ouRKaoS
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- Comment on heater 2 days ago:
… preferably from outside.
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 3 days ago:
Man, I upgraded my 64gb base model to a 2tb drive years ago & it’s still going strong. An upgrade wasn’t really on the radar, but now it’s definitely not going to happen!
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Step 1: Get a white morph suit with no gloves.
- Comment on Annoying neighbor 5 days ago:
Trumpet seems kinda mid.
Get bagpipes.
- Comment on Rhymes, motherfucker 1 week ago:
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
- Comment on It was a successful TV sitcom and featured a young actor who went onto a huge movie career 1 week ago:
Welcome back, Welcome back, wel-come ba-a-ack!
- Comment on There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No... 1 week ago:
please let this be AI slop…
- Comment on Cultural impact 1 week ago:
Ferngully 2!? WHY???
Just wait for the live action remake! They’re coming for your generation’s childhood next…
Signed,
An old fart
(NGL, Masters of the Universe looks like it could be pretty dope)
- Comment on Depluralize 2 weeks ago:
The Bird
1 Samurai
1 First Date
- Comment on It would be funny, I think 2 weeks ago:
Groomer: “How can I help you?”
Mobster: “I need you to make me look like a good boy.”
- Comment on It's always in Japan 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I think that’s a new shape for them.
- Comment on The Cock-of-the-rock is one of the most difficult Brazilian birds to find in the world. 2 weeks ago:
I’m looking at it and I still can’t find it…
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 3 weeks ago:
It’s not on the second floor, it’s just got an extra high ceiling for proper suspension.
- Comment on Nobody tell him 3 weeks ago:
All you have to do is stay away from people that look pixelated
- Comment on Sovereign Of The Highland. 3 weeks ago:
Boomhauer would speak Welsh, with a Scottish accent.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I mean, they’ve spent the last 3+ years being horny all the time and now they’re away from their parents and unsupervised…
- Comment on **QUIT** / **RETURN TO GAME** 3 weeks ago:
It’s a sad thing your adventures have ended here…
- Comment on Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane, or was he clappin' gorilla cheeks? 5 weeks ago:
You don’t lease a Falcon, you just go outside and get one for free. It’s like the Dark Souls Hard Mode of taking home the ducks from the park.
- Comment on Get in the AI cube 5 weeks ago:
WARNING: INCOMING GAME
- Comment on Electricity explained 5 weeks ago:
Volt has a view of Amp’s symbol…
- Comment on Enshittiflation 1 month ago:
My 2010 Jeep Wrangler is built out of Lego. There’s a million companies that make parts and I can customize everything on it 12 times over.
Unfortunately, it’s less aerodynamic than a cow and you feel every bit of variance on the road, but it’s still a fun ride in every season.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 1 month ago:
Thork Flork
- Comment on Lmao 1 month ago:
Most of the life we see on Earth isn’t even our size!
Life on earth scales from microscopic bacteria all the way up funguses that have an underground network covering thousands of acres.
The chances of us finding life on another planet is pretty slim, the chance of that life looking like us is astronomically miniscule.
- Comment on Apple fail ✂ 1 month ago:
That’s a Mimic.
- Comment on When she sent me out to buy her one, I never anticipated this question 1 month ago:
I don’t know, but I love her anyway
- Comment on English has too many words for animals 1 month ago:
I’ve always liked that “flammable” and “inflammable” mean the same thing.
- Comment on Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI 1 month ago:
The year they drew moustaches randomly on everyone was my favorite.
Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop had an epic one!
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 1 month ago:
You forgot about the locking doors so children had to be taught not to play inside of them if you saw one outside because you would suffocate and die.
I remember watching an episode of Punky Brewster on TV about that.
- Comment on Words to live my life by 1 month ago:
Chocolate
- Comment on Hope everyone had a good and blessed time making their Jesus today for Easter. So glad to set our trespasses to celebrate our little lord 1 month ago:
"Fucketh this shit, I am out."
- DD 2:14