ouRKaoS

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4D Salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t just get high, they got Perfectly High.

  High enough that everything is clear and profound, but not high enough to feel the tiny shadow people climbing your nose hairs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tractor eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I witnessing the meme switch? Have the Moths turned into eggs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These SCP’s keep getting weirder…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And you still don't believe in God?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as they are done properly, with a bit of cinnamon at least, they are delicious.

  I’ve had both good and bad versions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Requiem is the best movie that I’ve only wanted to watch once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scarlet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I was an Alabaster Ibis until Shannon pissed me off…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glitter Bats!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandmother & great grandmother said this when I was a kid, but they were from Nebraska.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For two!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah bröther⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Zohra-lohra-ding-dong!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨boy is getting older⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pokérus is a thing already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm very Jesus-like⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weaponized Memery is the wave of the future, the Pokemon just hasn’t full evolved yet!

  Beans -> Jeans -> Moth -> [???]

  I don’t know how many forms it has… Has anyone tried using an evolution stone? Walked 10,000 steps with a Moth companion? Evolved Jeans with an empty pokeball it the party?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything is online now, so inviting friends over us counter-intuitive.

  I’m just old enough to have fond memories of Xbox LAN parties, multiCube Double Dash, and Zelda: Four Swords.

  …well, maybe not so fond on 4 swords, I think I still have Fire Rod PTSD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Justified Homicide

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radical moth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s an angry moth!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Management: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?

  Also management: We need more temps, out turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moon Dust⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… So I’m not allergic to radiation!?

  Superpowers here I come!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please remember to spread the word about this :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnivory in Plants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, so prove all the other plants aren’t aliens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool things to ask for for Christmas:

  • Socks: I wear tall boots & long pants for work, so no one knows about my Deadpool/Pokemon/flying taco socks, but it puts a smile on my face. My sister got me a pair of socks with a sad sock sitting on the stairs that say “worst gift ever.” I cried laughing.

  • Hobby accessories: You have your guitar, straps, strings, and picks are all perishable items that it’s good to have a backup for.

  • Shared experiences: ask for a group trip, a local excursion, or a board game to play together.

  • My favorite - the themed surprise: instead of asking for a specific thing ask for “Something to make me laugh” or “Something nostalgic” or “Something I’ll use daily” or “Your favorite recipe and the ingredients to make it”. This makes shopping for / creating the gift as much fun as receiving it, since everyone will interpret the instructions a little differently and the possibilities are endless. This one’s fun for a themed gift exchange for a secret Santa as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨double kill!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But not gay… The tips aren’t touching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I’ve seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you can’t take your eyes off the snail!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Acetaminophen / Paracetamol is probably the one I see the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burgdr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who ate my fuckin’ nuggets!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wanted to start a cult⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As neglected as the 7 button on a microwave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The +30 seconds button that auto starts my microwave gets used probably 10x as much as the others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society or smth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watergate was covered by journalists; these “articles” are written by clickbait engagement employees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m about to blow your fucking mind…

  Skittles Littles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BEHOLD! THE SCP FOUNDATION INSIGNIA!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a three-phase power button

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t know Kevin was such a sub…