papalonian
@papalonian@lemmy.world
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 5 hours ago:
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 19 hours ago:
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
- Comment on 1 day ago:
That could be the neighboring unit. There’s still a chance
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Wonder if they know they’ve got a potential bro one floor away.
- Comment on See you, Space Cowboy... 1 day ago:
Hey, can yourself buddy
- Comment on Libraries are cool 2 days ago:
It is for books that are read in the building
- Comment on People follow this guy for advice? 2 days ago:
- Comment on Anon's solution for first date nerves 3 days ago:
I wouldn’t be able to resist the temptation of mimicking his voice. Is it part of the act?
- Comment on I can't eat it all! Don't be shy! 3 days ago:
Just straight up wrong fam. Them bitches get all crispy an shit when you cook em right and the seasoning can make even the most stubborn forget they’re eating something with “green” in the name.
This got some “broccoli is gross” vibes
- Comment on I miss Levis 4 days ago:
You may be smoking crack my friend, Levis are considered the gold standard of jeans and they’re rock solid… and their standard line isn’t even expensive.
- Comment on Pumpkin spice! 5 days ago:
Is it that time of year again where the internet cries and pretends that pumpkin spice doesn’t slap?
- Comment on Another angle of this modern art installation 5 days ago:
I think it was a combined, synchronized effort
- Comment on Happy DB Cooper Day to those who celebrate! 6 days ago:
They say 1 out of 10 people don’t even make it to the ground
- Comment on 🥰🌽🥰 1 week ago:
It’s got - the juice.
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 week ago:
Can confirm. I work on industrial equipment. Sometimes you just gotta hit it with a hammer.
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 1 week ago:
For me it was “why is it all one guy”
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
As a part time Linux gamer myself I couldn’t agree more
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 2 weeks ago:
One of these companies is gonna do a cost analysis on how much they could be making in additional ad revenue and how much it would cost to equip all their TVs with 5g antennas and pay for the data.
- Comment on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge 2 weeks ago:
Wait, so you got a projector to avoid the smart features of a tv, but the projector has the smart features anyways, you just don’t use them?
What was the point of getting a projector over a tv?
- Comment on The amazing world of tomorrow 2 weeks ago:
Can’t you make this same argument for normal driving, or practically anything?
“The splattered biker wasn’t innocent because he knew riding his bike in the bike lane was a dangerous situation, akin to strapping a bomb to his chest”
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I understand that it’s a joke, but the humor isn’t making sense to me, and I especially don’t see how it’s at the expense of AAA games
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never understood these memes. If you don’t want to play whatever game, don’t play it. How do you somehow convince yourself that you’re superior to others due to your inability to run certain programs?
- Comment on The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard 2 weeks ago:
It’s either this or a giant brand new home in a manicured gated community, there is no in between
- Comment on you're untapped value 2 weeks ago:
leaves chicken on counter for a week
The chicken’s fate isn’t sealed until it is converted to poo.
There’s still time for you, little one
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 2 weeks ago:
I liked the part where they used this song in Osmosis Jones (not the rape part but still)
- Comment on Everything must go 2 weeks ago:
My guess is some marketing intern over there saw this phrase on a shitty US flea market and was like, “that’s a great slogan!”
- Comment on #RatFuckTheTimes 3 weeks ago:
God damn, it really just takes a jump off a cliff. I was at least willing to read it to gain an understanding of their perspective, but once I got to the “the difference between men and women is wokeness” section it just completely derailed any chance of me finishing it. We’re actually fucked.
- Comment on Just opened a new jar of jam, only to find mold in it. 3 weeks ago:
Yup yup yup. Former service employee. You yell in my face and complain to my boss, I’ll give you the bare minimum of what you’ll consider as “what you want” for you to shut the hell up. Come up and level with me, treat me like a person that you are asking for help, I’m gonna do literally everything I can to get you what you’re asking for and more.
- Comment on Effff you zzzquil 3 weeks ago:
The “standard bottle height”? You mean the height of the other bottle? Ain’t no standard, son. I used to open bottles that large with 30 tiny pills inside of them. Whatever bottle is cheapest to acquire en masse is that products’ standard. Now drown in plastic.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
It took more time and effort to make the meme than it would have to make sure you weren’t gonna look like an idiot
Like you could’ve just typed “Chornobyl” into a search bar instead of the text box and avoided utter embarrassment