deegeese

@deegeese@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Explain why they chose a black mother when they make up only 10% of the population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did our friends stop posting on social media?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When Facebook centered the algorithm over friend updates, I stopped posting updates for my friends.

  They decided eyeballs were worth more than connecting friends. Fair enough, I’ll just leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Seeks Additional Capital From Investors as Part of Its $40 Billion Round⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bunch of rich men bought a parlor trick.

  For them to make money, either the trick has to start paying off, or they need to convince more rich men to buy in at an even higher price, so they can say the investment has grown.

  This is like Dutch tulip dealers hyping up their next auction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Seeks Additional Capital From Investors as Part of Its $40 Billion Round⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they can’t make it a profitable business at this scale, means they’re asking for $40B to keep subsidizing the appearance of a successful company.

  Like if Uber asked for $40B to keep selling rides for less than they pay the driver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old Man Guide to Grooming⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The age of game mechanics is over’, claims Shadow of the Colossus director Ueda | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some arrogant bullshit. Guy hasn’t invented a new mechanic in 10 years so it must means every game has already been invented.

  Imagine a washed up author trying to argue there are no new stories to tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Laser) Printer go brrrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been in the color laser gang since 2006 when they started to go under $500

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The dorm fridges funny words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salty child⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the carbon? This is lye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't know that they have something in common...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At the risk of taking a shitpost seriously, how does Ryanair split up couples?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨puff puff pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a tostada

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dropped more food.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just going to ask if you had a 4 legged cleanup volunteer.

  Look on the bright side, you made your dog happy and didn’t need to clean up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to her anus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hermanus, South Africa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not great, not terrible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah just need some spicy rocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, a better mousetrap!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peanut butter is calorie dense but it’s got nothing on U235.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨United Way of Spokane County shutting down after century of giving⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a dumb question, but what does UW actually do besides act as a charity franchise/middleman?

  I thought the big strength was they basically invented paycheck deductions for charity, but then all the other charities got in on it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bricks and rubble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss the Henry Kissinger rest in piss version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RimWorld - Odyssey expansion and update 1.6 out now!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer to play rich farmers in power armor. The colony wealth keeps attracting raiders, who we slaughter for their loot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you seriously taking the risk of brussels sprouts with outdated firmware?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bethesda is allegedly working on ‘multiple Fallout games’, including Fallout 3 Remastered, teases report⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish you hadn’t deleted the post so I had to go find the new one.

  Next time just edit it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which ia better etiquette?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In order of preference: Knife > finger food > finger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To do battle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HONK! HONK! HONK!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Experts will tell you they drink Paul Masson Pinot Chardonnay because of its full varietal aroma, brilliant color and long pleasant finish. What they mean is…it tastes good. Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck Fahrenheit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kelvin decribes physics

  Fahrenheit describes typical human environments

  Celsius describes water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ring can use AI to 'learn the routines of your residence'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I absolutely do not want Amazon or any parts of the surveillance state learning anything about the privacy of my home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just lost internship at general electric⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know Edison loves to steal credit but lamps existed for thousands of years before Joseph Swan made a workable electric version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protection⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MIMO will solve lensing issues but not internal reflection or absorbance.

  So like OP says, it’s a signal strength issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a threat?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duo doesn’t mess around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could have deleted that. There are enough pics of wrinkly buttholes on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protection⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screws in masonry probably act as a poor Ufer ground. The current is minuscule.