ouRKaoS
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- Comment on Well that's my vacation ruined 11 hours ago:
Ah, yes. Classic case of “90’s doom scrolling.”
- Comment on friday 22 hours ago:
Hoo boy, Benadryl…
Riding the line of itchy/sleepy <-> shadow people climbing out of my toenails is “fun”…
- Comment on Hmmmm 22 hours ago:
You’re thinking of a violin. A villain is the person you buy chocolate and flowers for on February 14th.
- Comment on My hands are filthy, burned and calloused so hers can be filled with chicken nuggets. 1 day ago:
But wait, there’s more!
There’s about 4 different routes I can take to get to work with roughly a 2 minute travel time difference between them.
Every route has road construction on it right now, with my usual route being completely closed.
I’ve said multiple times if they put all the crews together on one project, it would probably be done, then they just all move to the next one. Instead, they make 100 teams of 3 guys and have them work on 250 projects at the same time.
…or maybe there’s an SCP that looks like an arrow board and a bunch of cones just slowly migrating around the city.
- Comment on She really shoulda said something 1 day ago:
Adding another layer to the Jackson Polluck painting
- Comment on Welcome to the Spider Society, what are your pronouns? 3 days ago:
Maybe you were thinking of Doc Ock…? He becomes Spider-Man in an alternate universe.
- Comment on Titillate the toilet 3 days ago:
I haven’t seen a ball float on a toilet in ages!
Guess they had to be sure no minors were depicted in this kinky shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Now I want Obama 2028 Merch
Make America Hope Again
- Comment on The legendary PS2 1 week ago:
I bought my PS2 from Toys R Us…
Crumbles into dust…
- Comment on Good morning you degenerates. Here's a random pic I took this morning for you to do something to. Comment on it, caption it, meme it, whatever pleases you. 1 week ago:
He’s watching the unicorns!
- Comment on Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar 1 week ago:
That seems like a spot that would be claimed by a regular.
“Bill sat there before the remodel, when they put in the stairs he said he still wanted his ‘spot’ .”
- Comment on what the fuck is that allowed??? 2 weeks ago:
In Florida, this is called “Tuesday”.
- Comment on Dr. Thanos, PhD. 2 weeks ago:
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Announce that in 90 days the richest $1000 will be publicly executed for the good of humanity.
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Watch as all the billionaire bastards scramble to dump a bunch of money into “humanitarian projects” to clean up their image & get out of the top 1000.
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90 days later, use financial data from the date of the announcement to pick the top 1000.
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- Comment on Hooaaaaaa!! 2 weeks ago:
If I remember correctly, the names used in Mambo #5 were all the names of women Bill Clinton had affairs with.
Allegedly. Air quotes. Wink, wink.
- Comment on Snooze 2 weeks ago:
One of the best naps I took in a while I woke up with my head at the foot of the bed. I did not go to sleep in that orientation.
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 2 weeks ago:
I’d believe 8GB easy, probably 16GB or more.
It’s recording video & audio, scanning plates on cars & comparing them to a database, waiting for input to view live feeds (possibly to multiple users at once), probably running some type of encryption so people can’t “steal” the data they’re collecting…
If an apple watch has like a gig of RAM, I’d believe a flock cam is in the double digits
- Comment on Certified post about shit 2 weeks ago:
The 5 gal gives you the height to lean over and rest your arms on the back of the tank, allowing you to relax as much as possibly in the situation.
…I may have woken up in this position more than once.
- Comment on Certified post about shit 2 weeks ago:
On the same note: Hardware store 5 gallon buckets are one of the most useful things you can own. Gives you a spot to puke if you’re on the toilet, or a spot to sit if you only have to puke.
- Comment on Always have at least one good picture of yourself for display at your funeral memorial 2 weeks ago:
The most annoying thing to me is that it’s not even fucking censored… It’s about as censored as a pasty on an H cup titty that’s covering half a nipple and 2% of areola…
What’s the point!?
- Comment on Proof of life for the recently deceased 2 weeks ago:
It’s ok! My dad will be back with the milk soon… 😥
- Comment on Hey jackass, this is why trucks with large tires are supposed to have mud flaps. 3 weeks ago:
I saw a guy driving a lifted El Camino once. I was confused, impressed, embarrassed, and appalled all at once. I’m sure there’s a German word for that…
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 3 weeks ago:
There’s also her “Bad Design” bitswith the signs and logos that should have been shown to “one thirteen year old boy”
- Comment on What are people thinking that they would wear this shirt in public? 3 weeks ago:
This is pretty classy compared to what I’ve seen in Walmart
- Comment on Fucking AI bullshit 3 weeks ago:
Shhhhh! Don’t give them ideas!
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- Comment on The best salmon in 65 years 3 weeks ago:
Well tell Tyler I’ve got a 14oz porterhouse in my freezer and there’s a 40g sour watermelon mystic serenade in it for him to come cook…
- Comment on I warned you 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Hope it doesn't rain 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Hope it doesn't rain 3 weeks ago:
Trying to raise the word count on the essay
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 3 weeks ago:
I’ve heard of some police departments phasing out shotguns in favor of patrol rifles. Better accuracy, more ammo, lighter weapon…
Makes sense until someone clips a deer on the highway and it has to suffer from a bunch of .223 instead of a well placed 12 gauge slug.
- Comment on Some of us have to work for a living, im not the kind of woman that's given an apartment in Seoul 4 weeks ago:
