ouRKaoS
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- Comment on He's just eccentric 10 hours ago:
Knowledge of sports statistics is a socially acceptable autistic hyper fixation.
Ever talked to one of these people? You mention a baseball player and they can tell you what their batting average was for each year of their decade long career, or they can tell you where every NFL player went to college; meanwhile I have trouble remembering my own phone number.
- Comment on ARMADILL-NO 1 day ago:
Snake! A snaaaaake! Oooohhh, it’s a snaaaaaaakeeeee!
- Comment on I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way. 3 days ago:
Dogs have a shot, too
- Comment on pain plant 3 days ago:
Tabasco is my breakfast hot sauce. Goes on omelettes, sausage, etc. More flavor than spice, really, just a little kick.
- Comment on Taking huge cock is therapeutic 4 days ago:
R.I.P. their “outbox” as well
- Comment on Good morning. What's wrong honey? 6 days ago:
Well now I’m going to think of this randomly for no reason…
- Comment on Forget jeans and beans, it's time for vintage memes 1 week ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
- Comment on How would we choose a "world language" in a fair way, for a hypothetical one world government? 1 week ago:
Isn’t this why Esperanto was created?
Anyway, my vote goes to Klingon or Mando’a.
- Comment on they did the math 🦀 1 week ago:
One of my coworkers calls taking a piss “Dehydrating” and it has stuck in my head since.
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 1 week ago:
I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer… I understand everything that I’m supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.
- Comment on I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear 1 week ago:
Aha! We’ve cut so many corners it’s rounded into a circle!
Did we win or lose?
- Comment on Inching closer to the grave every day 1 week ago:
Welp…
Let me pack my bag, I’m off to Shady Pines!
- Comment on Inching closer to the grave every day 1 week ago:
entirely real
I will press (Gen) X to doubt…
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 2 weeks ago:
A spring loaded, reusable, tampon applicator.
Seems like a good idea until you ask literally any woman.
- Comment on Favourite Mario Kart game? 2 weeks ago:
DD is responsible for Baby Park, and the amount of mayhem that has gone down on that track is ridiculous.
- Comment on Please answer. 3 weeks ago:
There’s housework that involves lying down while someone else puts in all the effort?
- Comment on why was 1995 video games console very pixel art graphics but music was high quality and images were great??, 3 weeks ago:
Couple things about the virtual boy:
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It was pixelated, it was nowhere near the power of the home consoles. It sits between the Game Boy color & Game Boy advance.
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It had an LED display in the mid 90’s, hence the monochrome. Making it full color would have been cost prohibitive, as they would have had to add in 4 more displays (two for each eye), and triple the storage for games as everything would have to be rendered 3 times.
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- Comment on That explains a lot 3 weeks ago:
Who had ‘Lab grown Black Hole?’
- Comment on Emulating PS2 for my Steam Deck, would love any recommendations! 3 weeks ago:
Frequency & Amplitude:
The originators of the modern “rhythm game” genre.
- Comment on Didn't believe what I was seeing 4 weeks ago:
People that stupid are out there… I saw someone at Costco trying to get a 90" TV into a Prius.
- Comment on Mind if I get by? 4 weeks ago:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna come to you anyway!
- Comment on Gift of speech 5 weeks ago:
Here in America we’d call that a “Music Festival” and due to taking things too far instead of bongs there would be bongs, alcohol, meth, ecstasy, heroin, and a variety of prescription pills. There would also be a couple “discreetly” having sex in the middle of the crowd, and someone passed out after having shit their pants.
- Comment on Gift of speech 5 weeks ago:
As an American:
1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.
B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.
Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point
IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.
f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…
- Comment on Let's talk...wait... No! Not like that! 5 weeks ago:
I think calling him a wild card is giving him too much credit.
He’s like the card that tells you the rules of a game: thinks he’s important, but no one cares.
- Comment on Let's talk...wait... No! Not like that! 5 weeks ago:
I think the current administration’s version of rifle therapy would be a firing squad…
- Comment on Games franchises that need metroidvania spinoffs? 5 weeks ago:
The Lost Vikings as a Metroidvania would be ridiculous.
3 characters have to spit up & collect things so they can come back together and use their combined efforts to progress…
- Comment on Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board 5 weeks ago:
I always thought sharks didn’t bite politicians because the politicians are full of shit.
- Comment on Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board 1 month ago:
Gotta scare away the sharks! They’re not going to try and eat a massive dick.
- Comment on My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it 1 month ago:
Looks like a roller skate sandal if you ask me.
