ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get your game up.⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Amateurs, compared to the G.O.A.T.

  Peafowl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ow… Ow… Ow…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspergers officinalis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

  Cashew fruit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep dish thought⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you have heart disease!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe check!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  DCBC

  …that sounds like a cover band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨S.O.S.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  www.marylandzoo.org/animal/chinese-alligator/

  I went looking for pictures, and now I want one as a pet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A small art gallery in Japan just happened to have these pictures next to each other. And then it morphed into a popular meme template⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It mostly made things that looked like LSD hallucinations.

  The “Will Smith eating spaghetti” video haunts my nightmares. Not going to link it, thinking about it is bad enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The regrets of life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Option 3 - she just wanted some dick & was trying to get you to volunteer as tribute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big things happening in the 3D print community⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just scale it up to 137.69%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A dedicated section in my Steam library⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, I’m my Steam Library:

  GAMES:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Guy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mettaton

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if this is a “before” or “after” photo…

  I could see it going either way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growing up in the 80's, I thought that I would be in a situation where I would need to push the top off of one of these by now...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You need 3 of your friends to help you push, and if you’re lucky, there’ll be a ladder or staircase in there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to pluralize titles.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All of the Samurai Except the White Guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1 First Date

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad I suck dick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Red

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon did philosophy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I could find more ways to play with $100 in coins…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sure about this one ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Assigned Cis At Birth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I thought you said “Grab the titties” and I chuckled, then I realized that I was the only one with my mind in the gutter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG NSFW Giveaway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hunie Pop has a surprising amount of strategy involved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My foot found the worst Lego that can be stepped on.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I legitimately collapsed to the floor after stepping on a D4. It drew blood & I’ve been afraid to use it since.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now it makes sense that there’s duck drones… They can fly, swim, get closer to people than other “birds”… If you feed one once & it comes back, you think it remembered the food, not that it’s conducting further information gathering.

  It’s conspiracies all the way down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Red Bull was first, if I remember correctly Rockstar came before Monster and started the 16oz cans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨data transfer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Packet loss is huge as well. Very little data gets saved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SNAIL PRO TIPS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: What’s a ‘phorusachid’?

  Wikipedia: Here you go!

  Me: … I regret everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quick thinking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s normal to have all these random projects in my head all the time?

  So far I’ve stopped myself from putting a “discard vapes here” bin outside of a couple businesses so I can leech them for batteries… I keep thinking of things I could do, but I know I’m just going to collect a bunch of trash and have another project in the pipeline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quick thinking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure you could easily have a separate E-stim Plug in the AED kit, like how some have different pads for children and adults. Also pretty sure I could rig that right now with a few wire nuts and some tape.

  I hate that I immediately thought of a practical way to accomplish that before I thought “WTF!?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boobies & Tits are both done for as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New dystopian achievement unlocked:

  Age verification for bird watching.