ouRKaoS
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- Comment on the lesson here is you tried your best 19 hours ago:
I have one of the Powershot hand staple guns where the handle actuates at the front, so you’re pushing down where the staple comes out instead of at the opposite end and it’s the best damn stapler ever.
I don’t know why it’s not a more common thing.
- Comment on Kirksmas Eve: Live Reaction 3 days ago:
*weak
- Comment on We being set up 3 days ago:
Belly Drum…
- Comment on non issue 3 days ago:
the websites are enshittified also
Enshittification feedback loop.
Websites don’t have to provide relevant information quickly anymore, because Google is doing that for them.
- Comment on Lil fella 3 days ago:
There was a girl in my high school’s jazz band that was like 4’ 8" and played the baritone saxophone.
- Comment on help i 1 week ago:
- Comment on We don't have Squid Game at home, we have Poor People Game. And it is a game of waiting. 1 week ago:
I’d like to add Hollow Knight and Slilsong to your list.
Also Noita is my favorite game that I’m terrible at, lol. I come back to it every once in a while if I’m feeling to good about myself. Nothing will humble you faster than accidentally exploding yourself in new an interesting ways.
- Comment on Throwback to a simpler time 1 week ago:
I think I traded my cart of this for Motocross Maniacs 2
Picross games are all over the phone stores, touch screens make it so much easier, too.
- Comment on “Tf???” 1 week ago:
You’re fine until the Bluetooth disconnects.
- Comment on Knife horse 1 week ago:
I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
Get out while you still can!
- Comment on Evil Bisexuals 1 week ago:
Because they are only attracted to little girls. If they say “Woman” that proves she’s an adult and therefore not attractive.
- Comment on Waiting and getting treated is better than waiting and going bankrupt 2 weeks ago:
Bold of you to assume there’s insurance involved at all…
The in/out-of-network / copay / waiver / out-of-pocket limit debacle is a whole different bass-ackwards fuster-cluck…
- Comment on Waiting and getting treated is better than waiting and going bankrupt 2 weeks ago:
Tag on another $1500+ for an ambulance ride, and add that the $3500 only accounts for the room, not any treatment.
…and the anesthesiologist will bill you separately.
- Comment on Who says romance is dead? 2 weeks ago:
You’d make more money with a christmussy story
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
That’s exactly what it is!
You’re a mosquito that gets into a house and you have to suck as much blood as you can from the family as you can without getting squished.
You fly around, waiting for the right moment to land and start sucking blood, being careful not to be seen. Each level has a certain amount of blood to collect before you can move on, and the family gets increasingly more vigilant about killing you as they talk to each other about getting bit.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Mister Mosquito
- Comment on Philips shouldn't exist. Torx plus is the best fight me 2 weeks ago:
metric and normal
ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on How a dog views life 2 weeks ago:
I think cats have it better; dogs are expected to do a bit of work, even if it’s just companionship.
I know multiple people who refer to their cats as “asshole” but still provide everything for it.
- Comment on Well that's my vacation ruined 3 weeks ago:
Ah, yes. Classic case of “90’s doom scrolling.”
- Comment on friday 3 weeks ago:
Hoo boy, Benadryl…
Riding the line of itchy/sleepy <-> shadow people climbing out of my toenails is “fun”…
- Comment on Hmmmm 3 weeks ago:
You’re thinking of a violin. A villain is the person you buy chocolate and flowers for on February 14th.
- Comment on My hands are filthy, burned and calloused so hers can be filled with chicken nuggets. 3 weeks ago:
But wait, there’s more!
There’s about 4 different routes I can take to get to work with roughly a 2 minute travel time difference between them.
Every route has road construction on it right now, with my usual route being completely closed.
I’ve said multiple times if they put all the crews together on one project, it would probably be done, then they just all move to the next one. Instead, they make 100 teams of 3 guys and have them work on 250 projects at the same time.
…or maybe there’s an SCP that looks like an arrow board and a bunch of cones just slowly migrating around the city.
- Comment on She really shoulda said something 3 weeks ago:
Adding another layer to the Jackson Polluck painting
- Comment on Welcome to the Spider Society, what are your pronouns? 3 weeks ago:
Maybe you were thinking of Doc Ock…? He becomes Spider-Man in an alternate universe.
- Comment on Titillate the toilet 3 weeks ago:
I haven’t seen a ball float on a toilet in ages!
Guess they had to be sure no minors were depicted in this kinky shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Now I want Obama 2028 Merch
Make America Hope Again
- Comment on The legendary PS2 4 weeks ago:
I bought my PS2 from Toys R Us…
Crumbles into dust…
- Comment on Good morning you degenerates. Here's a random pic I took this morning for you to do something to. Comment on it, caption it, meme it, whatever pleases you. 4 weeks ago:
He’s watching the unicorns!
- Comment on Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar 4 weeks ago:
That seems like a spot that would be claimed by a regular.
“Bill sat there before the remodel, when they put in the stairs he said he still wanted his ‘spot’ .”
