ouRKaoS
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on Not sketchy at all 41 minutes ago:
Is there a Pareidolia community on Lemmy? That’s one of the fun ones I miss from… The Other Place
- Comment on Super mario world ghost house theme. 2 days ago:
Similar vein, I’d go with the treasure chest “Da-na-na-naaaaaaahhh!”
- Comment on Y'all got one, right? 3 days ago:
My neighbor’s said I was “Woke”, so I got a red tailed hawk instead of a bald eagle and now their worldview is crumbling.
- Comment on Players are returning their Dispatch copies due to Switch censorship 4 days ago:
I’ve heard “if it were raining titties, I’d open my mouth and catch a dick.”
- Comment on Miss me yet? 5 days ago:
Dark humor is like food: you like some, you don’t like some, and not everyone gets it.
Have a nice day!
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Going above/below the scale just means that the weather is too hot/cold to do anything.
- Comment on Miss me yet? 6 days ago:
When my mom was talking on the phone and I wanted to talk to her, I’d press the button to hang up.
As an adult, if I had done this as a child I would not be an adult.
- Comment on "So, how's your 2036 been so far?" 6 days ago:
Monkey gang rise up! 🐵
- Comment on Lobster feast 1 week ago:
Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 1 week ago:
I bet you say that to all the guys… 😘
- Comment on Real and True 1 week ago:
I remember doing this with the original DOOM. It took 3 networked PC’s running the game to do it, but it gave you so much view.
- Comment on I stopped to pick up a tooth from the middle of the road. 1 week ago:
A trapezoid is just a triangle with one corner cut off. I can see a shape being described as both.
- Comment on pls no 1 week ago:
…so you know those recipes for homemade pepper spray? Would it be possible to make datura spray? Asking for a friend…
- Comment on shut the hell up 1 week ago:
I always thank the machines so when their time comes they will remember and my death will be swift and painless.
- Comment on So few understand what has been there 1 week ago:
We are quickly approaching the point where people begin asking what the phone icon is instead of being a “phone”…
- Comment on QWOP 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, right when you get a rhythm and think you have things figured out… WHAM! Hurfle in the chest/shin/kneecap ohgodwhyamiupsidedown Game Over!
- Comment on Be ungovernable 2 weeks ago:
I’ve heard that having a parrot for a pet is like having a perpetual 3 year old that can fly. Sounds like literal hell to me.
- Comment on Would you exchange your beauty for anything else? 2 weeks ago:
The children yearn for the mines…
- Comment on Everybody: Share Your Funniest Current or Past Desktop Backgrounds! 2 weeks ago:
My desktop is kinda basic: SMB world 1-1, stretched across 2 monitors. The sky fades to a darker blue; I hate desktop clutter, so it’s just enough “art” so that it’s not a solid color.
I’m boring, lol.
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 2 weeks ago:
no one should be a billionaire
Whose parents do I have to kill to make one of these billionaires into Batman?
- Comment on purely basedbon vibes 2 weeks ago:
Windows ME
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 2 weeks ago:
Jindiana?
- Comment on Heave-ho! 2 weeks ago:
My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I’ve been there for those fitting appointments, I’m really only joking about the materials, but I’m sure there’s probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I’ve seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that’s pretty true as well.
- Comment on Heave-ho! 2 weeks ago:
The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.
This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well…
- Comment on Self-Care 2 weeks ago:
Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.
- Comment on Hard choices. Who would you choose? 3 weeks ago:
Droopy could be in the super powers conversation as well.
- Comment on the year of the linux desktop 3 weeks ago:
OS/2 Warp still doing numbers!
- Comment on Xbox 360 superfan amasses all 1,353 North American discs after two‑decade collection spree 3 weeks ago:
One of the 3.
Big Bumpin’ & Pocketbike Racer are the other two, and the racing game is better than it has any right to be.
- Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists 3 weeks ago:
ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 3 weeks ago:
That’s dessert after having Feetloaf for dinner.
