ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything is online now, so inviting friends over us counter-intuitive.

  I’m just old enough to have fond memories of Xbox LAN parties, multiCube Double Dash, and Zelda: Four Swords.

  …well, maybe not so fond on 4 swords, I think I still have Fire Rod PTSD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Justified Homicide

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radical moth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s an angry moth!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Management: if they hit the numbers while taking extra breaks, that means we could raise the numbers higher and not have to pay them more?

  Also management: We need more temps, out turnover rate is terrible! No one wants to work anymore…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moon Dust⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait… So I’m not allergic to radiation!?

  Superpowers here I come!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please remember to spread the word about this :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnivory in Plants⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, so prove all the other plants aren’t aliens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool things to ask for for Christmas:

  • Socks: I wear tall boots & long pants for work, so no one knows about my Deadpool/Pokemon/flying taco socks, but it puts a smile on my face. My sister got me a pair of socks with a sad sock sitting on the stairs that say “worst gift ever.” I cried laughing.

  • Hobby accessories: You have your guitar, straps, strings, and picks are all perishable items that it’s good to have a backup for.

  • Shared experiences: ask for a group trip, a local excursion, or a board game to play together.

  • My favorite - the themed surprise: instead of asking for a specific thing ask for “Something to make me laugh” or “Something nostalgic” or “Something I’ll use daily” or “Your favorite recipe and the ingredients to make it”. This makes shopping for / creating the gift as much fun as receiving it, since everyone will interpret the instructions a little differently and the possibilities are endless. This one’s fun for a themed gift exchange for a secret Santa as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨double kill!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But not gay… The tips aren’t touching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I’ve seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you can’t take your eyes off the snail!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Acetaminophen / Paracetamol is probably the one I see the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burgdr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who ate my fuckin’ nuggets!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wanted to start a cult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As neglected as the 7 button on a microwave⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The +30 seconds button that auto starts my microwave gets used probably 10x as much as the others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society or smth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Watergate was covered by journalists; these “articles” are written by clickbait engagement employees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m about to blow your fucking mind…

  Skittles Littles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BEHOLD! THE SCP FOUNDATION INSIGNIA!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a three-phase power button

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t know Kevin was such a sub…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Lemmy meta just dropped..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So how many tentacles we talking here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real af⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My circadian arrhythmia is perfectly fine, thank you very much!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cultural differences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a kid, I always wanted to buy a lobster from the grocery store and keep it as a pet.

  As an adult, I researched how big of a PITA saltwater aquarium care is and I do not have a pet lobster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devinetly organic...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s organism. It’s actually a play by Shakespeare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blurble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had the hood of a car come down on the back of my head when I was taking out an alternator.

  I saw all kinds of new colors!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want an even older example, the ghosts in Pac-Man could be considered AI as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to guess the gerbil tampon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was a cartoon version of Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners TV series⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what Flintstones animal had it the worst?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His last pickup rolled over.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nice to see someone else posting an Ocean Smurf. Thought I dreamed them for a while!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hello, I’m officer Sackless. This traffic stop is brought to you by your excessive speed and the good people of the Wiownyu Corporation. If you would like to know more, scan this code and receive a 20% discount on your traffic fines.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  12345 works as a default a surprisingly large amount.

  2580 is another one I’ve used with success.