ouRKaoS
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on The powdered milk has become soapy tiddies 1 hour ago:
Powdered milky tiddes do not sound appealing.
- Comment on [deleted] 18 hours ago:
I can’t help but imagine her face it tattooed like Cthulhu, and I’m not sure how I feel about the “Sexy Mind Flayer” look…
- Comment on I salivate thinking about Players unfiltered ...oh, and nice ass, I'm told .... 1 day ago:
Sold! No takesie-backsies!!!
- Comment on why i love my country 1 day ago:
I’d bet money that guy has “Let’s Go Brandon” merch
- Comment on Is it still there‽ 2 days ago:
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
- Comment on They're living in 2126. 3 days ago:
I could 3D print something like this in a couple hours.
- Comment on They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens 5 days ago:
prints them for Trump’s approval
Bold of you to assume he reads anything that comes across the desk
- Comment on Be careful what you name it 5 days ago:
…but the capital “I” in unavailable is actually a lower case “L”, just to be difficult
- Comment on These gas station pills are getting sketchier 6 days ago:
Takes Pill
Passes out…
Wake up to EMT staring down at you
Hey you, you’re finally awake… Didn’t think we were going to get you back from Oblivion for a minute there…
- Comment on Something something .. trends.. 1 week ago:
I, too, am desperate for good news
- Comment on SBA #280 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 1 week ago:
Sandwich filled with forbidden candy?
Sign me up!
- Comment on Karma 1 week ago:
I do believe this is a case of “Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing”
- Comment on can be scaled up to elephants! 1 week ago:
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.
- Comment on good to know what can kill you in each state 2 weeks ago:
You can make a decent living wrangling gators from pools & golf courses. My dad had a “Gator Guy” to handle them.
- Comment on good to know what can kill you in each state 2 weeks ago:
Rule of thumb in Florida: if you can’t see the bottom of a body of water, there’s a gator in there.
- Comment on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Lawful evil 3 weeks ago:
That’s kind of how dates work
- Comment on BONNGGGG 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Truth 3 weeks ago:
I’ve read a series where the vampires had to bite people to have sex… Apparently drinking blood raised their blood pressure?
It didn’t start out as that kind of series, but after getting a few books in shit started getting weirder and I stuck around thinking it was going to get back to the fun storylines in this cool modern fantasy world with vampires and werewolves and wereleopards and guns and necromacy, but instead of going off the rails a bit and coming back, it turned into “Rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!”
… I stuck around way too long before bailing.
- Comment on True story 3 weeks ago:
Woo! Another “justification” for a 3D printer!
It’s practical, lol.
(I have 2)
- Comment on They all look like this 3 weeks ago:
As a certified Old Fart™, it’s better than the colored porcelain bathrooms of the 70s and 80s…
Chrome was shiny & futuristic, so stainless steel appliances looked sleek and modern when they were first introduced, but now that they’re everywhere they look drab and sterile. I’m waiting for things to shift back the opposite direction where everything will have integrated LED panels and the whole kitchen will glow in RGB like a desktop computer rig. (Honestly, I don’t know if that would be terrible ore awesome.)
- Comment on Breaking Code 3 weeks ago:
If you’re over 18, you have some research to do…
- Comment on Don't forget the rules, lest you become like Them! 3 weeks ago:
1: How do I tell the new voices apart from the old ones?
2: Should I report things that should be alive, but aren’t?
3: How do I know it’s the stars moving and not the Earth?
4: W̶͈̬̙̼̌̇͘h̴̡͒̇͌͝ą̸̯̝̇̉͂t̴͓͠ ̸̥͕̼̪̓͋d̶̬̝͗̂o̵͇̟̳̥͋̒̿ ̷͓͎̠̾̂̅̍y̷̛̝͍̫̣͒͌o̷̞̾ȕ̷͓̫͙̂ ̵̣̙͎̝̿̏m̶̠̝̩̮͐ẻ̶̯̤̦͂͠a̷̟̣̤̍ͅn̴͇̫̖̠̂ ̵̫̯̜͍̉͋̇̀"̵̙͊̔͛J̴͕̙͇̮̾̓͊͝O̶̺̓͐͌̄I̴͕̤̪̘͘Ň̶̥̦͓͑͜ ̶̮̱̑U̸̧̯̼̻͂̚S̴͙͑"̶̧̙͍̭͌̀͂?̴̝͍͉͋̎͊
- Comment on No, you can't keep your 20 year old dictionary password 3 weeks ago:
Fun password trick:
Pick an adjective, a color, an animal, and a cuss word.
Now pick 2 numbers and a special character, or 2 special characters and a number.
Separate your 4 words with your other 3 items and, boom! 12+ character password that you already remember.
Bonus points: lose the numbers and characters and you have a hilarious insult.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 3 weeks ago:
Strawberries are not berries.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 3 weeks ago:
Tomatoes and watermelon are both berries.
Strawberries are not berries.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 3 weeks ago:
You’ve never been close to one of those clankers, huh? The constant whining of every servo motor is like a bunch of small, high pitched groans in tandem.
- Comment on Halloween costume 3 weeks ago:
My dumb ass came to the comments to see more pics, lol.
I love people’s innovative costumes, this is instantly recognizable, hilarious, and much better than an off-the-shelf “sexy hand sanitizer” or whatever.
- Comment on Thats a lot of cheese 3 weeks ago:
Should have gotten more than 6 pounds of cheese…
The 5 pounds here is barely enough for half a lasagna!
- Comment on Science beams are a top priority 3 weeks ago:
I mean, if you wanted to be a Mantis Man…
