Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it’s different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here…
Not sure about this one
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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silasmariner@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey.
Hey.
It’s a shitpost.
silasmariner@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
:)
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah yeah very different here in US. Our lifeguards carry M16s and routinely harass and deport Mexicans. Drowning is an arrestable offense
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
When someone says lifeguard, I think bored teenager by the pool making sure people don’t drown. Not the coast guard.
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Can't answer for the US since I'm not American but I do appreciate lifeguards
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
ACAB includes *throws dart at board* nurses btw
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
ACAB includes throws dart at board humans btw
bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can confirm; am human bastard
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Now it does!
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m picturing an elite force of plain-clothed lifeguards pretending to be tourists with the same energy as undercover cops trying to buy weed off of people.
“Man, these snack bar refreshments hit the spot! Anyone feel like swimming within 30 minutes of eating? C’mon, let’s run by the pool and dive in, it’ll be fun!”
BitchPeas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’d fucking get me.
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
quality shitpost
also couldn’t relate here in soviet communist hungary we don’t have lifeguards, in fact i don’t think i’ve ever seen one
Sonor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Never watched baywatch? :O
halvar@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
in communist hungary no channels have baywatch, they have educational series on benefits of potato farming and about steel manufacture, but only on weekend
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The Snufkin profile picture paired with that comment really makes this absurdly hilarious for me.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I'm glad someone gets it!
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ACAB includes the health department too
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Don't forget about the DMV
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Especially the DMV
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Look man, I’m gonna swim under that pier whether you want me to or not.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And Firefighters too! /s
neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Can confirm, am a Bastard.
s@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
but they do actually protect and serve though
individual@toast.ooo 3 weeks ago
and parents.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
What’s an ACAB?
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Assigned Cis At Birth
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
All Cakes Are Beautiful
drath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ACAB includes teachers, including preschool teachers. They are the core pillar of government oppression and arguably even more bastards than cops themselves.
loonsun@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That’s great honey, by the way did you remember to take your medication this morning?
outerspace@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It is true in Russia though, they are the first to fold helping to fake the elections and then indoctrinate children
drath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Huh, I’ expected more awareness from the lemmy community. I’m not the guy to write long explanatory essays, but the message is serious. Just give it a bit of thought, like, what is it that teachers actually do? (hint: It’s not teaching, just ask any teacher)
LolaCat@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Orca with transparent speech bubble atop it