deegeese

@deegeese@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Four Dead In Fire As Tesla Doors Fail To Open After Crash⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Elmo is too cheap to give his customers real door handles when it can be done in software.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How screwed would one be if their email provider shuts down?⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I’m migrating off Google to a custom domain. I have no fear Gmail is going away, but I fear if they ever block my account for some inscrutable reason there will be no way to appeal or get actual customer service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you install a jailbreak OS, or is that not allowed for “safety”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nighttime pollinator gang rise up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pardon me I couldn’t help but overhear.

  I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement.

  Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any moth has ever done to you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Native Americans, who's you favorite demographic outside of Native American⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  White people, whats your favorite race besides yourselves?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a 'ama' sub?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask Meany Thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you scale down a firearm to make an identical looking firearm that fires a different round?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Short answer no, not everything scales linearly.

  You’d have 1/8th the powder charge in a chamber with 1/8th the volume, encased by a barrel 1/2 as thick to contain the same pressure as the full size one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I buy it?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hand wash only, there are instructional videos on OnlyFans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re going to go on the COVID ride again and end up back where you started?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny but it's even less funny⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And women. And LGBT. And the poor. Who’s next?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is including one of these with every ballot really cheaper than a sticker?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s wrong with a little gamification to encourage civic responsibility?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is including one of these with every ballot really cheaper than a sticker?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I need another sticker for my coffee jar:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Temporary Carbon Storage :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes that’s exactly what I said 🤡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Video Game Flopped Harder Than Anything At The Box Office This Year, And The Mainstream Press Barely Noticed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Movies have flopped this hard before, it’s like when they made Catwoman and decided they’d rather shelve it and take the tax write off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now HERES a shitpost!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear Demonology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t tell if real or satire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Temporary Carbon Storage :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I checked the publication date and it was not April 1, so I assume they’re serious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Temporary Carbon Storage :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sabotage does not cause “avoided emissions”, those products are still going to be made in a different factory, PLUS additional CO2 emissions to repair sabotage.

  It’s like claiming you stopped clear cut logging by burning down the forest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But count is in the name⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Office birthday party.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Sank the Bayesian Superyacht in Italy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He chose the one-off tippy toppy model to flex on other billionaires instead of the 2 masted sister ships which were safer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Sank the Bayesian Superyacht in Italy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too much money sank the boat.

  If the dude wasn’t a billionaire, he couldn’t have commissioned a custom luxury yacht and would have to sail on a plebeian luxury yacht with the same proven design as ordinary millionaires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have you ever had to confront a female mob at the workplace?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause you sound like an unreliable narrator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have you ever had to confront a female mob at the workplace?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When the actions of multiple people on the other side of a story don’t make sense, we’re not getting the whole story.

  I’m guessing you cursed out a coworker and not the the first time. Most workplaces will excuse passing profanity more than they will excuse verbal abuse of a coworker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grr Windows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it’s more like “WTF are they going to break this time?”

  Seems mostly a vehicle for MS to try and force new products onto people who wouldn’t download them if they had a choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not halal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, so it’s one of those cases of the Quebecois trying to make life shitty for Anglophone culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I told her I didn’t think she should change her name. She told me she really wanted to.

  You should have the right to tell her no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a weird way to take away people’s freedoms.

  I didn’t even really want my wife to take my last name, but she insisted because she’s estranged from her parents.

  I can’t imagine a bureaucrat telling her she can’t change her name because they know better than she does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the same self serving BS excuse we heard from slave owners during the civil war, and from Afrikaners during apartheid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost self aware.

  I have to support the wrong side because my family is on the wrong side.