ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mind if I get by?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you call a dog with no legs?

  Doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna come to you anyway!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gift of speech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here in America we’d call that a “Music Festival” and due to taking things too far instead of bongs there would be bongs, alcohol, meth, ecstasy, heroin, and a variety of prescription pills. There would also be a couple “discreetly” having sex in the middle of the crowd, and someone passed out after having shit their pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gift of speech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As an American:

  1 - Taking things too far is The American Way™ and we are proud of our excessiveness.

  B - I’m sad that I have no idea what a “bush doof” is, but it sounds pretty cool if there’s bongs and turtle balls.

  Third - I got nothing else, just being excessive at this point

  IV - why are you still reading this? I told you I got nothing else.

  f - I think I lost count of which point I was on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's talk...wait... No! Not like that!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think calling him a wild card is giving him too much credit.

  He’s like the card that tells you the rules of a game: thinks he’s important, but no one cares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's talk...wait... No! Not like that!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the current administration’s version of rifle therapy would be a firing squad…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games franchises that need metroidvania spinoffs?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Lost Vikings as a Metroidvania would be ridiculous.

  3 characters have to spit up & collect things so they can come back together and use their combined efforts to progress…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought sharks didn’t bite politicians because the politicians are full of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta scare away the sharks! They’re not going to try and eat a massive dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a roller skate sandal if you ask me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hear me out…

  You know those “professional” slapping contests?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity… This is diabolically genius level trolling!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just day dreaming when this struck me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.

  EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.

  “HEY KIDS! Here’s abasket of… Idunno… toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh… Some… Some… Uhh… OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disregard Beans, Acquire Sweater⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Old Navy came along & ate their lunch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Talking about my roommate to my friends before realizing I'm bi [Day 69]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the government attacks low hanging fruit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Arbok vs Muk

  Arbok is ‘Kobra’ spelled backwards…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bukakke Pit Fighting.

  There.

  Now you have to think of that, too…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't stop starring at that necklace⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you hadn’t mentioned the necklace, I wouldn’t have seen it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't stop starring at that necklace⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure if this is a shitpost or a shit post…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some eggs for my 'murican friends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point, those are probably cheaper than actual eggs in some places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill proposed to outlaw downloading Chinese AI models.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I wasn’t planning on downloading Deepseek, but now I feel like I gotta…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate to admit that I’d probably watch this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The spiders would steal meth from the Florida men then ride Emus into battle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From now on, I wish to be addressed as Lt. Commodre Squid⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Genuine Question:

  Is “Mx” a gender neutral version of Mr/Ms or something else?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐕 🦴⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT DO YOU HAVE!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Localisation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t it be WAF?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's coming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it strange that I’m less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama Mia 🍝⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤌🤌🤌🤌 🤌🤌🤌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon introduces himself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zealous?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeet!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a quick reload mod. Cock it back, slide baby in through the hole, they slide to the top & YEET!

  This way, the loader is out of the yeet path in the case of an early fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing she started with step zero:

  • Be attractive.

  Used that to get money & then it was easy street from there.

  Rules & karma are for ugly poor people…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aardwoof⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That thing looks like it’s either chill as fuck or a complete spaz. I’m not sure which…