ouRKaoS

@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💤 😴 💤⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: go to sleep, wake up feeling refreshed and well rested; look at the clock it’s been 32 minutes.

  Also Me: go to sleep, wake up feeling like I never went to sleep; look at the clock it’s been 9 hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hay fever season is upon us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I remember correctly, flowers are the reproductive parts of the plant, so it’s more like kicking them in the nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨En garde!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve moved up classes all the way to Razor wire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life Hack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that was how you made linguine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This whole situation is fucked up: Underaged, abusive, victim blaming, etc…

  But Misty Meanor is one hell of a porn name!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Engine auto-off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a button in mine that’s like an @ with a capital A. Have to push it every time I start the car, but it stays running until I manually shut off the car.

  Lower right, under the radio tuning knob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sniff sniff⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  D A N G E R B O O P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The price difference on the peanuts is the grading. The grade A nice looking peanuts get sold as whole peanuts for full price. The ugly, broken leftovers ones get sold cheap & turned into peanut butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They be chompin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Load me up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a restaurant that closed near me that would give you apple butter with the mozzarella sticks. Its a sweet/savory combo I wasn’t expecting to enjoy, but it was delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Update: we are now sharing your toasting data with our 3,402 parteners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a time when people had to deal with all of these being separate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s definitely USB-C on the headphones in the pic, lightning has the little white connectors visible on the flat sides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harlequin Toads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It definitely does some type of toxic/poison/corruption damage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies looking at Their Al Bill after laying Off their employees:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I’ve spent 10x as much, did 10%of the work, and still had to pay the employees I kept to fix that 10%?

  P R O F I T !

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That crushing realization that life keeps leveling up in difficulty just like a video game, but forgot to include the cheat codes:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Money is always the best cheat code.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s your favorite video game that most people didn’t like ??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an introvert, I enjoyed Evermore more than Mana.

  Still have my copies of both, though I bet the batteries are dead by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are we heading?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Future man will know nothing of modern man because digital items don’t translate into archeological material.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heater⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … preferably from outside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I upgraded my 64gb base model to a 2tb drive years ago & it’s still going strong. An upgrade wasn’t really on the radar, but now it’s definitely not going to happen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: Get a white morph suit with no gloves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annoying neighbor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpet seems kinda mid.

  Get bagpipes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rhymes, motherfucker⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”

  “SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was a successful TV sitcom and featured a young actor who went onto a huge movie career⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome back, Welcome back, wel-come ba-a-ack!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are worse tattoos, can I think of one? No...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  please let this be AI slop…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cultural impact⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ferngully 2!? WHY???

  Just wait for the live action remake! They’re coming for your generation’s childhood next…

  Signed,

  An old fart

  (NGL, Masters of the Universe looks like it could be pretty dope)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Bird

  1 Samurai

  1 First Date

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be funny, I think⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Groomer: “How can I help you?”

  Mobster: “I need you to make me look like a good boy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always in Japan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think that’s a new shape for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Cock-of-the-rock is one of the most difficult Brazilian birds to find in the world.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m looking at it and I still can’t find it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, we have the blueprints!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not on the second floor, it’s just got an extra high ceiling for proper suspension.