ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hades 2 will be a Nintendo Switch 2 console exclusive at launch⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I got my deck, my instant library of things to play due to old Humble Bundle purchases was staggering.

  My backlog would take several lifetimes to complete, and I still by new games because “sale!”

  I need to DL all of them before society collapses and there’s no access…

  “But there was time now…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the buildings where I took classes had little bees painted in the urinals. They were slightly off center, just enough for you to notice it and focus on it to see what looked weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s quite a few terms missing, bitch, homie & n - - - a are the ones that come to mind right away. I’d like to see the demographic distribution of the participants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t audience participation part of the theater experience?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they will be worth their weight in gold like GameCube Component cables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had the wherewithal to use it more often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would love to find a pair of the earbuds that came with the OG Game Boy. I don’t know if they were the best things ever, or if I wasn’t so much of an audiophile then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned to ride my bike one handed so I could carry my boom box. Tracking down 8 D Batteries was the hardest part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want the angriest horny song ever, it’s definitely NIN - Closer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why women live longer then men⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen these type of breakdowns before, they usually started with:

  “Undian Here!”

  …but then shit happened and the Internet became less fun. I hope Lemmy never gets to that point because I love it here, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ATBGE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three original movies are being released in theaters today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The text is too clear to be AI; must be real!

  …this timeline sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Majestic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro just nutted in his imaginary girlfriend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I present my girlfriend's daughter.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least she’s not trying to figure out how to get pregananant!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's just eccentric⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowledge of sports statistics is a socially acceptable autistic hyper fixation.

  Ever talked to one of these people? You mention a baseball player and they can tell you what their batting average was for each year of their decade long career, or they can tell you where every NFL player went to college; meanwhile I have trouble remembering my own phone number.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ARMADILL-NO⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snake! A snaaaaake! Oooohhh, it’s a snaaaaaaakeeeee!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dogs have a shot, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tabasco is my breakfast hot sauce. Goes on omelettes, sausage, etc. More flavor than spice, really, just a little kick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking huge cock is therapeutic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  R.I.P. their “outbox” as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now I’m going to think of this randomly for no reason…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forget jeans and beans, it's time for vintage memes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would we choose a "world language" in a fair way, for a hypothetical one world government?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this why Esperanto was created?

  Anyway, my vote goes to Klingon or Mando’a.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they did the math 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my coworkers calls taking a piss “Dehydrating” and it has stuck in my head since.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer… I understand everything that I’m supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just happy you thought it was funny, dear⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aha! We’ve cut so many corners it’s rounded into a circle!

  Did we win or lose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp…

  Let me pack my bag, I’m off to Shady Pines!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  entirely real

  I will press (Gen) X to doubt…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A spring loaded, reusable, tampon applicator.

  Seems like a good idea until you ask literally any woman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Favourite Mario Kart game?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DD is responsible for Baby Park, and the amount of mayhem that has gone down on that track is ridiculous.