ouRKaoS
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- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 5 hours ago:
“Hello, I’m officer Sackless. This traffic stop is brought to you by your excessive speed and the good people of the Wiownyu Corporation. If you would like to know more, scan this code and receive a 20% discount on your traffic fines.”
- Comment on Ads when you’re pumping gas 5 hours ago:
12345 works as a default a surprisingly large amount.
2580 is another one I’ve used with success.
- Comment on WAP 16 hours ago:
This is going into my “random photos to send scammers” folder!
- Comment on Opinions on the internet 16 hours ago:
What about sunglasses? It’s too bright outside of the basement, I need them to see!
- Comment on Pissebed 2 days ago:
They were Potato Bugs or Ball Bugs for me as a kid, until I heard Roly-poly from a kid at summer camp.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 2 days ago:
A:>
- Comment on what is north? 4 days ago:
“off the coast of” is the phrasing I would have used. I’ve honestly never heard of the Weddell sea until just now.
- Comment on what is north? 4 days ago:
People have been talking shit about microplastic contamination for a while now…
- Comment on Anon has an unexpected day 6 days ago:
The fact that Kansas and Arkansas aren’t pronounced anywhere close to each other still bothers me.
- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 6 days ago:
Let me set my deflectors to maximum before I say this:
I’ve never watched… Umm… “Lightning Bug”…
I feel that at this point it won’t live up to its own hype and I’ll be disappointed every time someone mentions how great it is, so I just… Don’t.
- Comment on Had a take about Supergiant Games that recieved a lot of pushback fromy teo longest eunning best friends. 6 days ago:
I play a lot of roguelikes because I rarely have the time for a multiple hour gaming session anymore, and I can get a complete start to finish game in with a roguelike in 30-60 minutes. I think that may be part of the popularity.
I’ve played all the ones you mentioned, my recent vices are Magicraft & Star Vader’s, both on steam. Slay the Spire & The Binding of Isaac are two I always come back to during my “what should I play?” moments.
- Comment on Anyone else 1 week ago:
The aliens: Mars Attacks!
- Comment on No looky for you! 1 week ago:
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 1 week ago:
Just get a couple neodymium magnets. Hot glue them to the harmonica ahead of time for quick deployment.
- Comment on Anon saved Portugal last month 1 week ago:
I should move to Portugal.
- Comment on Every damn night 1 week ago:
I got myself one of those 100 sqft blankets and now instead of waking up with my blanket only covering one kneecap I have to swim my way out of Narnia.
10/10, highly recommend.
- Comment on Canon requires an account to transfer images from your camera. Forces you to sign up using Chrome. 1 week ago:
Probably used to train an AI model as well
- Comment on Shitter post 2 weeks ago:
John.
- Comment on The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister 3 weeks ago:
Their other sister?
- Comment on Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way? 3 weeks ago:
My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.
- Comment on A last-minute SteamOS update has saved Doom: The Dark Ages on Steam Deck, and it runs surprisingly okay-ish 3 weeks ago:
A buddy of mine wasn’t sure if it was FPS’s that made him motion sick.
I introduced him to Descent.
He had to go have a lie down.
- Comment on Front is back. 3 weeks ago:
Guess who’s back…
- Comment on [Game Bundle] Xbox Games Studio Bundle 4 weeks ago:
I remember having a good time with broken age back in the 360 days. Reminded me of Maniac Mansion.
- Comment on Polar bears 4 weeks ago:
I dissolved it in Absinthe, seemed like a good idea at the time…
- Comment on Dreams can come true 4 weeks ago:
Available now if you subscribe to my highest Patreon tier!
- Comment on Great come back 4 weeks ago:
What’s up, Doc?
- Comment on rawdogging it 4 weeks ago:
The fact that it wasn’t a “reinstall Windows” level of virus is a win.
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 4 weeks ago:
If you set out to create a game involving collecting, or even looking at and cataloguing, a bunch of different fantasy creatures, you’re going to have some that are at least a little similar to pokemon
I think Cassette Beasts pulled off the Pokemon gameplay format without making anything that Nintendo could try and sue over.
- Comment on Prices are out of control 4 weeks ago:
I take it the coke is to mix with the Jack, which is acceptable.
If you’re getting a bottle of Blanton’s for a mixed drink I’m going to punch you in the throat.
- Comment on Every phone call 4 weeks ago:
I work with the general public. I always go to work expecting the worst, so when I have a day that’s relatively normal I’m pleasantly surprised.
