ouRKaoS
@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
- Comment on When a humble bard Graced a ride along 6 hours ago:
- Comment on Meh, I'm more of an Aragorn fan... 1 day ago:
Same, but replace “…oh” with “…goddammit…”
- Comment on Tell me why! 2 days ago:
USB-B is the big square one for printers.
- Comment on Who's branded? Sound off 2 days ago:
And the rough gravel was at the bottom of the puddle of stagnant rainwater that had been there long enough to spawn new life.
- Comment on kya 2 days ago:
- Comment on Could you though? 👀 3 days ago:
Experimental Bontanist here!
This is completely possible! Actually, I have no idea what I’m talking about because I’m not really a botanist, experimental or otherwise, but you seemed so disappointed I wanted to try and make you feel better.
Sorry to get your hopes up for a sec there…
- Comment on Who's branded? Sound off 3 days ago:
My thighs were invincible from riding the 20ft tall, 73° angle “slide” that was heated by the heat of a thousand suns through a hole in the ozone layer.
- Comment on Don't forget to turn purple and remove your arms 3 days ago:
Yeah, when I started working 3rd shift, people suggested I get an eye mask to help my sleep in daylight. Took me forever to fall asleep, then I would wake in a panic about 5 minutes later because there was “something crawling on my face”…
Room darkening curtains and double shift exhaustion solved my sleep issues, lol. I also learned about biphasic sleep, and I’m a lot more productive.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
I remember when the Xbox360 released their little indie game section there were multiple “controller vibration tests” that were like a dollar.
I had proper equipment by then, but I could see the appeal for someone who was in a different situation.
- Comment on It's true 4 days ago:
I place most people into the irregular polygon of irrelevance.
- Comment on Ohio never sleeps 4 days ago:
I feel like there should be another color and a separate category just marked “Florida”.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
But did you know that the popular Nintendo character’s last name is “Mario”?
- Comment on So, how's that fight for porn games going? 5 days ago:
I’ve been having a good time with Trease of Nadia that I got for free on gog.reminds me of the old “point & click” adventure games, and it’s a decent game on its own merits. The four-way creampie eating sex scene i just saw was just a bonus.
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 1 week ago:
I’m barely into act 2, and then Supergiant had the Gall to drop Hades 2 on me as well.
I’ve been playing a few rounds of H2 when I rage quit Silksong because of platforming shenanigans / Hard ass boss fights / getting bodied by nobodies while trying to reclaim my cocoon.
Gonna be a bit before I’m buying new games.
- Comment on Here's a fun game. 1 week ago:
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50 First Dicks
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28 Dicks Later
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12 Angry Dicks
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The Men Who Stare At Dicks
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Ocean’s Dick
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The Last Dick
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Dick 2: Electric Boogaloo
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- Comment on The Video-Game Industry Has a Problem: There Are Too Many Games 1 week ago:
I’ve been playing The Binding of Isaac for decades. I’ve bought it probably 5 times on different systems, for friends, etc, bought the expansions as well. I’ve probably still spent less on that game than what a current AAA title costs, and I still have new content to play.
The problem with the industry is they are all trying to get the “next big thing” and they stick to the same formula, there’s no innovation from the big studios anymore. That’s also why I play way more Indie games, I think the last major title I bought was Tears of the Kingdom, and that was probably the last Nintendo title I’ll purchase.
Silksong & Hades 2 will probably be enough to last me the rest of the year. Having 1000 games to pick from doesn’t bother me because I don’t need to play them all.
- Comment on important event 1 week ago:
Nah… You need a video with this same image at the top, a random person smiling and pointing repeatedly at the image on the bottom left, and a random metal casting in sand using random tools on the bottom right, With an AI voice over saying “Important information, make sure you read this!”
- Comment on ... 1 week ago:
On a separate but slightly related note: When is the Brawny paper towel guy going to get a beard again?
- Comment on Rise up 2 weeks ago:
I used to tell Swiper to keep the shit and run instead of throwing it.
You’re a terrible thief, Swiper!
- Comment on The Pokémon Company confirms that no, its imagery was not granted for use in disturbing US Department of Homeland Security video | Eurogamer 2 weeks ago:
Trump v Nintendo would be an interesting fight…
I’m not even sure how that would play out.
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 2 weeks ago:
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
Also: Comic
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 2 weeks ago:
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
- Comment on birb 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 weeks ago:
The one loss from G is Detroit Style pizza, but Tacos, Texas BBQ, and Southern biscuits and gravy make up for it
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The trolley is driven by AI, and is used to transport bottled water for Nestle…
- Comment on SEND NEWTS 2 weeks ago:
Adding this to my “spam text replies”!
Perfect companion to this one: WAP
- Comment on Bulls On Parade 2 weeks ago:
The Machine started paying people’s bills and they thought “Well maybe it’s not so bad…”
- Comment on Has this happened to you? 2 weeks ago:
Except everyone is doing a bad job, because the standard corporate holds you to is the work of 10 people for 3% of your current wage.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget that distance is somehow different on water, though.
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 2 weeks ago:
Sugar, cake mix, and corn syrup!? Better add a pinch of salt (to taste) to balance out all that sweetness!
