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- Comment on opportunities 16 hours ago:
When you make it yourself, you’ll see why it’s so expensive; you lose like 70% of the weight when you dehydrate it.
- Comment on Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin 16 hours ago:
- Comment on 22 hours ago:
Pooler? Coocollo? Picoler?
Coolio.
- Comment on Do I have to? Ok, fine... 1 day ago:
Evolution is a popcorn movie. Go into it with no expectations, take it at surface value, and have a good time. If you’re trying to analyze things or look for deeper meaning, there’s nothing there. If you want a 90min long meme, you’re in the right spot.
- Comment on Makes you feel good. Too bad we can't always see life as simple as kids 6 days ago:
This should be in be wholesome, not shitpost
- Comment on Bean virus 6 days ago:
I would legit buy that brick-o’-cheese right now if I could find it in a store
- Comment on Firearm Advice 1 week ago:
Rifle looks like a Galil, so she’s probably got some relation to the Israeli military.
I probably just caused you to have more questions…
- Comment on God lays out the rules for bad drivers and eternal hell 1 week ago:
My dad drove a 5-Speed Metro that he bought brand new until it couldn’t be rebuilt anymore. I think it had over 300k on the odometer.
That thing was awesome, 50 mpg in the 90’s was insane
- Comment on FATALITY 1 week ago:
Pull an anime move & call it “WAFFIE HOUSE”
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 1 week ago:
Flashes financial records
- Comment on Every single time. 1 week ago:
Priorities…
Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you’re walking casually.
Been there…
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 1 week ago:
It’s a generational thing.
Whiskey -> Vodka -> Edibles
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 1 week ago:
Americans: “This medicine costs more than my paycheck… I bet Jack Daniel’s will work just fine!”
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 week ago:
Scientists: “No, this isn’t The Torment Nexus, this is ‘The Nexus of Torment’! It’s totally different!”
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 1 week ago:
Can we start a conspiracy theory that Microplastics cause Autism?
- Comment on Mmmmmm, slit tongue 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen retail packaging for those, they usually just… Appear.
- Comment on "Game preservation only works if people care" As GOG doubles down on its commitment to saving old games, it's asking players "who give a s**t" to support its crusade 2 weeks ago:
Hades 2 & Mewgenics are my two most recent ‘Just the Game’ games.
- Comment on I doubt it. 2 weeks ago:
I used to think that, then I realized I’m just okay with it.
For context, my wife was watching a video where someone mentioned Kirk & a guy in the background screamed “Dig him up & fuck his neck-hole!” That guy loves that he’s dead!
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 3 weeks ago:
I think I broke my wrist reading that
- Comment on Lemmings, please give us your info dump. 3 weeks ago:
Go for the chicken fries, my dude!
- Comment on Lemmings, please give us your info dump. 3 weeks ago:
one of the 5 animals believed to have the capacity for sentience
I’m taking a guess and saying Dogs, dolphins, an great apes… No idea that the last one could be.
Am I on the right track?
- Comment on I'm in! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on between medicine and this, we do not honour rats enough 3 weeks ago:
Me in collapsed building, seeing a rat with a backpack:
HOLY SHIT; NIMH IS REAL!?
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 3 weeks ago:
That’s a gooner move, resets the clock so you can go longer
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 3 weeks ago:
The LD50 for caffeine in humans is 150-200mg/kg, so if you weighed only 36kg, that ain’t enough caffeine to kill you.
- Comment on Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city. 4 weeks ago:
Jiga who?
- Comment on Save as PDF 5 weeks ago:
one wonders how this kind of people can walk and talk at the same time
They can’t. These are the people who have a family reunion in the middle of aisle 6 in the grocery store because the haven’t seen little Breighlynne since she was this big! We need to get together sometime so all the–
You need to get the hell away from the tortilla chips before I justifiably crash out!
- Comment on This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers 5 weeks ago:
The best thing about ski jumping is a Japanese video from the early Internet days where they rolled different tires down a jump to see which one went the furthest. Looked like it was recorded on VHS and digitized by a TI-83 to post online, but it’s awesome. Gotta go search for it again!
- Comment on Taste the flavor 5 weeks ago:
Menthol is just cool spicy
- Comment on Me after too long of a nap 5 weeks ago:
I’ll be up soon, just 5… more… weeks…
