deegeese

@deegeese@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You want to give her what she wants for her Christmas present but you completely misunderstood her request⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Judith presents the head of Holofernes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moroccan boys rape rabid donkey, 15 sick, news mods think this is bullshit so I'm posting it here, it's from an actual news website⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Was debunked as a hoax:

  …ledesk.ma/…/zoophilie-sur-une-anesse-ni-rage-ni-…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like it’s overripe.

  You want tight purple tinged buds, not loose yellowing ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are the people behind a major world city's transportation infrastructure.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe one of the opening is to help with their stalled ERP software migration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feds released close up pic of the drones!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes weed eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But OP wants to cook it into eggs, and that needs butter anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes weed eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I said the goal, they replied with the technique.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Comment validation failed: Name cannot be null.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes weed eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Heating up is for decarboxylization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes weed eggs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoulda decarbed in butter first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glorious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  William Howard Taft was the real tub man leader.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the guy with the ‘null’ license plate:

  wired.com/…/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't thing my beef strogonoff updates aren't working.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried turning it strog an off again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Abstract Ever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Basically Betteridge’s law of headlines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose innovation.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re hung in the wrong orientation to prevent spray from the shower head from slipping through gaps and you need to tuck the ends inside the tub.

  In summary: reinstall them backwards a few inches closer to the wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Opinion | Conversations and insights about the moment.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “The rich guy who denied you health care is the real working class hero”

  What a load of horseshit the NYT is shoveling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll just wait for my doorbell to ring, thanks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only ever used Shop via the web on desktop and it never asked me to install an app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one heckin' huge fish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about crop milk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm thinking taffy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some kinds would be foamy, so like very thick cake batter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  < sigh >

  I guess I could make a turkey sandwich later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks but I made guacamole 2 days in a row, maybe give it to someone in greater need.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I live in the green part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mildly infuriating you didn’t say what’s being measured.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shape of the Heart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your Mom knows how to tell a joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shape of the Heart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of person? Lizard man with a 2-chambered heart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No need to boil the ocean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever heard of “whole milk”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is the mexican-american war considered "the last war of humanity"??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it said no stupid questions!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is the mexican-american war considered "the last war of humanity"??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not even sure what you’re asking. Where did you hear it called that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone ever come up with what a Palestinian State would look like without wiping Israel of the map? If so have both sides ever been presented the offer? If not why?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called “right of return” and transforms Israel from a Jewish apartheid state into a pluralistic democracy, so the settler lobby would never allow it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would Kamala Harris have won the 2024 election if Latinos didn't shift hard to the right?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think white men and white women bear more of the blame here purely by population size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You want to ban private sales? Are you for real or do you work for the MLS?