. She thinks to charge your phone you need to turn the phone off first.
She doesn’t understand that airplane mode turns off your voice and data radios.
She holds the phone like a star trek communicator, NOT on speaker, and then complains she can barely hear you.
I think the boomers brains are just mush.
- Comment on How do I realistically get out of the US? 3 days ago:
What? Can’t you just ask your mom who her grandparents were?
Although as I type this I realize I have no idea if your parents are still alive, or on speaking terms.
- Comment on If a criminal says a cop planted drugs or whatever on them why don't they ask for a finger print test? And vice versa a cop could also request it to clear up everything? 3 days ago:
Because fuck you, the whole system is rigged.
- Comment on Favorite retro games? 4 days ago:
…can’t help but notice you didn’t mention everyones favorite turnip throwing mario game!
- Comment on Favorite retro games? 4 days ago:
I played it back in the 90s when it came out. What surprised me almost immediately was the ren fair scene. I forget exactly how they worded it, but the guards had kept track of everything I did at the fair. Which was mind blowing to me in a time when all games npcs would literally unload when off screen, and reload when onscreen. Completely forgetting anything you’d previously said/done.
Then THIS game remembers what I did 30 minutes ago.
Was that still startling in 2020, or did you not even realize how mind blowing that was since you’re in 2020 and not 1996?
- Comment on Favorite retro games? 4 days ago:
Huh…Despite being true, I’ve never heard anyone refer to LoZ:LttP as “Zelda 3”.
- Comment on Favorite retro games? 4 days ago:
Oh, just these series of games. You probably never heard of them…called The Super Mario Bros!!!
- Comment on Is there a name for the smell or sensation experienced right before dawn? 5 days ago:
Uhhhhh, it’s called “It’s god damn 6am! Why the fuck are you outside when beds exist???” That’s the official name.
- Comment on All the Games Reportedly Set for Release on Nintendo Switch 2 - IGN 5 days ago:
And yet again Waluigi gets passed by again.
- Comment on All the Games Reportedly Set for Release on Nintendo Switch 2 - IGN 5 days ago:
If you don’t upgrade, why’s it matter if it’s backwards compatible? Its not like switch 2 games will work on switch.
- Comment on Now give me a treat 6 days ago:
Dog breed!
- Comment on Now give me a treat 6 days ago:
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
- Comment on Why does it seem like Americans have become so hateful and destructive in the past years? 1 week ago:
HATEFUL AND DESTRUCTIVE??? HATEFUL AND DESTRUCTIVE??? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!
sets your car on fire
HOW COULD YOU CALL ME HATEFUL AND DESTRUCTIVE???
- Comment on Help me out: which looks better for the Duck - the neck tie or the bow tie? 1 week ago:
Bowtie, but also, maybe add a vest and a cane?
- Comment on Sid Meier's Civilization VII is Steam Deck Verified with the Linux version ahead of release on February 11 1 week ago:
I keep hearing people say this, but I keep not seeing their source.
- Comment on Time travel and the economy 1 week ago:
…so, what’s different in this scenario?
- Comment on Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money? 1 week ago:
Doctors do. Then they want to charge you lots of money for having seen them.