ouRKaoS
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 20 hours ago:
- Comment on Lawful evil 20 hours ago:
That’s kind of how dates work
- Comment on BONNGGGG 1 day ago:
- Comment on Truth 1 day ago:
I’ve read a series where the vampires had to bite people to have sex… Apparently drinking blood raised their blood pressure?
It didn’t start out as that kind of series, but after getting a few books in shit started getting weirder and I stuck around thinking it was going to get back to the fun storylines in this cool modern fantasy world with vampires and werewolves and wereleopards and guns and necromacy, but instead of going off the rails a bit and coming back, it turned into “Rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!”
… I stuck around way too long before bailing.
- Comment on True story 1 day ago:
Woo! Another “justification” for a 3D printer!
It’s practical, lol.
(I have 2)
- Comment on They all look like this 1 day ago:
As a certified Old Fart™, it’s better than the colored porcelain bathrooms of the 70s and 80s…
Chrome was shiny & futuristic, so stainless steel appliances looked sleek and modern when they were first introduced, but now that they’re everywhere they look drab and sterile. I’m waiting for things to shift back the opposite direction where everything will have integrated LED panels and the whole kitchen will glow in RGB like a desktop computer rig. (Honestly, I don’t know if that would be terrible ore awesome.)
- Comment on Breaking Code 2 days ago:
If you’re over 18, you have some research to do…
- Comment on Don't forget the rules, lest you become like Them! 2 days ago:
1: How do I tell the new voices apart from the old ones?
2: Should I report things that should be alive, but aren’t?
3: How do I know it’s the stars moving and not the Earth?
4: W̶͈̬̙̼̌̇͘h̴̡͒̇͌͝ą̸̯̝̇̉͂t̴͓͠ ̸̥͕̼̪̓͋d̶̬̝͗̂o̵͇̟̳̥͋̒̿ ̷͓͎̠̾̂̅̍y̷̛̝͍̫̣͒͌o̷̞̾ȕ̷͓̫͙̂ ̵̣̙͎̝̿̏m̶̠̝̩̮͐ẻ̶̯̤̦͂͠a̷̟̣̤̍ͅn̴͇̫̖̠̂ ̵̫̯̜͍̉͋̇̀"̵̙͊̔͛J̴͕̙͇̮̾̓͊͝O̶̺̓͐͌̄I̴͕̤̪̘͘Ň̶̥̦͓͑͜ ̶̮̱̑U̸̧̯̼̻͂̚S̴͙͑"̶̧̙͍̭͌̀͂?̴̝͍͉͋̎͊
- Comment on No, you can't keep your 20 year old dictionary password 2 days ago:
Fun password trick:
Pick an adjective, a color, an animal, and a cuss word.
Now pick 2 numbers and a special character, or 2 special characters and a number.
Separate your 4 words with your other 3 items and, boom! 12+ character password that you already remember.
Bonus points: lose the numbers and characters and you have a hilarious insult.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 days ago:
Strawberries are not berries.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 days ago:
Tomatoes and watermelon are both berries.
Strawberries are not berries.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 days ago:
You’ve never been close to one of those clankers, huh? The constant whining of every servo motor is like a bunch of small, high pitched groans in tandem.
- Comment on Halloween costume 4 days ago:
My dumb ass came to the comments to see more pics, lol.
I love people’s innovative costumes, this is instantly recognizable, hilarious, and much better than an off-the-shelf “sexy hand sanitizer” or whatever.
- Comment on Thats a lot of cheese 6 days ago:
Should have gotten more than 6 pounds of cheese…
The 5 pounds here is barely enough for half a lasagna!
- Comment on Science beams are a top priority 1 week ago:
I mean, if you wanted to be a Mantis Man…
- Comment on Granted. 1 week ago:
The melting point of gold is over 1000°C. This takes “It burns when I pee” to a while new level.
- Comment on Ours 1 week ago:
Nah. My wife doesn’t like dark chocolate. Her loss!
Every t-shirt or hoodie I buy is “ours”, though.
- Comment on Star Trek was Ahead of its Time 1 week ago:
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 1 week ago:
Good ol’ Circadian Arrhythmia
Sleep 10 minutes? Rested up and refreshed to start the day.
Sleep 10 hours? Dead tired and need an IV of caffeine to function.
Worn out after a long day? Lay down & BOOM! you have the energy of a 5 year old full of Halloween candy and Red Bull.
- Comment on Pain 1 week ago:
Looks like I’m gonna be 17 seconds late
- Comment on GF loves Disney. Favorite character is Chip from Chip and Dale. Was thrilled to get this picture with him. 1 week ago:
Isn’t that Dale, though?
- Comment on Good luck, space cowboy 2 weeks ago:
I’ll wait for the complete series special edition once they finish Red Piece and Blue Piece.
- Comment on Which is worse: not wanting kids, or wanting them too much? 2 weeks ago:
I think the only way to “pass” would be to just leave.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 2 weeks ago:
Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
…yeah
- Comment on Get Maced 2 weeks ago:
Pretty good Black Widow cosplay
- Comment on I'll wait 2 weeks ago:
Dumbass
Asshole
Dumb Asshole
Psychopath made of Sharp
Tolerable Furball
Mummy’s Cutie-wuttle-shnookie-wookums
- Comment on tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie 2 weeks ago:
Creampie or Backshots?
- Comment on Anon's class fails expectations 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something? 3 weeks ago:
You’re awesome!
- Comment on Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something? 3 weeks ago:
Grab me some Skittles, please and thanks!
