silasmariner

@silasmariner@programming.dev

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do linux users have wives?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A tabula rasa? In my file system?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists suck at naming and abbreviating stuff⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I legit use a J interpreter instead of a calculator on my phone. I wrote fizzbuzz a few times - it was hard for me in J, but I’ve done it. K is real but I can’t even write fizzbuzz in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists suck at naming and abbreviating stuff⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you’re clearly not deep enough into the world of array programming languages. See, K is a a programming language that takes many design cues from J, which is I’m turn based on APL. It’s known primarily for that and for KDB, the database engine written in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Middle coat is my grandma's⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were nonetheless equally mean!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dyk, Bobby?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some trees do a bit, I guess? Like, beech trees will release some chemicals to inhibit other plant growth, and iirc their leaves do that as they decompose, as well as the root system itself. But depends on the plant and mostly bunk I believe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thought-provoking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Under any circumstances for anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thought-provoking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t take an eternity of existence under any circumstances for anything. Please just let me fucking die when I’m done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure everyone remembers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, March 2025, don’t you remember? Plate armour was back in for a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So this is how my neighbor fixes his fence.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Check where you are, because come on, that’s the whole point of this community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red in North Carolina.....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more jpeg. I can still read it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's Mastodon precious?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, didn’t realise it was that old. TiL I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's Mastodon precious?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  15… Years? On the fediverse? How’d ya manage that without time travel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little feisty, but he looked cold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit that film is so good and also like a really weirdly niche reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s probably fair to say that suggesting that a finger in the barrel of a gun would stop a bullet is a least 10x, if not 100x, worse than the Nazis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *has bleen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FAQ: Yes We Suppirt Kinect⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got one day a fortnight to spend arguing about what was worst about Lean Code with some random wanker on the internet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait until they find out about chickens!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you’re cooking with garlic 👌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science Journalism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No. It’s all a bit hand-wavy and nebulous tbh; I think the only leg it’ll have to stand on will be if and when entanglement effects are seen to have a predictive power over complex states that we simply haven’t seen; and IMO at that point it ceases to be an argument about consciousness anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science Journalism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not that I’ve seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t really give a shit what you think, divorce is a big deal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty condescending to tell somebody you don’t know that they need to get divorced too. Tbh libidos can go to shit after kids so yeah. Maybe my funny joke wasn’t so funny. Ah well, I always have had a crap sense of humour

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For real though, why is everyone heading straight to divorce, instead of talking about how to tap that wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  economic metastasis Love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I never got the impression Michelle even wanted to run, and frankly I’m not impressed by the notion that the best candidate was a wife of a previous victor. Didn’t work out terribly well last time, and not actually particularly great credentials on their own

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Kamala Harris being held at such a higher standard than Trump this election?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bring back political executions! I can see no downsides!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please pick a password starting with ad and ending with min⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be checking the old password on the new password screen. Easy programming mistake to make I guess? Apply the same validation to all 3 password fields…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok do a good⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, not really. Just meant that, like, it’s not really that it’s different to someone else doing it; more like, that it’s bad whoever does it I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok do a good⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s just that having a mistress at all is generally frowned upon these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paid Leave Olympics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonding time is important but it’s also important to get into the habit of looking after the children as a father. Otherwise odds on you won’t manage to bond very well with either your child or the mother 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits his dealer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Third degree embarrassment right here