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- Comment on Starter Guide 12 hours ago:
- Comment on Automation 1 day ago:
I can confirm this. I’m not a wolf expert, or even seen that many wolves really, but I have a dog and I don’t think she’d wear a bonnet.
- Comment on Automation 1 day ago:
Reg, why’d you just stab yourself in the shoulder?
Ah cmon, ain’t ya ever seen a movie?
Well of course I’ve seen a movie, but what the hell are ya doing?
Every time the guy stabs himself in a movie, it’s right before he kicks the piss outta the guy he’s fightin’!
Well that don’t… when that happens, the guys gotta plan Reg, what the hell’s your plan?
I dunno, but I’m gonna find out!
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 1 week ago:
I don’t know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard
- Comment on Ok sir 2 weeks ago:
I somehow never knew what “fire” was until reading this comment. Huh.
- Comment on TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5 2 weeks ago:
Helldivers is at least cheaper than most other games. I’ve been playing the crap out of it both with friends and randoms and having a lot of fun. Hoping I don’t lose interest once I get all the strategems unlocked, but just got one of the warbonds after grinding for the medals so I should have something to do for a while
- Comment on Ya feel me? 3 weeks ago:
This guy lemmy’in while driving what a champ
- Comment on Anon pirates a game 3 weeks ago:
One time pirated some video editing software and after rebooting my Steam had janky early 2000s sidebar ads.
- Comment on Protesting is getting weird... 3 weeks ago:
They are signs indicating that the road work you assumedly have just driven through has ended.
- Comment on Protesting is getting weird... 3 weeks ago:
When I was a child, I genuinely thought that’s what these signs were supposed to mean. In my area they were kinda scattered around the place, oftentimes not even near a construction site, so I thought they were just random propaganda signs.
- Comment on This is probably right 3 weeks ago:
Took me a second too.
The words in the speech bubble are supposed to represent the average/ stupid movie viewers take away from a movie, while the top text (ie the text going “over the viewer’s head”) is the actual message that is being missed.
This meme is satirizing the format by switching the two locations, implying that the main message Mad Max is trying to get across is no deeper than, “living in Australia fucking sucks”
- Comment on Anon is a Tunisian gamer 3 weeks ago:
I’ve got you tagged as “nobody trying to sleep with him” for some reason and I can’t remember why. This is like the 3rd time I’ve seen your name though. Maybe a DnD thing? Lol
- Comment on Anon is suspicious 4 weeks ago:
Weird that you randomly got downvote bombed for asking a question. Lol.
- Comment on You can pry these high voltage lines from my sizzling dead fingers 4 weeks ago:
“Oh yeah? Well what’ll happen if I push this button and then turn all the knobs to max?”
“Everything will be fucked up.”
“Well I just did it. Now what?”
“Everything is fucked up.”
“Bet ya didn’t think of that 😎”
- Comment on Was just trying to do his job 4 weeks ago:
“Uh Mr Substitute can I use my headphones in class”
“Does your teacher normally let you use headphones?”
“Uh yeah”
“Then go ahead”
- Comment on Anon needs help proving something 4 weeks ago:
Is this why sometimes my computer says I don’t have permission to access my files?
- Comment on Anon needs help proving something 4 weeks ago:
It’s made up, from the classic Theseus’s Ship paradox.
- Comment on Anon helps with his gf's vaping addiction 5 weeks ago:
I’m not trying to be rude here, but the math is not my problem, I understand dimensional analysis.
After doing that calculation, is it likely that you are going to mistake the term “percent” and “mg”, or after doing something so specific with units are you more likely to use the right one?
I’m saying that if OP actually did any of this (you say their math is on point but they didn’t do any haha) they’d probably be using the correct term rather than the incorrect yet common “street” term
- Comment on Anon helps with his gf's vaping addiction 5 weeks ago:
I know you can, I do the same haha. What I’m saying is, they couldn’t have both accidentally read the 50mg as 50% while simultaneously claiming to have calculated exactly how much would be needed to dilute it to 49%, because diluting it to 49mg and 49% would be two different calculations and it’s unlikely they’d make that mistake after doing the calculations.
- Comment on Anon helps with his gf's vaping addiction 5 weeks ago:
But they claimed to have used dilution formulas to achieve these percentages. Pretty sure it’s BS.
- Comment on What a beautiful romantic comment by Rishi Sunak 5 weeks ago:
The reason they say this, is because using inspect element is going to give you a cleaner result 100% of the time with way less effort.
If you use an image editor, you have to worry about making sure all of the pixels line up properly, the right font is used, right font size is used, make sure that the margins are the same, if you make a small mistake you practically have to start all over…
Right click > inspect element > find the text block you want to toy with > type what you want > done. And it looks exactly the same as if it were part of the website, every time.
Different strokes, yes, but if I see someone cutting their food with a chainsaw I’ll at least make sure they know how a steak knife works.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
If I’m not wrong, NEET = Not in Employment, Education, or Training
Anon felt bad about being a leech off of society so he slicked his hair back and learned how to ride a skateboard, and is wondering why he still feels like a NEET.
- Comment on i hate this meme 1 month ago:
Did you ever have a friend who would, no matter how many times they’ve already said it or how little sense it makes, always take the opportunity to say, “that’s what she said”?
I think it’s kinda like that, the guy on the left is trying to have a normal conversation but the person on the right here’s something that triggers their infested brain and they just have to blurt out the totally hilarious joke. This completely kills the conversation, and the one trying to talk is looking at his buddy like, what the hell is wrong with you?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Multi-billion dollar AI companies when they have to log in to see a post: 😯
- Comment on Anon seeks enlightenment 1 month ago:
I don’t accept the IRS’s gift
- Comment on Anon seeks enlightenment 1 month ago:
I don’t think he asks that question in the original story. Drunk me was just giving him more dialogue.
- Comment on Anon seeks enlightenment 1 month ago:
I’ll posit a (very poorly and drunkenly abridged) story from the Buddha that I actually think of on a somewhat daily basis, in contrast of all the Buddha-bad comments:
A man approaches the Buddha in the city. He says to him, “I hate you Buddha, you are always telling people how to live their lives and what they need to do to be happy, how can you have all the answers?”
The Buddha says, “I will ask you a question. If I give you a gift, would you accept it?”
The man says of course he would not.
The Buddha asks, “If you do not accept my gift, then to whom does my gift belong?”
The man says, “The gift belongs to you, because I did not accept it.”
The Buddha replies, “Then I treat your hatred as a gift. You offer me anger, and I do not accept it; therefore, your hatred and anger belongs only to you, and only you may suffer it’s consequences.”
So when people get angry at me over things that are beyond my control, I reject their anger, let them yell at what they think is the problem, and move on.
Then the Buddha punches me in the face and I am enlightened.
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 1 month ago:
There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.
- Comment on Mind of a synesthete 1 month ago:
This could actually be a really good idea for someone with a disability that makes reading a traditional clock difficult. Someone with dyslexia, for example. Maybe rather than a slow changing gradient, the color could fill in a portion of the face as the hour goes on. They’d set up a color for each hour, and after a short while of getting used to it they should be able to very quickly read the time.
- Comment on Anon makes money 1 month ago:
Plot twist: it’s actually a nice, stolen bike that I buy for $75.