ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leptopoma perlucidum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Flavor:

  Super-sweet lemon lime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to hold your breath for a CT, so the fish is just fine for a bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still haven't adapted⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If DST is so good, why isn’t it STANDARD…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She was probably tweaking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m counting that as a threesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ball for a ball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?

  Hint: it leads to a headstone…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨example of radical politics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got this!

  I got this!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable conch snails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bongus.

  I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I’m trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨longiboie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At last we know all his answers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d marry the Pope, because the Pope mayying a guy would have hilarious fallout, kill the couch because recliners are superior, and… ahh, damn… guess I gotta take one for the team…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Auto sorting trash can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: Throws picture of Ex

  Bin: Doesn’t move

  Screen: “Take her back. Is this correct?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨K Y S⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mixed messages from the yield sign ahead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Six Men Are Charged After Woman Was Dragged From Idaho Town Hall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they all cut a deal with the prosecutor and snitch on who hired them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Favorite B-Movies?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Last Dragon, hands down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.

  My guess is the cross is his phylactery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's That Pokémon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re beautiful 🥹

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's That Pokémon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to pick Gengar, but can I just say the OG Ghost trio?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else are they hiding from us?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo ‘warned to expect 145% tariff on Nintendo Switch 2’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “But that only effects those people… What about me!?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hades 2 will be a Nintendo Switch 2 console exclusive at launch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I got my deck, my instant library of things to play due to old Humble Bundle purchases was staggering.

  My backlog would take several lifetimes to complete, and I still by new games because “sale!”

  I need to DL all of them before society collapses and there’s no access…

  “But there was time now…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They do this so you will stare at it and increase the accuracy of your aim⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the buildings where I took classes had little bees painted in the urinals. They were slightly off center, just enough for you to notice it and focus on it to see what looked weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s quite a few terms missing, bitch, homie & n - - - a are the ones that come to mind right away. I’d like to see the demographic distribution of the participants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t audience participation part of the theater experience?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they will be worth their weight in gold like GameCube Component cables

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had the wherewithal to use it more often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would love to find a pair of the earbuds that came with the OG Game Boy. I don’t know if they were the best things ever, or if I wasn’t so much of an audiophile then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned to ride my bike one handed so I could carry my boom box. Tracking down 8 D Batteries was the hardest part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨90s band alignment chart⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want the angriest horny song ever, it’s definitely NIN - Closer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why women live longer then men⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen these type of breakdowns before, they usually started with:

  “Undian Here!”

  …but then shit happened and the Internet became less fun. I hope Lemmy never gets to that point because I love it here, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art rule⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ATBGE