ouRKaoS

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is SpongeBob⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m definitely going to start using this one!

  Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evil⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d end up with Schrödinger’s Evil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So this is… The Deadpool?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I’m still using 2.6.something…

  Looks about the same, but I didn’t know they hit 3 finally. Time to upgrade, break everything, and loose all my custom brushes & textures!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gate 3 Is Being Review Bombed By Chinese Gamers After The Game Awards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel that making a game exclusive can sometimes make better games, because you’re making one game instead of 2 or 3. Even with games that are on multiple systems, one version always ends up being “the definitive”, and the other versions are not up to the same standard because they’re put out just to appeal to a wider audience. Focusing on one system let’s you put everything into making your game great instead of making it accessible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning I choose durability.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Goes from snow cruiser to beach cruiser real easy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Astro Bot wins Game of the Year at The Game Awards 2024⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was on ante 7 with a build exploiting Pareidolia, and didn’t realize I drew The Mark as the boss blind.

  Whole deck disabled 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Astro Bot wins Game of the Year at The Game Awards 2024⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Balatro is really fun until it pisses you off because of a bullshit draw and you stop playing for months…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening I choose food panties.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like the presence of dogs would increase the chances of peanut butter being used…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening I choose food panties.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Twizzlers pull-n-peel

  Whipped cream

  EZ cheeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this town has been well known for a long time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Team_America_Vomit_Scene.gif

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And there was no on line manual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t… Even when it’s “programmed” it’ll still slide a bit short or long & you have to find tune it.

  Source: I’m an old fart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting. It's a constant reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure there’s regulations against that, so you’re not pushing a door into a random passer by as you’re exiting the bathroom.

  The foot hook handle thing is my preferred method.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting. It's a constant reminder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Double dippers, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Writing tip: just start brain dumping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  NGL, I want to read the rest of this paper now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donuts are good for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s exactly what you’re thinking, but worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just put a spray tan over it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not gonna matter, it’s gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting when I’m done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just put a spray tan over it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep well tonight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right on top of that, Rose!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn… It’s been awhile since I audibly “What the Fuck”-ed at something I saw on the Internet.

  Bravo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah! Practice safe… Whatever the fuck this is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only difference between Cyberpunk & our current dystopia is full-dive VR, the neon lights are optional.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep well tonight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’ve been trying to complete my Dad’s collection of games on steam, in the last year I’ve completed 365 games and gotten up to 1%!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Air fryers are just Easy-Bake Ovens for adults.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Muscle Chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mock feet hands it's a real thing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be the same because her… Knelbows? Elnees? Uhh… mid-limb joints bend the other way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I have an story/fanfiction idea ruminating my mind for a long time. I wish I could write it "⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flip the circuit breaker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plat plat plat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  an evolutionary pressure for them to develop that attack behaviour

  Defensive pack tactics.

  A few members of the frog army do a Kermitkaze on whatever predator is a threat and the rest all escape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrappers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s spiders all the way down